Best Insults

[JadedLegend3]

Well, I had this idea last night and thought I'd post it before Judith_Shakespeare had the same idea! LOL You start all the fun threads! hehehehe
Anyway, was just thinking of the great insults from "Farscape" and was wondering what everyone's favorites are.

Personally, I love when Sikozu says, "You defy the whole theory of natural selection."

I know there are a bunch in "CDM," but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

So there you go, friends, have fun!!!

Jacqui :love:

[CrystalMoon]

I like when Chiana asks Sikozu how she knows when Chiana is lying. Sikozu says, "You open your mouth and words come out."

[NebariNookiee]

Stark: You're loose

Rygel: Not half as loose as Chiana

Green-Eyed Monster

[blueaeryn]

How about:

Chiana: You keep your big mouth shut.
Rygel: You do the same with your legs.

Sons and Lovers

[canadadoc]

This is a real nasty exchange between John and Aeryn in Crackers Don't Matter - ouch they fight just like they were married ! LOL.

AERYN: Is that it? Oh, don't stop. Why don't you make another speech, you self-important, deficient little man. All you ever do is talk! Your father was the hero, you know. He did things. You, you're just this test monkey that screwed up your first experiment.

CRICHTON (Laughing hysterically): That is good! That is fantastic...coming from a frigid, flat-butted Peacekeeper SKANK!


These are insults that could be interpreted at sooo many levels.


c.

[Judith]

Always, always:

"Blue-assed bitch!"

[DRD 1812]

Hah. I have to say that Rygel has some of the best.

[talyn3]

What's the one from Rygel about Stark, "That's why we keep people like you chained up in the first place." or something

[padmeskywalker]

How about from the premier. (just saw it the other day finally) When Crasis has John and Aeryn says she believes it was a accident because he's 'not intelligent enough' to do it on his own. LOL, That was good.