Tables, Dances, and Poles, oh my!

[StarsGoBlue]

Night who! :hug:

[Alexxia]

Ooh...pretty butterfly person thing.
And, umm...laundry...yeah. I get it now. http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/eekdiablo.gif
G'night, who! http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/yar.gif
*What? People are noticing my avatar? No attention...no, no, baaaaad. Well, maybe just this once. :ewink: Hang on, I'll take it to the "Vanity" thread.

[JrMissToughChick]

HI

~JrMTC~

[grinner]

Night C

[BrowderChick]

Night who...

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
:eek4: I never would have thought this would go on so long. Most times we get bored and jump on another thread. maybe this needs to be retired...

maybe you do...

And not forgetting that ball and chain thing either...

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Looks up, Alexxia? Oh uh, sure, of course I did...



What's with all the looks up references? Is there something very interesting in your lap that's captured your attention?

*****Stars :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
:eek4: I never would have thought this would go on so long. Most times we get bored and jump on another thread. maybe this needs to be retired...

Retired?

[grinner]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
maybe you do...

And not forgetting that ball and chain thing either... G]it was a joke... a joke... sorry.

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
maybe you do...

And not forgetting that ball and chain thing either...

Wow. Somebody's crabby tonight... :innocent:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by grinner
:eek4: I never would have thought this would go on so long. Most times we get bored and jump on another thread. maybe this needs to be retired... NEVER!!! Not until Frun gets what he wants.

I have no idea why this little thread took off, perhaps it was a good place to frolic. Perhaps it was the magic of Sean Astin, who knows... :shrug:

[Frunium Slip]

Oh yeah, 'night everybody who's leaving...

Give me back my Farscape or I'll be forced to unleash my Scottish Attack Squirrel of Death(tm) on your sorry eema... just sayin'.

Wait a sec, Stars trains Scottish Attack Squirrels of Death, should I be worried? Nah, I can take a killer rodent out any day of the week...

[BrowderChick]

:tough:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Maybe y'all should go back and read the first few pages again.

It wasn't Sean Astin. :rolleyes: Yeah, I guess I do have to give credit where credit is due.

Thanks BC... :elol:

[BrowderChick]

Ok so everyone went back to read the first few pages

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Maybe y'all should go back and read the first few pages again.

It wasn't Sean Astin. :rolleyes:

Nope, took long enough reading the twelve new pages since last night...

Really do like that smilie... :tough:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Yeah, I guess I do have to give credit where credit is due.

Thanks BC... :elol:

:curtsey:

And it has been so much fun on this long journey of my corrupted innocence...

Thank you LL for starting the thread though..

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Bite. me. :ewink: :hug: :roflmao:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Nope, took long enough reading the twelve new pages since last night...

Really do like that smilie... :tough:

It is sssoooo you...

[Alexxia]

Alexxia goes back to lurking in this thread until she understands what's going on again.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
NEVER!!! Not until Frun gets what he wants.

Thanks LL, good to know at least somebody else is keeping track of what this thread is really all about...

[KellEy.. "red"]

what is this thread all about? i didn't bother reading the first 250 PAGES... i just jumped in and started hounding grinner... :D

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by Alexxia
Alexxia goes back to lurking in this thread until she understands what's going on again. What don't you understand?

[StarsGoBlue]

Hounding grinner is a perfectly respectable purpose for this thread. :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

We had mud, fluff, pudding, bubbles, cheerleaders, rusted dented armor, keep going guys....

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Alexxia
Alexxia goes back to lurking in this thread until she understands what's going on again.

here let me help...

Elevated furniture dancing, wearing cropped pants (possibly infamous monkey pants) in near proximity, nay, even touching what may or may not rhyme with 'Mole'...

In other words Pole dancing (capitalized for emphasis)

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Hounding grinner is a perfectly respectable purpose for this thread. :innocent: yeah, but LL still needs the shovel.

[BrowderChick]

Thank you.....

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by grinner
yeah, but LL still needs the shovel. ???For What???

[grinner]

around post 200 or so... when you were in deep Shite.

[KellEy.. "red"]

you might want to keep a shovel for yourself for when you were threatening to insert things into ME without who's approval!!!!

just thought i'd remind ya... :D

[Lord Loser]

I was never in deep shite, I was always in control... um yeah, that's it, that's the ticket... :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

No one is innocent on this thread anymore....

[Lord Loser]

Well, K-Red, if you really want to know what this post was about, read the first 5 or six posts. It got hijacked from there...

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
I was never in deep shite, I was always in control... um yeah, that's it, that's the ticket... :innocent:

yep, backing LL all the way tonight...
Just for that previous post...

All part of his insipid little plan...

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
No one is innocent on this thread anymore....

Just like in Shawshank, everyone in this thread is :innocent:

[grinner]

Originally posted by KellEy.. "red"
you might want to keep a shovel for yourself for when you were threatening to insert things into ME without who's approval!!!!

just thought i'd remind ya... :D I know not of what you speak
<---------:innocent:

[BrowderChick]

Well then I can change my sig again then....:innocent:

[KellEy.. "red"]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

[KellEy.. "red"]

i said Right, not Night

[grinner]

Originally posted by KellEy.. "red"
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... I'm serious... and that is my story and I am sticking to it.

