Fluffy Bunnies......REALLY Fluffy!

[Johnsgirl727]

I laughed for at least 10 minutes looking at these pictures! They're bunnies! They're mutant Tribbles! They have no eyes!:rollin:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=1977&link_name=Fluffy+Bunnies..+REALLY+Fluffy&my_url=http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/2003allbreedbisris/BIS.html

Help me out here. Think of some funny captions and/or descriptions.:D Why would anyone make a bunny look like this? Why? Why? Why? :roflmao:

[Shipscat]

Because you can comb them and knit socks out of their fur.

[Johnsgirl727]

Yes, but shave them and be done with it. Why fluff them up and put them in a bunny show? They look so silly!

[generic_screenname]

You answered your own question....

[Has]

Damn thatmust be some hair-drier to get that effect.

:rollin:

[who45]

:rollin: :rollin:

[BlackThorn]

Toupee with a face. Only $19.95! Call now!

[Tiriel]

OK, if this isn't covered under some kind of animal cruelty prevention act...then...then it SHOULD be!!! :rollin:

Someone should put a "Do not tumble-dry" sticker on the little rabbits, before they sell them :D

Love and Peace and :shocked:

Tiriel :bounce:

[grinner]

oh my stars and garters... :g2f:

[Defect9]

Cats come out of dryers looking like that....






what? Its frelling true!

[Darth Buddha]

Originally posted by Defect9
Cats come out of dryers looking like that....

what? Its frelling true!
You know this by experiment I take it?

[Defect9]

Originally posted by Darth Buddha
You know this by experiment I take it?


Its amazing what you'll find on this great internet of ours...

...and you cant prove dren.

[Darth Buddha]

Hey, either way, I'm no rat... better to be a dead lion than live rat... because at least the lion WAS a lion!

I will deny knowledge of any misdemeanors revealed on this board, even if they pull my fingernails out... or worse yet, even if they deny me my razor to shave my head!

[buggabboo]

*snort*

those are just wrong. so. very. wrong.

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Originally posted by buggabboo
*snort*

those are just wrong. so. very. wrong.

I completely agree with buggabboo and tiriel. :(

[BlackThorn]

Originally posted by Defect9
Cats come out of dryers looking like that....






what? Its frelling true!

So THAT'S why your cat looks the way it does! I was wondering about that.

[mgraylorn]

except for the noses, how do you tell there is a rabbit under there?

[zap]

awwwwwww, so cute!

[Clarsax]

There's got to be some very warm rabbits under all that fur.

[talyn3]

that's great, I've seen old english sheepdogs with less fur. I feel sorry for the things, if I wasn't laughing.

[SeasonOfDeath]

Strange hare-do!

[Frellster]

great image! Season o Death. lol.

bunny!!!!! Dude!!! All that frelling fur! Angora sweaters all around!

I need to get stoned and look at those pics again.

[DentArthurDent]

actually if that first one had black fur instead, JOEY RAMONE!! Got that 'what're YOU lookin at, 'O hairless monkeyboy' attitude.

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

:spew: :spew: :spew: :spew: :spew:
OMG....funny pic SOD!!!

[who45]

Originally posted by SeasonOfDeath
Strange hare-do! :rollin: :rollin:

[JadedLegend3]

Great pic, SoD!!!


I have seen some furry rabbits in my day, but these, they take the cake! LOL


Jacqui :love:

[ilianexsi]

Here's what happens if you get close enough to try and pet them.

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by ilianexsi
Here's what happens if you get close enough to try and pet them.
That's the best pic yet!!!:rollin::rollin::rollin:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Aaaaaw ilianexsi....coffee ALL over the monitor and keyboard !!! :spew: :spew: :spew:

Very, very funny pic!!!:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[Digger]

Originally posted by ilianexsi
Here's what happens if you get close enough to try and pet them. Run away!!! Run away!!!!
Get me the Holy Hand Granade!

[witchdoctor]

Originally posted by Digger
Run away!!! Run away!!!!
Get me the Holy Hand Granade!

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
",,,and two shall not be the number of thy counting, excepting that thou goes on to three,,,"

(My apologies to anyone that knows the words exactly, this is just from memory.)

[AgentSun]

ack! ack! ack! what kind of furry atrocity is this?! this is hilarious stuff. they're cute but dude...too fluffy.

what happens when they walk? doesn't that just provoke some funny mental imagery? or when they hop...is it like the zoloft guy hopping? one big white ball hopping along the ground?

[fermicat]

Originally posted by Johnsgirl727
Yes, but shave them and be done with it. Why fluff them up and put them in a bunny show? They look so silly!

The cat show people still had a little free time left?

[talyn3]

after the pagent I hope they cut that hair. Can you imagine that rabbit in a cage with that mane. It would be all dirty and start to dred. Not to mention the dingleberrys it'd have to deal with. It'd be some nappy fur.

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by talyn3
after the pagent I hope they cut that hair. Can you imagine that rabbit in a cage with that mane. It would be all dirty and start to dred. Not to mention the dingleberrys it'd have to deal with. It'd be some nappy fur.
:roflmao: That's so nasty! Yuck!

[ilianexsi]

Maybe if you shaved all that fur, it'd be like that Bugs Bunny cartoon where somebody goes after that big, hairy red monster with clippers.... after the hair was gone, there was nothing left but sneakers. With these bunnies, maybe there'd be nothing left but the nose.

[Gelfling]

Hi I just thought I would shout out here.
I just wanted to let every one know a little bit about the bunnies.
I have raised Angoras before so I can attest to what they are like. Yes those are show rabbits but even ones that don't go to show are like that if taken care of properly. They are raised for their fiber like sheep. Thats where angora sweaters come from. They move around just fine. The fiber is so fluffy and fine that it doesn't hamper their movement. They don’t generally get dirty and they tend to poop just fine. You do have to brush them to keep the fiber from tangling and getting mats. They would then have problems with dirt and poop. They grow a full fleece like in the pictures four times a year. You know when it is time to get the fiber when you start to see some of it collecting in the pen. There are two ways to harvest it. You can wait until it starts to shed naturally and then you comb it out in big handfuls, or just before it sheds you can shave it off. Angoras are a lot of work to keep because of the brushing, and the ones in the pictures are the hardest of the different breeds of angoras because their fiber is the finest and mats easiest. I hope this “sheds” a little light on these bunnies.
:harvey: :harvey:

[grinner]

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Diania]

:fear:Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes.
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!

Run, Anya, Run!!!:fear:

[NYPinTA]

All that hair is to hid their big nasty teeth....

[JadedLegend3]

They remind me of the book I had to read in 2nd grade..."Bunicula" (not sure about the spelling.). I believe it was about vampire rabbits, although, the title could be used for some sort of *adult* movie....


Jacqui :love:

[trubador]

Originally posted by Gelfling
Yes those are show rabbits but even ones that don't go to show are like that if taken care of properly........They grow a full fleece like in the pictures four times a year.....

FOUR TIMES A YEAR?!?!? YIKES!!!

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by trubador
FOUR TIMES A YEAR?!?!? YIKES!!!


That's some serious hair growing power, right there!


Jacqui :love:

[mgraylorn]

That's what I love about this place, even a thread that starts out with really strange pictures ends up being educational somewhere along the way. Thanks Gelfling for the info. (I can't help it, I'm a nerd, I like to find out about everything. My Dad used to read the encyclopedia during dinner if some question came up.)

[Milaya]

Nice to find this thread even it's so long ago started.I tried to breed angora's and do yarn, but it was too much work.They're good as food too, but not as pets.

[BrowderChick]

Food? :hork:

[fiona-maria]

You have got to be kidding.

Talk about fuzzy slippers....*yikes*

Ye gods, they don't even look like bunnies. They look like...pompoms.

[Col.Batguano]

the jokes about the rabbit from "MP & the Holy Grail" are quite accurate.
my best friend razes them for wool for knitting, - nasty tempered little b@$#@rD$.

[zahncrelnik]

mmmm, hosenphefer

oops, did I say that out loud?
I don't mean to offend anyone....
haven't eaten any hosenphefer in
many many years, it can remain a
memory


all that fluffy fur isn't very appealing is it...

[fiona-maria]

Actually, you know what it reminds me of? Those dogs and cats that have been bred to have no hair at all. It is a perversion of the genetic code in the same way. Anti-survival.

Those bunnies can't see, can't hear, can't run. *wierd*

[BrowderChick]

This was just told to me.



A bear and a rabbit and taking a dump in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
"No" replies the rabbit.
So the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit.

[zahncrelnik]

This was just told to me.

A bear and a rabbit and taking a dump in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
"No" replies the rabbit.
So the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit.

:spew: