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generic_screenname
07-17-2003, 06:02 PM
Since I'm apparently addicted to the Word Association Game, I thought I'd take a time out and start a movie quotes thread. Read the quote and identify the movie it came from and name the actor and/or character who said it. Then post your own.

Easy one to get the ball rolling:

"This town needs an enima!"

Susana
07-17-2003, 06:15 PM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya, "The Princess Bride", played by Mandy Patinkin.



edited to add: Okay, nm, I thought this was just a favorite movie quotes thread. *must be more careful when reading, and read all the words, not just my favorite ones* :)

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:16 PM
Batman

The Joker (Jack Nickleson)

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges"

edited to add: this is in answer to the first one

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:16 PM
which time?

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by grinner
which time?

1974

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:18 PM
Blazing Saddles/ Film
Mexican Bandit
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass... and I am all out of bubblegum"

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by grinner
which time? see this site...http://www.darryl.com/badges/

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:28 PM
OMG - did you see this entry?

Farscape - We're so Screwed - Hot to Katrazi

John Chritchon

"Codes ? We don't need no stinkin' codes!"

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:30 PM
yeah... it was discussed about 5 months ago. That is why I asked the question that I did. I didn't know if you knew about the site.

generic_screenname
07-17-2003, 06:33 PM
Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house
and f**k my sister."

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by grinner

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass... and I am all out of bubblegum"

Duke Nucum 3D

Duke Nucum (Jon St John)


"Welcome to Mutant High"

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:34 PM
VB wrong... g-s right

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:36 PM
No I never saw that site.

Which one is the answer to the bubble gum quote?

generic_screenname
07-17-2003, 06:36 PM
Maybe we need a format...

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:36 PM
shoot - OK, let me go look up the f**k my sister one. (maybe)

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house
and f**k my sister."
Full Metal Jacket

Joker to cowboy

"It takes alot of practice to be a cast iron bitch"

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:41 PM
Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery Sargent Hartman

Shall we play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War.

VBKatLou
07-17-2003, 06:41 PM
crap - I can't keep up with you two!

JadedLegend3
07-17-2003, 06:41 PM
"It takes alot of practice to be a cast iron bitch"



Is this from The Abyss? And if so, then it's Lindsay (can't remember her last name)

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by VBKatLou
Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery Sargent Hartman

Shall we play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War. War Games.

The computer to Matthew Broderics character.

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by JadedLegend3
"It takes alot of practice to be a cast iron bitch"



Is this from The Abyss? And if so, then it's Lindsay (can't remember her last name) yes it is. what is your quote?

grinner
07-17-2003, 06:48 PM
"Do you think we are the guys that we used to make fun off?... nah... we are to cool for that"

generic_screenname
07-17-2003, 07:26 PM
dammit, I know I've heard that before...

grinner
07-17-2003, 08:33 PM
Do you want a hint?

generic_screenname
07-17-2003, 08:34 PM
maybe a small one.

grinner
07-17-2003, 08:38 PM
The first movie was supposed to be filmed in Grand Rapids, Michigan... but East Grand Rapids HS threatened to sue the writer, who went to East, if he used it's name. So Grand Rapids, Michigan became Great Falls. It is the second movie that this quote comes from. Where they go to Grand Haven, Michigan... oops... Grand Harbor.

generic_screenname
07-17-2003, 08:48 PM
American Pie 2, Jason Biggs.

"We are...Indians. You don't think that we are Indians? We have teepees. Look at all these teepees we have, because we are...Indians!"

RescueFarscape
07-18-2003, 05:39 AM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
"We are...Indians. You don't think that we are Indians? We have teepees. Look at all these teepees we have, because we are...Indians!"

Well, this came to a standstill, so I cheated.

g_s, is it from Cannibal: The Musical? Conversation between the Chief and someone else.

If I'm right, how about

"You're terrible, Muriel!"

kechara420
07-18-2003, 06:06 AM
"You're terrible, Muriel!"

Taking a stab at it ... Muriel's Wedding

If that's right ...

"She flew away!"

Digger
07-18-2003, 06:17 AM
Blazing Saddles/ Film
Mexican Bandit
"Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!"

True. But the quote originated with "teasure of the Sierra Madre" with Humphrey Bogart.

generic_screenname
07-18-2003, 07:12 AM
okay...catch up time. This is what I get for sleeping.
Yes my quote was from the Japanese Inidan cheif in "Cannibal: the Musical"

The badges quote was originally from "Teasure of the Sierra Madre," but VBKatLou specified 1974, making it "Blazing Saddles"

Philippe said "she flew away" in Ladyhawke. (or possibly it was one of the kids in Mary Popins)

New Quote: "Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squit."

JadedLegend3
07-18-2003, 11:04 AM
Yeah, grinner I was right! LOL My quote then is a two person thing...
Person 1: You're so drunk, you're probably seeing double.
Person 2: I have two guns, one for each of you.


There ya go boys and girls!


Jacqui :love:

kechara420
07-18-2003, 11:16 AM
"Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squit."
Reservoir Dogs

Person 1: You're so drunk, you're probably seeing double.
Person 2: I have two guns, one for each of you.
Tombstone


Question ... are we doing just movie quotes, or TV too?

kechara420
07-18-2003, 11:18 AM
New Quote: "Tell what I do like: a killer; a dyed-in-the-wool killer--cold-blooded, clean, methodical, and thorough."

generic_screenname
07-18-2003, 01:30 PM
Tell what I do like: a killer; a dyed-in-the-wool killer--cold-blooded, clean, methodical, and thorough.
Gary Oldman, the 5th element

new quote: "Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other."

probably stick to just theatrical-release movies for this.

kechara420
07-18-2003, 02:07 PM
"Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other."
Chevy Chase in Fletch



New Quote: "I like Byron, I give him a 42 but I can't dance to it!"

generic_screenname
07-18-2003, 02:25 PM
I like Byron, I give him a 42 but I can't dance to it!

Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society

New Quote: "They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. I could tell I was in imminenet danger of overplaying my hand."

kechara420
07-18-2003, 02:39 PM
"They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. I could tell I was in imminenet danger of overplaying my hand."
Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"



"Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!! Snootchie-bootchies!"

Hint: It's NOT a Superman movie, but a Superman reference in another movie.

grinner
07-18-2003, 02:44 PM
That would be Jay from Clerks

"I drank his wine, Ate his food and Raped his woman... ah... she was your woman"

kechara420
07-18-2003, 02:52 PM
"I drank his wine, Ate his food and Raped his woman... ah... she was your woman"
I'm guessing on this one ... Kurgan in Highlander?

Let me know if it's right, and if so, I'll post a new question.

generic_screenname
07-18-2003, 02:54 PM
Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!! Snootchie-bootchies! Jason Mewes in Mallrats. (right character, wrong movie)

New quote: "Moose! Moose, you imbicile!"

grinner
07-18-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by kechara420
I'm guessing on this one ... Kurgan in Highlander?

Let me know if it's right, and if so, I'll post a new question. you're right.... but I posted the wrong movie... ie... mallrats not clerks. I just watched the damn movies yesterday... clerks stuck into my head.

kechara420
07-21-2003, 09:04 AM
Can we get a hint on the Moose quote g_s?

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:40 AM
oh, right. Several of the movie's stars are no longer living, including Alec Guiness, Peter Sellers, David Niven, and the man who said the Moose quote. (Also: although he was famous, this was the only movie he ever appeared in.)

kechara420
07-21-2003, 10:03 AM
Truman Capote as Lionel Twain in "Murder by Death" (thanks for the hint, g_s!)

New quote:
"My, my it's hot. Thank God it isn't ... sticky. I just hate it when it's ... sticky."

sny
07-21-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by kechara420
Truman Capote as Lionel Twain in "Murder by Death" (thanks for the hint, g_s!)

New quote:
"My, my it's hot. Thank God it isn't ... sticky. I just hate it when it's ... sticky."

I had to go to IMDB for this one, and I'm still not sure it's right.

Could it be My Chauffeur? (Scary thing is, I remember seeing this movie.)

I won't post my entry until I find out I'm right...

Stacie

kechara420
07-21-2003, 12:00 PM
Yep, Deborah Foreman's character said it:)

sny
07-21-2003, 02:42 PM
Alrighty, then, I'll post my entry...

quote: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?

Surely that doesn't appear in more than one movie...

Stacie

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 02:46 PM
I didn't even have to look this one up.
It's a Firey from Labrynth.

New quote: The biggest thing in this town is probably the homecoming queen.

kechara420
07-21-2003, 03:39 PM
The biggest thing in this town is probably the homecoming queen.
Kent in The Iron Giant



New quote: Velcro. Next to the Walkman and tab, it's the coolest invention of the 20th century.

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 06:18 PM
I thought for sure it was Back to the Future 2, (at the 80's diner) but much Googling revealed it to be Helen Hunt in Girls Just Want to Have Fun

new quote: I'm dark and myterious and PISSED OFF!

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 06:24 PM
Almost Famous: William Miller

If correct then:

Goddamnit Elias quit f****ng with my pig! I ain't gettin' greased in the bush tonight, so keep these sorry cheesed*cks off my ass!

grinner
07-21-2003, 06:24 PM
William Miller in Almost Famous

"That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs"

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 06:26 PM
grinner's too late... Buahahahhahaha

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 06:37 PM
grinner's is Jim Carey in Ace Ventura, but I can't place the other one. Is there a director's cut of Babe?

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 07:07 PM
I don't know about Babe, but you might try Platoon...

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 07:54 PM
Yeah. Platoon. That's the ticket.
Tom Berenger, Platoon

New quote:
"What's a Nubian?"

grinner
07-21-2003, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Frunium Slip
grinner's too late... Buahahahhahaha BITE ME:P:P:P:P:P:P

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 08:13 PM
Chasing Amy: Banky

New quote:

A brave man likes to feel the force of nature on his face.

And grinner, though tempting, no, definitely not, never, not in your wildest dreams...

PS Berenger was in Platoon, so extra credit, but he was not in the scene, when the quote was stated...

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 08:16 PM
Nutbunnies. That's what I get for not owning Platoon on DVD. I'll have to rectify that.

grinner
07-21-2003, 08:17 PM
Wang Chi: "A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack." Egg Shen: "Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain." -- Big Trouble In Little China

New quote "If working here means I am within 10 yards of you, I would rather wipe Saddam Hussein's arse!"

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 08:26 PM
Renee Zellweger : Bridget Jones' Diary

Next quote:

Why, you crazy - the fall'll probably kill ya!

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 08:30 PM
Butch from Butch Cassisdy and The Sundance Kid

new quote: "I'm the damn paterfamilias!"

grinner
07-21-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Butch from Butch Cassisdy and The Sundance Kid

new quote: "I'm the damn paterfamilias!" Ulysses in O Brother, Where Art Thou



"I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 08:40 PM
Demolition Man - Edgar Friendly

Next quote:

I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!

grinner
07-21-2003, 08:42 PM
Kahn in Star Trek II: Wrath of Kahn


"God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see."

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 08:43 PM
R L Ermy, Full Metal Jacket (I have a talking motavational doll of that guy)

"Bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes!"

grinner
07-21-2003, 08:45 PM
Dirty Work: Mitch


"Lord...whatever I've done to piss you off...if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation."

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 08:49 PM
Maverick (1994) : Maverick

Next Quote:

When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot in high wind. They told me, maybe eight or... even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. ...It's the only thing I was ever good at

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 08:49 PM
Martin Riggs, Leathal Weapon

New quote:
"Look buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anybody,
even if it is artistic"

grinner
07-21-2003, 08:52 PM
Janice in Great Muppet Caper



"Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality."

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 08:57 PM
Motorcycle cop in National Lampoon's Vacation

"When I was a kid, my father told me, "never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."

grinner
07-21-2003, 08:59 PM
Russell Ziskey: Stripes

"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 09:02 PM
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) :Sheila Broflovski

Next quote:


See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:04 PM
Ash... Army of Darkness.

I know where that Factory is in Grand Rapids... I have been there.

"Naked force has settled more issues in history than any other factor. The contrary opinion 'violence never solves anything' is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always pay...They pay with their lives and their freedom."

what are you using to figure out the quotes so fast? Google?

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:07 PM
Rasczak, Starship Troopers

"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:09 PM
Topper: Hot Shots


"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 09:11 PM
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999) : Tom Ripley


Next Quote:

I'm a parent. I haven't got the luxury of principles.

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:14 PM
Benjamin Martin, The Patriot

"Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing. He is the chief, so everybody hail like crazy. "

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 09:19 PM
My Fellow Americans (1996) :Rusell Kramer

next quote:

I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:22 PM
Henry Stampler, Armageddon

"This story's gonna grab people! It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses."

Ancient
07-21-2003, 09:22 PM
The hail to the chief quote is from "my fellow americans" with lemmon and garner.

Good luck with this one....

"Why, this is God's country! Where ya don't have to love yer neighbor... ya just leave the bastard alone!"

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Ancient
The hail to the chief quote is from "my fellow americans" with lemmon and garner.

Good luck with this one....

"Why, this is God's country! Where ya don't have to love yer neighbor... ya just leave the bastard alone!" Frunium beat you to it.

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Henry Stampler, Armageddon

"This story's gonna grab people! It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses." This is easy... Ed Wood Jr. from Ed Wood

"If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip."

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 09:30 PM
Young Guns : Billy the Kid

Next quote


I saw...its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet...their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on...and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

PS thanks for the softball

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:33 PM
That is the President from ID4

"Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen....Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little b*stards straight to Hell. Amen."

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:36 PM
Hal Moore, We Were Soldiers

"They call Los Angeles the city of the angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly"

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:37 PM
The Stranger from The Big Lowbowski


"You better bury Ned right; and don't you be cutting up or otherwise harming no whores, or I'll come back and kill all you sons a b*tches."

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:39 PM
Bill Munny, Unforgiven

" I hadn't even gotten to the relevant conundrum"

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:43 PM
BRANDON : Galaxy Quest


"[A] while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world at we know it--no celebrities, no cable T.V., no water. It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So, it ain't all bad."

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 09:46 PM
Tank Girl (1995) :Tank Girl



Next Quote:

My father's people say that at the birth of the sun and of his brother the moon, their mother died. So the sun gave to the earth her body, from which was to spring all life. And he drew forth from her breast the stars, and the stars he threw into the night sky to remind him of her soul. So there's the Cameron's monument. My folks' too, I guess.

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:49 PM
Hawkeye : Last of the Mohicans

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:49 PM
Lord Helmut, Space Balls

If you're wrong, Benson, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant. I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time.

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:52 PM
. Evil Genius - Time Bandits

"Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?"

Frunium Slip
07-21-2003, 09:55 PM
Time Bandits (1981) : Randall

Next Quote:

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 09:57 PM
Fizini, the Princess Bride

"My way's not very sportsmanlike"

grinner
07-21-2003, 09:58 PM
Fezzik : The Princess Bride


"Life is pain Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something."

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 10:01 PM
Dread Pirate Roberts, Pricess Bride

I helped it. Didn't I help it? I just took it back, is all.

grinner
07-21-2003, 10:03 PM
John Coffey : The Green Mile

"Gentlemen, you know the rules--there are no rules. This is a fight to the finish. The first man who's dead loses."

generic_screenname
07-21-2003, 10:10 PM
Wimpy, from Popeye

"Let's take the cheese."
no, grinner didn't say it.

ThisisJimRockford
07-22-2003, 02:50 AM
"Let's take the cheese"--Eric "Otter" Stratton (Animal House) Next quote:" Yes my lord,where should we f**k off to?"

sny
07-22-2003, 07:17 AM
Err, John Cleese's (as far as I recall) nameless character in the crowd following Brian, Monty Python's Life of Brian?

Next quote: God is like a shamrock. Small, green, and split three ways.

quendi
07-22-2003, 07:38 AM
Eric Idle, "Nuns on the Run"

next quote: "I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first."

kechara420
07-22-2003, 07:53 AM
Sally in "Cabaret"


"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"

PkTechSquirrel
07-22-2003, 07:55 AM
-Sally from Cabaret.

"I don't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it."

