Haikus! They take the pain away...

[Digger]

check this (http://random-squeegee.com/2004/05/ten-years-gone_25.html) story out.

Holy crap g_s!
That's one hell of a story.
Now where is the rest!

Even skinny geeks
Can sometimes win a fair hand
Some girls see with heart.

[generic_screenname]

I don't need closure anymore. I have a girl who I actually know loves me. It removes all that guessing crap. I don't like getting all mushy, but it feels great to love someone and have them love you back.

Anyway, I can't think about her without thinking about my grandfather and vice versa. I somehow managed to link two of the most painful moments of my life.

I know I should have explained all that in haiku, but this is my thread so I can do whatever I want.

[trinamick]

g_s breaks the rules
tells his tale with no haiku
It's off to the stocks! :whip:

Trina tells her woes
with the skill of a poet
hopped up on speed, man!

Lawyer next door smokes
Now I smell like cigarettes
I'm a walking bar

[generic_screenname]

can't think of come back
am I losing my talent?
did I ever have






it?

[trinamick]

A one-hit wonder?
Sheik McNuggets his best hit
Where is g_s now?

[Clarsax]

This thread has survived
Many hijacking posters
Who forget haikus

[generic_screenname]

hey I can't hijack
the thread I created
I can bend the rules

[DRD2001]

hey I can't hijack
I thread I created
I can bend the rules
What kind of English
"I thread I created"
Bad grammer, just bad

[generic_screenname]

me good at english
me am best righter in skool
you are a poo head

[trinamick]

Hell has froze over
Or at least it's snowing here
We're just north of hell

[NYPinTA]

I have no haiku
the haiku spirit is gone...
five more syllables

[La Bomba]

Sending to NY
Haiku Restoration vibes
The healing begins:meditate:

[NYPinTA]

My shoes are ugly
I need Stacey and Clinton
to make me over.

I hate end of year
I keep getting paper cuts
on cardboard boxes

Wow! Look how fast those healing vibes worked! Now I need 'haikus that don't suck' vibes. :lol

[La Bomba]

Sorry, can't help there
My haiku's are defined by
Their pure suckiness :D

[generic_screenname]

eating casserole
picking out all of the corn
don't like vegitables

[Digger]

I like to haiku
whether bad or whether good
it is all the same

haiku can be bad
there is no question that's true
it's the thought that counts

[trinamick]

Yellow snow's fallen
Looks like lemon Dippin' Dots
But it tastes like pee

[NYPinTA]

vegitables

vegitables? Really? ;)

[generic_screenname]

Hey look everyone! It's the Queen of Spelling Stuff Right. Or just Spelling. Queen of Spelling will do.

[NYPinTA]

I don't much care about the spelling, but your misspelling adds a syllable... and that is bad.
I like being Queen... :D Can I borrow your tiara?

[generic_screenname]

It's a crown! And this is a kilt!

[NYPinTA]

I didn't ask to borrow you clothes! And why are you wearing a skirt, er, I mean kilt??

[generic_screenname]

Cloths? Ha! Now I'm the Queen of Spelling. I mean King. King!

[NYPinTA]

You're delusional. :innocent:

[trinamick]

It's a crown! And this is a kilt!

g_s wears a kilt
There's just one thing wrong with it
I have the same skirt! :eek:

[trinamick]

Millions of pictures
of pretty little fishies
make my own head swim

[La Bomba]

g_s wears a kilt
There's just one thing wrong with it
I have the same skirt! :eek:

:spew:

I wake up happy.
Open up the curtains. Snow.
I go back to bed.

[Clarsax]

It's not a good day
Too many euthanasias,
My favorite rabbit.

Animal shelters
Are not easy to work at.
At least some went home.

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

It's not a good day
Too many euthanasias,
My favorite rabbit.

Animal shelters
Are not easy to work at.
At least some went home.
That is a very sad haiku....it made me very sad reading it. :cry2:

[trinamick]

Old man crapped his pants
while sitting in my office
We need plastic chairs

[trinamick]

Spandex and moon boots
One sexy combination
Mama wants a date

[trinamick]

Lamb in a blue cap
sits on my desk with cloth legs
and big blue clown shoes


It's some freaky porcelain thing the lady I work with brought me. She said it reminded her of me...:eh: Must be the baseball cap. Either that, or I look like a farm animal.

[La Bomba]

Trin reminds me of
a llama I once met, but
just around the eyes.

[trinamick]

I've always thought I
looked more like an alpaca
without the long neck :D

[generic_screenname]

updated webpage
so far every other day
when will I slip up?

[NYPinTA]

when the boogyman
is successfull in taking
your soul into hell.

[trinamick]

:gasp: :lol

[generic_screenname]

tiny useless arms
try in vain to stop spirits
woke up with wet sheets.

That last part didn't happen, but it was five syllables.

[NYPinTA]

woke up with wet sheets.



IMO, that's a whole different problem....

[trinamick]

g_s has wet sheets
but blames them on his girlfriend
Denial is sad

[La Bomba]

when the boogyman
is successfull in taking
your soul into hell.
:eek: :rollin:

shapeless and pale white
the boogeyman stalks g_s
waits to eat his soul

[Clarsax]

What a cute monster!
It would make quite a fun pet.
I want one! How much?

[La Bomba]

Shelly's not for sale!
Made by Abb for one purpose:
g_s bed-wetting

[trinamick]

Ev'rywhere I turn
so many ugly people
Stop the bad breeding!

[kechara420]

Started a new job
Lots of time for FMD
Work here is boring

[generic_screenname]

you can check my blog
pictures from this past Christmas
I just now posted

[NYPinTA]

Already saw them
Ansel Adams you are not ;)
Yours are in color

See there, I was gonna go straigt for a putdown, but for some reason just couldn't.

[generic_screenname]

did you see I also put a link to the Cowbell skit video? That was more work than I thought it would be.

And how could you go for the putdown when that adorable little girl is in the pictures? Of course, she gets a lot less adorable when you tell her she has to go to bed...

[NYPinTA]

I saw you added the link. But I don't like being told what to do. ;)

[generic_screenname]

well played.

[NYPinTA]

:lol er I mean, mwuhahahahaha.

[generic_screenname]

hey, wait, isn't that what I wrote about the other day? Oh, you're good. Or I'm slow. But I prefer to think that you're good.

[NYPinTA]

hey, wait, isn't that what I wrote about the other day? Oh, you're good. Or I'm slow. But I prefer to think that you're good.


Just quoting this so you can't delete it later. :D

Edit: Oh! Could you admit that I am good and you are slow in haiku? That would rock. Well, kinda rock.

[generic_screenname]

Edit: Oh! Could you admit that I am good and you are slow in haiku?
No. :D

[NYPinTA]

:ppbb:

[La Bomba]

Winter Wonderland
A term that dumb people use
to describe this hell

[La Bomba]

Blogs remind me of
that one kid who always yelled
"Look at me!" in class.

Present company excluded, of course.:D

[trinamick]

Tears are raining hard :cry2:
LB offended my blog
It put its hand down :D

[NYPinTA]

30 degrees out
it's a frelling heat wave, yeah :rolleyes:
man, I miss summer

my car is dirty
hasn't seen water for weeks
a salt crystal hull...

[NYPinTA]

someone needs a blog
or maybe he needs a hug?
too bad I'm fresh out

[La Bomba]

Alright, you got me.
Suffering a serious
case of blog envy. :O

[trinamick]

Blog envy can kill
if combined with drugs and booze
or perhaps a gun

[NYPinTA]

I'm kinda thinkin
anything is dangerous
with drugs, booze, and gun... :eh: :lol

[trinamick]

:D

[La Bomba]

You people are such
squares and fraidy cats. There's no
danger. >>>BLAM<<< ...medic... :thud:

[trinamick]

:spew:

[NYPinTA]

Who you calling square?!
My avatar might be square
and...oh...it's a cat...

[Lord Loser]

What's that dog doing
to my little dog Angel?
puppies in nine weeks...

[Clarsax]

Little dog angel
Flying puppies coming soon
Little feather wings

[trinamick]

Curiously matched
Rottweiler and Chihuahua
Love is in the air

[La Bomba]

Blues Clues. A great show
for kids. One more episode,
and I'll kill myself.

[Johnsgirl727]

Blues Clues. A great show
for kids. One more episode,
and I'll kill myself.

Sorry this isn't in haiku, but I sooooo been where you are!:hug:

[La Bomba]

Sorry this isn't in haiku, but I sooooo been where you are!:hug:
:yes:
:hug:

[trinamick]

Whistling and clapping
I call my one-eyed puppy
He falls down the stairs

[NYPinTA]

Ohhh! Why does he have only one eye?

[trinamick]

Kitty likes to use
puppy as a scratching post
Eyeballs are squishy

Before anyone starts feeling too bad, I don't own a dog. But my cat wishes I did. :D

[La Bomba]

BWAH!:rollin:

[La Bomba]

g_s is missing
Searching everywhere. Oh, Look!
Candy! Search on hold.

[Kurt_eh]

BSG Renewed
Battlestar and ragtag fleet
Fly for one more year

[trinamick]

Smell of rotting flesh
Permeates the office air
I'm going to gag

Sewer gases leak
Slowly killing my brain cells
It's not a tumor

[Clarsax]

trinamick is sick
The toilet's overflowing
Disease ridden fumes

[NYPinTA]

If you read that without reading trin's haiku.. some very scary imagery comes to mind.
:lol

[La Bomba]

Caught a winter cold
Sniff wheeze hack cough snort ah-choo!
I need a new head

[Selena]

Diseased LaBomba
Dripping nose and runny eyes,
Hope you get well soon

[La Bomba]

Thanks, Selena.:hug:

[Selena]

that was my first haiku :D

[trinamick]

Well done! :aok:

[NYPinTA]

that was my first haiku :D

:aok: I like the first line. :lol

[NYPinTA]

February blahs
are worse then December blues
I need chocolate...

My ear is throbing
It aches at random moments
driving me insane

Makes me remember
that scene in the Star Trek flick:
The wrath of Kahn. Ick.

[Selena]

Some random earaches
Are spinal subluxation
Get chiropractic

[NYPinTA]

Sublaxation? Sounds bad... :eek:
Pretty cool to work it into a haiku though! :aok: :lol

No, just my wisdom tooth. :pissed:

[kechara420]

His name is Brian
I'm nervous to talk to him
Want him to like me

[La Bomba]

NY's wisdom tooth
ain't at all wise. It's just a
big P in T A.

[NYPinTA]

:lol :aok:

[La Bomba]

His name is Brian
I'm nervous to talk to him
Want him to like me

With such a cute blue
bottom, how can this Brian
possibly resist?;)

[kechara420]

With such a cute blue
bottom, how can this Brian
possibly resist?;)LB you're too kind
I guess you have a good point
Who wouldn't love me? :D

[Selena]

Hope Brian won't see
A blue butt on the first date.
He might run away.

[kechara420]

Hope Brian won't see
A blue butt on the first date.
He might run away.:ppbb:

He won't see a thing
I'm not that kind of jirl!
He might get a kiss ;)

[kechara420]

Talked for two hours
He's smart and funny and nice
We'll chat again soon

[NYPinTA]

sniffing the marker
gotta pass the time somehow
oh look... the colors...

Got a contact high
from our office supplies
now I can't stop smiling...

[trinamick]

Office drug addict
Found with marker on her face
"I'm innocent, man!"

Hires a lawyer
Pleads Not Guilty to the charges
Insanity plea :D

[kechara420]

I'm really bored too
But I don't have a marker
Will you loan me one?

[NYPinTA]

Sure! I'll spread the joy
nothing beats a marker high!
'cept maybe candy...

:lol

It's Rod Stewarts fault!
He just wouldn't stop singing
he drove me insane...

[Lord Loser]

Driving you insane
is a trip that for you is
just around the bend

[Nhoj]

Just around the bend
Is a road often traveled
By those not quite right

[NYPinTA]

Driving you insane
is a trip that for you is
just around the bend


Would you be my guide
when I reach insanity?
you've been there so long...

[Lord Loser]

Would I be your guide
when you reach insanity?
see you on Tuesday

insanity is
far underrated you see
go ask trinamick

[kechara420]

M'Lord is crazy?
Does that mean his luv for me
Is insanity? :(

[Lord Loser]

Luv? Insanity?
it is possible, but I
got to see your pic. :spin:

[kechara420]

And, as with all men
It's about a pretty face
I am more than that!

[Lord Loser]

not got as in need
to see a pic of Miss K
rather, have seen it.

[kechara420]

No fair! That's cheating!
You snuck and took a look-see!
Now where is YOUR pic?

[Lord Loser]

You accuse me of
cheating? All clues were around
one needs just to look.

[scrape_medic]

LL writes Haiku
I should travel more often
great to return to

[Lord Loser]

renaissance man if
ever there was one around
this joint called O T

[kechara420]

You accuse me of
cheating? All clues were around
one needs just to look.
Search three thousand posts?
You must be mad; there's no way.
Give me a clue, please? ;)

[Lord Loser]

Three thousand posts you
say? I'll narrow it down then.
It's in Tables, luv.

[Selena]

Tried to read this thread :no:
can't work out what's going on.
But that's nothing new!

[kechara420]

Three thousand posts you
say? I'll narrow it down then.
It's in Tables, luv.Now not THREE thousand
But ELEVEN thousand posts
Thanks for the help, Lord :rolleyes:

[kechara420]

Tried to read this thread :no:
can't work out what's going on.
But that's nothing new!He went and peeked at
My pic online but now won't
Share his pic with me :(

[Lord Loser]

a lady in need
should always be offered help
glad I could help you :P

[kechara420]

Why do I bother?
You are evil incarnate!
Why can't I resist?

[Selena]

Just made my "club" card!
my card exchange is now set
Watch out you mortals :D

[kechara420]

Where's M'Lord hiding
Hasn't been online all day
Come on out and play ;)

[La Bomba]

Does anyone else
hear all that heavy breathing
coming from this thread?

[kechara420]

Heavy breathing? No
Maybe your hearing is bad
That happens with age :P

[Lord Loser]

Where's M'Lord hiding
Hasn't been online all day
Come on out and play ;)All play and no work
would have been a lot funner
than changing lug bolts

[kechara420]

Get a job like mine
Getting paid to play is good
Phone doesn't ring much

[trinamick]

One-armed man in tree
Falls twenty feet to his death
Oops, I waved at him

[kechara420]

trin, that's just ... wrong :lol

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

trin, that's just ... wrong :lol
:spew:
Really, really wrong. :P

[trinamick]

Terribly sorry. :D

[kechara420]

Sorry? Not hardly
More like crazy and twisted
We all know the truth :lol

[trinamick]

Crazy? Twisted? Nah!
I prefer to use the term
Morally challenged :D

[NYPinTA]

One-armed man in tree
Falls twenty feet to his death
Oops, I waved at him

:spew: :lol

[NYPinTA]

Crazy? Twisted? Nah!
I prefer to use the term
Morally challenged :D

And what was he?
'Appendagely challenged'
till he hit the ground...

oh boy. :g2f:

[kechara420]

And then he was toast
Or at least a big pile
Of strawberry jam

[NYPinTA]

:lol

[trinamick]

:rollin:

[NYPinTA]

Strawberry jam man
just wanted to see the sights
now, he sees the ground.

[trinamick]

:lol

Twisted flesh pile
is all that is left of him...
and a prosthetic

[kechara420]

gooey and mushy
no, it's not a pretty sight
not yummy either

[kechara420]

Sleepy this morning
And the phones won't stop ringing
Not in a good mood

[NYPinTA]

"go go gadget arm"
guess it didn't work for him. :dunno:
warrenty ran out...

Sleepy this morning
And the phones won't stop ringing
Not in a good mood

:hug:

Phones suck. Just saying.

I'm tired this morn'
dreamt I 'swam' a marathon
dreams never make sense... :rolleyes:

[kechara420]

My dreams weren't so bad
There was a guy, he was cute
Had a nice butt, too :D

[kechara420]

"go go gadget arm"
guess it didn't work for him. :dunno:
warrenty ran out...:rollin:

That always happens
Stuff craps out just as soon as
There's no warrantee

[Lord Loser]

lovely ladies are
sleepy? Dreams and nightmares both
involved some butts?

[kechara420]

Butts in your nightmares?
I can make it all better
Sprinkles work magic

[Nhoj]

Beyond hope nothing
Covered in a cold dark shroud
Dreams flicker and die

[kechara420]

A small flame still burns
Lighting up a small corner
Of the endless night

[generic_screenname]

Herve Villechaize
Mr. Roarke's little buddy
Da Plane, boss, da plane

[kechara420]

Little Tattoo Man!
Everybody should have one.
I have one. Do you?

[trinamick]

I have no Tattoo
or any piercings either
Rebel with no clue

[kechara420]

I have three tattoos
Two dragons and some roses
No piercings for me

[NYPinTA]

no tattoos for me
guess I am not tough enough
needles wig me out.

[generic_screenname]

This isn't a haiku, but more of a mission statement:

I plan on having the same number of holes in my body when I leave this world as I did when I entered it.

[kechara420]

But where's the fun in that, g_s? Live a little :D ...

[generic_screenname]

I have plenty of fun, thank you very much.

[kechara420]

The sky is so blue
Just a few puffy white clouds
And lots of sunshine

[NYPinTA]

Where in the hell are you?? :lol

Snowy and still cold
winter will just not let go
like a bad house guest

eh...

[kechara420]

In South Florida
Sun and rain but never snow
That's why I live here

[trinamick]

Life in Nebraska
changes ev'ry few minutes
Don't like it? Just wait!

Sunny and windy
is the order for today
So much for my hair

[NYPinTA]

Can't post a comment
on anyones' blog today
Silence is golden?

[scrape_medic]

this can not be right
four users three twenty one
guests, hey! can't be ben?

[Nhoj]

Quietly tonight
A chill slips softly to bed
Ravin caws a name

[kechara420]

The sea roars darkly
My heart answers in silence
As I stand and cry

[kechara420]

Whispers on the wind
Words of love softly spoken
In the dark of night

[kechara420]

Where did it come from,
This pain in my soul? And why
Can't I stop my tears?

[BrowderChick]

:hug:

[trinamick]

Booger-eating kids
Make me want to go postal
Chew your snot at home

[NYPinTA]

Ewwwwwwwww. :lol And now I have this song in my head: 'Everyone's doin' it, doin' it. Pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it. They think it's funny but it'sssnot.'
:yuck:

[trinamick]

:lol Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it. :yuck:

[NYPinTA]

:rollin: Ick. Ick. Ick. :lol

[scrape_medic]

too much talk of snot
can't we discuss something nice
like birds and the bees

[La Bomba]

Birds are nice, but bees
have stingers. Watch out! They'll sting
the snot out of you.

[scrape_medic]

arrggh, no more snot please
okay, try this instead then
flowers and their scent

[trinamick]

Flowers make me sneeze
Guess what goes in the Kleenex?
I'll just let you guess :D

[scrape_medic]

coryza not good
making me feel icky now
try ben and jerrys

[Clarsax]

This thread long time gone
Pulled out of forgotten pits
It's good to be back.

[La Bomba]

Return of Haiku
All new and improved
Now with more mucus!

[trinamick]

I must have haiku
Couldn't let it rot away
in FMD depths

[scrape_medic]

quite glad to see this
aslong as no more talk of
nasal discharge, yuk

[fiona-maria]

Hmm. This is offensive and abusive behaviour on Joe's part. Maybe he is acting in ignorance of what he is doing, or maybe not. His intent is irrelevant. The effect is that your workplace is toxic, a dreadful experience, stressful and frustrating for you and the other men who work there. I am sorry you have to deal with this. It is time to get pro-active.

Unasked advice: go to your co-workers. Enroll the others in someone being the spokesperson - maybe you yourself - and going to the boss to state your concerns (action in concert has a huge impact. If you get the other men who work there to support you, you have a lot of power).

Then go to the boss and express these concerns about Joe's behaviour - but state it as concern for clients, not yourself. Tell him how you are worried that Joe's mouth will adversely affect business, particularly where female clients are involved. Say how a female client hasn't heard Joe talking bad about them - yet - but you fear it is only a matter of time before one of them overhears the nastiness (and make no mistake, it is nastiness). Mention how everyone's productivity is negatively affected by Joe's mouth. You can also say that even though the other people in the office are male, that Joe's sexist/porn remarks are making it uncomfortable to work around him.

Then, say how you and the other guys don't know what to do about Joe, and that you haven't said anything to your boss before because you guys were hoping that Joe would take the hints you guys have been giving him for 2 years, but he hasn't. Then ask for advice in how to deal with him. By asking for advice, you place the responsibility for dealing with the situation in the boss's hands, without actually saying "this is a mess and you get to deal with it."

When you talk about Joe, don't be angry about it, or get mean or rude about him. Be regretful, express compassion for the man, and frame it all as a commitment to your workplace and the people you work with, as well as your clients.

You can make a difference. Just be willing to stick your neck, and speak truth. Good luck.

[Clarsax]

Always with the Joe
Don't the Joes of the world learn?
Obviously not.

[La Bomba]

It would seem to me
Fiona doesn't know Joe.
And should be thankful.:D

[Clarsax]

Thankful all are those
Who never had to meet Joe
Or a Joesina

[La Bomba]

Home with my daughter
and getting yelled at 'cause I
don't play Barbies right.:rolleyes:

[trinamick]

Don't tell me about
explosive diarrhea
go to a doctor

[trinamick]

Home with my daughter
and getting yelled at 'cause I
don't play Barbies right.:rolleyes:

LB don't know jack
about the life of Barbie
She's with Skipper now

Ken's butt is in jail
Sold her car for crack money
and her clothes for pot

Hell hath no fury
like a naked woman scorned
and without a car

[La Bomba]

:eek: I had no idea.

[trinamick]

Glad I could help.

[La Bomba]

Hell hath no fury
like a naked woman scorned
and without a car
I need to put this on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker or something.:lol

[trinamick]

Lil' birdies chirping
while crapping on my windshield
You're dead meat, robins

[La Bomba]

:sing:Mister Bluebird's on
trin's shoulder!...OH MY GOD, she's
bitten it's head off!:eek:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

I couldn't find the original "We hate Joe" thread (I'm very lazy)...so I decided to post this here. I am encouraging g_s to print this out and post it at work. :aok: Oh, and anyone else can post it at their work too! ;)



Every office has at least one jerk, pest or loudmouth who drives the rest of the workers crazy. Could it be you? Take this quiz to find out how annoying you might be:

How many of these statements describe you?

1) You make provocative statements to "foster dialogue" or needle others.

2) You often find yourself delivering a discourse consisting solely of buzzwords and catch phrases.

3) You make up nicknames for all of your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. (e.g. "Good job, Chachi!", "I'm going to have to disagree with you there, T-bone!")

4) Your office is completely decorated in your children's pictures and artwork.

5) You have plastered your cubicle with photos of yourself taken with famous people.

6) It is your trademark to recite rhyming or other cutesy messages as your voicemail greeting.

7) The questions you ask at meetings are preceded by long monologues of your views and accomplishments.

8) You routinely eat odiferous lunches at your desk.

9) You bring in dishes that you tried to cook, but didn't turn out quite right as "special treats" for your coworkers.

10) People seem tense -- even panic-stricken -- when they see you coming their way.

11) Others back away from you as you speak.

12) You send flurries of e-mails to the rest of the company telling them what you are doing. (e.g. "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.")

13) You vigorously chew or pop your gum.

14) You wear strong perfume or cologne.

15) You assume your coworkers are fascinated by your personal problems and exploits.

16) You interrupt others while they are speaking or are deep in conversation.

17) You are moody and don't care who knows it.

18) You often give others assignments as they're walking out the door for lunch or to catch the train home.

19) You borrow staplers, scissors and tape from others' desks and forget to return them.

20) Your dialogue with others often end with the other person shouting "You are so annoying!"

If you only counted one or two, not to worry, you can quickly make changes before you're labeled a pest.

If your actions match three to five of these statements, take heed. You are on your way to becoming the source of many an eye roll.

If you do six or more of these on a regular basis, chances are you are already on the office watch list and have been anointed by your coworkers as annoying. It's time to do a reality check and make some changes.

Ask your boss and colleagues for feedback, and be ready to listen. If what you hear doesn't fit your self-image, ask them to help you understand what they are saying by giving examples. You might say: "Tell me more about what I do that leads you to believe that." Then listen, without arguing, defending or justifying your actions.

Remember, there are countless ways to aggravate coworkers -- you can even annoy them by trying too hard to please or being too nice! As long as you avoid the aforementioned behaviors, use your energy for the good of the organization and treat others as you would like to be treated, you should be all right.

And remember, it's perfectly okay to annoy others sparingly. It reminds them that you still exist!

[La Bomba]

Poor Girlie, she's lost
Thought the thread was "I Hate Joe"
Not "Office Ranting"

[Selena]

I watch my mail box :wall:
Like clockwork the mail arrives
But no cards for me :bawl:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Poor Girlie, she's lost
Thought the thread was "I Hate Joe"
Not "Office Ranting"


Gawd...you're brilliant LB! :kotc: :P

[Lord Loser]

Poor Girlie? No way.
trinamick had to answer
yes to the whole list.

[La Bomba]

I watch my mail box :wall:
Like clockwork the mail arrives
But no cards for me :bawl:
Sounds like Selena
needs a night at the Treehouse
to help pass the time.:yes:

[La Bomba]

Poor Girlie? No way.
trinamick had to answer
yes to the whole list.
:spew:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

:snicker:

[trinamick]

LL thinks that list
must be his job description
Overqualified?

[Lord Loser]

Must give you your due
One word with five syllables
Overqualified.

[trinamick]

Thank you thank you thank...
Crap. You threw me off my groove
Beware the groove, fool!

[Lord Loser]

trinamick is lost.
How she's gonna find her groove
I shudder to think


and a random Haiku...

Bum to my friend Guy
"Can you spare a dollar, bud?
Two would be Christmas..."

[Digger]

I was cleaning out my email today and found a bunch of haiku I'd sent my gf. Thought I'd share:


About the movie “The Quiet Man”

Poor Squire Danaher
With two women in the house
And one a redhead!

I can't say it's true
And I won't say it isn't
Oh, but There's Been Talk!

About Food

Eat some Lucky Charms
They're magically delicious
The Leprechaun says.

Big fluffy pancakes
Smothered in maple syrup
Makes my mouth water

Food, glorious food
Just like Oliver Twist says
I’d like some more please

About candy “Peeps”

Just don't make a peep
Wise words to one in peril
Angers candy fans

Sugary goodness
Arrives in time for Easter
Does Jesus love them?

Why are "bunny" peeps
Not as well-loved as the chicks?
Big nasty sharp teeth?

About Christmas Cartoons

Winter Warlock says
One foot in front of other
gets you across floor

The Bergermeister
Says there will be no more toys
Just doing his job!


About Guinness Stout

Dark and Delicious
While I wait my mouth waters
Nectar of the Gods

About new Star Wars movies

Just hold me darling!
Like you did back on Naboo
All we had was love!

You can’t kill me kid
When I have the higher ground
I’ll cut off your legs!

My Padme is Dead?
Now I’ll talk like James Earl Jones
Walk like Frankenstein

[trinamick]

:clap: :aok:

Digger knows haiku
and much pop culture as well
Duly impressed here!

[Digger]

Just forty three posts
This thread will have one thousand!
Chock full of haiku

[NYPinTA]

You can’t kill me kid
When I have the higher ground
I’ll cut off your legs!

My Padme is Dead?
Now I’ll talk like James Earl Jones
Walk like Frankenstein
:rollin: :aok:

[Digger]

You like those, huh? It's fun to ridicule the new movies in haiku. I don't think I've laughed as hard at the end of a movie as I did when they did the whole Frankenstein thing. It was so stupid. Like most of the movie.

My Ani is dead?
And now I have these babies?
I think I'll die too.

Master Kenobi
Doesn't know Padme with child?
What a dumb Jedi!

Children of Naboo
Born after just a short time
Three day gestation?

[Nhoj]

Love keeps her flying
She is a leaf on the wind
Can't stop the signal

A reason to live
When batteries aren't enough
Paging Doctor Tam

[NYPinTA]

:lol Love them all.
It's fun to ridicule the new movies in haiku. You should do it more often. Those are priceless.

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Any Haikus would be greatly appreciated. :aok:
http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36295

[Clarsax]

Nothing going on
Bored and bored nearly to tears.
Few good movies out.

But dancing Hitlers
And singing samuri Bride
Producers looks good

[jerseygirl]

This really isn't
The best way to spend my time
But it sure is fun

[Clarsax]

It certainly is.
There are better things to do,
Maybe tomorrow.

[jerseygirl]

You are so right! Who
cares about those stupid things?
Scapers forever!

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

What.....no haikus for my poor New Orleans? :cry2:
I'm sure it would cheer them up. ;)

[scrape_medic]

n'awlins got so wet
but its drying up now so
get there and party.

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Gawd scape.....you rock Daw-lin! :hug2: :applaud: :aok: