Tables, Dances, and Poles, oh my!

[trinamick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
AND, they won't even try on a kilt! :P

It's not like we're asking for them to wear matching pumps, too...

:rollin: Now there's an idea for Photoshop!

[trubador]

PLAID PUMPS??? :hork:

[BrowderChick]

They go great with a plaid school girl outfit.....why not with a kilt?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
1. I have not claimed to be a Really Shameless Hussy. Lookit the sig, boy. All it says is 'Shameless Hussy!'

2. If I stepped on anything on the way up, it would be your back. :ewink:

3. It's too cold to go cropping the monkeypants. I need the flannel to snuggle in, unless someone is offering to come keep me warm? Wait until spring... my spring/summer pjs have tap pants, which are pre-cropped. :D

4. I could count a lot of wussy babies around here... too chicken to wrestle, even with offers of chocolate pudding, whipped cream, warm oil, cheerleaders... AND, they won't even try on a kilt! :P
It's not like we're asking for them to wear matching pumps, too...

Doesn't take long for that *teacher* thing to come out does it? Stand corrected on the 'Really Shameless Hussy', thinks Stars is being a little nitpicky...

Gladly offering my back for a step if leading to elevated furniture... :D

Damn LL, trubador, someone step forward and help this lady out, if not it could be Spring before we see any real dancing...

Now degrading to 'wussy babies'? What's up with that? And thinks a certain someone ought to peruse the thread once more, I believe someone did offer to do some of these things, in exchange for a little almost insignificant elevated furniture dancing...

Of course Stars could be directing these comments at certain wussy babies that are not helping with the 'topic' of this thread, in which case Frunium heartily agrees with nearly everything she posted, except that *teacher* nitpicky part, so what if I didn't pronounce every syllable, I said the words I did...

[trubador]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
They go great with a plaid school girl outfit.....
You did NOT just say that! :thud:

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[BrowderChick]

:tough:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:tough:

I love that guy...
And school girl outfits... Oh my... but always pictured the ever stylish black pumps... could just be me...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
I love that guy...
And school girl outfits... Oh my... but always pictured the ever stylish black pumps... could just be me...

I know...that tough guy is so cute.....:kotc:

I do have a pair of those black pumps.....:ewink:

[trubador]

I prefer bare feet.... the easier it is to massage 'em. :D

[BrowderChick]

Foot fetish?

[trubador]

No... no fetish.... I've just been known to give great foot massages (been quite awhile, though). I was in one of my best friends' wedding some years back, and late into the reception one of the bridesmaids dogs were barkin' in her tight shoes. I gave her a quick foot massage...... the next thing I know, the entire female section of the bridal party was beggin' me to "do" their feet, as well. :rollin: Magic fingers, I guess. :ewink:

[BrowderChick]

"do" their feet? LOLOLOLOLOL........

Foot Fetish....LOL

[Alexxia]

Not that I've been very active for the past few hours anyway http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/SadDevil1.gif, but I'm going to bed http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/SleepDevil.gif. Man, I love these smilies!http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_abbb.gif
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/BigLaughDevil.gif

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Alexxia
Not that I've been very active for the past few hours anyway http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/SadDevil1.gif, but I'm going to bed http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/SleepDevil.gif. Man, I love these smilies!http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_abbb.gif
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/BigLaughDevil.gif


I love all the different smilies to put on here......

[trubador]

THEY were begging ME.... NOT the other way around! :rollin: What could I say to a bunch of tired yet firmly insistant women in poofy polyester gowns? I had no choice but to submit.

There was much moanin' 'n' groanin' on their part, I might add. Hey!.... when you're good, you're good. What can I say? :P

[BrowderChick]

Looking up those poofy polyester gowns?

Moanin' 'n' groanin'? OMG

[Lord Loser]

You've become an evil corrupted woman... :g2f:

[trubador]

and... it was over 11 years ago. Haven't had much opportunity to do so since then.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
You've become an evil corrupted woman... :g2f:

Evil? :cry2: What did I do?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by trubador
and... it was over 11 years ago. Haven't had much opportunity to do so since then.

Attend more weddings

[trubador]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Looking up those poofy polyester gowns?
Oh, don't even go there, girl! What with YOU and your kilt fetish. :roflmao:

[Lord Loser]

Uhhhemmm, the :ewink: in your sig?

[trubador]

I've been to quite a few weddings since then.... but, nope..... no other massage possibilities.

[Frunium Slip]

Whoa, déjà vu again…

Edited to add: Must be getting late, could've sworn I was seeing that infamous double post... hmmmm... must have been something I saw...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Uhhhemmm, the :ewink: in your sig?


Well I am looking for a better one.....

[Nicola]

Originally posted by trubador
I prefer bare feet.... the easier it is to massage 'em. :D :thud: first time I ever used this smilie....

[trubador]

Well, I'm off to :snore: . Gotta work tomorrow (the start of our busiest season). I shall now sleep with visions of plaid pumps dancin' in my head. As long as they're not tap shoes (that damn clacking always keeps me awake nights). :bigwave:

[trubador]

WAIT...WAIT.... WAIT..... NICOLA SHOWED UP..... FINALLY....... YEAH!!!

[Nicola]

I had a very busy day. And I would love for trubador to massage my feet - they are very sore.:D

[trubador]

Well.... it's kinda difficult to virtually soothe your puppies, but I do have a poem that I wrote 10 years ago, called "Forever A Memory (The Eyes of Nicole)".....

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[Nicola]

Originally posted by trubador
Well.... it's kinda difficult to virtually soothe your puppies, but I do have a poem that I wrote 10 years ago, called "Forever A Memory (The Eyes of Nicole)".....

Oh please... I could use some virtual soothing :bgb:

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

Want some while we wait?

[trubador]

FOREVER A MEMORY
(c) 1994

Oh, Lord, let me have just one simple kiss,
Passionately long. I ask only this.
Nothing more, nothing less.

Allow me, oh Lord, to tenderly place,
Gently, my hands upon her smooth waist.
A subtle touch in lieu of a taste.

Grant me the gift of combing with care
Her satin strands of lengthy brown hair.
My fingers threading the silkiness there.

Maybe, just maybe, when extending my arms,
Allow me to cradle her face in my palms
And sing to her this little psalm.

Oh, Lord, please release me. I implore you...insist.
Her natural beauty is hard to resist.
At least bestow this one wish...

Burn in my mind one image to hold
Forever in memory - the eyes of Nicole.
Forever a memory.
The eyes of Nicole.

[Nicola]

:cry2:

thanks trubador. *sniff*

[trubador]

NOW.... I can go off to bed. To all, G'night..... sleep tight.... don't let the grinner bugs bite!

[BlackThorn]

And back again. So, wait . . . let me get this straight . . . is trubador offering foot massages now? :love:

[trubador]

:innocent:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
*Ahem.* I go away, and you guys let a remark like THIS pass???

I'm shocked. Really. :fear:


*****Stars
Magic fingers, magic fingers... :faint:


Trub?

[trubador]

I'm still at work.... but gettin' ready to walk out the door.
I'll be back in about an hour.

[Frunium Slip]

Hmmmm... magic fingers... intriguing this is... and unexepected... trubador might just have his uses yet... WHAT? No not that, sicko, but thinking back to something a certain someone posted...

posted by a certain Shameless Hussy! 3. It's too cold to go cropping the monkeypants. I need the flannel to snuggle in, unless someone is offering to come keep me warm? Wait until spring... my spring/summer pjs have tap pants, which are pre-cropped. :D

thinks trubs could really prove near invaluable, was almost completely giving up on the cropped monkey pants theme, but all comes to he who waits, just that this waiting is really getting frelling annoying. Wait? can I use the 'F' bomb? You done worse. Yep, so how about a little help here? I'm offering to help as a mere stepping stone, seems the least Mr Magic Fingers could do...

So to quote BC:

Trub?

[scrape_medic]

Hmmmmm... magic fingers......
*drifts back out of the thread thinking about something unprintable*

[Lord Loser]

No! NO! Print it! Print it!!!

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Hmmmmm... magic fingers......
*drifts back out of the thread thinking about something unprintable*

Could use just a few strategically placed euphemisms, and some clever innuendo...

[who45]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Hmmmmm... magic fingers......
*drifts back out of the thread thinking about something unprintable* Uh hu...I think you started something,lol.

[scrape_medic]

Well....

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

now where is trub?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Well....

Deep subject...

And...

Where the yotz is that near worthless, er I mean, ever helpful trubador...

[Lord Loser]

:shocked:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Could use just a few strategically placed euphemisms, and some clever innuendo...

I could think of a few...

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue

And scrape_medic, I know exactly what you're thinking, 'cos I am too! :ewink:

'Night. :hug:

;)
Night night Stars.

Can't believe anyone is going to bed before me, I have five hours on you...

[Lord Loser]

FIVE!!! Eight.

[BrowderChick]

You are a night owl....

psst....I think you will be getting a visit next week....

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Alas, I am not in the mood for strategically placed euphemisms, clever innuendo, and elegant double-entrendres...

I mean, I AM, :lech: ...but I am crabby beyond all belief and would not be good company. So, much as I looooooved Frunie's post, and am dying to hear details about Trub's magic fingers, I'm not coming out to play tonight. :(

'Night. :hug:

Night Stars, and it is OK to just say you have a headache, perfectly good answer to me... now... shudders about another thread...

Of course if this is not about unmentionable subject, then just forget I said anything, well except the Night thing of course...

Was really looking forward to playing tonight, alas, wait we must, been patient this long... Still would rather cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war...

Hmmm... still can wait for trubs, no not for elevated furniture dancing, but to give Stars something to peruse, just to help her crabby mood...

And it couldn't have been anything I said, nor trubs, must have been that decadent grinner, throw him in the pit of despair!!!!

[grinner]

and what will these *magic fingers* be doing?

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
You are a night owl....

psst....I think you will be getting a visit next week....

Oh! Cool! :D

Insomnia...its a bugger!

Anyrate thats when this board get really interesting.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
and what will these *magic fingers* be doing?

well, I for one was thinking they might help get a rather less reluctant than before 'Shameless Hussy!' up on some elevated furniture, wearing cropped infamous monkey pants, and in close proximity, nay, even touching something that may or may not rhyme with 'Mole.'

But that's just me...

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by grinner
and what will these *magic fingers* be doing?

Keeping me happy!









`














Writing my essay for me,

Whoa, what did you think.....

[Frunium Slip]

:rollin:

[who45]

magic fingers huh...

[BrowderChick]

Looks like he got a flat on the way home.....

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Looks like he got a flat on the way home..... :lol

[BrowderChick]

Must have been thinking of plaid pumps all day at work...

[Lord Loser]

Hmmm, maybe the Swedish Bikini team's tour bus broke down and he had to give them some "foot~lovin"...

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Must have been thinking of plaid pumps all day at work... lol....probably.

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Looks like he got a flat on the way home.....

Trub using bad scottish accent: Och aye the nu, that's were me kilt pin got to !

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Hmmm, maybe the Swedish Bikini team's tour bus broke down and he had to give them some "foot~lovin"... What is it with men and Swedish girls...now Dutch guys...:lech:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Trub using bad scottish accent: Och aye the nu, that's were me kilt pin got to !



And he isn't here to defend himself.....


:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

LL dreaming again. Good one though....maybe he has and you are missing out.....:aok:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by who45
...now Dutch guys...:lech: Ewwwwwwww...:yuck:

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
What is it with men and Swedish girls...now Dutch guys...:lech: hey... I resemble that remark...:D

[trinamick]

What's wrong, LL? You prefer Swedish guys? :lech:

[Lord Loser]

Still trying to play catch up, eh Ktm?

[Nicola]

Originally posted by trinamick
What's wrong, LL? You prefer Swedish guys? :lech:

:frontrow:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
hey... I resemble that remark...:D Yep...you sure do. :ewink: Was begining to think I should have said one Dutch guy.:D

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:frontrow: You know BC, I'm waiting for you to turn into popcorn...I think you're addicted or something,lol. I know...it's the butter isn't it?:D

[BrowderChick]

Well they don't have a smilie eating chocolate now do they.....

:rollin:

[BrowderChick]

oooohhhhhh chocolate.........

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Well they don't have a smilie eating chocolate now do they.....

:rollin: Then we'd have hyper smilies running around,lol.

[trubador]

Gee wizz...... this thread gives a whole new meaning to rush hour. :D

I'm HERE!!!

[BrowderChick]

As if that hasn't happened before.....:rollin:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by trubador
Gee wizz...... this thread gives a whole new meaning to rush hour. :D

I'm HERE!!!


How was the ...um....trip?

[grinner]

:D

:woohoo: truby's here or something. Why were ya'll impatient?

[trubador]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Hmmmmm... magic fingers......
*drifts back out of the thread thinking about something unprintable*
Why, helllloooooooooooooooo there, Ms. s_m. ;)

[trubador]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
How was the ...um....trip?
:drivin: It's was long...... slow...... deliberate......

[BrowderChick]

Where is my chocolate smilie......I am kind of getting sick of popcorn....

[Nicola]

Originally posted by trubador
:drivin: It's was long...... slow...... deliberate......

:thud: second time ever I have used this smilie!

Is the temperature rising in here? :sweaty:

[Frunium Slip]

So let's snap those 'magic Fingers' and get a certain 'Shameless Hussy!' up on some elevated furniture already... I mean magic fingers should be able to do such a simple little task, not like I'm asking 'em to help me understand the fairer sex or anything like that...

Thinks about adding the 'or else'... snap the magic fingers or the magic fingers could very well be snapped...

And kudos to LL for the Swedish Bikini Team reference..

I'm just sayin'...

[who45]

Originally posted by Nicola
:thud: second time ever I have used this smilie!

Is the temperature rising in here? :sweaty: No, I think it's yours that's rising,lol.

[Alexxia]

Originally posted by Nicola
:thud: second time ever I have used this smilie!

Is the temperature rising in here? :sweaty:
Nope, don't take the bait, don't do it, just keep quiet...
But it would be so easy...
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/AngelDevil.gif

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/YeuxGaucheDroite.gif

Well, something's rising...
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smileeek.gif grinner made me do it.

[trubador]

No... the bus was not filled with the Swedish Bikini Team...... nor Hooters Girls...... nor Playboy Bunnies....... neither were they wearing cropped monkey pants.........


....... the bus was filled with Female members of the Commandant Grayza's Lonely Hearts Club..........

...... it's very difficult to resist that hepple oil........ and the gland that it comes from........... had no distillate of lacca around at the time........ *sigh*





............ so a gentleman (and gentle man) had to do what he has to do..........

[BrowderChick]

I think trub is trying to ..um...get some attention from a few...um...members....

[grinner]

Originally posted by Alexxia
Nope, don't take the bait, don't do it, just keep quiet...
But it would be so easy...
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/AngelDevil.gif

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/YeuxGaucheDroite.gif

Well, something's rising...
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smileeek.gif grinner made me do it. I deny it... it wasn't me.:D

[trubador]

:innocent:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I think trub is trying to ..um...get some attention from a few...um...members....

well he might be getting some other kind of attention...

Here I was, had Stars not only contemplating elevated furniture dancing, using my back as a stepping stone, but not even condemning the Pole (capitalized for emphasis). And to top the whole thing off, even considering cropping the infamous monkey pants, and all I need is a little help. And do I get any,,, help, noooooo... none what so ever... This close mind you, this close... Stars was probably getting a nose bleed from being so close to that elevated furniture dancing...

[BrowderChick]

:innocent: my you know what.........you started it......:snicker:

[Lord Loser]

Frun I'd throw in with you, but I've not got the magic touch, and it appears as if trubs has been hepple'd...

[trubador]

't wasn't me.... Stars made a comment about a kilt with matching pumps..... I questioned the thought of plaid pumps....... YOU, BC, made the comment about plaid pumps matching school girl outfits (which, by the way, caused me to go :thud: ).... I then made a comment that I prefer bare feet to those tucked in ugly shoes......

It all went down from there...... I mean..... it all went down hill from there.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Frun I'd throw in with you, but I've not got the magic touch, and it appears as if trubs has been hepple'd...

thanks LL, I know you would...

Begins to think 'magic fingers' and being a 'gentleman' may be a euphimisms for not havin' a pair... Really being blatant now, so how about it Mr Magic Fingers, gonna way in, or just be gutless? We (including the ever popular Stars) are waiting... edited to add a few tissues for Stars who very well may bleed to death before Mr Magic Fingers helps...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by trubador
't wasn't me.... Stars made a comment about a kilt with matching pumps..... I questioned the thought of plaid pumps....... YOU, BC, made the comment about plaid pumps matching school girl outfits (which, by the way, caused me to go :thud: ).... I then made a comment that I prefer bare feet to those tucked in ugly shoes......

It all went down from there...... I mean..... it all went down hill from there.

Me..Me? I am innoc....Oh wait..I can't use that anymore....But I am....I swear I am this time....

[trubador]

Stars ain't here..... so my "magic fingers" have nothin' to.... ummmmm.... charm.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by trubador
Stars ain't here..... so my "magic fingers" have nothin' to.... ummmmm.... charm.

So you are offering to help put that 'Shameless Hussy!' on elevated furniture? Just turning the thumbscrews just ever so slightly...

Edited to change Stars to that 'Shameless Hussy!' cause everyone knows what a fine self respecting member of society Stars is, now that 'Shameless Hussy!' on the other hand...

[trubador]

I could bribe StarsG.... I mean.... Ms. "Shameless Hussy" with my "magic fingers"...... but what do I get in return?...... from you, Mr. Slip?

Paybacks are a bitch, yah know.

I scratch Stars back..... who scratches mine?

[Nicola]

:spew:

[trubador]

Are you volunteering, Nicola??? As payment for Frun's payback?

[BrowderChick]

*imagine a chocolate eating smilie here*

[grinner]

:g2f: Boy has this thread gone down a long and windy road. Wow

[BrowderChick]

Scary huh?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by trubador
I could bribe StarsG.... I mean.... Ms. "Shameless Hussy" with my "magic fingers"...... but what do I get in return?...... from you, Mr. Slip?

Well I'm thinking gratitude, not undying mind you as I have been beating this dead horse for quite some time...

I scratch Stars back..... who scratches mine?

Don't know, don't care, doesn't even see how scratching trubs' hairy back has anything at all to do with elevated furniture dancing...

Besides I thought 'Magic Fingers' worked on feet?

Hmmm... not particularly fond of elevated furniture dancing, and wants something from me? What the frell is up with that? Begins to completely distrust certain musical members of FMD...

[Nicola]

Originally posted by trubador
Are you volunteering, Nicola??? As payment for Frun's payback?

I like to watch.
Peter Sellers, Being There
:frontrow:

[trubador]

/que music/

"The long and winding road that leads to your door,
Will never disappear,
I've seen that road before. It always leads me here,
leads me to your door.

The wild and windy night that the rain washed away,
Has left a pool of tears crying for the day.
Why leave me standing here, let me know the way
Many times I've been alone and many times I've cried
Anyway you've always known the many ways I've tried, but
Still they lead me back to the long, winding road
You left me waiting here a long, long time ago
Don't keep me standing here, lead me to your door
Da, da, da, da--

But still they lead me back to the long, winding road
You left me waiting here a long, long time ago
Don't leave me standing here, lead me to your door"

/end music/

[BrowderChick]

http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/cheerleader02.thumb.gif

Go get 'em!!!

[Frunium Slip]

Oooohhhhh cheerleaders... :love2:

[trubador]

Well I'm thinking gratitude, not undying mind you as I have been beating this dead horse for quite some time...

Dude... remember.... you need me to get Stars on said elevated furniture.

Don't know, don't care, doesn't even see how scratching trubs' hairy back has anything at all to do with elevated furniture dancing...

WATCH IT, Bub! I have absolutely NO hair on my back!

Besides I thought 'Magic Fingers' worked on feet?
I'll bribe the SH Shameless Hussy. But you need to pay me with somethin'..... so what is it?

Hmmm... wants something from me? What the frell is up with that? Begins to completely distrust certain musical members of FMD.

Dern tootin'. I told yah paybacks are a bitch. Be creative in your suggestions.

[trubador]

Originally posted by Nicola
I like to watch.
Voyeur, huh?!

[Alexxia]

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/DevilPopCorn1.gif

[Nicola]

Originally posted by trubador
Voyeur, huh?!

Me and Peter Sellers.

:frontrow:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Oooohhhhh cheerleaders... :love2:

:bounce::bounce:

[Frunium Slip]

:shocked: :thud:

[BrowderChick]

Getting some ice.........

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by trubador
Dude... remember.... you need me to get Stars on said elevated furniture.

begins to think trubador values himself quite highly...

also begins to think that Frunium has gotten that 'Shameless Hussy!' this close to not only elevated furniture dancing with a Pole, but cropping infamous monkey pants, and didn't need any hairy or non hairy backed musicians to do it. Further, realizes that cliches have there elements of truth, especially the one that goes if you want something done right, do it yourself, and with Stars' nose bleeding at being so close to that elevated furniture dancing(remembers to offer more tissues), not even gonna contemplate letting some greebol frell it up, irregardless of magic fingers and hairy backs. So keep waiting for your payment, the check is in the mail...

[trubador]

ICE???

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Getting some ice.........

Why thank you...

and I know just what to do with it...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Why thank you...

and I know just what to do with it...



*shivers*

[Alexxia]

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/DevilPopCorn1.gif

[trubador]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
...irregardless...
At least I can get Stars... uhhh... "SH"...... dancin' on said elevated furniture without having to resort to bad English.

(I think you just lost what little chance you had with that one poorly chosen non-word, Mr. Slip.

yep..... it "slipped" right through his non-magical fingers..... how pedestrian...... how plebeian..... how pedantic....

[Alexxia]

:rollin: Well, I was gonna disregard it...irregard it...:ewink:.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by trubador
At least I can get Stars... uhhh... "SH"...... dancin' on said elevated furniture without having to resort to bad English.

(I think you just lost what little chance you had with that one poorly chosen non-word, Mr. Slip.

yep..... it "slipped" right through his non-magical fingers..... how pedestrian...... how plebeian..... how pedantic....


:argue: :g2f: :poke: :kick: :fwap: :bballbat:

[trubador]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:argue: :g2f: :poke: :kick: :fwap: :bballbat:
Oh... I'm sure you're just enjoying all this, aren't yah??? (you little instigator, you)

[BrowderChick]

Non-magical fingers and all that name calling.....Ok so they may be words I don't know....(let him think I am blonde and stupid)....

[trubador]

Musta been a slip of the tongue..... :P :shutup:
:rollin:

G'night!

[scrape_medic]

Slips of the tongue AND magic fingers.....
Oh my!!!

eta: I may have to remove this post

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Slips of the tongue AND magic fingers.....
Oh my!!!

eta: I may have to remove this post Not now! :ewink:

[BrowderChick]

scrape_medic......

I posted what should be visiting you next week....

I have to pack them up first though.....

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by trubador
At least I can get Stars... uhhh... "SH"...... dancin' on said elevated furniture without having to resort to bad English.

So trubador does think quite highly of himself, not against that mind you, I myself can be quite arrogant, er I mean, confident in my abilities...
Of course this is easy to say, might be biting off a little bit more than one can chew...
Bad English? Wasn't that a 'real' musical group...

(I think you just lost what little chance you had with that one poorly chosen non-word, Mr. Slip.

Think so do you, me thinks it would be best not to answer for aforementioned lady, as they are prone to not liking that concept, of course after close to 2000 posts, I would expect to find several 'poorly chosen' words...

yep..... it "slipped" right through his non-magical fingers..... how pedestrian...... how plebeian..... how pedantic....

Thinks Mr magical fingers should concentrate on his own language usage skills, exactly what was he going for here? Common, ordinary, and vulgar? Ordinary? Em moi? Me thinks not... Some members find me highly entertaining... Then throws pedantic out there, what's up with that? Couldn't find another 'P' word? Just doesn't fit in this train of thought, at least he didn't say scruffy looking, now that would have annoyed me...
And my fingers might not be magical, but I have been accused of being 'gifted'...

[BrowderChick]

'gifted' :ewink:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I'm here! I'm here! :bounce:

I'm happy! :D :D :D :D :D

I wrote fic! :book: And LL helped 'cos he's a sweetie :kotc: :hug:

AND... I have a three day weekend! :joy:

*****Stars :groove:

Well I for one am glad you're back and happy!!! And fic, hmm, inquiring minds wish to know if it will be posted...

Three day weekend? grumble-grumble-grumble...

Edited just to get rid of the extraneous [size] in Stars' quote, it just didn't look right, and with posts being scrutinized by the language police, you can never be too careful...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I'm here! I'm here! :bounce:

I'm happy! :D :D :D :D :D

I wrote fic! :book: And LL helped 'cos he's a sweetie :kotc: :hug:

AND... I have a three day weekend! :joy:


*****Stars :groove:
Settles in to watch the antics of a not-scruffy-looking, non-nerf-herder and Mr. So-Called 'Magic Fingers' who should either put up or *ahem* be quiet please... And am wondering why the frell BC is looking for a paperclip? But thinking it is probably better not to ask... Am jealous of Alexxia's naughty popcorn. Oh, and hoping LL remembered to pat the horsies...

Is this the fic that you needed smut for.....Tee Hee

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
scrape_medic......

I posted what should be visiting you next week....

I have to pack them up first though.....
Excellent, that'll get the postman thinking. Watching out for it, with anticipation.

Frun I think the group was called "bad language"

[scrape_medic]

Just found this

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

:lol`

[BrowderChick]

:clap:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Just found this

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

:lol`

Scotsmen won't be liking that comment...
Me thinks sheep neither...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Excellent, that'll get the postman thinking. Watching out for it, with anticipation.

Frun I think the group was called "bad language"

Did you go and look at them?

[scrape_medic]

Look at what?

just got in fromn the pub, only had a pint and an half, but still having trouble understanding these americans. It's not like they are speaking a completely different language, but sometimes...

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Look at what?

just got in fromn the pub, only had a pint and an half, but still having trouble understanding these americans. It's not like they are speaking a completely different language, but sometimes...

You would think someone from England, and who therefore is English could at least speak the language...
Lift? Oh you mean elevator...
Lorrie? I never heard of her, want a lift in my truck?
Loo? WTF? Skip to my loo? Loosey loo? Hey wasn't she an angel?

Never mind this post, ignore it, just keep moving along...

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:rollin:

*****Stars :groove:
Maybe this is why LL turned to cows?
:think: :lol

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Well I for one am glad you're back and happy!!! And fic, hmm, inquiring minds wish to know if it will be posted...


:hug: Me too!!! :D :D :D

Oh, and the fic is up at Kansas---it's called Stupid Human Tricks.
It's not smut, but it is about... ummm... strip poker?

*****Stars :groove:

[grinner]

oh that is baaaaaa...d Stars*... :spew:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:hug: Me too!!! :D :D :D

Oh, and the fic is up at Kansas---it's called Stupid Human Tricks.
It's not smut, but it is about... ummm... strip poker?

*****Stars :groove:

Any elevated furniture dancing, wearing cropped monkey pants, and in the vicinity, nay, even touching what may or may not rhyme with Mole?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Look at what?

just got in fromn the pub, only had a pint and an half, but still having trouble understanding these americans. It's not like they are speaking a completely different language, but sometimes...

Hobbies thread

[grinner]

birthdays are good for something then, I guess. :innocent:

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
You would think someone from England, and who therefore is English could at least speak the language...
Lift? Oh you mean elevator...
Lorrie? I never heard of her, want a lift in my truck?
Loo? WTF? Skip to my loo? Loosey loo? Hey wasn't she an angel?

Never mind this post, ignore it, just keep moving along...

Lorry, not lorrie, and trucks are real big.
Loo, comes from the french garde l'eau, from the days we used to throw the stuff out of the window,

And as for lifts...

Spooky story....

Went to an unfamiliar shopping centre [mall] today. Parked my car in the multi-storey and looked around for the signs to the shops. Everyone else seemed to heading for the other end of the car park, but I noticed a lift [elevator] which no one else was using.

Thinking that when I got in the lift there would be a button marked shops I didn't worry about the fact that there were no notices on the outside.

I stepped in and looked at the keys and they were only marked as 3, 2, 1, G and B. As I looked, wondering which floor the shops were on, the lift doors closed and the lift started moving and when it stopped I was on the shops level...

Without even touching a button!

Could this be the first, telepathic lift?

Spooked me.

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
No, nope, and alas, not.

But maybe for your birthday. :D I think someone might protest that.:D

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
birthdays are good for something then, I guess. :innocent: Only if someone's been good...or should that be if someone's been bad.:ewink:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
birthdays are good for something then, I guess. :innocent:

They are ok but I am not adding any more numbers to mine.....:D

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
I think someone might protest that.:D

I have my own ideas....:ewink:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by who45
Only if someone's been good...or should that be if someone's been bad.:ewink:

What about being good at being bad?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
They'd better call dibs then, hadn't they??? :ewink:

*****Stars :elol:
'Cos we're sneaky, my preciousss, oh my yesss...


DIBS

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
What about being good at being bad?

:ewink:

[scrape_medic]

BC just check the Hobbies thread, that is just a work of art.

You have got some talent there girl.
:) :) :)

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:rollin:

*****Stars :groove:
Maybe this is why LL turned to cows?
:think: :g2f: I just have 3 words to say: Levi's button-fly :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
BC just check the Hobbies thread, that is just a work of art.

You have got some talent there girl.
:) :) :)

:curtsey:

Hope you will like them....All four are being sent.....

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
:g2f: I just have 3 words to say: Levi's button-fly :innocent: :lol

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
:lol

buttons are quiet too....

[Frunium Slip]

Wait, oh mother of gods... and I was that close to getting that dance... frelling hezmana...trubs could have just sucked dust...

And my birthday is coming up, but not that close, would just happen to coincide with spring though... cropped pants here we come... :ewink:

but there better be some gratuitous pole touching...
I'm just pleadin'...

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
buttons are quiet too.... Not when they are being ripped off...:ewink:

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:curtsey:

Hope you will like them....All four are being sent.....

WOW!Thank you so very much. Very generous. I don't know what to say.:) :cool: :aok:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by who45
Not when they are being ripped off...:ewink:

:shocked: :thud:

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
Only if someone's been good...or should that be if someone's been bad.:ewink: can I be bad... er... good I mean... no... bad... that's it. or... er... uh...

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
DIBS

:rollin:

Awww... ain't it sweet. :love:

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
Not when they are being ripped off...:ewink: uh... something you need to tell... us... or... ???

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by who45
Not when they are being ripped off...:ewink:

:eh: Damn, woman! What, do you have teeth of steel??? :faint:

Or do you mean SHIRT buttons? :dunno:


ETA: That's why men's shirts should have snaps. Nothing to sew back on after the... ummm... hijinks? :innocent:

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:eh: Damn, woman! What, do you have teeth of steel??? :faint:

Or do you mean SHIRT buttons? :dunno:


ETA: That's why men's shirts should have snaps. Nothing to sew back on after the... ummm... hijinks? :innocent: :rollin: :rollin: I was going for shirt...:rollin:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
can I be bad... er... good I mean... no... bad... that's it. or... er... uh... Anything you want.:ewink:

[BrowderChick]

If she has teeth of steel....OMG...I dont even want to go there....

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by who45
:rollin: :rollin: I was going for shirt...:rollin:

Damn, I was thinking the second coming of Jaws...

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue


ETA: That's why men's shirts should have snaps. Nothing to sew back on after the... ummm... hijinks? :innocent:

Or velcro but that's quite noisey

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
If she has teeth of steel....OMG...I dont even want to go there.... :spew:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
ETA: That's why men's shirts should have snaps. Nothing to sew back on after the... ummm... hijinks? :innocent:

:eh: Don't make me go back and re-read all your posts... I can start that too...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Or velcro but that's quite noisey

Velcro could also get caught.....ouch

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
Anything you want.:ewink: okay... I want to be a... rabbit... or something...

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
:eh: Don't make me go back and re-read all your posts... I can start that too...

Bring it on, little man. I ain't a-skeered of YOU. :P

[Lord Loser]

Que? :eh: Un rabbit?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
okay... I want to be a... rabbit... or something...


OMG :spew:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
okay... I want to be a... rabbit... or something... Not going there,lol.:rollin:

[who45]

Mmmm...or maybe I will?:ewink:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
Mmmm...or maybe I will?:ewink:


Nope I will not go there.......

[grinner]

like bunnies... sheesh... do I have to spell EVERYTHING out..

[scrape_medic]

BC just notice your new smilie, little angel, lil'devil, very you.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Bring it on, little man. I ain't a-skeered of YOU. :P

Hmmm... three words you just love to hear... Bring it on! Well consider it brought'd...
And I ain't skeered of you missy...


OK, maybe a little...

'little', WTF? anyone who can bench grinner's weight is not 'little'...
I'm just sayin'...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
BC just notice your new smilie, little angel, lil'devil, very you.


Has a ....um....meaning.... well...yeah....:aok:

[grinner]

so you can bench more than 250lbs... :cool: the most I ever benched was 435lbs. and my arms were jello after that.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Hmmm... three words you just love to hear... Bring it on! Well consider it brought'd...
And I ain't skeered of you missy...


OK, maybe a little...

'little', WTF? anyone who can bench grinner's weight is not 'little'...
I'm just sayin'...

:tough:

[Frunium Slip]

Wait... did you hear something? I didn't hear nothing...

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Has a ....um....meaning.... well...yeah....:aok:

Huh? What?

Senator, I have no recollection of those events...

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Ooooooh...! :bounce: maybe now they'll engage in manly boasting to impress us with their virility and high levels of testosterone!

*****Stars :frontrow: not really... that is just a by product of taking steroids to help heal some damaged lungs. Since I was taking steroids in high school to help my lungs, I figured I should lift weights. So I did. Every day. For 2 to 3 hours. Steroids are only good for a few things... and recovery rate is one of them. You can burn muscles and the next day go back and lift with the same groups. However, they are NOT good for your joints and other things.

[Lord Loser]

Ahhh the manly art of weight lifting. The stories we could tell...

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Ahhh the manly art of weight lifting. The stories we could tell...

But LL, don't forget the 'Code'...

[Lord Loser]

:spew:

[Lord Loser]

:groove:

[BrowderChick]

Where is that chocolate eating smilie?

[BlackThorn]

I'm confused.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
I'm confused.

So what's new?

[StarsGoBlue]

Anything especially, BT, or just in general? ???

[scrape_medic]

I'm often confused but then I'm English

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
I'm often confused but then I'm English

Well there is that...
And don't you ever sleep?

[BlackThorn]

I think the sight of you going all lovey dovey on LL made my brains leak out my ears . . . so that would be general confusion.

Frunium . . . :frellyou:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Well there is that...
And don't you ever sleep?

Must be the English thing...we don't require alot of sleep....:ewink:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
I think the sight of you going all lovey dovey on LL made my brains leak out my ears . . . so that would be general confusion.

Frunium . . . :frellyou:

What? I was just asking how things were going, and you gotta go there... maybe someone needs to post in the Shower thread...

<-------- :innocent:

Was just waiting for this chance, Stars dancing in a chair? Whooo boy, she jetted right past elevated furniture Pole dancing to Lap dancing!!!!! Now that's entertainment!

[Lord Loser]

Well, TMI, but...

When I was in college it was a lot of fun. Our diet consisted of meat, spuds, and liquid nourishment. Lots of each. But this wasn't Oprah's liquid diet, mine added pounds, even though the liquid was "light". I ended up running around with a group of guys that were from the same area I was, and we all got tired of sitting around lifting cards all day, being lazy so we went up to campus and lifted a bit. It felt good to actually be doing something physical, so we'd go every day at the same time, and built some friendships with the other regulars. Needless to say, it became a lot of fun also.

Now the gym was open to anyone with a student ID, but there were only 15 or so regulars when we'd go in. One day my crew walked in and it looked like a L.L. Bean catalogue had exploded. There were no less than 50 frat boys in there just pumpin' up a storm. One of the regulars that we'd become friends with, Travis, walked in a couple of minutes behind us and just laughed. "UUUHHH, gotta get big for spring break!" And then we remembered spring break was two weeks away. We all laughed and pushed our way through the newbies to what we needed. "They won't last," Trav said, "come two days from now, we'll be back to where we were yesterday." He was right, two days later they were all gone. :g2f:

[scrape_medic]

I do sleep *hanging upside down.... No don't tell them that..they may get worried* just not at the time I am supposed to. Shift work palys havock on the old body clock, so I just sleep when I am tired, like I eat when I am hungry.

Anyway bed is calling and I must off to the land of nod.

Night everybody

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
I think the sight of you going all lovey dovey on LL made my brains leak out my ears . . . so that would be general confusion.
WHAT!?!? I deserve some good will every now and again...

night s_m

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
I do sleep *hanging upside down.... No don't tell them that..they may get worried* just not at the time I am supposed to. Shift work palys havock on the old body clock, so I just sleep when I am tired, like I eat when I am hungry.

Anyway bed is calling and I must off to the land of nod.

Night everybody

Nighty night

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Anyway bed is calling and I must off to the land of nod.

Night everybody

Just glad you do sleep...
Sweet dreams in the land of Nod...

[Nicola]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Was just waiting for this chance, Stars dancing in a chair? Whooo boy, she jetted right past elevated furniture Pole dancing to Lap dancing!!!!! Now that's entertainment!

:spew:

:frontrow:

[StarsGoBlue]

Night s_m! Pleasant dreams! :hug:

[BrowderChick]

I am being so nice tonight......What is wrong with me?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I am being so nice tonight......What is wrong with me?

thinking not a thing...

[Frunium Slip]

Wait did who and grinner show up?

[Lord Loser]

Aww shucks...

[grinner]

I've been here.

[Lord Loser]

:thud:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
thinking not a thing...

:angelgrin

[Frunium Slip]

Quick Stars, get LL some ice!!!!!

[grinner]

ICE!!!

Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch...

[BrowderChick]

Thinking I need to distract.....

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_aapv.gif


Will this get you?

[Frunium Slip]

Huh?
What?
Slowly emerges from stupor...

[BrowderChick]

Since I can't post my pic...is this close enough?

[Lord Loser]

I prefer another musical Paint Your Wagon

"Only a farmer's dumb enough to get froze and strong enough to survive. DAMN FARMERS!!!"

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
I prefer another musical Paint Your Wagon

"Only a farmer's dumb enough to get froze and strong enough to survive. DAMN FARMERS!!!"

Is that the one where Clint Eastwood sings? I've never seen it.

*hangs head in shame* :huh:

*****Stars :groove:

[Lord Loser]

Yes. Clint "Talks to the trees"...

[BrowderChick]

Or maybe this will get his attention.....

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_abva.gif

hmmmmm........?


I think this one looks more like well...um.....he knows...

[Frunium Slip]

Whoa nelly!!!!

Definitely snapping to attention now!

[trubador]

Well... in response to Stars' request for me to "put up or shut up".... I will be at the next B'bank FS Con, so......

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
I've been here. Still here as well...just a little late.:D

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Whoa nelly!!!!

Definitely snapping to attention now!

Maybe I should include my poms

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
Still here as well...just a little late.:D never late... just right.:D

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by trubador
Well... in response to Stars' request for me to "put up or shut up".... I will be at the next B'bank FS Con, so......

Yes???? Please elaborate, Mr. "Magic Fingers." :ewink:

*****Stars :frontrow:
If it's a halfway decent proposal, I'll be making like a book with the tickets... :innocent:

[Lord Loser]

A little late? :shocked: Is there something you and grin need to tell us?...

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
A little late? :shocked: Is there something you and grin need to tell us?...

Ooooooh... who is *so* gonna slap you for that...

*****Stars :frontrow:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
never late... just right.:D :hug: :smooch:

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
:hug: :smooch: http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/images/smilies/dance2.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/liebe/love-smiley-087.gif

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
A little late? :shocked: Is there something you and grin need to tell us?... I can't dissapoint Stars so...http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/slap.thumb.gif

[trubador]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Yes???? Please elaborate, Mr. "Magic Fingers." :ewink:

*****Stars :frontrow:
If it's a halfway decent proposal, I'll be making like a book with the tickets... :innocent:
Well, if I can accommodate a small contingent of bridesmaids.... I'm sure I can.... well...... hmmmmm....... finesse those footsies of yours.

[grinner]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
A little late? :shocked: Is there something you and grin need to tell us?... I will refrain from doing anything but this...http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/slap.thumb.gif :ppbb: :fwap: :fwap:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by who45
I can't dissapoint Stars so...http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/slap.thumb.gif Ouch! What was that for? I meant you and grin had been PM'ing all night like you usually do... sheesh *rubs back of head*

[grinner]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Ouch! What was that for? I meant you and grin had been PM'ing all night like you usually do... sheesh *rubs back of head* yeah right... :g2f:

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by trubador
Well, if I can accommodate a small contingent of bridesmaids.... I'm sure I can.... well...... hmmmmm....... finesse those footsies of yours.

Oh. Feet.

[Lord Loser]

...fibber...