maybe it was a bad thing?

[brokendj23]

I can finally say with certainty that after months of trying to scape my girlfriend, I have finally succeeded, which I woulda thought was a good thing...but now all I hear is 'how cute john is' and 'why don't u kiss me the way john kisses aeryn?'... What kind of monster have I created?! (i am of course writing this completely tongue in cheek)

[Selena]

Why don't you kiss her the way John kisses Aeryn??? Every woman ought to get kissed like that occassionally. John makes a seduction out of a simple kiss ... :love: ... no wonder Francesca misses John Crichton ... I bet she askes Ben why he doesn't kiss her like John kisses Aeryn ... :rollin:

[brokendj23]

lol

[RydraWong]

You seem to have missed the obvious reply: "Gee, honey, we'll just have to re-watch all those eps again so I can study up" :D.

And hey, Aeryn doesn't do too bad a job of kissing John ... :).

[Shipscat]

Yeah, what Selena said..

I'm with the girlfriend..learn to kiss her like John kisses Aeryn!

[Judith]

Originally posted by Shipscat
Yeah, what Selena said..

I'm with the girlfriend..learn to kiss her like John kisses Aeryn!

Yeah, watcha doing wrong buddy?

:D

[Rouver]

What is WRONG with you people?

Hmm...not sure if I could take being a frequent visitor to these boards.

[Judith]

Originally posted by Rouver
What is WRONG with you people?



I don't know...maybe it's because we were banished to the desert where we bore twins, and had a gecko company!

Oh...wait...

that's Rapunzel.

[recklesshumor]

What's wrong with us?! Well, obviously we are totally Farscape-deprived zealots who should be summarily drawn and quartered!!

Other than that, nothing really.

[Judith]

Originally posted by recklesshumor
What's wrong with us?! Well, obviously we are totally Farscape-deprived zealots who should be summarily drawn and quartered!!



Quartered, but not drawn! We're not that depraved!

By the way...every time I get close to the end of the semester, I get this incoherent. It's always gotten better once the semester's over, but I promise nothing this time.

[recklesshumor]

I was going to let the gecko thing slide, Judith, but now that you mention it ...

[Judith]

Originally posted by recklesshumor
I was going to let the gecko thing slide, Judith, but now that you mention it ...

It's a line from Into the Woods.

Don't know why it's in my head today. I've got Into the Woods, sk8ter boi, and "Tally me banana" all playing simultaneously in my head.

[Selena]

Wow :eek: I think there might be a cure for what ails you JS but you'll have to go to the Ice Planet medical facility to get it.



So please tell us brokendj23 why don't you kiss your girlfriend like John kisses Aeryn ... you've got us all intrigued now.

[Judith]

Instead of being "effectively dead" can't I just be "effectively sleeping"?

Maybe I am.

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by Judith_Shakespeare
It's a line from Into the Woods.

Don't know why it's in my head today. I've got Into the Woods, sk8ter boi, and "Tally me banana" all playing simultaneously in my head.

Thanks for the "Tally me banana" mention...now it's rattling around in my head!!!

How is Napleon III ever going to rebuild Paris with that song playing in the background? It's going to look like Margaritaville instead of the City of Light!!!

PS-I'm trying to write a paper on Nap III's rebuilding of Paris...just so we're all on the same...erm...page...

Jacqui :love:

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by Judith_Shakespeare
Yeah, watcha doing wrong buddy?

:D

Seriously!!!! :P


We love you anyway...even if you do gotta master them techniques! LOL


Jacqui :love:

[Selena]

:book:I think you're missing an :pi: o in there somewhere JadedLegend3.

[Judith]

Originally posted by JadedLegend3
Thanks for the "Tally me banana" mention...now it's rattling around in my head!!!



I seem to have that power. The other day I put "superfreak" in fermicat's head.

[recklesshumor]

And I thought I was strange! Wait a moment.... I am strange. That must mean that all of this musical production and Napoleon talk is normal!! I need treatment .... seriously.

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by Selena
:book:I think you're missing an :pi: o in there somewhere JadedLegend3.

Yup, it would seem so! LOL


Originally posted by Judith_Shakespeare
I seem to have that power. The other day I put "superfreak" in fermicat's head.


Great, cause that was helpful! :P


Jacqui :love:

[Judith]

I do what I can.

Oh, we hijacked the poor guy's thread.

to summarize...

Kiss like John!

lalala....tally me banana!

Kiss like John!

[recklesshumor]

Nah. Don't kiss like John. Kiss with your own style, but kiss like you mean it. You can't lose with that approach. Unless you have breath that would slay a budong.

[brokendj23]

alright u guys, she's going by the way he kisses her at the beginning of (crap- brainfart!) the one with aeryns mother, where it opens with them in bed...I think we can all agree he doesn't kiss her quite the same way in any other ep...Besides, i was trying to master the lookin good in black leather thing first :)

[Selena]

budong breath :roflmao: that was my ex ... there's no tactful way of telling a guy that they have bad breath.

[Judith]

Originally posted by brokendj23
alright u guys, she's going by the way he kisses her at the beginning of (crap- brainfart!) the one with aeryns mother, where it opens with them in bed...I think we can all agree he doesn't kiss her quite the same way in any other ep...Besides, i was trying to master the lookin good in black leather thing first :)

Relativity

I can't remember the beginning of the ep though.

But if that's the only time...

Just tell her you're more of a "Moya" John than a "Talyn" John.

[mfa96]

Just a question but.... does she kiss like Aeryn? Maybe if she kissed like Aeryn, you'd kiss more like John.

(sorry- someone had to stick up for him.....)

[brokendj23]

just as long as it's not cream colored iasa suit john.

[brokendj23]

Just a question but.... does she kiss like Aeryn? Maybe if she kissed like Aeryn, you'd kiss more like John.

Nah, way less tongue lol

[Selena]

Originally posted by brokendj23
alright u guys, she's going by the way he kisses her at the beginning of (crap- brainfart!) the one with aeryns mother, where it opens with them in bed...I think we can all agree he doesn't kiss her quite the same way in any other ep...Besides, i was trying to master the lookin good in black leather thing first :)

Hey man if you have the bod you don't have to work at looking good in black leather it just comes with the territory.
As for the kissing ... have you checked out episodes like
LATP (1,2&3) there are a couple of scintillating kisses in those eps plus Crichton's famous line ... "Hey ... I was lips you were tongue!"

Those kisses were pretty hot even with the other ladies John kissed.

[B Sharp]

I have no idea what all this musical production stuff is about (although that damn talleymanbanana song is now driving me crazy)- but maybe a kiss-ability poll is needed right now.

just a thought. wait, I take that back.

what we need is a game that involves kissing. yeah, that's what's needed- not near enough kissing or games going on right now.

speaking of that bananaboat song, now you made me go and get the lyrics so it could be played properly in my head (rather than just having "day-o, dayeya-O" continually cycle through my brain...so I now feel the need to share:

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink of rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till de morning come
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Beautiful bunch of ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day,

[Judith]

I only had this part in my head:

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

But now that you posted the lyrics, at least I have more variety.

[Hmpf]

LOL - you really should study up. It's a better reason than most to re-watch the show! ;-)

[JadedLegend3]

AHHH! B Sharp!!! You are a horrible person!!!! (Said with love!)


Jacqui :love:

[fiona-maria]

Kiss her like you are dying, and this is the last time you will ever kiss her.

Kiss her like you are looking at spending the next 80 arns as a statue, and everyone you know will be long dead and gone.

Kiss her like she is the guiding star in your sky.

Fiona

[Judith]

Kiss her like she's a cold blooded alien.

[JrMissToughChick]

Kiss her like you she's having your baby you just propposed and a Frelling Aliens about to ruin your day!

Sorry I had to add that one it was a good Kiss.

Much Love,
~JrMTC~

[brokendj23]

Kiss her like you she's having your baby you just propposed and a Frelling Aliens about to ruin your day!

actually- she did have my baby, which also makes me mention, Fiona- excellent name, same one we named our daughter!

[B Sharp]

Originally posted by JadedLegend3
AHHH! B Sharp!!! You are a horrible person!!!! (Said with love!)
Jacqui :love:


Day, me say day, me say day, me say day,
love you too, Jacqui. :love2:

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by B Sharp
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day,
love you too, Jacqui. :love2:


Grrrr. heheheh

It's good to have completely annoying, distracting friends! :ewink:

Now all I need is for stellar to come around and get into a "Moby Dick" quote war with me again! LOL

Someone tell me to go write my paper!!! :whip:


Jacqui :love:

[brokendj23]

uh oh...she's seen the site now, uh oh, shes gonna register...uh oh...shes found the uncharted territories...baby I love u!

[B Sharp]

"Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to writing my paper.

[JrMissToughChick]

Amen, B sharp

Much Love,
~JrMTC~

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by B Sharp
"Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to writing my paper.


That was not addressed to me, was it, my dear friend??? hehehe
I'm writing! I'm writing! I got the intro done...it's over a page...that's good, right? LOL

Jacqui :love:

[Judith]

Originally posted by brokendj23
actually- she did have my baby, which also makes me mention, Fiona- excellent name, same one we named our daughter!

Awwwww...that's cute.

[Judith]

Originally posted by brokendj23
uh oh...she's seen the site now, uh oh, shes gonna register...uh oh...shes found the uncharted territories...baby I love u!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by brokendj23
uh oh...she's seen the site now, uh oh, shes gonna register...uh oh...shes found the uncharted territories...baby I love u!


Go get her, scapers!!! Make her feel the scaper love! Even if her man can't kiss like John! hehehe sorry brokendj23, couldn't resist!!!


And Judith_Shakespeare is right, that's a cute name! Nice going to our Fiona's parents, too! There aren't many Fiona's out there.


Jacqui :love:

[thecrazykind]

Rotfl!!!! :rollin: You people are hilarious. I don't think I'm ever going to recover from reading this thread. And now I have the banana boat song stuck in my head!! I didn't even know what all of you were talking about until "somebody" (B Sharp!!) posted the oh so lovely lyrics. ;) And then I read the word rum and I thought of PotC! My poor brain had a memory chain reaction. I have so much going on inside my head right now!! :bawl:

hehe...:D

-Liz

[StarsGoBlue]

Hee... it's nice to see that today's insanity is evenly spread throughout various threads.

Another random thread hijacking... *plaintively* is there nowhere safe????


*****Stars :rollin:

[JadedLegend3]

:innocent:

As Shaggy said, it wasn't me. :P


Jacqui :love:

[beatnikcat03]

well , hello ladies and gents' .... the farscape crew..... my name is nichole and i am mr.brokend djs girlfriend ,. i would like to say thanx for so much for all the support throughout this thread . this is no one other than his ownfault by getting me involved in the first place. he broought this on himself . so.. until he kisses me like john , hell never hear the end of it! i still love ya babe
the cat ~nicque

[UTChick]

Thanks B-Sharp:D :rollin: - now I have to go bed with not only that tune in my head, but now I have the lyrics, too!!:whip: Bad B-Sharp! ;)

& yes, this thread has been terminally hijacked!!

[brokendj23]

now i'll have to watch what i say all the time...but hey at least this is a true scaper convert story!

[UTChick]

Hey, one more down - how many to go??!!

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Originally posted by B Sharp
I have no idea what all this musical production stuff is about (although that damn talleymanbanana song is now driving me crazy)- but maybe a kiss-ability poll is needed right now.

just a thought. wait, I take that back.

what we need is a game that involves kissing. yeah, that's what's needed- not near enough kissing or games going on right now.

speaking of that bananaboat song, now you made me go and get the lyrics so it could be played properly in my head (rather than just having "day-o, dayeya-O" continually cycle through my brain...so I now feel the need to share:

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink of rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till de morning come
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Beautiful bunch of ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day,

BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
(one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen in a movie)
I'll probably go to bed singing it! :bawl: :bonk:

Oooops...where's my manners! Welcome to FMD! :hi:

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by I-am-so-Johns-girl
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
(one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen in a movie)
I'll probably go to bed singing it! :bawl: :bonk:

Oooops...where's my manners! Welcome to FMD! :hi:


Aww, that was when Winona Ryder was cute! Back before her...thrifty (shall we say) shopping habits emerged! LOL


Welcome, beatnikcat03! Beautiful name for your daughter, as we've discussed!

Don't worry...we're all sane here! :ewink:


Jacqui :love:

[Judith]

Originally posted by beatnikcat03
well , hello ladies and gents' .... the farscape crew..... my name is nichole and i am mr.brokend djs girlfriend ,. i would like to say thanx for so much for all the support throughout this thread . this is no one other than his ownfault by getting me involved in the first place. he broought this on himself . so.. until he kisses me like john , hell never hear the end of it! i still love ya babe
the cat ~nicque

That is hilarious.

Welcome Nichole.

[RescueFarscape]

Welcome Nichole!! :hi:

[trubador]

Yah can't sing the banana boat song without bananas!!!

:banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana:

[Frunium Slip]

Frell, first the song, and now dancing bananas. Better not be no copying of the bananas, don't make me call a mod and have 'em moderate you... :whip: (first post of a smilie since the banana incident, I was scarred, scarred I tell you...)

[trubador]

No... there has been no coupling of the bananas, I swear.

[JrMissToughChick]

welcome to FMD beatnikcat03


Much Love,
~JrMTC~

[Frunium Slip]

No Senator I do not recall those events, and I repeat, I did not have sex with that banana. Oh, that, well, define is...

[trubador]

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

[B Sharp]

Originally posted by thecrazykind
Rotfl!!!! :rollin: You people are hilarious. I don't think I'm ever going to recover from reading this thread. And now I have the banana boat song stuck in my head!! I didn't even know what all of you were talking about until "somebody" (B Sharp!!) posted the oh so lovely lyrics. ;) And then I read the word rum and I thought of PotC! My poor brain had a memory chain reaction. I have so much going on inside my head right now!! :bawl:

hehe...:D

-Liz

Hey, wait just a sec! I never ever would put a song into someone's head, it's just not a power I have. Unlike others around here. But speaking of that song, I just can't get it out of my head! boy, where's one of those weird news posts from grinner when you need one.... gotta get this song outa my head! must be time for a visit to the dr. (not Doctor) on the Ice planet...

[thecrazykind]

Originally posted by B Sharp
Hey, wait just a sec! I never ever would put a song into someone's head, it's just not a power I have. Unlike others around here.

Oh suurreee.... ;) j/k Anyways, I find it helpful to listen to the song over and over and over and over again. It just kind of leeches it out of my brain. But that's just me. :D

-Liz

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Frell, first the song, and now dancing bananas. Better not be no copying of the bananas, don't make me call a mod and have 'em moderate you... :whip: (first post of a smilie since the banana incident, I was scarred, scarred I tell you...)

Get a cable modem....dem bananas don't bother it! :D :rollin: :D ;)

[Selena]

Originally posted by trubador
Yah can't sing the banana boat song without bananas!!!

:banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana: :banana: :bluenana:

I was just thinking the same thing ... great minds and all that :aok:

[recklesshumor]

Okay ... It's time to lay the Bananas to rest ... How about a change of pace?

Picture yourself on a boat on a river
With tangerine trees ... and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
The girl with kaLEIdescope eeeeyes.

Lucy in the Skyyyy with Diamonds!

[brokendj23]

lucy in the sky with diamonds isnt NEARLY annoying enough....how about..."dont worry be happy<insert whistling here> HAHAHA YOUR MOVE NOW!

[fiona-maria]

Hi, beatnikcat03. Glad to see you here. And welcome to the wacky world of Scaping.*grin*

Fiona is not a name encountered very often in the US. though it is very common (almost as common as Jane), in the UK. It is an ancient Scots name (though the Irish have a version, Fionnula), and means "the fair one" or "fair of face."

I moved here in 1972, and since then I have met perhaps 4 other American Fionas.*grin*

reckless humor, I still have talley my bananas in my head. Lucy didn't work.*laugh* Sorry.

Fiona

[recklesshumor]

reckless humor, I still have talley my bananas in my head. Lucy didn't work.*laugh* Sorry.

Damn! How about the theme to The Jeffersons? Well, we're movin' on up!

[brokendj23]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE, CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE? If anyone is going to have songs going over and over in their heads, especially tv themes, it should at least be: "my name is john crichton, an astronaut..." Lets try to stay focused shall we?:whip: :whip:

[Selena]

What about ...
:innocent: :tunes:
This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friend
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll go on singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friend
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll go on singing it forever because
This is the song that never ends...:tunes:

(Repeat until people start throwing things at you)

[Judith]

I have the Green Acres song in my head. But I never watched the show, and I only know the words to the first two lines.

[brokendj23]

"save farscape is the place for me
save farscape drives me nutty!"

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by Judith_Shakespeare
I have the Green Acres song in my head. But I never watched the show, and I only know the words to the first two lines.

I have something very sad to say. I went to a very rural high school at which I was a cheerleader for two years (please don't hate me for that!!!). At one point for a pep rally, we did a cheer dance to the Green Acres theme song.

On a related subject, my friend taught me this great song...

B-O-B, B-O-B, spelled backwards is B-O-B,
With a B and an O and a B on the end,
It's spells "Bob" from either end.


Jacqui :love:

[stellar]

Cheerleader?

Did you "bring it"?

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by stellar
Cheerleader?

Did you "bring it"?


Oh I brought it, baby! ;)


Jacqui :love:

[brokendj23]

I was a cheerleader for two years (please don't hate me for that!!!).
when i met nichole she was a cheerleader, cheerleaders are good people too... once they've been put in the aurora chair, nebari mind cleansed and properly scaped!

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

:signlol:

[beatnikcat03]

hey everyone ,
thanx everyone for the warm welcome . fionas a phatty name and thats why my daughter is named that. yup i was a cheerleader once upon a time , not all of them are nice alot are snobby. buti just wrote in to thank the scaper welcome i got.

the :kitty:
~ nicque

[JrMissToughChick]

You are welcome, and Fiona Is a pretty cool name.

Much Love,
~JrMTC~