[KellEy.. "red"]

"okay tough guy.. play it straight"... (name that movie)

[grinner]

the Rundown??? Is that the way the quote goes... cause I can't find it by google or us.imdb.com...

[KellEy.. "red"]

nope... Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Will Ferrel says it....

HAHAHAHAHAHA... *hack* *cough*... HAHAHAHHAHA

i beat you at something.... well.. besides the status of the you ain't right-ness

[grinner]

are you sure that is how it went? I can't find it anywhere.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
*back from a refreshing walk*

Poor LL, your little thread started to wrong almost from the first, didn't it? :(

You poor underappreciated cowpoke. :kotc: :hug:

*****Stars :groove: I know, but it's been a fun ride... :D

[grinner]

Originally posted by KellEy.. "red"


HAHAHAHAHAHA... *hack* *cough*... HAHAHAHHAHA
maybe you need an inhaler...

[Lord Loser]

Yeah, I took a small trip down post lane, and had to laugh when the mod's got involved... :rollin:

[grinner]

that was fun... wasn't it.

we had good times...

[BrowderChick]

Oh the memories.....

[BrowderChick]

My innocence was corrupted in this thread

[grinner]

no... you're supposed to say...

I wouldn't change them for the world... sheesh.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
My innocence was corrupted in this thread

<------ :innocent:

[Lord Loser]

You know what else is fun? Reading the calendar threads... :roflmao:

[Lord Loser]

Night Stars, I think I'll see y'all tomorrow too

:sadbye: :zzz:

[KellEy.. "red"]

and yes, grinner.. that's how the line went.. at the end of the movie when banky tells him "and despite what you may have heard, i do NOT kiss guys"... will ferrell looks at him and says "okay, tough guy.. play it straight"...

i've got the movie pretty much memorized and that's one of my favorite lines because no matter what they did, they couldn't edit out the banky cracking up laughing...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
no... you're supposed to say...

I wouldn't change them for the world... sheesh.

I wouldn't change them for the world... sheesh

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
<------ :innocent:

rusty dented armor


:tough:

[JrMissToughChick]

:wall:

[BrowderChick]

Who are you hiding from?

[JrMissToughChick]

Just peerng in to see what's up

~JrMTC~

[BrowderChick]

Actually not a whole lot...I think everyone went to bed....

[JrMissToughChick]

Yeah and that is where I sould be right now ;)

~JrMTC~

[BrowderChick]

Me too but I am running my nightly programs before bed. Spybot and the sort....

[Alexxia]

That's where I should've been hours ago. And that's where I'm going now. G'night to whoever is still here.

[BrowderChick]

Good night Alexxia.....

[JrMissToughChick]

I am so going to bed now!!!

~JrMTC~

[trinamick]

Seeing how I've been sadly missing my Internet access for the last week, is there anything vitally important I need to read in the last 10 pages?

[grinner]

probably yes... but???

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by trinamick
Seeing how I've been sadly missing my Internet access for the last week, is there anything vitally important I need to read in the last 10 pages? Damn. And here I thought I finally scared you off... :g2f:

[KellEy.. "red"]

in the last 10 pages??? ummmm... oh god, where to begin... i think it started closer to 15 or 20 pages back...

we were a bit..... frisky ... last night... the pages just seemed to fly by....

<---- :innocent:

[grinner]

another thief of my <----:innocent: idea... oh well... I give it to everyone :)

[KellEy.. "red"]

oh well... I give it to everyone

are we gonna start this AGAIN??? who's gonna kick yer ass, you know that, don't you?

*backs away slowly then :flee: *

[grinner]

what a way to take something out of context...

[BlackThorn]

Hmm . . . bacon sounds good right now. I wonder if I can find some bacon.

[Lord Loser]

DAMN!!! BLACKIE TOO!!! This is turning out to be a terrible day...

[KellEy.. "red"]

I

SMELL

BACONNNNNN!!!!!!

[BlackThorn]

Yeah, it is turning out to be a terrible day, but at least I found some bacon!

[BrowderChick]

Didn't we have bacon flavored bubbles?

[BlackThorn]

Mmm . . . bacon good. Took about a half hour to get 2 pieces down, but it was worth it! Yummy!

[BrowderChick]

Oh I can imagine that it must have hurt.....

[StarsGoBlue]

:pissed:


*pout*sulk*wallow*

[BrowderChick]

I gave you honeyed bread and a hug on your thread:)

[BlackThorn]

Be happy, Stars. Want some bacon?

[Lord Loser]

...Somebody needs to do laundry... :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

Yep, that would cheer her up:aok:

[StarsGoBlue]

Hee! :D

:hug: Thanks BC for the bread & honey...

:hug: Thanks BT for the bacon (bacon is ALWAYS yummy)...

Laundy? Is someone offering to... do my laundry? :eek:


I feel much better now. You guys rock. :love:

[BlackThorn]

When I was a child, I couldn't understand why my mother always ran out into the laundry room when the spin cycle started.

[BrowderChick]

Oh there is something that we did not know...:rollin:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Hee! :D

:hug: Thanks BC for the bread & honey...

:hug: Thanks BT for the bacon (bacon is ALWAYS yummy)...

Laundy? Is someone offering to... do my laundry? :eek:


I feel much better now. You guys rock. :love: :eh: check with that Dent fella... :eh:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Hee! :D

:hug: Thanks BC for the bread & honey...

:hug: Thanks BT for the bacon (bacon is ALWAYS yummy)...

Laundy? Is someone offering to... do my laundry? :eek:


I feel much better now. You guys rock. :love:

Hey you know that may taste good as a sandwich......hmmm.....Guess what I will be having for lunch tomorrow....

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
:eh: check with that Dent fella... :eh:

Good idea. :ewink:

*****Stars :innocent:
Off to send a PM... that spin cycle sounds like a very. good. idea... :lech:

[BlackThorn]

I always liked dipping bacon in maple syrup. I'd imagine a honeyed bread and bacon sammich would be tasty!

[Alexxia]

I love peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Just sayin'.

[who45]

Originally posted by KellEy.. "red"
are we gonna start this AGAIN??? who's gonna kick yer ass, you know that, don't you?

*backs away slowly then :flee: * No, I would never do that....it's probably a cute a...well...I won't go there.:D

[Lord Loser]

:rolleyes:

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
I always liked dipping bacon in maple syrup. I'd imagine a honeyed bread and bacon sammich would be tasty!

Have you tried the maple syrup-flavored breakfast sausages by Johnsonville? So. tasty. :P

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Alexxia
I love peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Just sayin'.

That's because you have good taste. :aok:

I love honey in my tea.

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
:rolleyes: http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/slap.thumb.gif Don't be rolling those eyes at me.:D

[Nicola]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
When I was a child, I couldn't understand why my mother always ran out into the laundry room when the spin cycle started.

:spew:

[BrowderChick]

*imagine a chocolate eating smilie here*

Don't want any popcorn....

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
When I was a child, I couldn't understand why my mother always ran out into the laundry room when the spin cycle started.

Either that or she had a magical dryer.....:aok:

[DentArthurDent]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Good idea. :ewink:

*****Stars :innocent:
Off to send a PM... that spin cycle sounds like a very. good. idea... :lech:

spin cycle? naw that comes at the end, wringing everything out. You gatta start at the beginning of the cycle, fill 'er up, let that rhythmic agitation work it's magic, THEN the spin cycle to wring everthing out. Shesh, you people ever do laundry? The way you talk it'd be over WAY to quick to get the job done...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by DentArthurDent
spin cycle? naw that comes at the end, wringing everything out. You gatta start at the beginning of the cycle, fill 'er up, let that rhythmic agitation work it's magic, THEN the spin cycle to wring everthing out. Shesh, you people ever do laundry? The way you talk it'd be over WAY to quick to get the job done...

I am supposed to have a magical dryer but it doesn't work the way it's supposed to I guess :shrug:

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by DentArthurDent
spin cycle? naw that comes at the end, wringing everything out. You gatta start at the beginning of the cycle, fill 'er up, let that rhythmic agitation work it's magic, THEN the spin cycle to wring everthing out. Shesh, you people ever do laundry? The way you talk it'd be over WAY to quick to get the job done...

:devil:

*****Stars :D <----- the smug smile of satisfaction
...must remember to thank LL for that...laundry with Dent idea... :lech:

[grinner]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
:rolleyes: dude... you snurched from ME!!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT:aok:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
dude... you snurched from ME!!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT:aok: Yeah, but it was used against me.:(

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
Yeah, but it was used against me.:( oh wait... that's right...

You bastard... :grr:

[BrowderChick]

Alexxia has the cutest slapping smilie to use....

[trinamick]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
When I was a child, I couldn't understand why my mother always ran out into the laundry room when the spin cycle started.

Have you ever seen whiter whites?

[BlackThorn]

Well, I must say the whites that she does now don't seem nearly as white as the whites she did then. Of course, she doesn't run out to the spin cycle half as often now either.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by grinner
dude... you snurched from ME!!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT:aok: I know not of what you speak... :innocent:

[BlackThorn]

Good thing I can't cough right now because I'd swear that cough would be surfacing again.

[BrowderChick]

Oh please don't cough......are you still drugged up?

[Lord Loser]

I know not of what YOU speak either, Blackie... :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

LL? Who was that directed to?

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
I know not of what YOU speak either, Blackie... :innocent:

I think I know what she'd say...

*coughcough*bulldren*coughcough* :rolleyes:


How'zat, BT? :hug:

[BrowderChick]

:hi: :bored:

[BlackThorn]

Woohoo! Thanks for coughing for me, Stars!

BC, you bet your butt I'm still drugged. I can take a dose of this stuff every 4-6 hours, and the doc prescribed 2 bottles. :crazydanc

[who45]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Woohoo! Thanks for coughing for me, Stars!

BC, you bet your butt I'm still drugged. I can take a dose of this stuff every 4-6 hours, and the doc prescribed 2 bottles. :crazydanc So, you must be feeling better then now that the drugs have kicked in,lol.

[grinner]

or is it loopy?

surfing while intoxicated...

[BlackThorn]

Loopy would be a good way to describe it, but better works also. I'm no longer dehydrated, so my headache and muscle aches are gone. I can drink fluids and talk again, so that's good. It still hurts, but the pain is down to half what it was, now that the drugs are working. And my brain is very numb . . . which is welcome after the day I've had. I think I'm actually going to get some quality sleep tonight. Life is good.

Oh, and I activated my 3 years free web hosting, so I'm happy about that. www.1and1.com for anyone who's interested. Today the 20th is the last day to sign up, so do it fast if you want it. Pretty good deal for something that's free.

[StarsGoBlue]

This is for Frunie, if he ever shows his face back here again... and since his mailbox is full.

*ahem*

:eh: <------ that is all

[Alexxia]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Alexxia has the cutest slapping smilie
I know this is a little late, but are you talking about this one:

[BrowderChick]

No wonder why he isn't speaking to me....

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Alexxia
I know this is a little late, but are you talking about this one:


That would be the one.....:aok:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
This is for Frunie, if he ever shows his face back here again... and since his mailbox is full.

*ahem*

:eh: <------ that is all

What?
<-------- :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

:innocent: my butt

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
What?
<-------- :innocent:

I think you know...

The only REAL question is, how much trouble are you gonna be in?

:eh:


*****Stars :kitty:

[BlackThorn]

Your butt is innocent? Or are you trying to say your butt whistles. Because . . . either way . . . I'm not sure I wanted to know.

[BrowderChick]

Not my butt

[trubador]

So, it's BlackThorn who gave me this frelling cold! :grr: *cough-cough... hack.... wheeze.... cough-cough* (these are really coughs, too. FRELL

I'm here... such as it as... and such as I am...

My-oh-my have you people been busy talkin' 'bout nothin' special...

[who45]

Originally posted by trubador
So, it's BlackThorn who gave me this frelling cold! :grr: *cough-cough... hack.... wheeze.... cough-cough* (these are really coughs, too. FRELL

I'm here... such as it as... and such as I am...

My-oh-my have you people been busy talkin' 'bout nothin' special... Well, I think BC is talking about her butt,lol.

[BrowderChick]

You got a good topic?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
Well, I think BC is talking about her butt,lol.

It's not my butt.....I swear....

:rollin:

[BlackThorn]

Bacon, honeyed bread, "doing laundry," the spin cycle, the wonders of codine. trubador, you must be confused, because all of these things are special.

[StarsGoBlue]

Poor Trub... you missed all the laundry.

I have a frelling cold again too :achoo: ... stupid kids. :yuck:

[grinner]

what do you swear?

[BrowderChick]

That it isn't my butt.....:shrug:

[trubador]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Bacon, honeyed bread, "doing laundry," the spin cycle, the wonders of codine. trubador, you must be confused, because all of these things are special.
You try answering phones all day going, "*cough*Hello- *gasp* This is- *hack-hack* -How may I he- *gag-spasm-wheeze* (frell) you? *cough-cough-faint" :faint:

[who45]

Originally posted by trubador
You try answering phones all day going, "*cough*Hello- *gasp* This is- *hack-hack* -How may I he- *gag-spasm-wheeze* (frell) you? *cough-cough-faint" :faint: I was doing that about 3 weeks ago...went thru 2 bottles of cough medicine....not very tasty either.

[BrowderChick]

You guys are spreading the love...coughcough

[Alexxia]

I feel for you, trub. I hate being sick when I'm working. I worked in a movie theater over the winter holiday, and one night I was at the guest services desk. Some people were nice and understanding, but then I'd get the occasional jerk who stands there impatiently, huffing at me while I turn to hack up a lung. I was tempted to cough on those kinds of people. :pissed:

[StarsGoBlue]

:rollin: OMG, Trub... 'How may I (frell) you?'

Where DO you work??? :devil:


*****Stars :D
YAY! Time to go watch Keen Eddie!!!! :tv:

[Alexxia]

Keen Eddie is on still? What channel?

[grinner]

more than likely a different timezone... eh?

[Alexxia]

Ah...yeah, I guess so. Well, I suppose I'll have to find out when it's on here. That show was interesting, to say the least.

[trubador]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:rollin: OMG, Trub... 'How may I (frell) you?'

Where DO you work??? :devil:
:rollin: :rollin: *cough-cough* :roflmao: *wheeze-gag* :rollin: :rollin: *cough-hack* (frell)

[grinner]

hey, trub... do you need to go to the ER? Having trouble breathing?

[who45]

Originally posted by trubador
:rollin: :rollin: *cough-cough* :roflmao: *wheeze-gag* :rollin: :rollin: *cough-hack* (frell) Damn Trub...if your not careful you'll cough up a lung,lol.

[trinamick]

I'd be careful with that kind of coughing & hacking. It'd be a shame if you swallowed your tongue!

[Frunium Slip]

He coughcoughcough... What the frelling hezmana is going on...
So many posts, so many pages, and for what? Do they sing? No, couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, not even a hum, frell, they don't even speak to me...
Thought I was in the Ignore thread for a microt... Fell asleep at the keyboard reading 'em, twice...

Can't believe this thread keeps getting derailed...

Sure, there was Stars, on vacation, having a grand time in the 'Olde Country', just minding her own business, looking for a few snookerdoodles and root beer. When alas her wandering eye spots a launderette. Her mind starting to wander toward ‘doing laundry’, even to ‘Dented Laundry’, whatever that might mean, just not going there, will leave that to Stars, LL, and a certain other poster. Not even going to mention it…
Now where was I? Oh yeah, that was really too much to pass by for Stars on this trip so far away from home… her mind starts wandering, (again just for emphasis) to quilts, flannel sheets, infamous monkey pants, certain FMD posers, er I mean posters, riding the wild horsies, cross dressing guys, uh, guys wearing skirts, I meant kilts, honey, bacon bits, and back to spin cycles. Now that would make even the most conscientious person a little distracted. And it was the same with Stars, distracted to the point of walking right smack into a sheet of glass carried by several gentlemen working on the building adjacent to the aforementioned launderette.(you just knew I was gonna say Pole didn’t you?) Would possibly have been OK, except Stars banged her noggin’, creating a whirlwind of stars, might even have been a few blue ones there, and causing yet another possible concussion, contributing to her entry into the ‘You Ain’t Right Club’, although she did get to add it to her sig.

What do you mean get to the point, you just hold your little wild ponies in a bunch and wait for it…

Anyways, Stars all dazed and confused, well confused even more, not that Stars is confused, I’m just saying even more confused than usual, staggers, grabs her aching noggin’ in her now slightly groggy state, wanders, nay, staggers into the launderette, where she just by happenstance catches her balance by leaning on a washing machine just as it enters its spin cycle. The establishment’s manager, fearing a subsequent legal dispute, just gaped in horror at the display. But luckily for all involved, there just happened to be one gentleman who was not only available, knowledgeable, witnessed the whole incident, and who owned the very clothes now entering the spin cycle that Stars was leaning against in a most precarious position. The gentleman in the unique position to help was the Principle Officer Health Liaison, that’s POHL, (rhymes with Pole! Capitalized just for emphasis. See I got us there oh ye of little faith). Which would have been perfect if not for in his eagerness to provide aid, he managed to traverse the one particular spot in the floor where the water did not drain properly, you know the spot, the low spot in the floor that holds water in spite of all the engineers, architects, and design studies that always show just how inconceivable the idea of any water standing on this floor could be. After crashing into the still slightly stunned Stars, and thereby reducing her subsequent stay to a mere blur, the gentleman proceeded to explain his position and England’s health care system. Poor Stars, at the mercy of socialized medicine, left to wander aimlessly with a new bandage and a couple of aspirin.

Stars hates hospitals! A crying shame to, with all those concussions. And to think it all could have been avoided with a little gratuitous elevated furniture dancing, not even thinking about wearing cropped infamous monkey pants :aok: and in the close proximity, nay even touching what may or may not rhyme with ‘Mole.’

Frunium ‘Danger’ Slip waiting with the illustrious taps with foot smilie… http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/spudniks/spudnikserious.gif


Edited to correct one little typo, monkey pant? what? some crazed panting monkey, who let that greebol in here?

[trubador]

.... notice, people, that Mr. Slip has not even mentioned the content of the link I posted last night (a very pertinent link, at that)...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by trinamick
I'd be careful with that kind of coughing & hacking. It'd be a shame if you swallowed your tongue! :g2f: Some people shouldn't be let out of their cages...

[grinner]

I think that needs to be said a bit louder...:D
Originally posted by trubador
.... notice, people, that Mr. Slip has not even mentioned the content of the link I posted last night (a very pertinent link, at that)...

[BrowderChick]

Scary ain't it?

[Frunium Slip]

What? there are just certain posers, er posters you just ignore...
Don't make me go back that many pages...

[BlackThorn]

I think my eyes are bleeding.

[who45]

Hi Frun:colors: :thewave: :djdisco: :applaud: :woohoo:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by who45
Hi Frun:colors: :thewave: :djdisco: :applaud: :woohoo:

hey who, been a bit busy tonight...

[BlackThorn]

:groove:

That one makes me happy.

[grinner]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
:groove:

That one makes me happy. but not this one?[IMG]h

[who45]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
hey who, been a bit busy tonight... :innocent:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
:groove:

That one makes me happy. How about this one
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_acbk.gif

I'm sure it'll make Frunie happy...

[grinner]

I was wondering when that one would come out to play... *hehehe*

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
How about this one
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_acbk.gif

I'm sure it'll make Frunie happy...

Definitely Pole dancer material there...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by grinner
I was wondering when that one would come out to play... *hehehe* :shrug:

[grinner]

:aok:

[trubador]

AHEM... *cough-cough*
Originally posted by trubador
Milan: Pole Dancing, Circus Acts and Runways Shows

Sun Jan 18, 8:53 AM ET

Fashion Wire Daily January 18, 2003 - Milan - This week the fashion flock has flown east—touching down in Milan for the men’s collections.

Arguably the highlight of the week—make that year—was Tom Ford’s winning swan song at Gucci, where he showed us how the boozy, sex fueled playboys of the world should dress. Perhaps he’s just been preparing his own wardrobe for when he is officially without a proper work address. Then there was Giorgio Armani, who didn’t disappoint with his collection of classically tailored suits and, as always, a celeb filled front row. And it looks as though Mr. Armani may have a bit of a rival in Alexander McQueen, as the stellar Brit debuted a surprisingly demure men’s collection, which gave a big nod to his Savile Row training. And Neil Barret: the next fashion icon in the making? You be the judge. From classic tailoring, pole dancing mamas, and a literal circus show at Etro, the Men’s shows in Milan were nothing if not exciting.

You owe me, Mr. Slip. [/B]

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by who45
:innocent:

You know a lot of posters in FMD use that smilie, I don't think it means what they think it means...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Definitely Pole dancer material there...

But she isn't blonde....Tee Hee

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by trubador
AHEM... *cough-cough*

No accompanying photos?

What?

<-----:innocent:

Have to admit trubs came through on this one!!! :aok:

BTW certain posters who might have gone blue weren't there were they?

Just askin'...

[who45]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
You know a lot of posters in FMD use that smilie, I don't think it means what they think it means... Oh, I know exactly what it means.:lech:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by who45
Oh, I know exactly what it means.:lech:

[Jim Carey Voice] REEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYY[/Jim Carey Voice]

[BrowderChick]

:tough:

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:tough: While BC is flexing her muscles...I'll say Good Night.

[JrMissToughChick]

:tough:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:tough:

And I still like that guy the best...

[Frunium Slip]

Night who...

[BrowderChick]

I do too...He is ssssooooo cute...

[BrowderChick]

Nighty night who

[trubador]

I'm gettin' ready for bed, as well. Need my rest *cough-cough*. Got another long day, tomorrow. *groan*

[BrowderChick]

Don't lose a lung...dude

[BrowderChick]

well I think it is time for me to say good night.....

[BlackThorn]

Good night, all. Sleep well and bring on the funky dreams! :groove:

[BrowderChick]

Oh I have some real doozies sometimes.......

Be back later.....

[BrowderChick]

:hi:

[Alexxia]

This thread seems to have died down...how sad...*sniff*... I became a member of the Shameless Scaper Flirting Club in this thread... http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/DevilCry.gif

[BrowderChick]

It kicks in after 8pm est for prime time entertainment....

[Alexxia]

Oh, okay. :ewink:

[trinamick]

It's a shame I have to work on homework tonight. Guess I'll have to catch up on all the excitement tomorrow morning. College sucks.

[Lord Loser]

I'm certain we'll miss you Ktm...

[BrowderChick]

HI FRUN

:bounce: :bounce: :hi: :tough: :smooch: :kotc: :hug2: :hug:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
HI FRUN

:bounce: :bounce: :hi: :tough: :smooch: :kotc: :hug2: :hug:
HI BC
:hi: :hug: :tough: (just love this guy)
Hmmm... you ever notice BC bounces in pairs...
I'm just sayin'...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
HI BC
:hi: :hug: :tough: (just love this guy)
Hmmm... you ever notice BC bounces in pairs...
I'm just sayin'...

I just think he is ssssooo cute...

[BrowderChick]

:wall:

[Frunium Slip]

:bored:

So what is this, Stars doesn't even check out the thread dedicated to her honor? Well if you call elevated furniture dancing in nothing resembling cropped infamous monkey pants :aok: and in close proximity, nay, even going so far as touching what may or may not rhyme with 'Mole', honor, but that is all just semantics...

Edited to remove an extraneous 'A' in resembling...

[BrowderChick]

:shrug:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I checked it out and you and BC were getting all googly-moogly with the ALL CAPS and funky font sizes. :dunno:

And I think LL might not agree that this thread is in my honor... he seems to think it has something to do with Sean Astin...? :rolleyes:


*****Stars :kitty:

Hm... thinks Stars might want to go back a few more posts...

[Frunium Slip]

:bored:

So Stars can keep up with everyone's avatar, check on edited posts, and retort to them, and can't find a verbal masterpeice, eloquently written, and in her 'honor', WTF?

[BrowderChick]

Well I read it and it was good.....Guess you will just have to pick on someone else now....

[BrowderChick]

:tough:

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip

Sure, there was Stars, on vacation, having a grand time in the 'Olde Country', just minding her own business, looking for a few snookerdoodles and root beer. When alas her wandering eye spots a launderette. Her mind starting to wander toward ‘doing laundry’, even to ‘Dented Laundry’, whatever that might mean, just not going there, will leave that to Stars, LL, and a certain other poster. Not even going to mention it…
Now where was I? Oh yeah, that was really too much to pass by for Stars on this trip so far away from home… her mind starts wandering, (again just for emphasis) to quilts, flannel sheets, infamous monkey pants, certain FMD posers, er I mean posters, riding the wild horsies, cross dressing guys, uh, guys wearing skirts, I meant kilts, honey, bacon bits, and back to spin cycles. Now that would make even the most conscientious person a little distracted. And it was the same with Stars, distracted to the point of walking right smack into a sheet of glass carried by several gentlemen working on the building adjacent to the aforementioned launderette.(you just knew I was gonna say Pole didn’t you?) Would possibly have been OK, except Stars banged her noggin’, creating a whirlwind of stars, might even have been a few blue ones there, and causing yet another possible concussion, contributing to her entry into the ‘You Ain’t Right Club’, although she did get to add it to her sig.

What do you mean get to the point, you just hold your little wild ponies in a bunch and wait for it…

Anyways, Stars all dazed and confused, well confused even more, not that Stars is confused, I’m just saying even more confused than usual, staggers, grabs her aching noggin’ in her now slightly groggy state, wanders, nay, staggers into the launderette, where she just by happenstance catches her balance by leaning on a washing machine just as it enters its spin cycle. The establishment’s manager, fearing a subsequent legal dispute, just gaped in horror at the display. But luckily for all involved, there just happened to be one gentleman who was not only available, knowledgeable, witnessed the whole incident, and who owned the very clothes now entering the spin cycle that Stars was leaning against in a most precarious position. The gentleman in the unique position to help was the Principle Officer Health Liaison, that’s POHL, (rhymes with Pole! Capitalized just for emphasis. See I got us there oh ye of little faith). Which would have been perfect if not for in his eagerness to provide aid, he managed to traverse the one particular spot in the floor where the water did not drain properly, you know the spot, the low spot in the floor that holds water in spite of all the engineers, architects, and design studies that always show just how inconceivable the idea of any water standing on this floor could be. After crashing into the still slightly stunned Stars, and thereby reducing her subsequent stay to a mere blur, the gentleman proceeded to explain his position and England’s health care system. Poor Stars, at the mercy of socialized medicine, left to wander aimlessly with a new bandage and a couple of aspirin.

Stars hates hospitals! A crying shame to, with all those concussions. And to think it all could have been avoided with a little gratuitous elevated furniture dancing, not even thinking about wearing cropped infamous monkey pants :aok: and in the close proximity, nay even touching what may or may not rhyme with ‘Mole.’

Frunium ‘Danger’ Slip waiting with the illustrious taps with foot smilie… http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/spudniks/spudnikserious.gif


Edited to correct one little typo, monkey pant? what? some crazed panting monkey, who let that greebol in here?

:spew: :roflmao: :rollin:


Um, dude---snookerdoodle? Try SNICKERdoodle. :lol

Gotta just loooooove doing laundry. :lech:

Monkey Pant would be a good name for a band. :D



Stars bows to the master of entertaining missives... :notworthy :signbravo


Frunie---->:kotc: <----me (sorry BC, he earned it)
Sorry I missed it, I'm in the middle of writing... prob'ly won't be in much tonight. Doesn't mean I don't love you guys, 'cos... I love you guys. *sniff*

[BlackThorn]

Oooo, more steamy writing?

[Alexxia]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/travesmilies/haushalt/smilie_waschmaschine1.gif

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:spew: :roflmao: :rollin:


Um, dude---snookerdoodle? Try SNICKERdoodle. :lol

Gotta just loooooove doing laundry. :lech:

Monkey Pant would be a good name for a band. :D



Stars bows to the master of entertaining missives... :notworthy :signbravo


Frunie---->:kotc: <----me (sorry BC, he earned it)
Sorry I missed it, I'm in the middle of writing... prob'ly won't be in much tonight. Doesn't mean I don't love you guys, 'cos... I love you guys. *sniff*


I will allow you just that one.....maybe....:)

[trubador]

... now, will we see StarsGoBlue smooch LL???...

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Oooo, more steamy writing?

Nope... angsty. :bawl:

I'm working on the follow-up to this: http://www.livejournal.com/community/farscapefriday/137757.html#cutid1 :book:


Damn. Gotta go feed the :kitty: so she'll be quiet and let me think. Later! :D

[trubador]

I'm cashin' it in early, peeps! I'm too pooped to pop. 'Til tomorrow.... :bigwave:

[Frunium Slip]

Night trubs...

[BrowderChick]

:achoo:


Night Trub

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Um, dude---snookerdoodle? Try SNICKERdoodle. :lol

Gotta just loooooove doing laundry. :lech:

Monkey Pant would be a good name for a band. :D

Stars bows to the master of entertaining missives... :notworthy :signbravo

Frunie---->:kotc: <----me (sorry BC, he earned it)
Sorry I missed it, I'm in the middle of writing... prob'ly won't be in much tonight. Doesn't mean I don't love you guys, 'cos... I love you guys. *sniff*

Why thank you SGB, and absolutely none of it was plagiarized, I swear... usually at people who annoy me...

Damn, snickerdoodles, snookerdoodles, whatever... (should have taken notes, that's what I get for not studying...)

Hey, Monkey pant was a typo, a TYPO, a TYPO...

master of entertaining missives... like the sound of that... :tough:

Can understand the writing, takes me forever just to type in a regular post... and to think I laughed at all those greebols who took typing in school, who'd have thought that it would have come in handy?

[BrowderChick]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/travesmilies/smilie_eis1.gif

[BrowderChick]

Worked that time....

[Alexxia]

:woohoo:
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/Fool/popc.gif
I'm only eating popcorn 'cause I like playing with the smilies.

[BrowderChick]

And I like that smilie.....

[BrowderChick]

Any more good snack ones?

[Alexxia]

Hmmm...lemme see...no, not really anymore that are snacking. But I do have one dodging tomatoes:
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/Fool/pom.gif

[BrowderChick]

That one is so cute....I love all these....

[Alexxia]

I love this one: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/Fool/adr.gif
and: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/Fool/hug.gif
and: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/jasons_smilie/curtain.gif.

Hijacking? What means hijacking? Noooo, we are good little hobbitses, yeeesss, preciouss.

[BrowderChick]

I think they are all really cute....I do have 2 faves though.....

:tough:

and

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/auto/car-smiley-009.gif

[Alexxia]

I love the flexing one. He's cute. But I have to go to bed now. I have class tomorrow. It's been great fun, all! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/Fool/yar.gif

[BrowderChick]

Night night

And the flexing one is ...well....he is....he reminds me of someone...:ewink:

[BrowderChick]

Well I am off for the night...

[Nicola]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

StarsGoBlue!!!! and Frunie!!!

Did you watch Angel tonight?

There was (gasp) Pole Dancing!!!

:faint:

[trinamick]

There is some exotic dancing on elevated furniture in Once Upon a Time in Mexico also!

[generic_screenname]

Once Upon a Time in Mexico ruled. Is that on DVD yet?

[trinamick]

Yeah, I just started watching it last night. I hate to not finish a movie all at once, but I had to be up early this morning. I'm going to finish watching it over my noon hour. The DVD has a bunch of deleted scenes and bonus material. I'll check that out when I get off work. Real life really gets in the way of my lazy time!

[scrape_medic]

Okay, I've only stopped paying attention to this thread for two maybe three days and forty pages have gone up.:(

Could anyone give me the short version?;)

Pretty please, with brass knobs on....:D

[BrowderChick]

Really not a whole lot more than the usual stuff. Mostly ranting and raving and the normal good time. You really didn't miss too much....

Please read all of Fruns posts though. :aok: His personal best yet....

BTW. There is a package in the mail for you. Sent Air Mail so you should get it real soon...

[BrowderChick]

HI FRUN


:kotc: :hug: :tough:

[Frunium Slip]

HI BC


:kotc: :hug: :bounce::bounce:

[scrape_medic]

Excellent BC, how ya doing
and hiya Frun too

[BrowderChick]

Doing fine. Everything going ok with you?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Could anyone give me the short version?;)

Hi SM!!!
And what BC said, yep just skip all that other dren, er, uh, stuff, and get straight to the good stuff! :D

Once Upon a Time in Mexico came out a while ago, and yes I do have it...
Pole dancing on Angel? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?

[scrape_medic]

Yep BC, doing okay. The big day tomorrow, and my greatest fear is the hell and damnation the priest is going to bestow on my little pagan head. He is desperately trying to get me back in the fold.


Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Hi SM!!!

Pole dancing on Angel? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?

I missed POHL dancing!! Were there any guys doing it?
like maybe david b for instance, don't know if I really want to see that, maybe, maybe not....hmm

BC you're right Frun's last effort was hysterical. :lol Was stars really injured when she was over here or was that artistic licence?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
Yep BC, doing okay. The big day tomorrow, and my greatest fear is the hell and damnation the priest is going to bestow on my little pagan head. He is desperately trying to get me back in the fold.




I missed POHL dancing!! Were there any guys doing it?
like maybe david b for instance, don't know if I really want to see that, maybe, maybe not....hmm

BC you're right Frun's last effort was hysterical. :lol Was stars really injured when she was over here or was that artistic licence?


I hope it all goes smoothly for you tomorrow....:hug: We are here if you need us....

[Lord Loser]

Tomorrow? This is something that I don't know... it doesn't involve rings and rice does it?...

[scrape_medic]

Thank you BC. :hug:

Well there is no late night for me tonight!!! [insomnia or no insomnia] so I really must away to bed.

Thought I would put a dvd on to distract me but I don't think Red Dragon was the best of choices. Might try Rear Window instead.

Night night all. Catch up soon. :)

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
I missed POHL dancing!!

BC you're right Frun's last effort was hysterical. :lol Was stars really injured when she was over here or was that artistic licence?

A licence? I needed a licence? First the Angel Pole dancing and now this, nobody ever tells me nothing...

And about Stars injury, not to sure of the total extent of the damage, think the plate glass was a goner...
Oh, uh, well, she did state that she thinks the trip was brief, and some vague hint that she might have been asleep, so using my best Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau detective skills, I put two and two together and made a huge mess, er, sum...

[scrape_medic]

No LL, though that would be nice.

Unfortunately my family are burying my Dad tomorrow, who lost his battle with cancer friday week ago.

It's okay though, he was 78 and had many good friends who have said the nicest things about him. I think they are more upset than me because they have not seen how bad things got for him. I hope he is in a better place and with the family that has gone before, and being at my Mum's place with my sister has been very good for us all. We have been busy with the arrangements, and like someone said this week, "it's like trying to arrange a wedding, but in one week"

So I didn't mention it on this site before because in some ways this has been my "normal" place, not that this thread is really normal, and it has been good to be able to step away from the family troubles every now and again.

[BrowderChick]

:hug:

We are all here for you...

[Lord Loser]

:cry2: :hug: :hug2:

[StarsGoBlue]

(((((scrape_medic))))) :hug:




Hey, look----what's that?

















:bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana:
:bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana:
:bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana:
:bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana: :bluenana:



Dancin' blue 'nanas just for you!!! :hug:

[trubador]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
... my Dad... lost his battle with cancer friday week ago...
:hug: My sincere condolences, s_m. Continued thoughts and prayers for you and your family!

[Nicola]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Pole dancing on Angel? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?

I did tell you! That is how come you know!

scape-medic, :hugz: I hope that we will continue to be your 'normal' retreat for a long time to come.

[trubador]

OKAY, PEOPLE... WAKE UP!!!

[Alexxia]

What's a fancy, and how do you tickle it?

[Frunium Slip]

Huh? raises head off keyboard...

Originally posted by Nicola
I did tell you! That is how come you know!

But you're supposed to let me know before it comes on, not tell me what I missed, Yotz!!!

And truly sorry S_M, hope things start looking up for you...

[trubador]

Originally posted by Alexxia
What's a fancy, and how do you tickle it?
Oh, you're doin' just fine, Alexxia... :aok: