The Laughter of Farscape

[PauNthWorlds]

Wow, its like reliving Farscape all over again!!


Please add some of your favorite moments!!!


One Mippippipi...two mippippipi....three mippippipi "Through the looking glass"

"Its a perfectly natural bodily function, and its odorless"- Rygel
"So your royal subjects tell you" - Ka Dargo - Premier Episode

Scene - Aeryn hits John with a 'Pentak Jab' "Tavleks!" "Throne for a loss"


"It's using my quarters as a toilet......amongst other things" - Aeryn findind Vork in her quarters.


"Whoa mama" John in Aeryns body 'Out of their minds'


"You want revenge" - John, "Oh Yes" Scorpy/Animated, falling weights "Revenge, but only for you" John - 'Revenging Angel'

"Sparky, buckwheat, fluffy" John (Pick an ep you want!!)

[scorpy808]

"Anyone, anyone? A Brand new car!!! No!! T'raltixx!" As John spins Moya's door around on Crackers Don't Matter ...

"I was only tring to BE POLITE!!" Aeryn yelling after Chiana, also in Crackers ...

Hell, I can probably transcribe that whole episode 'cause all of it is golden!

[Tenchi_kun]

the reaction of the crew's voices whenever Rygel feels the need to "release" himself in "Lava's a Many Splendored Thing".

[dzelika]

She gives me a woody! (Aerin in "Thank God it's Friday, Again")

[Eiley]

D'Argo playing Rock Paper Scissors by himself was great.

The Mippippi thing has to be stated again!

Aeryn watching sesame street and complaining the little girl on there was slow.

Every time John got his eema kicked by a girl.

Harvey and John in bunny suits discussing Easter. I love when Harvey says..."Well, I think that like religion is an individual choice, either you believe and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't. In which case, chocolate!"

I'm not a treky, but I did enjoy John yelling in Klingon at the beginning of season 4.

[Wererat42]

I have a lot of 'em

John teaching Rygel how to pee (Out of their Minds)

John laying the smack-down on Harvey, getting a 'Hell Yeah!' from a crowd in his mind (Season of Death)

Grade A, prime American beef (Crichton Kicks)

John and Rygel in drag (Coup by Clam)

"You were in my shoes.... I was in your pants..." (Out of their Minds)

Crichton hums 'Ride of the Valkaries" And strikes a pose with the Qualta Blade (Crakers don't Matter)

CRICHTON: Smells like puke.
ZHAAN: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
CRICHTON: It's puke?! - Crackers Don't Matter

[jeffrabb]

All of Rygel's lines in "Through the Looking Glass"!

Jeff

[sny]

It still cracks me up mightily when I think of John saying to that henchman in Lava's A Many Splendored Thing, "Look, Mr. Redshirt..."

and from the same ep, the "Can I get a hell yeah!"

and the exchange that goes something like this-

John: "You burn your old people?"

D: "Nah. Just seemed like a good idea."

And I'm probably misquoting, but John's "Won't bathe, can't cook, now she's a narcoleptic...she's a triple threat!"

Disgusting ep, but massively funny. And all the Pythonesque moments in Don Quixote, particularly Rygel and his "none shall pass!"

Stacie

[Scaper989]

Freeze! Or I'll fill you full of ....... little yellow bolts of light!

[PauNthWorlds]

Please keep them coming!!! THis is great!!!

"Rank and Regiment!" Officer Sun pinning down John in the premier ep.

[JadedLegend3]

Crais in "Won't Get Fooled Again"

Crais: Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. Five counts of attempted murder. That comes to... $29.40. Cash, check, or credit card?

Crais: Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Tracy: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do you, punk?!
John: No.
Crais: Then I can’t arrest you.


That is a great ep! Fun thread, too! ;)


Jacqui :love:

[TokyoScaper]

In Back and Back and Back to the Future
Aeryn: What's the matter with him?
Zan: He is Crichton.

[Harveylives]

Rygel: "I'm nobody's puppet!" and John's stoned demeanor in "A Clockwork Nebari".

I loved the Klingon joke in "Crichton Kicks".
I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

[Clarsax]

Zhaan: One of the gifts of the Delvian seek. It's called a photogasm.

Rygel: I'll get a mop and bucket. - Till the Blood Runs Clear


Delvian priest: Sanctity roots don't grow on trees, my dear. - Rhapsody in Blue


John: If I do this, you have to be my best man.

D'argo: Uh...I'm with Chiana now, John. - Look at the Princess Part 1


John: Astro. Work now, freak later! Work now!

Stark: Yes

John: Good.

Stark: How much later?

[trubador]

Originally posted by JadedLegend3
Crais in "Won't Get Fooled Again"

Crais: Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. Five counts of attempted murder. That comes to... $29.40. Cash, check, or credit card?

Crais: Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Tracy: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do you, punk?!
John: No.
Crais: Then I can’t arrest you!


That is a great ep! Fun thread, too! ;)


Jacqui :love:
I just totally lose it whenever I watch that scene.
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

[sny]

I can't recall which ep right now, but the first season one where John tells Aeryn "Wile E. Coyote could come up with a better plan!"

And the fourth season one where John tries to "persuade" Aeryn to kill Scorpy by saying "I'll give you my bicycle..."

Stacie

[auroraSun]

great thread, there are way to many to put them all but:

John: "Hey... you know how to drive this Wonkavator?"
D'Argo: "Do you?"
John: "No."
D'Argo: "Then why ask?" {from La Bomba}

Rygel and Aeryn's kiss in LATP, 1

D'Argo: "We couldn't override their override of our override." {La Bomba}

From Crackers Don't Matter ~
AERYN: Is that it? Oh, don't stop. Why don't you make another speech, you self-important, deficient little man. All you ever do is talk! Your father was the hero, you know. He did things. You, you're just this test monkey that screwed up your first experiment.

CRICHTON (Laughing hysterically): That is good! That is fantastic...coming from a frigid, flat-butted Peacekeeper SKANK!

From Suns and Lovers~
BORLIK: Hey Moordil, Moordil! Intoxicants for Crichton and his... his grunt.

AERYN: I'm not his grunt.

BORLIK: Yeah, so... you here to kill somebody? Can I help you?

JOHN: No, no, no. My 'grunt' does all my killing-- I'm strictly R&R.

There are so many to choose from.

[Grippy]

From Suns and Lovers--The wild cackle pilot gives when he spaces Boorlik.

From John Quixhote-- THE PWINTHETH!!! She was funny, but she also made my skin crawl!

In Different Destinations- Drunk Jool made me laugh pretty hard!

In Through The Looking Glass (I think) Zhaan's line in the party at the end, (to Chiana) "My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on."

In Meltdown. Aeryn: (seeing a DRD) "Frell." John: "Yeah." Aeryn: "No, no no no, I mean BAD Frell!"

All I can think of right now! Great thread!

[luxan general]

In Thank God it's Friday...... Again, when Aeryn and John are talking by a carriage of a train and John tells Aeryn to smile, just that fake/put on smile by Aeryn is something that is a once in a lifetime moment in Farscape!

[Imlego]

This whole scene from Look At The Princess: I Do, I Think, is just so hilarious - definately one of the best moments in Farscape:


BRACA: [stepping back and aiming his gun at JOHN'S legs] Sit down or I'll shoot your limbs off one at a time.

JOHN: Nono, nonono, see, Human, Sebacean, Human, Sebacean, we're different - one wound - I bleed out! [impersonating SCORPIUS] Oh! Officer Braca, what the frell happened, hah? Hmm, hmm, hmm? [back to himself - pulling BRACA'S gun to the center of his forehead] Fine! Let's do this thing. Come on, shoot me! Right here, right here come on, - Oh nonono, not the brain, he wants the brain...The heart!

[JOHN moves BRACA'S gun to his heart - BRACA looking worried, RO'NA getting severely agitated, whimpering]

JOHN: Here! The heart. We should shoot me in the heart! Coming in at your left [moves the gun to the left], right, [moves the gun to the right], oh yeah, my right, your left, my left, your right!

[BRACA looks to RO'NA for some sort of help, JOHN is by now pulling BRACA around whenever he moves the gun. BRACA maintains his hold of the gun, but is definately not in control of it or anything else for that matter]

JOHN: [moves the gun to his groin] Here! John Wayne Bobbit, Vienna Boys Choir [impersonates the choir singing a high note] Ooooh-aaaah!

BRACA: You're insane!

JOHN: [pushing the gun up wards so it's pressing against his palm] My sex life! Kill my sex life! Now! Quick! Shoot! Just shoot!

[JOHN slams the gun and by extension BRACA away from him and walks over to RO'NA'S console quite calmly and starts pushing random buttons. Yellow lights start to flash around the place. RO'NA moves towards JOHN making to leap at him. JOHN spins around with his finger against his throat as though it's a gun]

JOHN: Argh, get back - get back or the white boy gets it! [in a 'terrified' voice] Man, don't let him kill me, don't let him - [RO'NA terrified again, jumps back out of the way] You people are so dumb. [walks to the other console]

[sny]

From somewhere in the LATP trilogy... when D'Argo does his

"I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, you're going to be a statue for x cycles. The good news is, Chiana and I are having fabulous sex."

That one absolutely kills me.

And my coworkers and I still quote D'Argo's response to the policeman at Halloween.

"Yes... no... bite me?"

Stacie

[Gratto]

how can you forget 1-900-slut-girl....

[Spedoinkel]

Othese are great. I always love the Crais Police stuff in WGFA, but I had forgoten about the insane aiming from LATP. To bad I only have copies of seasons 3&4 or I'd watch it again. But here's one I just watched yesterday from Thanks For Sharing

John: Who's you daddy? Who's your daddy? D'argo tell him who his daddy is.
D'argo: I'm your daddy.

Drunk Jool in DD is great too.
D'argo trying to get Stark to fingd the tear. Stark say "I see it! I see it!" Jool stumbles by looking in a different direction and says "I see it to! It's big and yellow!"

OH OH! I just remembered one but I don't know what ep it's from, and I'll probabbly not get the wording right but it's a great line.
John: Human. We're kind of like Sebaceans but we havn't conqoured other planets, so we just fight ourselves.

[Huh]

Two of my favorites:

Rhapsody in Blue:

Everyone is woken in the middle of the night and goes to command in their pajamas (love Aeryn's boxers!)

Crichton: A little long for a starburst, don't you think?

Rygel: Hail, Prince of the Obvious


Through the Looking Glass: Everyone is around the table eating.

CRICHTON: (Puts piece of food into his mouth.) Ugh! Salmonella...what the hell is that?

RYGEL: That's krawlda. A delicacy, even for pagans.

CRICHTON: Well, how long was it under your butt getting delicate?



And of course, almost anything that Rygel says is hilarious.

[Frunium Slip]

Rygel just cracks me up...

Rygel Quotes:

Crichton, how illegal is this dren? Can I get me more? I don't care what it costs.

Where are you from? Every religion has an ancient text.

You're not fahrbot, you're magra fahrbot!

I'm unloved, unwanted, unpopular, (THWACK!)... unconscious.

I like my wives pregnant and my ships cold to the touch, that way my feet stay warm and my sleep is uninterrupted.

She picks now to go into labor? It's a little inconvenient!

About time, you try, I've done everything you told me, turned on the bio neutralizer, turned off the see through scum machine, it's just not working, enough is enough.

I'll, uh, consume this in a room without detonating crockery, thank you very much.

I heard you... freezer chamber, young halfbreed, any of this getting you wet?

Repent? We have less than an ahn, I was Dominar, it will take me longer than that to repent.

Doesn't simply shooting them dead strike you as viable?

Ridiculous! We tried starburst and we all heaved... Pilot's in a coma, Moya's half decompressed, nothing works, fine I'll kill half an ahn.

Oh, this is truly amazing... I must have one for my kingdom... And you can see what they'll be like, oh, ho, how many nasty suprises could I have avoided, ha ha ha ha ha.

Let's persuade her with a pulse rifle.

Why aren't they at the rendevous point? If I have to spend two more microts on this midget ship, I'm going to vomit... Was it too much to ask for them to be where they'd said they'd be?

Yes... good to see you too. But if anything is missing in my quarters, blood is going to spill, ha ha ha.

But I love this, and you, you won't buy me any more. I want a Kit Kat... and M&Ms... and Pez... and Reeses Pieces... Chrichton PLEASE!

I am calm. I... I've conceived hundreds of progeny, and those were only the official ones with my wives... I was never present for any of the births!

But of course not! I think this is a little different don't you? My progeny were tiny, tiny and handsome like their father.

I never run away... I strategically maneuver!

Shut up! I don't need a grunt to give me a military assault lecture, I wrote military assault lectures!

I may be small, but let me remind you that only serves to put me at castration level.

How could I, with them on the other side of this very thin bulkhead.

She was bad enough, but Crichton, he was louder than she was! He sounded like he was exerting himself. What kind of man is he anyway? They are between bouts, give them a microt to compose themselves.

Of course it's a foe! We have no friends!

You bet your shiny blue ass I did.

How can you frell up a simple rendevouz? Not one of you deficients can properly read a chart right.

Oh wonderful, they're alive. Now you can torture them with your inane driblings.

That's why we keep people like you chained in the first place!

Just tell your father about the crash and he won't go on the scuttle!

Not to be insensitive, but in the scheme of things, what does it matter if your father flies and dies?

[auroraSun]

wow, how long it it take to get all those. They were great!

[Spedoinkel]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip

That's why we keep people like you chained in the first place!



That one is good for any occasion.

[jeffrabb]

Spedoinkel,

The episode you couldn't remember the name of was PK Tech Girl.

Jeff

[Mike@Pilots Chamber]

I love it in Bad Timing when D'Argo and Rygel are doing the running commentary on Aeryn and John in the boat -

(John gets up and shouts they're gonna have a baby)
D'Argo - Now John seems very angry...
(gets down on his knees)
Rygel - I think he's hurt himself
(a little later)
Rygel - The boat's sinking...

[ComfyChair]

From Self Inflicted Wounds Part II

John to Jool

"Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack!" with accompanying butt double-smack.


From Crackers Don't Matter

John - "I've got great eyes, they're better than 20/20 and they're BLUE!"

Aeryn - "Great. If blues eyes is going to save us, we'd better come up with a REALLY good plan."

[Tenchi_kun]

Originally posted by sny
I can't recall which ep right now, but the first season one where John tells Aeryn "Wile E. Coyote could come up with a better plan!"



I've got that line as the ringer on my phone system at work!!! People always crack up whenever they hear that! :D

[sny]

I hope I'm not misquoting, but I love the line where John says something along this line to Braca...

"You're a man of the world...do you think these pants make my butt look big?" Or possibly it's "do you think these pants make me look fat?"

And the entire scene where John finds a baby drak in his quarters and proceeds to panic like a shrieking little girl and bash it to death inside the pillowcase. Like we all would.

Stacie

[Sparky]

Scorpius: Insert the Rod, insert the rod, insert it, insert it John, Insert the rod!

John: You're really not my type.

This makes me laugh everytime, in the middle of a
hugely dramatic struggle.
Liars, Guns and Money part II, With Friends Like These

[Sococlear]

"you bet your shiny blue ass I did."
- What EP is this from????

Anything out of rygels mouth is hysterical.

How about in through the looking glass when John Says
" I got to get out of here before I end up like you"
Rygel responds
" what, handsom with a strong sexual prowless"
both of them cracking up laughing.

In the famous words oF Areyn Sun this tread "ROKS"
John "Yes Areyn Rocks, as in kicks ASS!!"

[trubador]

Rygel's "shiny blue ass" comment is from Family Ties (the last ep of Season 1). Each time I watch that ep it just gets better and better.

[Spedoinkel]

Another line from Losing Time
D'argo: Trust me. This plan is so bad, it has to ours.

[Bargaintuan]

From tonight's "Promises".

John (to Harvey): "There ain't no smokin' in my head!"

[ck42]

From "Thanks for Sharing"

Cross my heart
Smack me dead
Stick a lobster on my head.

I'm not really one for remembering quotes, but that one seriously cracked me up. :D

[sny]

Originally posted by ck42
From "Thanks for Sharing"

Cross my heart
Smack me dead
Stick a lobster on my head.

I'm not really one for remembering quotes, but that one seriously cracked me up. :D

And what was the one from the same ep about "Frau Blucher tickling my prostate..." or something along that line? It also killed me when he was referring to the lobster-thing and said, "Back where I'm from, those would be considered some good eatin'" or whatever it was...

Stacie

[Orion]

this kills me every time.
in 1,22 family ties , get to the bit when rygel comes back to moya with crais in the transport pod(00.15.40 on your counter thingy )when crichton yells "my boy crais"look at the expression on d'argo's face.
trust me ....have a look

[jeffrabb]

quote by sny
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And what was the one from the same ep about "Frau Blucher tickling my prostate..."
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Actually that was John talking about Natira to Scorpius in "Liars, Guns, and Money, Pt3"

Jeff

[fiona-maria]

Ah, great thread, folks. Enjoying these eps all over again just reading it.

Love that one mippippi...makes me laugh out loud at the TV.

I've got to get the DVDs. And then I've got to get a DVD player so I can watch these whenever I want....

Fiona

[somniac]

"No offence human, but what could I possibly want from you?"
"Oh I dunno. Manners. Personality. Stock tips!"

J & A exchange in EFG. One of my faves.

[the_cadpig]

"Come out, come out, wherever you are... and see the young man who fell from a star!"
John in Won't Get Fooled Again. Loved that ep.

Loved John trying to get Scorpy off the hood of the car by turning on the windshield wipers. LOL

Let's see...

John in Beware of Dog: "Do you understand 'shoot'? Ka-tow! Ka-tow! Little bolts of light.... ouuuch!"

Aeryn in JQ: "I may not be the pwintheth you theek, but we can still have a weally good time" followed by that humongous grin that just cracks me up everytime I see it.
That whole ep is full of great stuff.

And who can forget John's girlie scream in the window in Scratch 'n' Sniff... Classic.

And I think somebody already mentioned John stiking the pose in Crackers Don't matter. That, followed by Aeryn's deadpan "We are going to die", was LOL


Man there are sooooo many....


~cp

[orTHEwhiteBOYgetsIT]

In Lava's a Many Splendored Thing, when John's going to get Rygel out of the booby-trap

'you haven't seen my dog have you?'
and
'lil Bubba! You get yourself caught in a trap?'
I probably quoted those wrong, but that whole scene cracked me up...also from the same episode, the looks on D'argo and John's faces at the end of Noranti's strip-tease...the look on Sikozu's face when Chiana's collecting the puke so she can fly D's ship...just that whole episode was great...
also, in Kansas, when D'argo is trying to drive away in the police car and the elderly neighbor comes up, and he flips her off because he thinks that's how humans say hello to each other...the look on her face/the look on his face...priceless
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin:



(and now...dancing banana)

:banana:

[Ancient]

*john drops bomb*
"oh, i guess we should have voted... all in favor?"

(later)

"You missed the vote."

The "belated vote" line has been used for a long time in books and TV, but never in such circumstances. Just another example of how this show pushes the envelope.

[Darth Buddha]

Originally posted by the_cadpig
[BAnd I think somebody already mentioned John stiking the pose in Crackers Don't matter. That, followed by Aeryn's deadpan "We are going to die", was LOL[/B]

The thing that got me was the humming of "The Ride of the Valkyries" before he struck that pose... 'cause it is something I've done and seen/heard others do from time to time. Sort of a "you do that too?" moment.

[PauNthWorlds]

I must paraphrase on this.

John - 'This smells like puke'

Zhaan - 'I had to pre-digest....'

John 'I'M WEARING PUKE!!!'

[PauNthWorlds]

With every quote listed here I am reliving every episode, thanks for the great responses.


Rygel - 'Orin was with me, on top of me, beneath me'

Johh - 'Theres a kodak moment we call live without'

[PauNthWorlds]

Scene - John working on wormhold equations in maintanence bay.

Dargo - "Perhaps you should try Kotoya's training..."

John - "Kotoya was a fruit loop"

Chiana - "Sex!"

[fandom]

Aeryn to Casanova: It is not you, it's me, I don't like you.

[ShawnaTums]

same: i know it hurts, but next time HOLD ON TO THE FRELLING WALL!

between her and john about Chi (paraphrase)

John: go talk to her....and be nice

Aeryn: i'm not good at nice

[Roland]

RYGEL!? WHERE ARE YOU MY LITTLE HUSKY?? :rollin:

That one is priceless :D

[Spedoinkel]

From Meltdown

Aeryn: (with her legs wrapped around John) I can manually prime the cannon.
John: I'd love to see you try.
Aeryn: Talyn's cannon.
John: I'm stoped not stupid.

From the same ep, a bit latter.
John: Damn smokey you can't argue with a woman.

[PauNthWorlds]

Crais discussing navigating the digestive trac of the bodung as a method of escape.

John - "I may have swallowed a quarter to two when I was a kid.." pause "You wanna fly out the ass !!??"

[ConnieLyn]

1) How about in What was Lost (don't remember whether 1 or 2)
Anyhoo, Noranti comes up to John as he is walking out of the catacombs and he says (paraphrasing)
J: "Damn old woman, take a bath!"

2)Or how about when she strips in Lava's a Many ....J & D keep trying not to look at her and they realize she's still unclothed and keep going "Oooh! Oh my eyes!" That kills me!

3) Now this is so funny it makes me cry I laugh so hard. How about the lines that Janey_13 uses as her signature:

John: Are you asking in Scaraan?
Sikouzu: Of course I am, you Raskreeta!
John: I know what that means and I love you too!
(from Constellation of Doubt)

[PauNthWorlds]

Dargo walking to John after a whiff of freslin.


Dargo - "Ahh John...I really"

John - "Whoa D dont come near me when your like that" pause as John looks at dancers behind Dargo, "Hey check out the booty on that one!!"

[ctheokas]

In Crackers, when John and Aeryn are about to shoot each other, and Aeryn goes "When I'm old and fat," looks at her body, "When I'm old..."

That kills me.

And in Scratch n Sniff, when D'Argo's dancing on freslin... "John, why won't anybody dance with me?" That makes me laugh.

God, this is the greatest show in the galaxy!

[Spedoinkel]

I just watch SnS today and was laghing my ass off the whole time. The editing in that ep is also one of the funniest arts.

[Jackhammered]

How about Rygel in Leather? I can't remember which ep that was, but, priceless! His hissing!

[Spedoinkel]

Or in JQ when he was shooting fire out of his ass.

[Spedoinkel]

Okay how about in Infinite Possibilities part 1
when Stark and Crais are trying to heal Talyn
Stark: It's working! I'ts working!
Crais: Talyn is healling?
Stark: No, but I feel a lot better.

From part two
John: Is it always about money?
Furllow: How much sex can you have?
John: Don't know, havn't maxed out yet.

Later when Crais is trying to lure the dreadnought infront of the wormhole.
Crais: Scarran dreadnought, I am Captain Bliar Crais, Peace Keeper. Come any closer and you will be engaged and destroyed.
Stark: I'm sure the're terrified.

[dzelika]

Originally posted by Jackhammered
How about Rygel in Leather? I can't remember which ep that was, but, priceless! His hissing!

Yes, that one was hillarious! It's from "Won't be fooled again"

[PauNthWorlds]

Ep - Vitas Mortis

Rygel asking Aeryn when she returns form examignin Moya's
other hull damage.

Rygel stuck in Moya's wall opening "Am I .... Intact?"

[the_cadpig]

Originally posted by PauNthWorlds
Rygel asking Aeryn when she returns form examignin Moya's
other hull damage.

Rygel stuck in Moya's wall opening "Am I .... Intact?"


Yeah.... and I loved Aeryn's response to that.

"You seem to be all there, but I can't say I looked to closely."

<snerk>

~cp

[Delphi]

ooo stop it plz ... my aching tummy muscles....



my contribution....
John>Dargo. Shake it off. Come on Rock, get off the canvas, up n at 'em, break thru. Man this is getting old, atleast you can do is talk in your sleep
Dargo> (wakes abruptly) What would you like me to say?
John> Whoa .. How about great to be back?
Dargo> Was I away?

2x01 Mind The Baby

[Delphi]

Chiana>It's been a thrill, your frogness.
Rygel>May your after life be alomst as pleasent as mine.

2x01 Mind The Baby

[Huh]

how about the scene where Crais and Jool and trying to peice the Boolite back together and the PK tech guy starts shooting the place up. They duck behind the table, the guy shoots up the Boolite whose head lands in their laps. The Boolite screams, Jool and Crais look at each other and start screaming.

Just thinking about this scene makes me laugh.

And then later on when they are deciding what to do about Scorpius and the wormhole technology, Rygel asks Jool why she is wearing an eye patch and she say "Boolite in my eye."

Hilarious!

[Boron]

The one that made me roll was in "Out of their minds" when Aeryn, (in another body) caught John checking out her boobs when he was in her body. ("Oh, come on, I'm a guy!!) I think every hetero male in this universe identified with that.

[Spedoinkel]

I think the line was. "Come one I'm a guy. The're here. The're right here."

Some more from Fractures when Ar'on (I think that's how you spell it) has kidnapped Rygel in the pod and D'argo, John, and Aeryn are chasing them in Lo'Laa
Ar'on: They wont fire with him on board.
Rygel: HA! I wouldn't be so sure about that.

and a wee bit latter.
Ar'on: What's thier plan?
Rygel: Oh, they are gonna kill you bitch.

[fiona-maria]

O, I really liked "Out of their minds." That was great!

So funny, checking out her/his boobs, and his/her equipment.

And didn't they do a quick, almost-slip-by-you-if-you-weren't-paying-attention line about masturbation, Aeryn as John and John as Aeryn? I seem to remember I laughed out loud at that.

Fiona

[PauNthWorlds]

John and Bekesh after John took out the other Tavleks.

John - "Rygel is an obnoxious gasbag, and whoes gonna shell out for that"

Rygel from inside sak - "He's right, Im unloved, unwanted" Bekesh kicks Rygel "Unconcious"

[tesseract]

OOTM--Rygel/John learns how to pee from John/Aeryn; then later
one of the Halosians throws up, says "excuse." And Rygel/John replies, "No, no, that's alright, we do that sort of thing all the time here on Moya. I just peed in the maintenance bay."

Anytime Rygel farts--okay, I know it's kind of sophomoric, but I always get the giggles when people start talking in those squeaky voices. :D

[trubador]

Welcome Aboard the Virtual Moya, tesseract! (a.k.a. "hypercube" :D )

[Nine]

LATP:

Crichton (pointing gun to his hand):
"Shoot me! Kill my sex life!

: )

[janey_13]

Originally posted by Huh


Through the Looking Glass: Everyone is around the table eating.

CRICHTON: (Puts piece of food into his mouth.) Ugh! Salmonella...what the hell is that?

RYGEL: That's krawlda. A delicacy, even for pagans.

CRICHTON: Well, how long was it under your butt getting delicate?



:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

[janey_13]

4X15 - Mental As Anything

J: Excuse me, question before we commit to your class...

Katoya: Are you afraid that you may not be able to handle the pain?

J: Look, I can put up with the fairy crystals and the jammies, but I need to know what else we get with the gym membership.

[paradox79]

Can't remember the episode....and to make matters worse I'm paraphrasing...

John: "What are you going to use the wormhole technology for?"


Harvey: "To deliver faster pizza's"


Actually come to think of it anytime scorpy/harvey says the word pizza.

[Spedoinkel]

We'll have margaritas and...pizza

[PauNthWorlds]

John, Aeryn and Dargo on asteroid hiding from Scorpious, John confronts Aeryn about what she is hiding

John - "How many times have we been close?" Aeryn glances and at Dargo then says quietly to John,

Aeryn - "Just the one...." John lowers his head and interrupts Aeryn.

John - "Not that kind of close" he whispers

[encata]

Aeryn-----
I am no one's FEMALE!"
Comfortable? Can I get you a pillow?"
he face in Crackers when John point out that she has her gun to her head " Oh your right, he is absulutly right the power setting is much too low.(shoots at him) thank you so much better
Next time you'll be a crouton, Crichton!"
You were in my shoes...I was in your pants
DO that again and I will break your arms even if they are mine-- when John is in her body and she is in Rygles
But no one here knows you. It's only people who know you who want to kill you-- to Rygle
He claims to be a human from a planet called Erp.
Oh look, I'm new to all this escaped prisoner crap, alight?
John: Kinda like Louisiana, or Degobah.
Aeryn looks questioningly
John: Degobah. Where Yoda lives.
Aeryn: Who's Yoda?
John: Just a little green guy. Trains warriors.
Aeryn: Oh
Your greatest fear will come to pass Hynerian. Someday you will die at the hands of a Peacekeeper.--- after Rygle bites her
Tavleks
John Wayne, who's that? A relative
John: You shanghaied my ass down here, and now you want me to leave? Give me one good reason.
Aeryn: Lots of reasons. Land mines, fire snakes, razor grass, night vision snipers, mordian death spiders...
You are very odd, Crichton.
John: My boy D'Argo entered the promised land.
Aeryn: Yes, and he left his brain behind.
She gives me a woody.
Well, can you understand Crichton?
Rygel: She thinks she's a scientist now. False superiority!
Aeryn: I am not a scientist. I am however what I have always been and that is superior
Me on a planet of millions of you --- to john
oh that is Harvey he in an incorrigable lier, and the butler
Honey the butler died
Well we can tell who wears the pants in your family-- to Chiana after she beat Harvy/butler
It's the hat

[encata]

I'll, uh, consume this in a room without detonating crockery, thank you very much.
I heard you... freezer chamber, young halfbreed, any of this getting you wet?
Repent? We have less than an ahn, I was Dominar, it will take me longer than that to repent.
Doesn't simply shooting them dead strike you as viable?
Ridiculous! We tried starburst and we all heaved... Pilot's in a coma, Moya's half decompressed, nothing works, fine I'll kill half an ahn.
Goodbye you big beautiful blue bitch.
Let's persuade her with a pulse rifle.
Why aren't they at the rendevous point? If I have to spend two more microts on this midget ship, I'm going to vomit... Was it too much to ask for them to be where they'd said they'd be?
Yes... good to see you too. But if anything is missing in my quarters, blood is going to spill, ha ha ha.
How could I, with them on the other side of this very thin bulkhead. She was bad enough, but Crichton, he was louder than she was! He sounded like he was exerting himself. What kind of man is he anyway? They are between bouts, give them a microt to compose themselves.
Oh wonderful, they're alive. Now you can torture them with your inane driblings.
That's why we keep people like you chained in the first place!
Just tell your father about the crash and he won't go on the scuttle!
Not to be insensitive, but in the scheme of things, what does it matter if your father flies and dies?
Rygel: Are you clothed?
Zhaan: I'm not wearing a scrap. I'm as naked as a newborn baby.
Rygel: Then kindly go away. I do not wish to be subjected to your naked blue extremities.
Zhaan: Which ones in particular don't you like? Why don't you show me? (pulls Rygel's hands from his eyes)
Rygel: Help! help! A mad Delvian exhibitionist is forcing herself on me... visually!
Zhaan: "It's called a photogasm."
Rygel: "I'll get a mop and bucket. "
Rygel: "Snerch? I don't snerch, I procure!"
Noranti: Who's Stark?
Rygel: Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes
Rygel: Proposed what?
Chiana: Marriage.
Rygel: Marriage. Idiot.
Rygel: I'm Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you.
Rygel (in Aeryn, talking to Zhaan): Just shoot the damn gun, you blue ass bitch!
Aeryn (in John) : yes, Zhaan we're going to be all right. Trust me. (gives a thumbs up).
Rygel (in Aeryn): Trust me, it'll be alllllll riiiigggghht. If I said that you'd all vomit!
Rygel: Go help Stark hyperventilate
Rygel: May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine.
D'Argo: You robbed the dead.
Rygel: And believe me that wasn't as easy as it sounds
John: I ain't your lunch.
Rygel: The dentics tasted better.
John: You tasted worse
Rygel: This is a very ass-backwards world.
Aeryn in Rygel: What are you up to Rygel?
Rygel in John: Nothing, And my own body shouldn't be suspicious of me so rack off!
Rygel in John: (After Halosian vomits) No, no that's alright, we do that sort of thing all the time here on Moya. I just peed in the maintanence bay
Rygel in Aeryn: I told you. You all say I'm paranoid, but it's frelling true no one ever listens to me.
John in Rygel: Can it fur ball.
Rygel in Aeryn: Great, now I'm getting yotz from my own body.
Rygel: By the yotz, run, fight, surrender, pick one.
John: Where are D'Argo and Chiana?
Rygel: Ultimately exchanging body fluids and checking a tracking station to locate Moya's orbit

[Jude]

:rollin::D I can't come up with any as all my fave's are here...
But if I had to pick one...I couldn't...