PkTechSquirrel
07-22-2003, 07:59 AM
Elizabeth Swann
Pirates of the Caribbean

generic_screenname
07-22-2003, 08:00 AM
Keira Knightley from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


"Everybody runs."

kechara420
07-22-2003, 08:03 AM
"I don't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it."
Karl from Sling Blade


Let's just keep going with the other ones posted ...

kechara420
07-22-2003, 08:04 AM
"Everybody runs."
--Tom Cruise as John Anderton in "Minority Report"

Frunium Slip
07-22-2003, 04:50 PM
so, like, what is the quote we're supposed to be working on?

Ancient
07-22-2003, 09:45 PM
Well, noone has gotten my quote yet, so i guess it's this one.

"Why, this is God's country! Where ya don't have to love yer neighbor... ya just leave the bastard alone!"

Ancient
07-23-2003, 10:39 AM
13 hours of being king of the hill!

Okay, okay, one hint.

The film had "Squint" Eastwood in it.

Ancient
07-23-2003, 08:10 PM
Bzzt, time is up.

The quote was from "Paint your Wagon", a musical comedy about the california gold rush with Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood. Great flick. Clint can't sing worth a damn though.

I'll give ya an easier one, now.

"Them as what pinched it, done her in."

generic_screenname
07-23-2003, 08:17 PM
I woulda got it eventually. Yeah....

Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady

New quote: "Oh! You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."

Frunium Slip
07-23-2003, 08:23 PM
Few Good Men, A (1992) :Lt. Weinberg


Next quote:

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash.

And I do have a lot of Clint's westerns, just not that...

generic_screenname
07-23-2003, 08:45 PM
Narrator, Last action hero.

new quote: "Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso"

Frunium Slip
07-23-2003, 08:49 PM
Young Frankenstein (1974) :The Blindman

Next quote:

We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris...or maybe ever New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.

mfa96
07-23-2003, 08:49 PM
Gene Hackman as the blind man in Young Frankenstein

next...

"And I can't stand him!"

sny
07-24-2003, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Young Frankenstein (1974) :The Blindman

Next quote:

We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris...or maybe ever New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.

Oddball in Kelly's Heroes

How about this one:

New quote: Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you!

Stacie

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 09:21 AM
Erik the Viking. (I just saw that movie for the first time last a few months ago.)

New quote: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cahnt... me!

kechara420
07-24-2003, 10:22 AM
Brick Top in "Snatch"

New quote: "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

sny
07-24-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by kechara420
Brick Top in "Snatch"

New quote: "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

Stephen - Braveheart

New Quote: And don't take it personally, Finn, but I bought you some expensive, fruity soaps. Take them home, try them out.

kechara420
07-24-2003, 12:35 PM
"And don't take it personally, Finn, but I bought you some expensive, fruity soaps. Take them home, try them out."
~~Jackie in "Waking Ned Devine"


New quote: "We made a deal when I was seven and a half and--night life was The Muppet Show!"

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 12:39 PM
Janey, Girls Just Want to Have Fun.

New quote: "Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. "

sny
07-24-2003, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by kechara420
"And don't take it personally, Finn, but I bought you some expensive, fruity soaps. Take them home, try them out."
~~Jackie in "Waking Ned Devine"


New quote: "We made a deal when I was seven and a half and--night life was The Muppet Show!"

Janey - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

New Quote: Oh. The script girl. I'll eat her later.

sny
07-24-2003, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Jackie O'Shea, Waking Ned Devine

New quote: "Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. "

Blake - Glengarry Glen Ross, and I've already posted a new'n, so I won't.

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 01:02 PM
Max Schreck, Shadow of the Vampire

New quote: "I got two kids. One I put through college. The other, I put through a wall."

kechara420
07-24-2003, 01:41 PM
"I got two kids. One I put through college. The other, I put through a wall."
~Lou in "Back to School"


New quote: "The sleeper has awakened."

sny
07-24-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by kechara420
"I got two kids. One I put through college. The other, I put through a wall."
~Lou in "Back to School"


New quote: "The sleeper has awakened."

Scarily enough, this could be from two movies, one Matt: Digimon: Digital Monsters, but I bet you meant Paul from Dune

New Quote:Widges on parade! Bring your own microscope!

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 02:25 PM
Gerald, the Full Monty

New Quote: "I'll tell you EXACTLY what your life is worth. Your life is worth fifty thousand dollars, that's the price you put on it when you got behind this wheel! "

sny
07-24-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Gerald, the Full Monty

New Quote: "I'll tell you EXACTLY what your life is worth. Your life is worth fifty thousand dollars, that's the price you put on it when you got behind this wheel! "

Hooper: Hooper

New Quote: I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 02:42 PM
Blue Raja, Mystery Men

New quote: "I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it."

kechara420
07-24-2003, 02:45 PM
"I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it."
~Klaatu from "The Day teh Earth Stood Still"


New quote: "Talking about love is like dancing about architecture."

sny
07-24-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Blue Raja, Mystery Men

New quote: "I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it."

Klaatu: The Day The Earth Stood Still

New Quote: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

sny
07-24-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by kechara420
"I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it."
~Klaatu from "The Day teh Earth Stood Still"


New quote: "Talking about love is like dancing about architecture."

Joan: Playing by Heart

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 02:49 PM
I like that. Angelina Jolie, Playing by Heart

The spiders thing is Ron from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

New quote: "Beavers and ducks!"

kechara420
07-24-2003, 02:56 PM
Loved "Playing By Heart" SO much!! It was a great movie. I walked around calling people "anger balls" for a week!:)

kechara420
07-24-2003, 02:59 PM
"Beavers and ducks!"
~Terry in "Bandits"


New quote: "You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?"

Frunium Slip
07-24-2003, 06:33 PM
Dogma (1999) : Nun

Next quote:

Voila: the ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by x-ray; ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Three thousand round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the Replay button (another Zorg invention) it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow launcher, with explodin' and poisonous gas heads. Very practical. Our famous net launcher. The ALWAYS efficient flame-thrower. My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new "Ice Cube System!"

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 07:59 PM
Zorg, The Fifth Element

New quote: "The suspense is terrible . . . I hope it'll last"

Frunium Slip
07-24-2003, 08:05 PM
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory :Willy Wonka

Next quote:

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

generic_screenname
07-24-2003, 08:14 PM
Lex Luther, Superman

"I've never liked a girl enough to give her twelve sharp knives."

sny
07-24-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Lex Luther, Superman

"I've never liked a girl enough to give her twelve sharp knives."

Bill Murray as Frank Cross in Scrooged

New Quote: I've worn dresses with higher IQs!

kechara420
07-25-2003, 09:38 AM
"I've worn dresses with higher IQs!"
~Wanda in "A Fish Called Wanda"


New quote: "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."

sny
07-25-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by kechara420
"I've worn dresses with higher IQs!"
~Wanda in "A Fish Called Wanda"


New quote: "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."

Kate Libby: Hackers

New Quote: It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope.

kechara420
07-25-2003, 03:12 PM
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope."
~John Cleese as Brian in "Clockwise"


Person #1: I've been told size doesn't matter.
Person #2: She lied.

sny
07-25-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by kechara420
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope."
~John Cleese as Brian in "Clockwise"


Person #1: I've been told size doesn't matter.
Person #2: She lied.

Forbes and Maniac in Wing Commander

New Quote:
Why am I worried about this, you did it! All I gotta do is go tell 'em what happened. But they'll say, "Who left him alone with the picture?" And I'll say, "Me". And they'll say, "You're fired" and I'll say, "Fine". They'll say, "No, no, no, firing's not good enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence". I go to jail, my life leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute, I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick!!

kechara420
07-25-2003, 03:22 PM
Why am I worried about this, you did it! All I gotta do is go tell 'em what happened. But they'll say, "Who left him alone with the picture?" And I'll say, "Me". And they'll say, "You're fired" and I'll say, "Fine". They'll say, "No, no, no, firing's not good enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence". I go to jail, my life leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute, I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick!!
~David in "Bean" (it's cool that Mr. Bean got his own movie):)


New quote: "Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind."

Frunium Slip
07-25-2003, 06:35 PM
Pump up the Volume : Mark Hunter


Next Quote:

Fruit of me loins? I haven't got fruit in me loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em, but no fruit!

sny
07-25-2003, 08:54 PM
Yellowbeard in Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman)

We Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead.

New Quote: I'm sorry, Harry, I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!

generic_screenname
07-25-2003, 08:57 PM
Gib, True Lies

New Quote: Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable

sny
07-25-2003, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Gib, True Lies

New Quote: Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable

William Somerset: Se7en

New Quote:A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.

generic_screenname
07-25-2003, 09:12 PM
Dan Akroyd, Coneheads

New Quote: You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!

grinner
07-25-2003, 09:16 PM
DR. FINKELSTEIN; The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Oh shit... the little stoner was right!"

generic_screenname
07-25-2003, 09:21 PM
Chrissy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

New quote: I mean, how do they expect you to get uncrazy if you're asleep all the time?

Frunium Slip
07-26-2003, 02:26 PM
Dog Day Afternoon (1975) : Leon

Next Quote:

And as for the father of our country, let me tell you, he may have been hell on the battlefield, but in bed, he was as wooden as his teeth!

generic_screenname
07-27-2003, 06:27 PM
Pheobe, Rockula

New Quote: "I shall place a curse of suffering on you that will doom you to a living hell. A hunger, a wild gnawing animal hunger will grow in you, a hunger for human blood. "

sny
07-28-2003, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Pheobe, Rockula

New Quote: "I shall place a curse of suffering on you that will doom you to a living hell. A hunger, a wild gnawing animal hunger will grow in you, a hunger for human blood. "

Dracula in Blacula (Ah, them seventies!)

New Quote: I'm 30 years old. I'm almost a grown man.

generic_screenname
07-28-2003, 09:33 AM
Harlan Williams in Rocketman

New quote: You can die without ever finding out what your left ball tastes like

kechara420
07-28-2003, 10:29 AM
"You can die without ever finding out what your left ball tastes like."
~Bronson, "Payback"


New quote: "Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them."

sny
07-28-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by kechara420
"You can die without ever finding out what your left ball tastes like."
~Bronson, "Payback"


New quote: "Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them."

Arnold Schwarzeneggar in Twins (didn't even have to look that one up!)

New Quote: Would you like to smell the bottle cap?

kechara420
07-28-2003, 12:55 PM
"Would you like to smell the bottle cap?"
~Kermit, "The Muppet Movie"


New quote:
Person 1: She's obviously made up her mind, so let's just handle this like mature adults.
Person 2: Right, right ... you distract him, and I'm gonna hit him in the head with a shovel.

generic_screenname
07-28-2003, 01:16 PM
Connie and Walter, Son in Law

New Quote: You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks this wind doesn't pick up, cuz if it does I'm gonna sail over there and shove an oar up your ass.

kechara420
07-28-2003, 01:45 PM
"You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks this wind doesn't pick up, cuz if it does I'm gonna sail over there and shove an oar up your ass."
~Tommy (Chris Farley), "Tommy Boy"


New Quote: "If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl."

Selena
07-28-2003, 01:45 PM
Russel Bell in "Pushing Tin"

Next Quote: Everybody Lies Michael. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do and the guilty lie because they don't have any other choice.

oops ... left a bit out

_____________________________________________
You guys are way too good at this ... are you looking these up or do you know them off the top of your head?

generic_screenname
07-28-2003, 01:50 PM
I'd like to say I know them all, but most of them I look up. The internet. It's the idiot's best friend.

kechara420
07-28-2003, 01:59 PM
"Everybody Lies Michael. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do and the guilty lie because they don't have any other choice."
~Sinclair, "Babylon 5"

(FYI, Selena, at the beginning of this thread, it was decided that we were doing only quotes from theatrically-released movies, not TV movies or shows.)


New Quote: "Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value!"

Selena
07-28-2003, 02:02 PM
ooops sorry folks :O :horror: I really goofed up ... please ignore post ... can I do another quote then please?

kechara420
07-28-2003, 02:07 PM
No big deal, Selena, I answered yours, so we'll just keep going with mine.

Selena
07-28-2003, 02:09 PM
Cher in Clueless

Next Quote: Valuable? Oh, you're about a penny a pound as far as I'm concerned. If you're so f****** precious, why did you kidnap me? Why did you get me involved, I mean I know I'm good looking but damn! This is like shit on my week!

sny
07-28-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Selena
Russel Bell in "Pushing Tin"

Next Quote: Everybody Lies Michael. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do and the guilty lie because they don't have any other choice.

oops ... left a bit out

_____________________________________________
You guys are way too good at this ... are you looking these up or do you know them off the top of your head?

Some I know, some I remember but can't remember who said them, some, I resort to IMDB...

Commander Jeffrey David Sinclair:Babylon 5

New Quote: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

sny
07-28-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Selena
Cher in Clueless

Next Quote: Valuable? Oh, you're about a penny a pound as far as I'm concerned. If you're so f****** precious, why did you kidnap me? Why did you get me involved, I mean I know I'm good looking but damn! This is like shit on my week!

Malik Brody: Drive...and I've already got a new one up.

Selena
07-28-2003, 02:21 PM
Roz in Monster's Inc

Next Quote: The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud! Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules! All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic!

kechara420
07-28-2003, 02:24 PM
"The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud! Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules! All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic!"
~Gen. Cutburd, "Buckaroo Banzai"


New quote: "Man, last time we did this I didn't s*** right for a month."

Frunium Slip
07-28-2003, 05:00 PM
Supernova (2000/I) : Yerzy Penalosa

Next Quote:

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!!

generic_screenname
07-28-2003, 05:04 PM
John Johnson, So I Married an Axe Murder.



New Quote: I am insane with anger!

Frunium Slip
07-28-2003, 05:11 PM
Signs : Graham Hess

Next Quote:

If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it?

generic_screenname
07-28-2003, 05:18 PM
Telly Sevalas, Kelly's Heroes

New Quote: Hey, do you want to se someting really scary?

mfa96
07-28-2003, 05:24 PM
Dan Akroyd- Twilight Zone The Movie

next- "And I can't Stand Him!"

kechara420
07-29-2003, 06:31 AM
I'm stumped on this one, mfa. How about a little hint?

mfa96
07-29-2003, 06:57 AM
Hint- it's an old movie, and not a genre one...

mfa96
07-29-2003, 08:47 AM
Need another hint? It's a musical....

mfa96
07-29-2003, 01:28 PM
Okay...that one didn't take...

It was Jean Hagen (Lina Lamont) in Singin in the Rain...



How about this one...

"I'm depraved on acounta' I'm deprived..."

If this one is too hard I'll come up with an easier one.....

grinner
07-29-2003, 01:32 PM
Action from West Side Story

"I know she's made to be strong, but she's also so fragile, so human. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

sny
07-29-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by mfa96
Okay...that one didn't take...

It was Jean Hagen (Lina Lamont) in Singin in the Rain...



How about this one...

"I'm depraved on acounta' I'm deprived..."

If this one is too hard I'll come up with an easier one.....

Riff in West Side Story

New Quote: Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

generic_screenname
07-29-2003, 01:34 PM
Man in Bank, Raising Arizona

New Quote: "Wow! That was just an incredibly daring escape!"

grinner
07-29-2003, 01:35 PM
Beat you all. Haha.

sny
07-29-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by grinner
Action from West Side Story

"I know she's made to be strong, but she's also so fragile, so human. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

Priest Vito Cornelius The Fifth Element

grinner
07-29-2003, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Action, West Side Story

New Quote: "Wow! That was just an incredibly daring escape!" Willenholly. Jay and Silent Bob Strike back.

The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself"!

sny
07-29-2003, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Action, West Side Story

New Quote: "Wow! That was just an incredibly daring escape!"

Willenholly: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

New Quote: Ouch! Guess I'd better call my mother more often!

grinner
07-29-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by sny
Willenholly: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

New Quote: Ouch! Guess I'd better call my mother more often! James: Look who's talking


The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself"!

generic_screenname
07-29-2003, 01:45 PM
Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda

"Where's the men's room? Are you kidding?!

grinner
07-29-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda

"Where's the men's room? Are you kidding?! I am finding this in The Great Dictator... being spoken by a Jewish Barber. Is this what you are looking for?
Or is it from Real Genius?

generic_screenname
07-29-2003, 03:27 PM
No. I was trying to do it off the top of my head, I might not have it quite right. The line before it starts with "I'm not your coach..."

If you still can't get it, go with the Jewish barber thing, because that's kind of funny.

grinner
07-29-2003, 03:30 PM
BeetleJuice?

LiLOrion
07-29-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by grinner
BeetleJuice?

Are you referring to G_SN's comment about the men's room? Cause I remember that from Beetlejuice. The lady who is smoking with smok coming out of the slash across her throat is talking to the football team that died in a bus crash.

(its amazing I remember that cause the reason I havent even been attempting this thread is I usually forget everything about a movie right after I see it....although my little brother had Beetlejuice and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on a continous loop when he was a toddler... my sis and I actually memorized "Willy" singing "Anything Goes" in whatever language it was she was singing in. :) )

grinner
07-29-2003, 03:46 PM
Well, since it is BeetleJuice... here is the next one.


Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.

LiLOrion
07-29-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by grinner
Well, since it is BeetleJuice... here is the next one.


Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.

I FINALLY know one...

It was Count D. Monet (sp.?) from "History of the World Part I"


Crap!, that means I got to think of one....

Got to go think, this might take a while. :)

mfa96
07-29-2003, 05:10 PM
Dead air....

We want more quotes!:chex: :chex: :chex:

Or I can try another....:ewink:

LiLOrion
07-29-2003, 05:19 PM
Sorry, I'm limited to what I have in my "library" - if you can call it that.


Quote:

"You are always going to have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together."

grinner
07-29-2003, 05:21 PM
Brick Top - Snatch

When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn't take too long.

LiLOrion
07-29-2003, 05:28 PM
Honey I Shrunk the Kids...


New quote:

"Youre holding back...dont."

sny
07-29-2003, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by LiLOrion
Honey I Shrunk the Kids...


New quote:

"Youre holding back...dont."

Matt Murdock : Daredevil

New quote:HEY! I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your PRECIOUS little field trip pretty damn quick, eh?

grinner
07-29-2003, 08:42 PM
That would be Chris Farley in Billy Madison

If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

generic_screenname
07-29-2003, 08:45 PM
Narrator, Fight Club


He's gaining on us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using


(As you know, my other one was indeed Beetlejuice, by the way.)

mfa96
07-29-2003, 09:14 PM
He's gaining on us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using


Inigo Montoya- The Princess Bride

next:
I'm Wet!.... I'm in Pain!... And I'm still hysterical! No, no, don't hit, it only increases my sense of danger...

generic_screenname
07-29-2003, 09:21 PM
Gene Wilder, the movie in your avatar

"Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something"

mfa96
07-29-2003, 09:24 PM
:rollin: :rollin: I forgot I put them in my avatar

Ancient
07-30-2003, 10:12 AM
argh, that sounds like something Jay of Jay and Silent bob would say.

Gods know which movie, but i'm probably wrong anyway. Sounds awfully familiar, though.

LiLOrion
07-30-2003, 10:16 AM
"Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something"


From ET.



New quote:


"You are so...ba-jiggity" (not sure if I spelled that right)

LiLOrion
07-30-2003, 06:44 PM
If no one can get the "ba-jiggity" quote above, I'll post another one.


Another quote:

"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."

Frunium Slip
07-31-2003, 04:17 PM
Clue : Mrs. White

Next Quote:

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

LiLOrion
07-31-2003, 04:38 PM
You would think since you put the name "Crom" in there, it would make that easier to figure out, but I have no idea. :D




**for the record that "Ba-jiggity" quote was from "The Sweetest Thing". :)

sny
07-31-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Clue : Mrs. White

Next Quote:

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

Conan: Conan the Barbarian

New Quote: Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play these video games!

Frunium Slip
07-31-2003, 07:35 PM
Tron : Crom

Next Quote:

Self control? That's funny coming from the guy that slept with every Terrakian slave and the Moon Princess on the show!

generic_screenname
07-31-2003, 07:43 PM
Gwen, Galaxy Quest

New Quote: We've been living modern, but now we're gonna train old.

Frunium Slip
07-31-2003, 07:51 PM
Rocky III : Apollo Creed

Next Quote:

I could have been anything. I could have been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up in the morning, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of a girl I used to go with, Yvonne. She smelled like fish.

generic_screenname
07-31-2003, 08:14 PM
Ford Fairlane, Adventures of Ford Fairlane

It was the worst accident I ever seen.

Frunium Slip
07-31-2003, 08:34 PM
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) : Large Marge

Next Quote:

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.

generic_screenname
07-31-2003, 08:53 PM
Roman, Johnny Dangerously

1: I don't ah, mean anything by this, but is there any particuluar reason why he's black?
2: Sure, I wanted him to be perfect.

Frunium Slip
08-01-2003, 03:13 PM
The Ice Pirates : Jason and Roscoe

Next Quote:

It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature The Astrological Hour. A quick reminder these reports are not intended to foster belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.

mfa96
08-05-2003, 09:01 AM
Since we seem to have stalled, I'll start again....

person 1: You speak treason!
person 2: Fluently....:)

generic_screenname
08-05-2003, 10:43 AM
Frunium's quote is from Ketucky Fried Movie,
mfa96's is King John and Robin Hood, from Robin Hood.

New quote: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

LiLOrion
08-05-2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
New quote: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

Donnie Darko


I'll give two quotes in case we stall on one or the other...if you get both, you get a cookie! :)

New Quote 1: "Its a shame when people throw away a perfectly good white boy like that"
(not sure if that is an EXACT quote or not)

New Quote 2: "Why dont you get out of your funeral attire and into me sweats"

kechara420
08-05-2003, 01:12 PM
"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
~black tree trimmer in "Better Off Dead" (GREAT movie!)

I'm stumped on the other one, so let's leave it as the open quote ...

grinner
08-05-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by LiLOrion


New Quote 2: "Why dont you get out of your funeral attire and into me sweats" That would be Kill me later Charlie Anders to Shawn Holloway

I love this movie... but then I have a huge thing for Selma Blair


NQ. No...wire...hangers! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER?!!!

Frunium Slip
08-05-2003, 03:56 PM
Mommie Dearest : Joan Crawford

Next quote:

That's my brand. Oh, this is damn good! Say, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually, I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away...you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer...not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there see, small table all by myself at this bar. It's full of real lowlives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good. Anyway, I'm by myself...I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on...under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious but, not too secret either. So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him...or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. It was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed...it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him.

LiLOrion
08-05-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by grinner
That would be Kill me later Charlie Anders to Shawn Holloway

I love this movie... but then I have a huge thing for Selma Blair

That was a REALLY good movie. I watched it on cable cause I heard someone mention it here (might have been you, dont remember). Gonna watch "Playing by Heart" tonight cause I heard that was pretty good as well.

And that is one REALLY long quote Frunium! :)

grinner
08-05-2003, 04:08 PM
Desperado - Buscemi


What is this, night of the living BRAIN-dead?

Frunium Slip
08-05-2003, 04:19 PM
Doom Generation : Amy

Next Quote:

That's the second time tonight I've been called mad, and I'm starting to resent it.

A much shorter quote…

grinner
08-05-2003, 04:22 PM
The Musketeer - Febre the Man in Black

That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator

Frunium Slip
08-05-2003, 04:26 PM
Cool hand Luke : Dragline

Next Quote ;

A guy told me one time, 'Don't get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner'. Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... marriage?

grinner
08-05-2003, 04:33 PM
Heat - Neil McCauley


The fact that you stopped it from falling doesn't mean it wasn't going to fall

Frunium Slip
08-05-2003, 04:39 PM
Minority report : John Anderton

Next quote :

Watching television shows doesn't make you violent! *Canceling* television shows makes you violent!

grinner
08-05-2003, 04:41 PM
Scary Movie - Ray... I just watched this last night.

F*cking yanks, the trouble with the f*cking yanks is, they've no f*cking sense. some dick in Los Angeles asked me where I've learned English. English! f*ck!

Frunium Slip
08-05-2003, 04:49 PM
The 51st State : Felix

Next Quote:

I wanna drink a toast to you, Mr. Keefer. From the beginning you hated the Navy. And then you thought up this whole idea and you managed to keep your skirts nice and starched and clean, even in the court martial. Steve Maryk will always be remembered as a mutineer. But you, you'll publish your novel, you'll make a million bucks, you'll marry a big movie star, and for the rest of your life you'll live with your conscience, if you have any…

If you wanna do anything about it, I'll be outside. I'm a lot drunker than you are -- so it'll be a fair fight.

generic_screenname
08-05-2003, 07:34 PM
Lt. Barney Greenwald, the Caine Mutiny

New Quote: Until you've spent some time in the yard with those animals you have no idea what happens in here.

Frunium Slip
08-05-2003, 07:50 PM
The Last Castle : Winter

Next quote:

I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.

generic_screenname
08-05-2003, 07:57 PM
Gene Hackman, Unforgiven

New quote: Whoops, there goes my imagination again. How do you like that.

Frunium Slip
08-06-2003, 02:56 PM
Haunted Honeymoon : Larry Abbot

Next quote:

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

mfa96
08-06-2003, 03:50 PM
The Blues Brothers- Ellwood to Jake

next..."I wouldn't have drowned...I'm from South Africa!"

PKBarbie
08-07-2003, 10:25 AM
Spalding Gray - "Swimming to Cambodia"

"Raymond, why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"

generic_screenname
08-07-2003, 10:40 AM
Yen Lo, The Manchurian Candidate

New quote: "Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago!"

Frunium Slip
08-07-2003, 04:45 PM
Rain Man : Charlie

Next Quote:

1st character: Just how far can I go in dealing with Admiral Broderick, sir?
2nd character: Well. Ya can't kill 'im.

kechara420
08-08-2003, 04:16 PM
bump

Frunium Slip
08-08-2003, 05:07 PM
Time's up!

John Wayne as Rear Admiral Rockwell Torrey

Henry Fonda as Admiral Chester Nimitz

from In Harm's Way

Next Quote:

If I ain't drinking, you sure ain't shopping.

generic_screenname
08-09-2003, 10:23 PM
Elwood, Dungeons & Dragons

New quote: Okay, so what am I doing? Oh, I'm chasing this guy. No... he's chasing me.

LiLOrion
08-10-2003, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by generic_screenname
Elwood, Dungeons & Dragons

New quote: Okay, so what am I doing? Oh, I'm chasing this guy. No... he's chasing me.

It was Guy Pierce's character from MEMENTO.

LiLOrion
08-10-2003, 09:14 AM
Whoops! Forgot the new quote..


New Quote:

First person: "Are you going to kill me?"
Second person: "Are you asking cause youre scared or are you asking cause you want me to?"

Ok, that might not be EXACTLY what the second person said.

kechara420
08-12-2003, 11:15 AM
could you throw out a hint, LiLOrion?;)