ignore this thread

[VBKatLou]

I've decided to not ignore this thread any longer. So does that mean I shouldn't post to it any longer?

[fermicat]

Did I just hear something over here?



Naaahhhhhhh.

[Sunderflame]

I just started looking at post's and wandered over here..long time no post..I've been detained out town I was captured by some mad Ham Radio operators. I had to give them the secret in formation about the where abouts of the notorious secret thread that is being ignored. They bribed me..with a new keyboard, I really needed this keyboard so, I told them where we were located....:kitty: :whip: :confused: So I'm fleeing the thread..and ignoreing eveything I just wrote..:rollin: :smokin:

[NYPinTA]

How does a thread we have all be ignoring reach 34 pages? :eh:
:rollin:

[grinner]

Wow... the thread that I am ignoring is only 13 pages.

[NYPinTA]

How can that be?

[grinner]

I have my pages set to 40 posts per page... while you probably have it still on Forum defaults

[NYPinTA]

Ah yes, that would explain it.

[generic_screenname]

Wellsir, I've been ignoring this thread for nigh on nine weeks now....

[talyn3]

I still don't see this thread you keep talking about.

[trubador]

... fully ignored for over 24 arns!!! :bounce:

[talyn3]

This thread should be ignored 24 arns a day, everyone should be ignoring this thread.

[VBKatLou]

Originally posted by NYPinTA
How does a thread we have all be ignoring reach 34 pages? :eh:
:rollin:

It hasn't reached that many pages because it's not even here.

[Selena]

I've ignored it since Thursday night although when I saw Trubador on Saturday I thought about it for about 10 microts.

[trubador]

:rollin:

[Frunium Slip]

nothing going on here again, just checking this size thingy, making frellin' sure I don't screw this up in my signature, as I can safely do it here, as no one ever checks this thread...

[talyn3]

yeah, no one is ever in here

[Frunium Slip]

What a great place to check all these neat little functions, since everyone is spending all their time ignoring this thread. And check that signature, no need to thank me as I go back to ignoring this thread...

[Alexxia]

In where? :bored:

[Zantar]

farscape is back. So im officially recognizing this thread in existence just like i said i would.

[Sunderflame]

There is no frelling thread....how can you acknowledge this thread when it does not exist...have you lost your mind....are your brains laying all over the floor...get ahold of yourself...Pull yourselves together..:whip:
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Exit-Stage-Right.gif
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Flee.gif:whip:

[Aeryn_Sun99]

how can you ignore a thread that's titled 'ignore this thread' ???

:crazydanc :crazydanc :crazydanc :crazydanc :crazydanc :crazydanc :crazydanc

[Silk]

I am still ignoring this thread, even though I took sabbatical from FMD for a few days.

[generic_screenname]

Currently Active Users: 165 There are currently 77 members and 88 guests ignoring this thread.

[fermicat]

What thread?

[Silk]

I watched A Beautiful Mind for the first time yesterday. I wonder if ignoring this thread is similar to Nash ignoring Charles and them.

[Egg]

I can't see what's said
I'm ignoring this thread
These words can't be read
It's all in my head
Time for bed
I'm dead

[generic_screenname]

That was cryptic. I have a poem. It's called "Confusion at the Doctor's Office"

Ah-hem...

I can't get enough of this apple juice I'm drinking!
Wait...this isn't apple juice. What was I thinking?!

[Egg]

you were thinking it wasn't quite right
because you were drinking something that was purple!
sorry....ooooohhhhh eerrrr!apols

[generic_screenname]

Yeah. It was the purple stuff in the Sunny D commercials. Screw Sunny D! I want to know what the purple stuff is!

[NYPinTA]

Now I'm trying to ignore the image g_s put in my head of him drinking... um something... at the doctors office....

[generic_screenname]

is it because I'm too sexy to imagine?

[stellar]

Just when I thought I had run out of reasons to ignore this thread...

[NYPinTA]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
is it because I'm too sexy to imagine?
:rollin:

Oh wait, I shouldn't laugh at that......

:hug2:

[generic_screenname]

Little known fact: I'm too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan...

[stellar]

But apparently not too sexy for Weymouth, MA, eh?

[generic_screenname]

No...they know all my dark secrets here. and for that, they will pay....

[Frunium Slip]

It's probably a good thing that we're all ignoring this thread...

[Alexxia]

I'd agree with Frunium Slip if I weren't ignoring this thread still.

[trubador]

:tiptoe:

[who45]

:bored: yep, been ignoring this thread all day.

[grinner]

I haven't even looked at this thread for... oh... I don't know... a few arns. :cool:

[Aeryn_Sun99]

It snowed last night....so in honor of that, i'm not ignoring this thread

[Third EYe]

.

[Alexxia]

Hey, if you're gonna just post periods, do it in the "pees in shower" thread. :D

[trubador]

Or in the Frelly Awards polls (which are all now truly nonexistent, and can be easily ignored). :P

[Selena]

You can't post in the Frelly award polls as they are all off the board. The only part of them remaining is the hard copy that is available for scrutiny by any that wish to see it. :D

I've been sick since Thursday so I haven't been able to ignore this thread for some time.

[Aeryn_Sun99]

I've ignored this tread since Friday :shrug:

[Egg]

I ignore Fridays too!

[Aeryn_Sun99]

I like fridays...I get to talk to my boyfriend

[Egg]

And we all hate Mondays

[Egg]

Originally posted by Aeryn_Sun99
I like fridays...I get to talk to my boyfriend
Saturdays?

[Aeryn_Sun99]

yeah, mondays are no fun

[Aeryn_Sun99]

yeah, saturdays are good too...cept for the fact that I always work saturday nights

[who45]

I almost forgot to ignore this thread.

[Alexxia]

I've not ignored this thread in a while. I feel so ashamed...ah, well...better catch up and get my ignoring in before Thanksgiving.
:bored: :bored: :bored:

[BrowderChick]

Well when I joined this I was TOLD to ignoe it and I did for over a week but the suspense was killing me so I HAD to come in here. WOW this is really scary so I think I will (maybe) ignore it some more. Why do I keep coming back to it though?

[generic_screenname]

I'm not ignoring this thread....it's ignoring me. When it sees me on the street, it goes the other way, it won't return my phone calls....the worst part is it still has those CDs I let it borrow. Well screw you thread! I don't need you anymore. And I want Quadrophenia back, don't think I forgot you have it! I thought we had something special....sniffle...but you're just like the rest of the threads....

[Lord Loser]

Well life can sure get boring, up in Bellingham...

[trubador]

:band:

[Lord Loser]

and I don't make much money, cause I work for Uncle Sam...

[Selena]

actively ignoring this thread today :bored:

[Sunderflame]

forgive mhttp://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Soapbox.gife...i've overtly ignored this thread for a few days...

[Aeryn_Sun99]

How can I ignore this thread....its here....just for me to not ignore...

[Clarsax]

Haven't been not posting here in a while.
:book: :bored: :bored:

[generic_screenname]

Did you hear about the guy who 'hasn't posted' here in 68 years?

[Aeryn_Sun99]

hee hee...where's he been, and how's he ignoring a thread that's titled 'ignore this tread'???

[generic_screenname]

From correspondents in Ahmedabad
November 24, 2003

AN Indian man who claims divine inspiration says he has survived 68 years without posting on the "Ingnore This Thread" post at FMD, baffling doctors who are unable to prove him an imposter.

Prahlad Jani, a 76-year-old whose extraordinary tale has won him a small band of devotees, took a dare and underwent round-the-clock surveillance at a hospital in Ahmedabad, the commercial capital of the western state of Gujarat.

Clad in his trademark red sari, bangles and earrings meant to fashion Hindu goddesses, Jani managed to puzzle the Sterling Hospital's 400 doctors by steadfastly not posting on the popular Save Farscape message board.

Neurologist Sudhir Shah said Jani was under watch for 10 days, with a closed-circuit camera running, and that doctors were convinced he did not type a single post, although there was no way of verifying whether Jani has pulled it off for 68 years.

"He has evidence of the formation of urine, which was reabsorbed on his bladder wall. The medical committee does not have any idea how this is relevent to not posting on "Ignore This Thread," Shah said.

Jani offered an explanation. He said he has been blessed and heard his calling when he was eight years old.

"I get the elixir of life from the hole in my pants, which enables me to go without acknowledging "Ignore This Thread," Jani explained to AFP.

A vindicated Jani left the hospital and said he was retreating to a cave at Mount Abu in the neighboring desert state of Rajasthan, where he will continue to ignore the thread.

Another doctor, Dinesh Desai, said the hospital hoped to test Jani again to verify his claim of a hole in his pants between his thighs.

"We may get some answers then," Desai said.

Shah said it took the hospital more than a year to persuade Jani to undergo surveillance.

He said he wanted the ascetic to undergo experiments at NASA, as Jani's supposed feat could come in handy for astronauts.

Agence France-Presse

[Aeryn_Sun99]

LOL :lolpost:

[Aeryn_Sun99]

humph....my smiley didnt work right :(

[Selena]

GS you are hilarious :roflmao: Of course I'm not really telling you that because I too am ignoring this thread. I also intend to ignore it tomorrow as we celebrate turkey day.

[Egg]

Ignore the turkeys, freedom!

[who45]

Originally posted by Egg
Ignore the turkeys, freedom! :lol

[Third EYe]

Is this where I display my ignorance?

[Stargate2077]

Egg, who45, and Third EYe you forgot to ignore this thread as I am doing right now.

[Gelfling]

Can I join in the ignorance? Or do I just get ignored? very philosophical, like do you hear the tree fall in the forest if you just ignore it. or what ever , I guess just ignore this post.

[Third EYe]

Originally posted by Stargate2077
Egg, who45, and Third EYe you forgot to ignore this thread as I am doing right now.

Speaking for myself, as I do, I am going to tell you that I did not forget to ignore this thread, I decided to rebel. Deal with it.

It's either that, or I forgot.

[Sunderflame]

Once this thread that doesn't exist in reality, you are sucked in and at it's mercy...deny this at your own risk..It's your life..
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/KneelSuckers.gif

[auroraSun]

39 PAGES!!!!!
39 pages of people ignoring this thread.
Okay, I am going back to ignoring, just wanted to notify you all.

[trubador]

.... and on the 40th page, this thread was ignored.... and it was good.







(...I think I'll take a rest now...)

[scapergin]

With a title like 'ignore this thread' how could i not look in.




:shocked:-------this is me looking in!

[grinner]

Originally posted by auroraSun
39 PAGES!!!!!
39 pages of people ignoring this thread.
Okay, I am going back to ignoring, just wanted to notify you all. if you change your posts per page count... you can only see 15... like me.

[Third EYe]

try rubbing your eyes (he says as he looks in another direction twiddling his thumbs and tripping over a small dog)

[Sunderflame]

http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/BlowUp.gif
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hammer.gif
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/HeyYou.gif
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Ninja.gif:rollin: :smokin:

[Third EYe]

I don't like posting here, cause nobody pays any attention.

[auroraSun]

your right ThirdEye,
wait nevermind...
what was I saying?
I wasn't paying attention

[Frunium Slip]

Don't mind me, just ignoring this thread, well, at least as well as the rest of you...

[trubador]

Ignoring this thread is like trying to ignore Thanksgiving leftovers... no matter how hard you try to say no, you just can't get enough of the stuff. *belch*

[Sunderflame]

Doing nothing at all but ignoreing this thread has become a part of my daily life...oh brother....
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/I-Agree.gif

[Gelfling]

Ignore: \Ig*nore"\, v. t.

Hence: To refuse to take notice of; to shut the eyes to; not to recognize; to disregard willfully and causelessly; as, to ignore certain facts; to ignore the presence of an objectionable person.


In other words I'll ignore the ignoring of the ignoring.
:D

[who45]

:brush: :swing: :bored: :snore: In case you're wondering, I'm ignoring this thread.

[grinner]

:innocent: :yuck:

[auroraSun]

Originally posted by grinner
:innocent: :yuck:

:rollin:

[Egg]

Space corps directive 1000456, Ignore this thread!
Why no sir thats 897065, space corps directive 1000456 is
"don't clean the toilet with you partners toothbrush"
RD

[Selena]

I've been busy for 4 days and completely forgot to ignore this thread ... so I thought I would ignore it a lot today.

BTW I snurched the following from Sunderflame - I thought it was highly appropriate here ...

http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Thread-Dumb.jpg

[grinner]

:g2f:

[talyn3]

another week, another ignored thread.

[Frunium Slip]

Don't mind me, just trying out this lime green thing. But Fire brick? Tomato? Coral? Burlywood? These are colors? Oh, never mind, please go back to ignoring this thread...

[Frunium Slip]

Didn't really like that lime green thing, how about sky blue?

Ahhh, that's better, now really go back to ignoring this thread...

[Alexxia]

Taking a break from my school work to ignore this thread...
:bored: :bored: :bored:
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
...alright, break's over.

[trubador]

THIS IS THE 600th NON-EXISTENT POST TO THIS NON-EXISTENT THREAD

(in Burlywood)

[Gelfling]

How do you count something that doesn't exist?

[Frunium Slip]

The really scary part is not the number of people just ignoring this thread, but people actually reading what others post on ignoring this thread while ignoring this thread. Or am I being ignored?

Maybe just ignorant, but anyway, back to ignoring this thread.

And Burlywood? What the frell is Burlywood? Like maple,or pine, or oak I can understand, but Burlywood? I was OK with teal (green), and mauve (pink), but isn't Burlywood just a sand color? Kind of like that oak putty I bought. Why not call it oak, at least I heard of it, and can picture it. I mean, burlywood? Come on...

Oh yotz, what am I doing, need to get back to ignoring this thread...

[talyn3]

I'm sure somewhere burlywood refers to the color of the inner bark of a tree. The problem arises that common names of trees are extremly variable. So although you have not heard of burlywood, somewhere is is well-known.

I did not say this, I was never here.

[grinner]

no... it is wood that is strong... like a Burly Man... or something?

heck... if Buddha likes it... it works for me.

[Frunium Slip]

Well, to you who is not here, if it is known somewhere, we ought to translate it to oak before it gets here, just so I know what the frell it is without having to look at it, maybe if it made the Crayola 64 color box, then maybe it's OK, but not until then, 64 colors is enough for anyone to remember, but I wasn't here as I'm still ignoring this thread...

[auroraSun]

huh :confused:

[grinner]

:huh:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by auroraSun
huh :confused:

Look, if you're gonna ignore this thread, the least you can do is try and keep up, not that there is anything to keep up with to all those ignoring this thread...

[grinner]

I swear... people now a days just don't want to do the work of keeping up with a non-existing thread... sheesh. :g2f:

[Clarsax]

I'm not paying any attention to this thread whatsoever, but I did fail to notice that no one has ignored this thread recently so I thought I would wander over to say I still haven't noticed it either.

[talyn3]

What is this non-existent thread you weren't talking about???

[Selena]

I really meant to ignore this thread yesterday but kept forgetting all day and only remembered to ignore it on the way home in the car but I forgot again by the time I got home :dunno: anyone know what the heck I'm trying to say here? On second thoughts ... ignore the last statement.

[Selena]

Originally posted by Gelfling
How do you count something that doesn't exist?
I'm not really sure but the software seems to be able to do it :aok:

[trubador]

WOW! That was 59 hours and 53 minutes of ignorance between grinner's and clarsax' posts! That's 215,580 microts! I'm impressed!!!

[stellar]

59 and 53 are both prime numbers.

215,580 is not a prime number... it's 2x107,790.

...

[NYPinTA]

I ignored Math in High Shcool, and look, I'm doing it now too.

[stellar]

I'm sorry, what'd ya say... I wasn't paying attention.

[Sunderflame]

I'v been gone from this thread and computer for over 3 day's and no one noticed. You guy's are doing a great job ignoreing:thud: :shrug: :pace: :bawl:

[Gelfling]

Succeded in ignoring this thread yesterday but it looks like I fell off the wagon today. But since this thread doesn't exist no one will notice.

[who45]

I guess I'll just keep ignoring this thread.:bored:

[Lord Loser]

...so when I got my orders for the 50th state, I must admit that I could hardly wait...

[Alexxia]

I've seen perfection in a rainbow in the sky;
I've seen a child make the coldest grown man cry.

[Lord Loser]

... Well I checked in at Pearl Harbor and I worked real hard at first...

[Alexxia]

Come on, babe, why don't we paint the town...
And all that jazz?

[Lord Loser]

...but the need for female contact, just kept getting worse...

[JrMissToughChick]

so this is the imfamise thread ay love being apart of it

~JrMTC~
________
Glass bubblers (http://bubblers.net/)

[trubador]

..... and now a word from our sponsors......

[Lord Loser]

...Stories of KeHilo and all those pretty girls, time had come to give it all a whirl...

[grinner]

http://www.britishrallyforum.co.uk/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif

[talyn3]

Has the nothingness here gone musical???

[Lord Loser]

...so I went to Honululu for a couple of days, just a naive soldier, holding two weeks pay...

[grinner]

http://www.britishrallyforum.co.uk/forum/smileys/smiley5.gif

[Lord Loser]

...was sitting in a nightclub, down on the Waikiki, when a purty girl walked up and said to me...

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by talyn3
Has the nothingness here gone musical???

yet another reason to ignore this thread...

[Lord Loser]

... I'm the mahu from Oahu,
if you know what I mean,
and you're sure lookin good tonight
in your designer jeans,
now I know that you've got money
'cause I know you just got paid
so please accept these flowers
and consider yourself L'eid.

Now we danced almost every song
we had lots of drinks
but when she went to the men's room...
I began to think
so I went up to the waitress
and said what does mahu mean?
she said boy you've got yourself a queen.

Well you may find this funny,
or you may find this sick,
but me I found my jacket
and I got out of there quick
well I sure learned a lesson
and a few new words to boot
and thinkin back he wasn't all that cute...

[Alexxia]

I'm off to bed, but I'll have dreams about ignoring this thread.
This one's for Crichton:

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye. The sun has gone to bed, and so must I. Goodbye...(etc., etc., etc.)

[Diania]

I'll ignore this thread on my side, you ignore this thread on YOUR side! My side, your side!

[Alexxia]

Around where?

[trubador]

500 bottles of beer on the wall, 500 bottles of BEER...

[stellar]

You couldn't prune this thread, Red?

[trubador]

You can't prune somethin' that doesn't exist!!!

[Alexxia]

:roflmao:

[JrMissToughChick]

Still can't ignore it ;)
________
Live Sex (http://livesexwebshows.com/)

[who45]

I'm just ignoring this thread, not trying to get my post count back up.:)

[BrowderChick]

zzzzzzzzzzz Ignoring it again.

[grinner]

there

[grinner]

are

[grinner]

easier

[grinner]

ways

[grinner]

to

[grinner]

become

[grinner]

a

[grinner]

postwhore

[grinner]

and this ain't it. :D

[who45]

Bad

[who45]

example

[who45]

grinner

[who45]

others

[who45]

might

[who45]

do the

[who45]

same

[grinner]

:spew: :roflmao:

[who45]

:D

[grinner]

:g2f::thud:

[who45]

:nana: ;)

[grinner]

:noevil: :hug2: :innocent: :shrug: :beergood: :snicker: :bigwave:

[BrowderChick]

Oh this is too much.
:rollin:

[trubador]

This thread is turning into quite an Escher sketch. :infinity:

[grinner]

:goof: :crazydanc :swing: :censored:

[Selena]

I may as well ignore this thread as the phontom post eliminator has stolen almost 3000 of my posts. :pace:

[Gelfling]

:whip: Back to it :whip:

[Clarsax]

Just killing some time not noticing this thread.

:book: :bored: :swing: :bored: :book:

[Sunderflame]

Still ignoreing and reading the paper at the same time. Whooops.
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Caravan.gif

[KellEy.. "red"]

totally ignoring this thread while talking to hubby, watching hamtaro and having the flu and a blinding headache... what can i say? i'm the queen of multitasking..:smokin:

:idea: :comp: :tv: :bored:

[fermicat]

Where?

[MrFlibble]

I have not ignored this thread for a while, and it's been driving me crazy.

I feel much better now.

[Gelfling]

:baloons: It's my birthday
I'll ignore if I want to, ignore if I want to, ignore if I want to
You would ignore to if it happend to you ta da da da da da :baloons:

[zap]

.................................................* cough*:cyclops:

[Frunium Slip]

Well, I would wish Gelfling a happy birthday if I wasn't so busy ignoring this thread...

[fermicat]

I got that rendition off the "crichtonisms website".

[trubador]

Originally posted by Gelfling
:baloons: It's my birthday
I'll ignore if I want to, ignore if I want to, ignore if I want to
You would ignore to if it happend to you ta da da da da da :baloons:
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

[talyn3]

(this space blank)

[Selena]

Monday morning ... :bored: ... actively ignoring this thread.

[Egg]

goodbye cruel thread!:rolleyes:

[Gelfling]

Thanks for ignoring me yesterday Frunium slip and Trubador. :sun:

[Frunium Slip]

Well I'll stop ignoring this thread long enough to say your welcome, and hope you had a wonderful birthday!

Now, I'll go back to ignoring this thread...

[trubador]

Don't mention it, Gelfling.... OH, DANG!..... *sigh*
Oh well, let me try that ignorance thing again... :pace:

[Gelfling]

:rollin:

[Alexxia]

Can't let little things like exams get in the way of important stuff...like ignoring this thread.
:bored: :bored: :bored:

[talyn3]

ignore this...

[Alexxia]

:eek: I'm sorry, but I just can't ignore that...and I'm ashamed to say that I'm :rofl: at it. Animal lovers, don't flame me...it's only 'cause of the paint that I laugh.

[trubador]

Hey.... in this thread, anything is oppossible. :P

[who45]

I guess it's time once again for me to ignore this thread.

[stellar]

Ignore what?

Oh...

...

[talyn3]

Originally posted by Alexxia
:eek: I'm sorry, but I just can't ignore that...and I'm ashamed to say that I'm :rofl: at it. Animal lovers, don't flame me...it's only 'cause of the paint that I laugh.

I'd agree with you, if I knew what you were talking about.

[Gelfling]

Here I am ignoring this thread. (wish I had ignored Battlestar Galactica.) :(

[Alexxia]

Hey, it's not abbreviated "BSG" for nothin'. Well, actually, I suppose the TV show might've had that abbreviation, though it was good, I've heard...but since we're ignoring this thread which is not here, all that I've just not said is of no value or importance.

[trubador]

BSG.... BCS.... there's a pattern here, I know it!

[samati75]

BSGag. I accidentaly scanned the show for two seconds last night waiting for queer eye to come back on. Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa...

[Selena]

I almost forgot to ignore this thread today :whip: Thanks to all for reminding me to ignore it.

[Clarsax]

I forgot about it myself, not that I'm paying attention to anything posted in here.

[Sunderflame]

ignoreing this thread.

[trubador]

Originally posted by Sunderflame
ignoreing this thread.

I'm ignoring that "e".

[Alexxia]

:rollin: ...er, I mean... :innocent: :bored:

[NYPinTA]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

[talyn3]

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[talyn3]

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[trubador]

OOOOooooooOOOOOoooooOOO
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[NYPinTA]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU

[Alexxia]

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[trubador]

Is this what Billy Joel meant in that Actor's Studio interview on Bravo, when he said that you need good "vowel movement."

[Alexxia]

:roflmao:

[Sunderflame]

Can't spell
Can't think
Pretty much just plain depressed. So ignore that!
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Felix.gif

Just really bummed out!

[talyn3]

ok, how just watched the cat pace back and forth for a bit. I mean if it were there.

[Frunium Slip]

Some of you are definitely not ignoring this thread as well as some of us...

Which reminds me, if each of us is more than the sum of our parts, and some of our parts are better than others, do the better parts carry more weight when summed than the lesser parts, or are some people just really bad at math?

Or maybe it's the old line parts is parts...

[talyn3]

i ignored that to the point of a headache

[samati75]

What thread?

[KellEy.. "red"]

i've not been able to ignore this thread for a couple of days, so i'm now back to actively ignoring it..

[Aeryn_Sun99]

i've been ignoring this thread for a long time....so i thought i'd not ignore it for a moment....now i shall go back to ignoring it til the next time i feel like not ignoring it...

[samati75]

/ignore

[talyn3]

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[Selena]

If we're ignoring this thread would that make us a bunch of ignorant people???
:think:

[samati75]

wha? que?

[talyn3]

We are all ignorant in the fact that not one of us (not that anyone is here in the first place) knows everything about everything, so we (who again aren't here) are ignorant to something. (If that question was ever asked, (Which it wasn't, because no one's here to read or post in this thread) we (those who aren't here reading and posting) never saw that question(which I answered, but since no question was asked to us (the people not here) then the question (which wasn't asked) doesn't have an answer (which I posted above (but since no one posts or reads here, the answer isn't seen by us (the people not reading this (which doesn't exist)), so the above post ( which you didn't see) doesn't exist either)))) thereby probably giving you a headache.

[samati75]

wha? que?

/ignore
/ignore
/ignore

[trubador]

Que serra serra... whatever will be will be....

[Sunderflame]

http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/StuckInGlue.gif
It's a mute point never the less!

[akimbo]

Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?

:wink wink nudge nudge:

[grinner]

:eh:

[akimbo]

Originally posted by grinner
:eh:

I'm ignoring this thread while watching a Monty Python. Seemed an appropriate place not to do "the argument sketch" :lol

[grinner]

Say no more... so... she's a goer?

[akimbo]

Originally posted by grinner
Say no more... so... she's a goer?

And now for something completely different (and utterly ignorable):

I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam.

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time. :D

[grinner]

The Dead Parrot Sketch

Monty Python

The Pet Shoppe

A customer enters a pet shop.

Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

C: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

O: We're closin' for lunch.

C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

C: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!

(shouting at the cage)

'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...(owner hits the cage)

O: There, he moved!

C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!

O: I never!!

C: Yes, you did!

O: I never, never did anything...

C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!!

Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

C: STUNNED?!?

O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

O: The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

O: No no! 'E's pining!

C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

(pause)

O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.

(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)

O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.

C: I see. I see, I get the picture.

O: I got a slug.

(pause)

C: (sweet as sugar) Pray, does it talk?

O: Nnnnot really.

C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

O: Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

C: Bolton, eh? Very well.

The customer leaves.

The customer enters the same pet shop. The owner is putting on a false moustache.

C: This is Bolton, is it?

O: (with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswitch.

C: (looking at the camera) That's inter-city rail for you.

The customer goes to the train station.

He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints".

C: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person.

Attendant: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!

C: I beg your pardon...?

A: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!

C: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines, you know.

C: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch.

A: No, this is Bolton.

C: (to the camera) The pet shop man's brother was lying!!

A: Can't blame British Rail for that.

C: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop!

He does.

C: I understand this IS Bolton.

O: (still with the fake mustache) Yes?

C: You told me it was Ipswitch!

O: ...It was a pun.

C: (pause) A PUN?!?

O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?

C: (Long pause) A palindrome...?

O: Yeah, that's it!

C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!

O: Well, what do you want?

C: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!

Sergeant-Major: Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly...

[akimbo]

A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines, you know.

I didn't remember that part :rollin:

I admit this is pretty hard to ignore, but I'll give it a whirl :spin:

Bring out your dead!

[who45]

:bluenana: :banana: :charge:

[trubador]

"OFF with their peels!"

[who45]

Originally posted by trubador
"OFF with their peels!" :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :D

[talyn3]

not the banannas again

[Alexxia]

Did anyone else used to watch "Bananas in Pyjamas"? Okay, just wondering. :banana:

[talyn3]

wow, I remember that show.

[grinner]

:bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana:

[talyn3]

Ah!!! PICTURE TIME!!!!!!!

[grinner]

here's another

[talyn3]

.

[Alexxia]

:g2f:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by talyn3
Ah!!! PICTURE TIME!!!!!!!

You are making it extremely difficult to ignore this thread, but through focused mentality, and training, I am still, somewhat, ignoring this thread...

Edited to add: now if I could just focus some of that training to actually typing...

[talyn3]

there's a story behind this, but I won't tell it. (That's not me either)

[Frunium Slip]

Now that should be in the caption thread...

[samati75]

Ignorance
by Jacquie Quant

In the heat of the moment
A mistake has been made
There is no turning back
You can never be saved.

Like a mouse in the winter
Dormant it lies
Attacking the cells
Increasing by size

Unaware of it's presence
Like rabbits you roam
Several millions on
And the poison has grown

In the heat of the moment
What's your reaction?

You've started and finished
The final transaction.