Pees in shower

[faustus]

it does

[AgentSun]

i'm sooo confused.

[faustus]

well my brain is boiling in water I'm amazed I can write this sentance

[shadowshiv]

it does

Sorry about that! :eek:

[shadowshiv]

i'm sooo confused.

I think we all are! :D

[AgentSun]

am i a geek if i want to synchronize eurotrip on my computer to the dvd on tv and giggle as it plays exactly the same?

[shadowshiv]

well my brain is boiling in water I'm amazed I can write this sentance

You must have starred in that Steve Martin movie, "The Man With The Two Brains"! :D

[shadowshiv]

am i a geek if i want to synchronize eurotrip on my computer to the dvd on tv and giggle as it plays exactly the same?

No more so than any of us! :O

[AgentSun]

ohhh wow, the robot fight scene is genius.

[shadowshiv]

ohhh wow, the robot fight scene is genius.

I may have to check that movie out due to your recommendations. :cool:

[AgentSun]

it's quite intelligent and funny, despite the "teen comedy" label. it's a teen comedy, so it's got your booze and boobs, but it's incredibly clever. the unrated version has penises. peni? :shrug:

oh and hasselhoff makes a "cameo" in the movie. matt damon does too, in a great role. lucy lawless is in it too.

[shadowshiv]

it's quite intelligent and funny, despite the "teen comedy" label. it's a teen comedy, so it's got your booze and boobs, but it's incredibly clever.

Being 31, boobs aren't as important(in movies!)to me as they once were! :D

[shadowshiv]

it's quite intelligent and funny, despite the "teen comedy" label. it's a teen comedy, so it's got your booze and boobs, but it's incredibly clever. the unrated version has penises. peni? :shrug:

oh and hasselhoff makes a "cameo" in the movie. matt damon does too, in a great role. lucy lawless is in it too.

Really? That's an impressive list of guest stars! :cool:

[AgentSun]

yep. lucy lawless plays madame vandersexxx, in their stop in amsterdam.

[faustus]

ohh boy that's all we need

[AgentSun]

she has this awesome red coat i want!

[Kurt_eh]

Yeah, but it's Dawn, "little-bit" young ms. summers!

[AgentSun]

she's actually pretty funny in this movie. there's a scene where her and scotty eat "hash" brownies and her reaction is hilarious.

[Owlman]

What exactly is up FMD's obsession with sex, music, drugs, booze, partying, and bodily functions?

I thinks maybe we are just a bunch of cool, easy going, fun having people.

[shadowshiv]

yep. lucy lawless plays madame vandersexxx, in their stop in amsterdam.

Hmmm. That sounds very interesting! :cool:

[shadowshiv]

she has this awesome red coat i want!

You can have the coat ! I'll have the rest! :D

[shadowshiv]

Yeah, but it's Dawn, "little-bit" young ms. summers!

Not so little any more!!! :eek: :eek:

[shadowshiv]

What exactly is up FMD's obsession with sex, music, drugs, booze, partying, and bodily functions?

I thinks maybe we are just a bunch of cool, easy going, fun having people.

I thinks you are correct, Sir Owlman! :cool: :)

[AgentSun]

well, trachtenberg was only 17 when she filmed the movie so no ogling at her.

[shadowshiv]

well, trachtenberg was only 17 when she filmed the movie so no ogling at her.

Ewww! I shall not, then. I will watch the funny robot scenes instead. :)

[faustus]

this film isn't even out at the flicks here

[shadowshiv]

this film isn't even out at the flicks here

Were you able to rent it, faustus? :)

[AgentSun]

it's not a new movie. it came out last year.

[shadowshiv]

it's not a new movie. it came out last year.

Still haven't rented it yet. Maybe tomorrow.

[shadowshiv]

ANybody pee in their shower today? :)

[AgentSun]

hmmmm no! but somewhere, someone did. hope that comforts you.

[bubblez]

:whoops:

[shadowshiv]

hmmmm no! but somewhere, someone did. hope that comforts you.

Strangely, yes. :eek: :eek:

[shadowshiv]

:whoops:

Aha! Caught red-handed! :D

[bubblez]

not exactly red "handed"....

[shadowshiv]

not exactly red "handed"....

Errrrrr.... :eek: :D

[bubblez]

soooo.... how about those dodgers???

[shadowshiv]

soooo.... how about those dodgers???

I'm a Jays fan, myself. ;) :O

[JadedLegend3]

Jirls, I have a question. Guys, unless you want to talk about menstruation, skip this post. ;)

I'm on the pill and I'm bleeding not when I'm on the placebo part of it. Any ideas? I've been on this pill for a few months with no problems and then last night...whammo! Help!

[bubblez]

pardon me, but I think its menstruation...

[Boron]

This thread scares me........

[Kurt_eh]

JL3, is it related to the stuff when you were last posting in this thread?

I'd say call your doctor and talk about it...

[AgentSun]

boron, does it scare you enough to pee in the shower?

JL3, you really should call your doctor about it...

whoa, the hot fries from a week ago are still good!

[Boron]

I kind of always thought of peeing in the shower as something kinky you did with that wild girlfriend that mom didn't like, or something like that.

[AgentSun]

i don't know what kind of girls you liked...

i know that peeing in the shower is strictly a personal preference and should be kept to oneself, like showering. shower by yourself, for heaven's sake! it's not sexy! you're supposed to be getting clean! you're washing grime off yourself!

[Boron]

Don't knock till you've tried it , Agent Sun.

[AgentSun]

hmmm "no" says the girl who should probably go get a shower now just cause she wants to be extra clean. i've already taken one today.

[BrowderChick]

Jirls, I have a question. Guys, unless you want to talk about menstruation, skip this post. ;)

I'm on the pill and I'm bleeding not when I'm on the placebo part of it. Any ideas? I've been on this pill for a few months with no problems and then last night...whammo! Help!
Well I just went through a crap load of stuff too similar to that and Im not on the pill but on Mirena and I dont really have a period at all and then suddenly WHAMO. I went to the docs and had bunch of tests done. Well you and I talked about that privately but go to the docs and have it checked out. You never know. Let me know how you make out though. :hug:

[Owlman]

Peeing in the shower is pretty much restricted exclusively for me, when I'm really too drunk to realize I had to pee before I got in the shower.

[shadowshiv]

pardon me, but I think its menstruation...

That sounds like a well-balanced meal! :eek: :D

[shadowshiv]

This thread scares me........

Now why would it do that? ;)

[shadowshiv]

boron, does it scare you enough to pee in the shower?

JL3, you really should call your doctor about it...

whoa, the hot fries from a week ago are still good!

Hot fries from a week ago? Now that scares me! :eek:

[shadowshiv]

I kind of always thought of peeing in the shower as something kinky you did with that wild girlfriend that mom didn't like, or something like that.

Why save it for special occasions? It's good to christen hotel bathrooms, you know! ;) :D

[shadowshiv]

i don't know what kind of girls you liked...

The golden shower variety? :eek: :eek:

[shadowshiv]

Peeing in the shower is pretty much restricted exclusively for me, when I'm really too drunk to realize I had to pee before I got in the shower.

Did you make sure that the clothes were off first? :D

[Owlman]

Did you make sure that the clothes were off first? :D

Not always :(

[shadowshiv]

Not always :(

I've had nights(or was it days?!?) like that! :eek:

[Owlman]

I've had nights(or was it days?!?) like that! :eek:

I have woken up 8 hours later with no recollection or pants before too.

[shadowshiv]

I have woken up 8 hours later with no recollection or pants before too.

I have still been drunk from the previous night, the next night! :eek:

[Owlman]

I have still been drunk from the previous night, the next night! :eek:

Oh yeah!

Who hasn't done that!

Oh right, all the non-borderline alcoholics.

[shadowshiv]

Oh yeah!

Who hasn't done that!

Oh right, all the non-borderline alcoholics.

This is what I had to drink that night!

5 glasses of Zambooka
5 glasses of Yagermeister(sp?)
2 of the large bottles(wine bottle size) of vodka coolers.
4 beer bottle sized bottles of vodka coolers.
6+ beers
3 double shot rum and coke
3 double shot of vodka and OJ
3 double shot of vodka and sprite
Numerous shots of vodka straight

Other stuff that I can't remember. I ate Taco Bell before I drank all that as well. Not a good combination.

I won $40 playing Eucher that night, though. :)

[Owlman]

This is what I had on my no pants night

20 shots of tequila

15-20 shots of Jack Daniels

In about 2 hours.

[Boron]

It's a wonder you two aren't dead.

[Owlman]

It's a wonder you two aren't dead.

True.

I saw a guy on TV the other day that died after 21 shots for his birthday. I turned to my friends "What a pu***!"

[shadowshiv]

This is what I had on my no pants night

20 shots of tequila

15-20 shots of Jack Daniels

In about 2 hours.

Wow! That's a lot of hootch! :eek:

[shadowshiv]

It's a wonder you two aren't dead.

I sure felt like it when I started the hangover stage! :( :hypno:

[shadowshiv]

True.

I saw a guy on TV the other day that died after 21 shots for his birthday. I turned to my friends "What a pu***!"

I heard a news story about a guy who had won a vodka drinking contest(either Russian vodka or in Russia, not sure which)by drinking the equivilent of 3.8L!(that's a LOT!). He got his prize, was given a cab ride home, and died ten minutes later. All of the other contestents(ALL of them) ended up in the hospital getting their stomachs pumped! :eek:

[BrowderChick]

I dont even want to venture on this topic.

[scrape_medic]

I kind of always thought of peeing in the shower as something kinky you did with that wild girlfriend that mom didn't like, or something like that.Hows you mum Boron? I only ask cuase she never returns my phone calls..strange that cause I thought we got on so well. (j/k)

[BrowderChick]

:spew:

[Boron]

Well, you see scrape, Mom had to clean out the shower after we were done. She isn't talking to me lately.

[scrape_medic]

Oooops.... :D :lech: :shhh:

[bubblez]

[shadowshiv]

I dont even want to venture on this topic.

Thankfully, I don't drink very much any more. I think that I will chalk it up to the folly of youth. :O

[shadowshiv]

Hows you mum Boron? I only ask cuase she never returns my phone calls..strange that cause I thought we got on so well. (j/k)

Wow! Everybody here does know everybody here! It's like a weird episode of Cheers! :eek:

[shadowshiv]

Well, you see scrape, Mom had to clean out the shower after we were done. She isn't talking to me lately.

Yeep! :eek:

*runs away*

*quickly* :D

[shadowshiv]

Oooops.... :D :lech: :shhh:

I still think that pink smilie looks like it is picking its nose! :D

[shadowshiv]

No,no,no! That's the wrong one! It should be http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pee1.gif :D

(this was a response to bubblez post, with the horse smilie) ;)

[faustus]

peeing again?

[AgentSun]

shadowshiv, you should really learn to edit one post to include the following 4.

[shadowshiv]

I'm not trying to be annoying. I just post this way. Sorry about that. :(

[AgentSun]

well you weren't annoying, but it's hard to figure out what post i last read when all of them are in succession. it's just hard to quote you if you've got 4 posts that i should quote from.

[faustus]

are we going to have a lesson?

[shadowshiv]

well you weren't annoying, but it's hard to figure out what post i last read when all of them are in succession. it's just hard to quote you if you've got 4 posts that i should quote from.

I guess that's a good point. I just never seem to be on when everybody else is on(except for Boron, Owlman, and you). :(

[shadowshiv]

are we going to have a lesson?

As long as it is not in French, I should be okay. :eek:

[AgentSun]

"the lesson of the day will be brought to you by the number EEEEE!!!" - Big Bird and Kermit Stoned

[faustus]

do they have a bong?

[AgentSun]

i think it's a doobie. but i have the mp3 clip if anyone wants it. its funny funny stuff. i also have the chipmunks gangsta rap.

[faustus]

chipmunks gangsta rap
:lol

[shadowshiv]

"the lesson of the day will be brought to you by the number EEEEE!!!" - Big Bird and Kermit Stoned

Now the name of that show would be Reality Street! :eek:

[Boron]

Speaking of computer lessons, how do these people quote from different posts in the same one?? I have seen that, and I can only do one at a time. AS, you're the resident computerist on duty. What do you say??

[AgentSun]

ohhh its so funny. they talk about eating designer acorns and the chorus goes "dave dave you're exposed"...it's funny stuff.

[faustus]

ohhh its so funny. they talk about eating designer acorns and the chorus goes "dave dave you're exposed"...it's funny stuff.
where do you get this stuff?
Speaking of computer lessons, how do these people quote from different posts in the same one?? I have seen that, and I can only do one at a time. AS, you're the resident computerist on duty. What do you say??
what like this?

[shadowshiv]

i think it's a doobie. but i have the mp3 clip if anyone wants it. its funny funny stuff. i also have the chipmunks gangsta rap.

I wouldn't mind seeing that, AgentSun. :)

[AgentSun]

well it's an mp3, so you'd be hearing it.

[shadowshiv]

well it's an mp3, so you'd be hearing it.

D'oh. Okay, I wouldn't mind hearing it. :O :O

[Kurt_eh]

je nes parlaiz pas! :french:

[shadowshiv]

je nes parlaiz pas! :french:

To quote a famous line from Star Trek: *bang, bang* *on the head* *bang, bang* :fwap: :wingnut: :bonk: :tonbricks :smash: :poke: :trout: :stomp: :roflmao:

[shadowshiv]

Can't believe that everybody forgot about peeing! :(

[Boron]

I peed about a half hour ago.

[shadowshiv]

I peed about a half hour ago.

Feel better?

[Boron]

Yes, in fact, I do. Thank you......

[shadowshiv]

Yes, in fact, I do. Thank you......

You're very welcome. :D

[Judith]

Anyone else on their period right now?

Hey, it is THAT thread.

[Boron]

*Slinks out of thread*...........

[shadowshiv]

Anyone else on their period right now?

Hey, it is THAT thread.

I thought it was about pee! :eek:

Damn my naievity! :O

[Spedoinkel]

My god, what have I stepped in?

[shadowshiv]

*Slinks out of thread*...........

Hey you! Get back here! :D

[shadowshiv]

My god, what have I stepped in?

Pee, perhaps?

[Spedoinkel]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse!!!

[shadowshiv]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse!!!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!! :D

[faustus]

mmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[bubblez]

aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd ssssssssssoooooooommmmmmeeeeeeetttttttttttiiiiiiii iiiiimmmmmmmeeeeeeeeessssssss wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy

[shadowshiv]

mmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Okay, you win! :O

[shadowshiv]

aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd ssssssssssoooooooommmmmmeeeeeeetttttttttttiiiiiiii iiiiimmmmmmmeeeeeeeeessssssss wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy

It took me a while to figure out what you were saying! :eek:

[faustus]

who started tttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii issssssssssss

[shadowshiv]

who started tttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii issssssssssss

I think it was bubblez, actually. ;)

[Owlman]

who started tttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii issssssssssss

Perhaps...
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNN?

[shadowshiv]

Perhaps...
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNN?

Santa? :eek:

[faustus]

go santa

[shadowshiv]

go santa

Doesn't seem so jolly now, does he? :eek:

[bubblez]

I think it was bubblez, actually. ;)

nay, let the record show that I am quite positively, inescapably, forthwrightfully innocent and pure.

by the by, I also have "my friend visiting"

[AgentSun]

i had a nightmare that one day men, women, and children will enter their showers and the showers will pee on them.

actually i didn't have a nightmare about that, but it is quite interesting nonetheless, isn't it?

[JadedLegend3]

Anyone else on their period right now?

Hey, it is THAT thread.


:irate: Only because of recent problems I've had. Decided to stop skipping the placebo like the doc told me to and let things work as usual this month. We'll see how long this lasts. Being female is sometimes utterly repulsive. This is one of those times. :( :g2f:

[AgentSun]

yeah i was curled up in a fetal position a while ago, rocking back and forth and trying to forget about the stupid part about being a girl.

everything else about being a girl is great, but that one part, every month...uugh.

[JadedLegend3]

Not everything else. We've got periods, extreme hormones, we have to give birth, and after we do that our breasts leak milk, and then we get to menopause. I'd rather just surrender my uterus now and get it over with! :lol

[BrowderChick]

:hug:

Men have it too easy. :eh:

[AgentSun]

we don't have to give birth or leak milk. i was forced to watch a birth video in psychology class and as soon as i saw where the camera was pointing, i looked at my boyfriend and mouthed "we're adopting". he later went quite nervously, "you're joking, right?"

[JadedLegend3]

They certainly do.

[AgentSun]

:eek: when?!!!

[JadedLegend3]

we don't have to give birth or leak milk. i was forced to watch a birth video in psychology class and as soon as i saw where the camera was pointing, i looked at my boyfriend and mouthed "we're adopting". he later went quite nervously, "you're joking, right?"


:lol

Yeah, I was in the delivery room for the birth of my friend's first child. That was...an eyefull. These legs have been closed ever since. :D

[JadedLegend3]

:eek: when?!!!


Wait, when what? My comment was to BC...that men have it too easy.

[AgentSun]

i'd like to think that i could start with something smaller, like a pencil or a pen. something i know i could take care of. and then i'd go with fish. and then a dog. and then maybe a child, if i could take care of the dog. but then i thnnk "well i'll be married, so i'll technically have already gone past the dog and i have a boy to take care of...so do i really need to go a step further?"

JL3, i thought you were replying to my "they don't have to leak milk"

[JadedLegend3]

i'd like to think that i could start with something smaller, like a pencil or a pen. something i know i could take care of. and then i'd go with fish. and then a dog. and then maybe a child, if i could take care of the dog.


Isn't that what they say in rehab? Get a plant, then a dog, then a relationship.

I have enough trouble with my cats (see the Pillow War thread). Lots of other people are great with kids, and more power to them, but I prefer an animal. They don't talk back. ;) :)

[BrowderChick]

we don't have to give birth or leak milk. i was forced to watch a birth video in psychology class and as soon as i saw where the camera was pointing, i looked at my boyfriend and mouthed "we're adopting". he later went quite nervously, "you're joking, right?"
Its a part of nature. Women have been doing this for millions of years. Nothing is going to be changing any time soon.

[AgentSun]

oh man i loved the pillow war thread. ohhh that's a classic thread that NEEDS to be stickied. we need to have a new forum where all the classic story threads are archived.

i don't mind children, if they were mine. i'd want a little agent to run amok and cause havok.

[JadedLegend3]

oh man i loved the pillow war thread. ohhh that's a classic thread that NEEDS to be stickied. we need to have a new forum where all the classic story threads are archived.

i don't mind children, if they were mine. i'd want a little agent to run amok and cause havok.


First, thank you for your compliments as a story writer. You know what other thread was great? Stellar's frog thread. LOL

Second, I'd probably like the kid if it was mine...but the world can't handle another Jacqui. :ewink:

[AgentSun]

hahahaha yeah steller's frog story is another great classic.

[JadedLegend3]

Ah! Nostalgia. It cures almost anything...except being female. Grrr.

[AgentSun]

yeah cause "remember that time i got that cramp and felt like someone was hitting me with a hammer?" isn't that sentimental.

[JadedLegend3]

LOL Or how bout, "remember that time when I was standing in the store and my cyst burst? That was fun."

[BrowderChick]

Please dont remind me of that...OUCH.... I dont look forward to that.

[bubblez]

gosh, I'm not sure that's it's such a bright idea to stick my nose into this thread, but I'm used to getting stomped on. Besides, I"m on my third pint of LBIT and now have my "woman proof shield" up.

You ladies do go through quite a bit. But, you have to admit that guys are sensitive to women's feelings and have a pretty good sense of timing.....
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[stellar]

I heard my name.

BC's lead on grinner is quite large now.

[BrowderChick]

:lol Funny but I feel a fwapping coming......

[bubblez]

preferrably one of these...

[AgentSun]

FWAPPING!!

or a caning.

[BrowderChick]

:roflmao: Are you talking from experience?

[JadedLegend3]

No sex whilst the period is in session. That's just the way it is.

[bubblez]

:roflmao: Are you talking from experience?

haha yes, I laughed, too.

[JadedLegend3]

That was a bit much. :rolleyes:

[bubblez]

I agree.

[AgentSun]

i think i'm going to slectively forget those last few posts. TMI BUBBLEZ, TMI!

[JadedLegend3]

Seriously.

[faustus]

I wish I didn't read that.
does anyone know anyone who can help me un-remember that?

[AgentSun]

yes. ::hands faustus a hammer:: here, hit this against your stomach.

seriously though, that was really TMI. i didn't need to, want to, or have to know any of that.

[shadowshiv]

*pokes head inside*

Is it all right to visit now? :eek:

[bubblez]

very well

[AgentSun]

not quite yet. we're still trying to unremember things.

[shadowshiv]

nay, let the record show that I am quite positively, inescapably, forthwrightfully innocent and pure.

by the by, I also have "my friend visiting"

There is only one who is innocent here. :D

[AgentSun]

and that smiley looks mighty mischevious right now.

[JadedLegend3]

Back to the topic at hand...why do we get gasy when we have our periods anyway?

[AgentSun]

i don't get gassy. i don't get PMS either.

[faustus]

I get gassy all the time. but I'm a guy and I eat lot's of spicy food

[JadedLegend3]

I don't get PMS, but me and a lot of my friends get gasy. On top of everything else. No bloating here, though. No cravings or mood swings or the like.

[bubblez]

are you :censored: kidding me? TMI for who?

[shadowshiv]

:hug:

Men have it too easy. :eh:

No we don't. We have to... :sweaty:

Dang. You're right, we do. :O

shiv :bounce: 's away!

[AgentSun]

for EVERYONE, bubblez.

i get the bloaty feeling the first day and that's it. after that it's smooth sailing. i get the cravings too, but it's usually things i already eat, it's just increased.

[JadedLegend3]

are you :censored: kidding me? TMI for who?


All of us, it would seem. Just try to keep it PG-13. :)

[bubblez]

Fine.

Is it heavy flow this month?

Are you suffering from low blood sugar because of the repeated cycles of blood loss?

[JadedLegend3]

Or you could stop trying to be an asshole.

[faustus]

bloooooood

[bubblez]

Or you could stop trying to be an asshole.
So much for PG-13

besides, my step sister has been advised of just that.. she must now be careful...

[AgentSun]

i think the issue is that we were really having a conversation about something that you neither understand nor experience, and you came in with a very ill-placed story and/or personal experience, and it was too graphic, too much information for any of us. sex is one of those things we don't discuss here. it's personal. politics, religion, peeing in the shower, all that is fine. but anything involving something too personal is where we draw a line.

[shadowshiv]

for EVERYONE, bubblez.

i get the bloaty feeling the first day and that's it. after that it's smooth sailing. i get the cravings too, but it's usually things i already eat, it's just increased.

I honestly don't know. What does TMI stand for? :O

[AgentSun]

too much information.

[JadedLegend3]

Too much information

[AgentSun]

HA i beat you to it. but do you agree or disagree with my synopsis on why the story was TMI?

[JadedLegend3]

Me? yeah. If not me, still yeah. :)

[BrowderChick]

Well i dont get anything that time of the month. No cramps or anything. i used to get a headache though...It told me when it was about to start. But now I dont get anything. :dunno:

[AgentSun]

ohh...it went stealth on you.

[shadowshiv]

I don't get PMS, but me and a lot of my friends get gasy. On top of everything else. No bloating here, though. No cravings or mood swings or the like.

Do they have any pills or medicine that would help you with the cramps and bloating? I would imagine that it is very uncomfortable for you. :(

[AgentSun]

aleve
motrin
ibuprofen
tylenol
advil

[shadowshiv]

Too much information

Thank you AgentSun and Jacqui. Now I know. :)

[JadedLegend3]

Not to mention Midol and Pamprin. Gifts of the gods!

I've been on prescription pain meds for years...just until I went on birth control last year. I was on Naproxen, Relafen and Vioxx. Good times.

[BrowderChick]

Yes we have lots of drugs to keep us happy :D

[BrowderChick]

And lots of CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[shadowshiv]

HA i beat you to it. but do you agree or disagree with my synopsis on why the story was TMI?

Perhaps a little too graphic in nature? :(

[shadowshiv]

aleve
motrin
ibuprofen
tylenol
advil

Thanks for the information. I certainly don't envy what you ladies have to go through. :(

[AgentSun]

Perhaps a little too graphic in nature?

yes it was, just a bit.

and as for the medication, those are all just choices.

[shadowshiv]

Not to mention Midol and Pamprin. Gifts of the gods!

I've been on prescription pain meds for years...just until I went on birth control last year. I was on Naproxen, Relafen and Vioxx. Good times.

Is it expensive for all of that, or is it covered under any medical plans that you might have(I'm Canadian, so I'm not sure how your health plans are)?

[shadowshiv]

And lots of CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Mmmmmmmmm. Choc-o-lot! YUM! I lurves chocolate(too much so, I'm afraid) :bounce: :drool: :drool: :thud:

I like your avatar, by the way! :cool:

[AgentSun]

birth control is covered by insurance.

i don't take birth control yet. i won't until i get married.

[shadowshiv]

yes it was, just a bit.

and as for the medication, those are all just choices.

I certainly know more about it than when I first read this thread.

[AgentSun]

all the ones i named, as well as midol, those are over the counter. i use motrin, but i rarely need it. one day of immense discomfort is fine unless i'm in school or generally doing more than just sitting in front of the tv. so now i have a bottle with me for every month. i just take one every 6 hours and i feel fine.

[JadedLegend3]

Is it expensive for all of that, or is it covered under any medical plans that you might have(I'm Canadian, so I'm not sure how your health plans are)?


The Midol and Pamprin you get at any store. The others that I mentioned are by prescription only. I had a prescription plan through my insurance where I only had to pay part of what the drugs actually cost.

AS-I'm on birth control to soothe the rabid ovaries. If you want to talk about it at all you can PM. But you seem to have your beliefs pretty well laid out...which is a very good thing! :)

[shadowshiv]

birth control is covered by insurance.

i don't take birth control yet. i won't until i get married.

That is good. I would imagine that it would be expensive to get all the time. :eek:

[AgentSun]

many of my friends take birth control because their cycles are off kilter or they have medical issues. my mom was the same. i'm very lucky i don't require it to make me regular...i've been irregular for years, but over the last year or so (must've been college) i've become very regular. i can estimate it within 1 week of error. which means if i get it the week of january 8th, i should get the next one around the week of february 1st or the week of february 15th.

That is good. I would imagine that it would be expensive to get all the time.

actually, no, if it's covered by insurance, it doesn't cost much at all. you might have a co-pay, but that's usually for doctor's visits. if insurance covers your birth control then you don't pay, it's like any other medication. it's more likely to be covered, i think, if it relates to a specific medical condition, not that you just take it to prevent ....stuff.

[shadowshiv]

all the ones i named, as well as midol, those are over the counter. i use motrin, but i rarely need it. one day of immense discomfort is fine unless i'm in school or generally doing more than just sitting in front of the tv. so now i have a bottle with me for every month. i just take one every 6 hours and i feel fine.

Thanks. I only take regular aspirin, so I didn't know the names of all of that. :)

[JadedLegend3]

Until I went on birth control...I had it for 11-14 days, every 21 days. And I would lose a lot of blood. A LOT. It was ridiculous. I can't believe I lived with that for 7 years! I'm a bit of an idiot, I must say.

AS-That's great! :)

[BrowderChick]

birth control is covered by insurance.

i don't take birth control yet. i won't until i get married.
I was on the pill since 15 to regulate myself. But now I am on a different one that I can deal with so much better as it contains no hormones. Not that I need it though. :dunno:

[shadowshiv]

The Midol and Pamprin you get at any store. The others that I mentioned are by prescription only. I had a prescription plan through my insurance where I only had to pay part of what the drugs actually cost.

AS-I'm on birth control to soothe the rabid ovaries. If you want to talk about it at all you can PM. But you seem to have your beliefs pretty well laid out...which is a very good thing! :)

Even though I am a guy, I hope that you don't take offense with me joining in on the conversation. :O

[JadedLegend3]

many of my friends take birth control because their cycles are off kilter or they have medical issues. my mom was the same. i'm very lucky i don't require it to make me regular...i've been irregular for years, but over the last year or so (must've been college) i've become very regular. i can estimate it within 1 week of error. which means if i get it the week of january 8th, i should get the next one around the week of february 1st or the week of february 15th.



actually, no, if it's covered by insurance, it doesn't cost much at all. you might have a co-pay, but that's usually for doctor's visits. if insurance covers your birth control then you don't pay, it's like any other medication. it's more likely to be covered, i think, if it relates to a specific medical condition, not that you just take it to prevent ....stuff.


Stop posting so quickly!!! :D

I don't have a prescription plan anymore, but it's under $40 each month. That's not too bad for what it does for me. :)

[AgentSun]

the most days i was ever on was when i began, and it'd go on for 6 to 7. now it goes on for precisely 4. is that something i should be concerned about? i started when i was about 11, and it would go for 6 to 7 days, sometimes a little bit left on day 8. now it goes for 4 and that's it.

[JadedLegend3]

Even though I am a guy, I hope that you don't take offense with me joining in on the conversation. :O


Not at all. You're being genuine and that's cool. :)

[JadedLegend3]

the most days i was ever on was when i began, and it'd go on for 6 to 7. now it goes on for precisely 4. is that something i should be concerned about?


I don't think so. I know a lot of people who are like that. 4 or 5 days. Lucky jirls. :)

Edited to add: You can always skip the placebo part of the pill pack and not have any period at all. But don't do it for too long in a row...as I have found out.

[BrowderChick]

Until I went on birth control...I had it for 11-14 days, every 21 days. And I would lose a lot of blood. A LOT. It was ridiculous. I can't believe I lived with that for 7 years! I'm a bit of an idiot, I must say.

AS-That's great! :)
I guess I was always lucky as I only would have it for about 3 days and nothing to really be considered as one.

[shadowshiv]

many of my friends take birth control because their cycles are off kilter or they have medical issues. my mom was the same. i'm very lucky i don't require it to make me regular...i've been irregular for years, but over the last year or so (must've been college) i've become very regular. i can estimate it within 1 week of error. which means if i get it the week of january 8th, i should get the next one around the week of february 1st or the week of february 15th.



actually, no, if it's covered by insurance, it doesn't cost much at all. you might have a co-pay, but that's usually for doctor's visits. if insurance covers your birth control then you don't pay, it's like any other medication. it's more likely to be covered, i think, if it relates to a specific medical condition, not that you just take it to prevent ....stuff.

That makes sense to me. :)

[BrowderChick]

But I also believe that as soon as you start having a period you should get a good doc/patient relationship started and regular female checkups. Thats really important. Doesnt matter what age.

[AgentSun]

i don't think i could do the 4 periods a year thing. i don't trust it. i don't want to risk screwing up the delicate balance of female anatomy. even if it's perfectly safe, i'd rather get it 4 days every month and have regular birth control. of course this is years down the line.

But I also believe that as soon as you start having a period you should get a good doc/patient relationship started and regular female checkups. Thats really important. Doesnt matter what age.

i always went to a regular doctor every so often. i need an obgyn appointment soon. i'll tell my mom to make one when i'm done with the horrid bloodshed.

[JadedLegend3]

You're right about that, BC. It took me forever to go, but when I did it was nothing. Although, the last time I went, I wasn't expecting to have my uterus violated...so I saw a male doc...not so cool. LOL oh well. Live and learn! :)

[shadowshiv]

Not at all. You're being genuine and that's cool. :)

Thank you. :) :O

[AgentSun]

aw geesh, nooooo. female doctors ONLY.

[JadedLegend3]

Yeah, he was like, "I'm going to examine your ovaries so why don't you go change?" And I was like, "excuse me? You're going to what?" It wasn't bad though. I just cannot believe any man will understand, no matter how much schooling he goes through.

[shadowshiv]

You're right about that, BC. It took me forever to go, but when I did it was nothing. Although, the last time I went, I wasn't expecting to have my uterus violated...so I saw a male doc...not so cool. LOL oh well. Live and learn! :)

I find that none of us really like going to the doctors. I have an upset stomach sometimes, and have to take Maloxx a lot, yet I do not want to go to the doctor's. I am not trying to compare the two, but am using it as an example that not very many people like going to them. :(

[JadedLegend3]

Oh yeah. I don't go to my regular doctor for anything. My ma thought I was dying last fall around Thanksgiving...wouldn't go. No point. Just a cold...so what if I couldn't breathe or talk? Got me out of work. ;)

Well kids, I'm going to bed. Good night!

[shadowshiv]

Yeah, he was like, "I'm going to examine your ovaries so why don't you go change?" And I was like, "excuse me? You're going to what?" It wasn't bad though. I just cannot believe any man will understand, no matter how much schooling he goes through.

The scary thing are the doctors who abuse that trust. There was a case of that here in Canada(in Ontario I think, the Province that I live in) where he was found to have tons of child pornography and had even taped himself groping a female patient under aneystatia(sp?). He killed himself while awaiting trial. I don't think very many people are going to be sad about that. :(

[AgentSun]

yeah doctors...i wanted to be one too. but i think i had watched ER too many times and not all doctors look like noah wyle unfortunately. but i got my own boy now, and he's my noah wyle. except he wants to work for espn, not the er.

i just want an exam before i go back to college, to make sure all the stuff is functioning right, up and down.

[AgentSun]

night JL3!

[shadowshiv]

Oh yeah. I don't go to my regular doctor for anything. My ma thought I was dying last fall around Thanksgiving...wouldn't go. No point. Just a cold...so what if I couldn't breathe or talk? Got me out of work. ;)

Well kids, I'm going to bed. Good night!

Have a good night, Jacqui. :)

[shadowshiv]

yeah doctors...i wanted to be one too. but i think i had watched ER too many times and not all doctors look like noah wyle unfortunately. but i got my own boy now, and he's my noah wyle. except he wants to work for espn, not the er.

i just want an exam before i go back to college, to make sure all the stuff is functioning right, up and down.

I wouldn't want to be a doctor, as I would probably pass out from all of the blood. Also, all the sad situations there would be(sick children) would be too much for me. :(

[BrowderChick]

Well Ive been going to a male GYN for about 17 years...Same one. Ive been to other docs male and female this one knew what he was talking about and what he was doing so I stuck with him. Ive had females docs and the last one was a butcherer. My doc sits and talks to me and it also helps that I am friends with his wife as well. We have a friendship outside the office too. I trust him though. :)

[Judith]

i'd like to think that i could start with something smaller, like a pencil or a pen. something i know i could take care of. and then i'd go with fish. and then a dog.


This was disturbing because I thought you were talking about giving birth here. Like you wanted to work your way up to something baby sized.

[AgentSun]

hmm. ok.

[shadowshiv]

Well Ive been going to a male GYN for about 17 years...Same one. Ive been to other docs male and female this one knew what he was talking about and what he was doing so I stuck with him. Ive had females docs and the last one was a butcherer. My doc sits and talks to me and it also helps that I am friends with his wife as well. We have a friendship outside the office too. I trust him though. :)

That is good. Trust is the foundation to a good doctor/patient relationship. :)

[BrowderChick]

This was disturbing because I thought you were talking about giving birth here. Like you wanted to work your way up to something baby sized.
If only that could happen in real life. :D

[shadowshiv]

If only that could happen in real life. :D

Nothing in real life is ever easy, unfortunately. :(

[AgentSun]

soooooo whats going on with you guys in the land of urination?

[norweigan_scaper]

not a heck of alot, it's such a frelling humid day in london today, not much drive to do anything involving physical activity :)

[La Bomba]

Nothing to report. Only peed in the boring old toilet.

[Boron]

I still don't know what they were saying.

[BrowderChick]

:eh: What?

[faustus]

someone is going to write a thesis on how the can help us.

[shadowshiv]

soooooo whats going on with you guys in the land of urination?

They have entire lands full of it? Yeep! :eek:

[shadowshiv]

not a heck of alot, it's such a frelling humid day in london today, not much drive to do anything involving physical activity :)

Not that you have much drive normally, right Marc? :D ;) :D

[shadowshiv]

Nothing to report. Only peed in the boring old toilet.

Time for an upgrade in your toiletrys then, I would think. ;) :D

[shadowshiv]

What's new on the pee front today?

[JadedLegend3]

No peeing...well, some peeing. All that's normal. Other stuff...not so good. :(

[AgentSun]

well i celebrated my last day of the crimson wave yesterday, though today there was a bit of residual blaaaaahness. work went better today. i talked to my honey and now i'm waiting til my stomach calms so i can go take a bath.

[shadowshiv]

No peeing...well, some peeing. All that's normal. Other stuff...not so good. :(

Still feeling under the weather, Jacqui? :(

[BrowderChick]

Whats going on?

[JadedLegend3]

Had to switch to precription today. Not working so well, though. Plus it has asprin in it, which hurts my stomach. But, only a few more days! Saturday should be freedom! :)

[shadowshiv]

well i celebrated my last day of the crimson wave yesterday, though today there was a bit of residual blaaaaahness. work went better today. i talked to my honey and now i'm waiting til my stomach calms so i can go take a bath.

At least you are over it for now. That is good news. :)

[shadowshiv]

Had to switch to precription today. Not working so well, though. Plus it has asprin in it, which hurts my stomach. But, only a few more days! Saturday should be freedom! :)

Then I wish Saturday to get here as soon as possible. :)

I hope you feel better soon.

[AgentSun]

:) i love my boyfriend!

[JadedLegend3]

Then I wish Saturday to get here as soon as possible. :)

I hope you feel better soon.


Thanks. :)

[shadowshiv]

Thanks. :)

You're welcome. :)

[Kurt_eh]

I hope things have been improving for you JL3 over the past few monts. Those side effects are getting better?

[shadowshiv]

Anybody here tonight? :)

[AgentSun]

yep! and my bladder is happy!