Tables, Dances, and Poles, oh my!

[Frunium Slip]

Get a little distracted and the entire thread goes to hezmana...

With the notable exception of the CB pic, but thre rest, and with trubs picture i thought Stars was a guy getting arrested on stage for stealing a stuffed animal!

Thanks Stars for clearing that up, was going to start therapy ASAP!

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Well I missed the whole cat thing, but the BlackThorn excuse is just feeble... unless it's a delayed-performance thing, I understand that's something that happens to some men when they reach a certain age...

'Cos, y'know, BlackThorn's 'potty-mind' post was only seven pages back or so when you 'replied' to it.

So maybe the world does revolve around me... a little bit. :P

*****Stars :groove:
Well this was fun... poor Trub has to work *snicker*
I think I'll pull an all-nighter, I've got popcorn and movies and some books I've been wanting to read...

I posted a pic of my dog and he said what an ugly cat.

[Nicola]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I posted a pic of my dog and he said what an ugly cat.

Oh, thems fightin' words.....:bballbat:

[BrowderChick]

Can you believe it? You would think he knew what a big dog looked like with the comments about his Dane.

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Get a little distracted and the entire thread goes to hezmana... with trubs picture i thought Stars was a guy getting arrested on stage for stealing a stuffed animal!

Thanks Stars for clearing that up, was going to start therapy ASAP!


:rolleyes: You doofus, that's David Franklin and Cookie.

Oh, and now that I've had a chance to really read the lyrics, I guess the song isn't too shabby. And... you don't chase sheep, cows, dogs, or um... gamblers, do you?

I think I might like you best of all. :kotc:

*****Stars :D

[StarsGoBlue]

And the endearingly rumpled Mr. Paul Goddard... who has some serious soulful eyes of his own, lemme tell ya... :faint:

[BrowderChick]

Yeah and he knows what a dog looks like......LL? It's not a cat.......

[BrowderChick]

I hope you have that Cookie............

[BrowderChick]

Well I am off to bed for tonight before I fall off my chair. Us East Coasters are going on into the wee hours here. See you all tomorrow. Stars, keep the hot shots of Ben coming. Merry Christmas to me...........:)

[BrowderChick]

For those of you who are starting their travels and wont be on for a while,

Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicola]

Goodnight, BC.

And to everyone travelling, safe journey.:hugz:

[BlackThorn]

Well, geez! I get back from a night out and see my name tossed around all over this thread! :elol:

For the record, my potty-mind post was asked for. LL did tell me I could take gratuitous shot at him for old time's sake.

And the great dane would be mine.

[trubador]

Well.... it looks like today's gonna be a thumb-twiddlin' kinda day here at the office. :innocent: I'll be splittin' early so that I can be home in time for the shuttle van to pick me up. Nothin' like havin' to leave my home at 5:30 in order to catch my flight at 10. :grr: Yeah-yeah-yeah... holidays, highway traffic, security.... I know, I know. I'm entitled to 1 bah-humbug moment, right???

edit(t)ed to correct a typo... the van is to Pick me up, not Lick me up. :g2f:

[trinamick]

Well, have fun on your trip. My boss told me that instead of getting tomorrow off like usual, he's going to let me have Friday off. That means a wonderful 4 day weekend! And since I'm not traveling, no random body cavity searches! Yay for me! :woohoo:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Well, geez! I get back from a night out and see my name tossed around all over this thread! :elol:

For the record, my potty-mind post was asked for. LL did tell me I could take gratuitous shot at him for old time's sake.

And the great dane would be mine.

Whew!!!! Glad we got that cleared up...... Keep your Dane away from him.......He called my Shepherd and ugly cat......

All that sheep and cow stuff must have had him blinded...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by trubador
Well.... it looks like today's gonna be a thumb-twiddlin' kinda day here at the office. :innocent: I'll be splittin' early so that I can be home in time for the shuttle van to pick me up. Nothin' like havin' to leave my home at 5:30 in order to catch my flight at 10. :grr: Yeah-yeah-yeah... holidays, highway traffic, security.... I know, I know. I'm entitled to 1 bah-humbug moment, right???

edit(t)ed to correct a typo... the van is to Pick me up, not Lick me up. :g2f:

I know I have posted it all over here. Happy Holidays and stay safe. I enjoyed your songs and someday I would love to hear the finished product with music. I am glad you edited it before I read it. No telling what could have been said. We will keep this thread open for you when you return and we will even pause for you to catch up.

Merry Christmas.....

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by trinamick
Well, have fun on your trip. My boss told me that instead of getting tomorrow off like usual, he's going to let me have Friday off. That means a wonderful 4 day weekend! And since I'm not traveling, no random body cavity searches! Yay for me! :woohoo:

Whew!! Thank God for that huh?

[BrowderChick]

Just to let everyone know that I will be popping in and out over the next few days. I have company coming tonight so I wont be on til late and tomorrow as you all know is the family get together.....I will try to sneak in here during that as well. If not I will show up late. I will catch up as I can read fast. But for those who wont be here (even if you cant get this message) Love to all and have a great holiday.


I WILL see you later tonight though........

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
I was watching Buffy and Angel... :D

Woa, do we think a like or what..now if I had been watching Angel too...woa...

[grinner]

that would work for me...:D

[BrowderChick]

*tumbleweeds again*

[BlackThorn]

Boo!

[grinner]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Boo! :eek2: :shocked: :scare:

[BrowderChick]

:rollin:

[who45]

I think there's an echo.

[BrowderChick]

Oh I know...........Hello......hello.........hello

[harveywhispers]

What's going on in this thread? I'm just a 'lil too lazy to read the other 79 pages.

[BlackThorn]

Nothing right now.

You missed the mud, jello, whipped cream, farm animals, trubador's butt, Ben Browder, and something that we're not allowed to call pole dancing. :D

[who45]

:snore: Now all I need is a pillow...or something.

[harveywhispers]

Sounds like a con.:ewink:Now that I know there's a good time to be found, I'll be sure to check back.

I have a client who is employed in the profession of "not pole dancing."

Aah....public service....you find out so many things you never needed/wanted to know....

[BrowderChick]

Oh it got a little out of control here a few times but we have a good time. Everyone is off somewhere else at the moment but it will resume soon............

[harveywhispers]

Out of control here......never....:ewink:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:rolleyes: You doofus, that's David Franklin and Cookie.

Oh, and now that I've had a chance to really read the lyrics, I guess the song isn't too shabby. And... you don't chase sheep, cows, dogs, or um... gamblers, do you?

I think I might like you best of all. :kotc:

*****Stars :D

Well , with that professional picture quality, who could tell, not that there is anything wrong with amateur photography mind you..

Sees Stars finally begining to come around to Frunium's way of thinking. With the exception of the Doofus remark of course..

Not to shabby? , I spent microts working on that...

No, we don't chase sheep, cows, dogs, or any *gamblers* that we know of, must check with college buddies over several alledged drinking incidences...

Remembers to thumb nose at LL and trubador, frelling greebol hijacking thread to post some songs, when everyone knows thread is all about Stars dancing on elevated furniture, wearing really closely cropped monkey pants, and I mean closely, almost unidentifiable, well, unidentifiable as monkey pants anyway, and in close proximity, even touching, something that may or may not rhyme with 'Mole'.

[BrowderChick]

Only one time a mod came in. Only once

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Well , with that professional picture quality, who could tell, not that there is anything wrong with amateur photography mind you..

Sees Stars finally begining to come around to Frunium's way of thinking. With the exception of the Doofus remark of course..

Not to shabby? , I spent microts working on that...

No, we don't chase sheep, cows, dogs, or any *gamblers* that we know of, must check with college buddies over several alledged drinking incidences...

Remembers to thumb nose at LL and trubador, frelling greebol hijacking thread to post some songs, when everyone knows thread is all about Stars dancing on elevated furniture, wearing really closely cropped monkey pants, and I mean closely, almost unidentifiable, well, unidentifiable as monkey pants anyway, and in close proximity, even touching, something that may or may not rhyme with 'Mole'.

Dont forget that LL doesnt know the difference with a cat and a dog......

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by harveywhispers
Sounds like a con.:ewink:Now that I know there's a good time to be found, I'll be sure to check back.

I have a client who is employed in the profession of "not pole dancing."

Aah....public service....you find out so many things you never needed/wanted to know....

Finally somebody brings something to the 'table' which just happens to be elevated and in close proximity to what may be loosely referred to as rhymes with 'Mole.'

We wants to know more...

Edited to add:

Sure you all thought it was over, Stars would never dance on elevated furniture, wearing closely cropped monkey pants, and in close proximity to what may or may not rhyme with pole. But not Frunium, Frunium knows that one never gives up. Frunium remembers when one football team he was on got off to slow 0-4 start. But did Frunium give up? No. Led team to tie in next game. Moral of story never give up. Frunium conveniently neglects 0-6 finish to season...

Frunium is tired of referring to himself in the third person...

[BrowderChick]

Yeah............??????????

[harveywhispers]

Well......

Where to begin......?

I live in a fairly rural area of Wisconsin. Small town, Friday football games, greasy spoons.....an abundance of "exotic" dance clubs.....These "establishments" range from kitschy, like the place where the guys wear miner's hats, to just run of the mill joints.

Now that I have prefaced the story....

I work in a county department closely associated with the Circuit Court System. A typical day involves general case management, along with the necessary client contact which is required in enfrcement/establishment actions. Nearly two years ago, I began receiving rather secretive phone calls from a woman indicating that she thought she might need our help in establishing/enforcing a court order. All would have been fine, had this person been willing to tell me her name so that I might be able to forward an application. She, however, chose to simply keep making these cloak & dagger(esque) calls to my office. Continually, she kept mentioning "contacts" she had through the local government systems & how she knew them through her employment. Things eventually got to the point of harassment, and she demanded to tell my boss that I was not helping her. That was fine, as I was in the right.......but.....

During the telephone conference with my employer, this woman indicated that I had refused to help her due to her employment as an p*** dancer!:shocked:Yes, that's right, I just didn't want to help the poor single mother work her way through the legal system due to her choice of careers. Strange, it was the first that I had EVER heard about her career.....It also left me wondering about just "who" her contacts might be.

Time Passed.......I had a case to work.......she had to tell the Court exactly how a single mother could afford a $300,000.00 house......the judge (a female) looked like a deer in the headlights...the client is no longer allowed within a 100' radius of me.....I still hide when I see her coming (the chick threatened me)...she even brought one of her dancing friends to work with her the last time.....

What I find totally unfair about the entire situation is that she doesn't claim a penny of this income on her taxes. On top of that, she is just plain ugly.

*She has worked in the establishment with the miner's caps.

[BrowderChick]

Wow... sounds like a freak to me...$300,000 house? are you kidding? And she don't pay taxes? :thud: Ok Frun, you win...P*** dancing is a great business if i can make enough money to get a house like that and not pay taxes...incredible.....

Well I was only kidding about that. P*** dancing.....not my type of career choice.......

[samati75]

bump

[Kurt_eh]

bump

[harveywhispers]

Yes, a $300,000.00 house. From what I understand, she has also branched-out into the sale of meth. Mother always said I should choose a career wisely.

[Kurt_eh]

Sure, Harveywhispers, go and ruin my "FARSCAPE" word in the bumping game :D

[harveywhispers]

Always glad to help!:aok: :devil: :lol

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by harveywhispers
Well......
Where to begin......?

Frunium thinks this is not quite what he had in mind when he stated wants to know more, wishes HW had been a little more colorfully descriptive in her story...

Really wishes person who dances on elevated furniture and in very close proximity to what may, or may not rhyme with 'Mole' had visited LL, now that story would have been, er, elaborated more.

Just to be sure, checks, but no, Stars does not live in Wisconsin

[trinamick]

Originally posted by harveywhispers
Yes, a $300,000.00 house. From what I understand, she has also branched-out into the sale of meth. Mother always said I should choose a career wisely.

Sounds like half our clients. Where was my guidance counselor on that one?! "You need to apply yourself. If you don't go to college, you'll end up on welfare..." Thanks a lot, buddy!

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Frunium thinks this is not quite what he had in mind when he stated wants to know more, wishes HW had been a little more colorfully descriptive in her story...

Really wishes person who dances on elevated furniture and in very close proximity to what may, or may not rhyme with 'Mole' had visited LL, now that story would have been, er, elaborated more.

Just to be sure, checks, but no, Stars does not live in Wisconsin

I thought he lived in Idaho!

[BrowderChick]

Sounds like she climbed up the corp pole so to speak...

[BrowderChick]

:)

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Sounds like she climbed up the corp pole so to speak...

the mind wanders off to envision this corporate pole, that is mentioned, not that it would take much for the mind to wander down this path mind you...

Best thing about stepping on people on the way up, is you get another chance to stomp on them on the way down...

Wait, is this another more subtle hi-jacking of the thread, sure, close to being on topic, even mentioned 'not pole dancing' but is it all a clever ruse to distract from the real topic. Frunium vows not to be distracted no matter how clever the deception. No, the thread is all about Stars, dancing on elevated furniture, wearing closely cropped monkey pants, and in very close proximity to what might or might not rhyme with 'Mole.'

Noticed Stars objecting to 'cropped' monkey pants, but don't fret, vows Stars would never have to 'crop' pants herself, no, will gladly volunteer to do all cropping, just so dimensions of resulting product meets the industry standards. No need to thank me, I do this not for myself, not for rhymes with 'Mole' dancers everywhere, no, I do this for mankind. One small gratuitious elevated furniture dance around something that may rhyme with 'Mole' for man, one giant elevated furniture leap for all mankind.

[BrowderChick]

:spew:

[BrowderChick]

No no no cutting......

[harveywhispers]

:eh:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by harveywhispers
:eh:

You know, I see this emoticon more and more...
must have been something I said, yeah, something I said...

And you don't scare me missy!... OK, you scare me a little...



Frunium makes note of the 'cute avatar' line, additional note of the sadness shown for no rhymes with 'Mole' in sight, seconds the sigh... slightly smiles to self as Stars drifts ever so closer into the lure of the Dark Side... For the Dark Side is powerful, and once in its sway your soul will be lost forever among the owners of $300,000 homes...

Edited to fix typo that let Stars off the hook, this time, but the Dark Side never gives up... not until there is some gratuitious elevated furniture dancing, in very close proximity to what may or may not rhyme with 'Mole.'

Decides prudence is the greater part of valor, decides not to mention what might have been mistakenly construed to be 'cropped' infamous monkey pants... Not that I'm scared mind you...

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
For the Dark Side is powerful, and once in its sway your sole will be lost forever...


Good thing I don't have a fish, then... :rollin:

*****Stars :innocent:
:boat:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Good thing I don't have a fish, then... :rollin:

*****Stars :innocent:
:boat:

damn, frelling typing, uh, just never mind that, soul, yeah soul, that's what it was...

[BrowderChick]

:spew:

:frontrow:

[Nicola]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Good thing I don't have a fish, then... :rollin:

*****Stars :innocent:
:boat:

:frontrow: :elol:

[BrowderChick]

I knew you were here somewhere....

[Nicola]

My husband took me out for dinner. Since I never pass up a meal that I don't have to cook ....

But I am back now!:D

[who45]

Originally posted by Nicola
My husband took me out for dinner. Since I never pass up a meal that I don't have to cook ....

But I am back now!:D

That's the best kind, when someone takes you out.

[grinner]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip


Frunium makes note of the 'cute avatar' line, additional note of the sadness shown for no rhymes with 'Mole' in sight, seconds the sigh... slightly smiles to self as Stars drifts ever so closer into the lure of the Dark Side... For the Dark Side is powerful, and once in its sway your soul will be lost forever among the owners of $300,000 homes...
dole? coal? role? soul? bowl? foal? goal? hole? vole?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
dole? coal? role? soul? bowl? foal? goal? hole? vole?

Definitely something that rhymes with 'Mole'

[StarsGoBlue]

Oooooh, now if he had a foal, I might be tempted. If I could keep the foal.
:charge:

*****Stars :groove:
No, not really, but I had you goin' there for a microt...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
That's the best kind, when someone takes you out.

I love to cook but I wouldnt say no to going out once in a while.

I think the last time I went out I went to see Underworld and dinner at the mall.

[BrowderChick]

Nole, roll, toll, ......

:rollin:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Nicola
My husband took me out for dinner. Since I never pass up a meal that I don't have to cook ....

But I am back now!:D

Anything good?

[grinner]

There are a few words that rhyme with that word... okay we understand.:D

[Nicola]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Anything good?

Oh yeah. Tuscan Stuffed Chicken - yum. Next time I won't have appetisers first and I might even be able to finish it...maybe.

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
There are a few words that rhyme with that word... okay we understand.:D

Well....walking away now.

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
Well....walking away now. that isn't a good thing... don't go who... I will miss you. :cry2:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Nicola
Oh yeah. Tuscan Stuffed Chicken - yum. Next time I won't have appetisers first and I might even be able to finish it...maybe.

I never get appetisers....

My luck I still wont finish dinner....

Sometimes I dont just to save room for dessert...

mmm......chocolate

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
There are a few words that rhyme with that word... okay we understand.:D

Can you think of anymore?

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
that isn't a good thing... don't go who... I will miss you. :cry2:

Nope. I'm not going anywhere.:hug:

[grinner]

bowl, bole, coll, cole, coal, chole, dole, foal, goal, hole, thole, shoal, shole, stole, droll, grol, groel, shroal

[Defect9]

TROLL!

[grinner]

that's a good one.

[Lord Loser]

WHAT!?!?!? We've moved to troll dancing? :eh: :g2f:

...now that conjures up some truly disturbing images...

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
WHAT!?!?!? We've moved to troll dancing? :eh: :g2f:

...now that conjures up some truly disturbing images...

Like little trolls in grass skirts..no I think that's my Margarita talking.:D

[BrowderChick]

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

Wait til Frun sees that one!!!!!!!!!

[BrowderChick]

He comes on when I was getting ready to sign off.....And then change everything to Troll dancing......

Who, can I have one of those?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by who45
Like little trolls in grass skirts..no I think that's my Margarita talking.:D :eek2:

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
He comes on when I was getting ready to sign off.....And then change everything to Troll dancing......

Who, can I have one of those?

Sure, but I don't think there's any left *hic*:D

[BrowderChick]

According to Frun it could be little trolls in monkey pants.....

Oh that was bad....

[BrowderChick]

Didn't say you were dancing with them. I was taking the heat off you for a while while he wasn't here...

:rollin:

[BrowderChick]

Well I am off for the night...

I made my 1000.....

Good enough for me....

[who45]

Goodnight BC.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
LL!!!!!!! *pounce* :hug:

:eh: As for the rest of you, I am NOT dancing with any trolls. Let's just nip that little idea right in the bud, hmm?


*****Stars :groove: uuuuuhhh *gasp* off, off... *smother* can't breathe... *shakes head and takes a deep breath* Whew, who taught you how to pounce? They did a pretty good job...

[grinner]

:g2f:

[StarsGoBlue]

grinner!!!!!! *pounce*

:bounce: That's what you get when you shake your head at me...

*****Stars :huh:

[grinner]

*gasp* wait *gasp*

help... *pant*

Lord Loser... I am sorry for making fun of you... HELP

I *gasp*can't*pant*breathe... uhhh....

[Lord Loser]

:g2f: :P

[grinner]

*gasp* Bastard.... *pant*

I *gasp* will get you *pant* for this... *gasp* *cough* *cough* ugh... *gasp*

[Lord Loser]

:lol

[grinner]

*gasp* still no help *pant*


then *cough* I *pant* must resort *gasp* to *cough* *cough*


TICKLING

*tickle* *tickle* *tickle*

I am almost *gasp* FREE

[StarsGoBlue]

Hey!!!!!! Watch those hands, buddy! :rollin:

Drat. grinner figured out my ultimate weakness... :P


*****Stars :angelgrin
back to being a good girl... *sigh*

[grinner]

Free at last... lord almighty FREE AT LAST!
FREEDOM!!

[BrowderChick]

Sheesh....I go to bed and this is what I miss?

I should have stayed on...:spew:

[BrowderChick]

:bored:

[harveywhispers]

Trolls in monkey pants?:shocked:Time to leave.......... :flee:

[BrowderChick]

I know....gets crazy in here at times.

:rollin:

[harveywhispers]

Crazy is good.....for the most part.....:ewink:

[BrowderChick]

I wonder about the whole tickling thing though. Missed that completely.

[harveywhispers]

Tickling, on the other hand, isn't always good........

[BrowderChick]

I dont know.....I signed off and I come on this morning and I guess I missed all the fun...

[who45]

Seems really quiet tonight.

[BrowderChick]

Yeah where is everyone?

[Frunium Slip]

Quiet? We can't have quiet... Some greebol has to stir the pot, and I'm just the greebol to do it...

Originally posted by grinner
There are a few words that rhyme with that word... okay we understand.:D

me thinks from subsequent posts, you don't...

How the frell did this thread get sidetracked to dancing with trolls? Might have understood if it was dancing with things that might rhyme with 'trolls', but I'm with Stars, no troll dancing... as thread has steered too far away from Stars dancing on elevated furniture, wearing something that is not closely cropped monkey pants, around something that may or may not rhyme with 'Mole.'

See I did notice that Stars is not objecting to elevated furniture, nor Pole references, as long as one stays away from cropping said infamous monkey pants. One can only push so far...

Trolls, hmmmm... Wait a minute! I can see it. Sure that's it, all along. Stars out about the town, on a venture during St patricks day, and dressed in the ever stylish green, minding her own business, wanders into a local tavern, just to celebrate the holiday. Sits down at a table, orders her favorite drink from the pleasant waitress, and proceeds to have a very good time. But wait, what comes in during all these festivities, a frelling leprechaun! And not just any leprechaun, a big nasty one! Frelling greebol comes in all attitude, knocking guests aside, and just as Stars is about to take another sip of her drink, the greebol slams into Stars chair, sending her reeling, toward the bar, where the patrons are drinking. Would have been perfectly OK if not for that frelling grab bar that was mounted vertically on the side of the bar. Stars, dazed, glances up at it, looks like it goes up forever, to just past her now fading view, looks like... looks just like, wait for it... like a POLE! Sure in the haze the leprechaun with the attitude becomes a big nasty troll, the grab bar a pole!

Poor Stars doesn't like Lucky Charms! Frelling cereal her mother forced her to eat as a child, now keeping her from dancing on elevated furniture, wearing something other than closely cropped infamous monkey pants, and in close proximity to a grab bar, er I mean, rhymes with 'Mole!' It's all so simple!

Calmly waiting with :taps with foot smilie:

[BrowderChick]

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

:spew:

:frontrow:

[Nicola]

:frontrow:

[who45]

I see you're already getting a front row seat Nicola.:lol

[grinner]

:frontrow:

[Nicola]

Is there a better show in town? (I live in a tiny village ... there are no shows in town.)

:frontrow:

[who45]

I'm suddenly craving popcorn...extra butter maybe.

[grinner]

here ya go... *hands who a bag of popcorn*

:frontrow:

[who45]

I knew you'd share.:) :hug: :frontrow:

[grinner]

but of course... ;) :hug: :frontrow:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
but of course... ;) :hug: :frontrow: psssttt..now what are we supposed to be waiting for?:whisper: :frontrow:

[grinner]

uh... :whisper: I don't recall... hmm???:confused: :frontrow:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
uh... :whisper: I don't recall... hmm???:confused: :frontrow:

Oh well, I'm comfy, got great company and good popcorn. Guess we'll find out sooner or later.:D :frontrow:

[grinner]

probably... :frontrow:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
probably... :frontrow:

I hope it's not us or anything 'cause I'm not dressed for it.:D :frontrow: :coffee:

[grinner]

uh... not dressed... uh... :swoon: :thud:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
uh... not dressed... uh... :swoon: :thud:

I didn't say not dressed...I said not dressed for it....but hey..umm if you...:ewink:

[who45]

That reminds me..gotta go do laundry or I wont be dressed;) Save me a seat...or whatever you feel like saving for me.:ewink: :bigwave:

[grinner]

uh... :thud:

[Nicola]

We are supposed to dress for this?! Oh no, I feel so .... embarrassed http://www.tarzantheseries.com/images/smilies/blush.gif.

(How come no one ever tells me these things!)

[grinner]

more nude women... uh.. :thud:

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by who45
That reminds me..gotta go do laundry or I wont be dressed;) Save me a seat...or whatever you feel like saving for me.:ewink: :bigwave:

I'm sure he'll save you a seat, Who... on his LAP. :ewink:

*****Stars :groove:
Well I'm awake...but somehow I completely missed the morning... :D

[BrowderChick]

I can't believe you guys.....:shrug:

Didn't invite me to the show....:frontrow:

So what did I miss?

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I'm sure he'll save you a seat, Who... on his LAP. :ewink:

*****Stars :groove:
Well I'm awake...but somehow I completely missed the morning... :D

:lech:

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I can't believe you guys.....:shrug:

Didn't invite me to the show....:frontrow:

So what did I miss?

Let's see...there was plenty of eating popcorn, talk of a show, and a discussion about clothing...or lack of, depends on how you want to look at it.:D

[BrowderChick]

:lech:

And I missed all that?

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I'm sure he'll save you a seat, Who... on his LAP. :ewink:

*****Stars :groove:
Well I'm awake...but somehow I completely missed the morning... :D :D:thud:

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[Frunium Slip]

Wait! What?! Nudity... lap dancing... and I missed it all? That's just not right. No, not right at all... And when you add that hot melted butter, goes over to kick the dog...

Had to get back to this thread, my eyes were burning after viewing some very disturbing things in a thread that should have died long ago. Some things are best spoken of in hushed tones, behind closed doors, bolted, locked, and best bricked in, then surrounded by a few feet of reinforced concrete, with no males within a twenty mile perimeter, just to be safe...

Now back to more pleasant viewing, once the lysol stops burning my retinas out... Hmmm... What would be a view to see? me thinks we could come up with something... Oh, I know, Stars dancing on elevated furniture, not wearing any monkey pants :aok: in the very near proximity to what may or may not rhyme with 'Mole.'

Sure there Stars was minding her own business, glancing through the OT threads, when what rears up its ugly head, causing even generally stalwart types to cringe, but just a little mind you, yes, that dreaded demon of the abyss, the Pees in Shower thread, and by the goddess that thread can take some really ugly turns, :shudder: really ugly... While viewing said horror show, Stars, shocked, dazed, falls back in her chair. It topples over, causing poor Stars' little head to crash into a nearby table, and more importantly, to this story at least, a fairly large bowl! There was poor Stars, grabbing her little head, possibly suffering a mild concussion, seeing blue stars, and thus coming up with her screen name, and all th while focussing all her anger on that frelling bowl! Sure, that's the problem, not the Lucky Charms, it's that frelling bowl they are in!

Poor Stars, not being able to eat her Lucky Charms in a bowl, or any soup for that matter, and it all could have been avoided if she had just danced on that elevated furniture, not wearing any infamous monkey pants :aok: , and in close proximity to what may or may not rhyme with in this case, 'Bowl.'

Frunium 'Danger' Slip calmly waiting with :taps on foot smilie:

Hey what was up with that pouncing? What did I miss?

[BlackThorn]

Oh, frell. Not you too, Frunium! How many times do I have to say it? Leave the dog alone!

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip

Had to get back to this thread, my eyes were burning after viewing some very disturbing things in a thread that should have died long ago. Some things are best spoken of in hushed tones, behind closed doors, bolted, locked, and best bricked in, then surrounded by a few feet of reinforced concrete, with no males within a twenty mile perimeter, just to be safe...


Sure there Stars was minding her own business, glancing through the OT threads, when what rears up its ugly head, causing even generally stalwart types to cringe, but just a little mind you, yes, that dreaded demon of the abyss, the Pees in Shower thread, and by the goddess that thread can take some really ugly turns, :shudder: really ugly... While viewing said horror show, Stars, shocked, dazed, falls back in her chair. It topples over, causing poor Stars' little head to crash into a nearby table, and more importantly, to this story at least, a fairly large bowl! There was poor Stars, grabbing her little head, possibly suffering a mild concussion, seeing blue stars, and thus coming up with her screen name, and all th while focussing all her anger on that frelling bowl! Sure, that's the problem, not the Lucky Charms, it's that frelling bowl they are in!


:rollin::rollin::rollin: You weren't tramatized by that video in the Pees in Shower thread, were you Frunium? :devil:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Johnsgirl727
:rollin::rollin::rollin: You weren't tramatized by that video in the Pees in Shower thread, were you Frunium? :devil:

you are an evil woman, evil...

[generic_screenname]

Come, come. it's nothing to be traumatized by. All women have periods. Every four weeks for three or four days, blood comes out of women, from an opening between their legs. And when they are done with their sanitary pads, they put them in a wastebasket. Not the toliet. A wastebasket.




white...blue

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
you are an evil woman, evil...
Yes. Eeeeeeevil. Hehehehe...:devil:

[grinner]

uh... what is white...blue?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
Come, come. it's nothing to be traumatized by. All women have periods. Every four weeks for three or four days, blood comes out of women, from an opening between their legs. And when they are done with their sanitary pads, they put them in a wastebasket. Not the toliet. A wastebasket.

white...blue

G_S certain posts should be kept in the Pees in Shower thread...
Be careful, we are dealing with the dreaded 'Red Plague' we wouldn't want it to spread now would we...

[Lord Loser]

DON'T MAKE ME DELETE THIS THREAD!!!
As I've stated before, I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS THREAD TO BE HIJACKED IN THAT DIRECTION! :eek2:

Now about JG and pole dancing, since Stars is so shy about it, I don't see how JG could say no... :ewink:

[generic_screenname]

Originally posted by grinner
uh... what is white...blue?


that's what the little retarded girl in the video on the Pees in Shower thread kept saying. It was drilled into her by her mom and aunt Suzie; even Pop got in on it. The enormous sanitary pades were white on one side, blue on the other. and one side was sticky so it could stick to her panties.

[grinner]

ew... :yuck:

someone change the topic... not this thread...

[Frunium Slip]

I keep tryin'...

[BrowderChick]

No dont delete the thread. Please dont delete it....

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
DON'T MAKE ME DELETE THIS THREAD!!!
As I've stated before, I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS THREAD TO BE HIJACKED IN THAT DIRECTION! :shiver:

Now about JG and pole dancing, since Stars is so shy about it, I don't see how JG could say no... :ewink:
Calm down, calm down. :hug::rolleyes: Take a few deep breaths. :shrug: No need to delete this thread......And wait a minute. How did I get mentioned with pole dancing?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by Johnsgirl727
Calm down, calm down. :hug::rolleyes: Take a few deep breaths. :shrug: No need to delete this thread......And wait a minute. How did I get mentioned with pole dancing? Well, what did you think this thread was about? :innocent: :lech:

[generic_screenname]

Ok...since the thread is called something I did not know how about if we change the topic to something that someone did not realize until recently...as long as it doesn't involve bleeding orafaces of any kind.

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Well, what did you think this thread was about? :innocent:
You can't fool me! Trying to sneak pole dancing in here.....I see your game....:whip:

[BlackThorn]

Sean Astin?

[grinner]

Originally posted by Johnsgirl727
You can't fool me! Trying to sneak pole dancing in here.....I see your game....:whip: there is a good 200 posts about Pole Dancing in this thread...

[generic_screenname]

and even some troll dancing...yeah, I kinda skimmed through it.

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by grinner
there is a good 200 posts about Pole Dancing in this thread...
My bad. I was gone for almost a month after all. Admitedly, I haven't read all the posts I missed....:shrug::)

[grinner]

well... this thread has only been going on for 11 days... it seemed to take on a life of its own. amazing.

[Lord Loser]

But we did slow down for Christmas...

[BrowderChick]

Dont forget the bubbles.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
But we did slow down for Christmas...

Yeah it go really quiet in here for Christmas....

[generic_screenname]

Bubbles? Crap. I missed stuff.

[Lord Loser]

Oooohhh, good point BC. JG dancing with a pole and bubbles... :lech:

[BlackThorn]

And now that Christmas is over, I can confirm that the chocolate whipped cream is yummy!

[generic_screenname]

does that tie in to the pole dancing by any chance?

[BlackThorn]

Only in that it works as an option to mud or jello.

[grinner]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
does that tie in to the pole dancing by any chance? yep... along with some ladies in lovely Cheerleader outfits... and all that jazz... who is my cheerleader... :D :thud:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
Bubbles? Crap. I missed stuff.


If I do remember right it was bacon flavored bubbles

:rollin:

[BrowderChick]

Here we go again. Let the show begin>>>>>>>>>>>


:frontrow:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
yep... along with some ladies in lovely Cheerleader outfits... and all that jazz... who is my cheerleader... :D :thud:

My champ isn't here right now.....

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
yep... along with some ladies in lovely Cheerleader outfits... and all that jazz... who is my cheerleader... :D :thud:

You bet, eventhough it seems I'm a little late. Better late than never.:ewink:

[grinner]

:thud:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Only in that it works as an option to mud or jello.

Unless certain people are volunteering for some gratuitious pole dancing, I would appreciate refraining from bringing up Jell-O, and especially any green Jell-O.

Of course you could just be volunteering for mud wrestling, I'd have to check with LL, but if it's OK by him, it's OK by me...

[BrowderChick]

You would mud wrestle?

[Frunium Slip]

I volunteer to watch mud wrestling...

[grinner]

chippies:D

[BrowderChick]

grinner, where is that cheerleading smilie?

[grinner]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
grinner, where is that cheerleading smilie? http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/cheerleader02.thumb.gif

[BrowderChick]

How can you get that one put into the smilies page?

[who45]

So what are we supposed to be cheering for this time?

[grinner]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
How can you get that one put into the smilies page? you need to ask... I think it is either Jul or Red. It might be Jul.

[BrowderChick]

It worked!!!!!!!

Now I know how do do it. I was trying to do a copy. See learn something new everyday...Thanks...

[grinner]

you messed up your :whoops: though... it says :whoops

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
you messed up your :whoops: though... it says :whoops
I had to do a double take reading this post.:lol

[BrowderChick]

I fixed it. I fixed it......

[grinner]

:lol

[BrowderChick]

Slowly but surely I will get the sig done. I am learning all the goodies I can use here. What else should I have there? You all have some really cool stuff in there.

[grinner]

I change most of my sig... except for the line on the bottom. Everything else is Fair Game.

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
I change most of my sig... except for the line on the bottom. Everything else is Fair Game.

I like the new quote you have...I had forgotten that one,lol. Gotta love Anya.

[grinner]

the violence one is by Xander. He said it in the Zeppo.

The top two are all Cordy...

[BrowderChick]

I still had to have the innocent thing because I am the innocent one. :):)

[grinner]

you should use the :innocent: smilie

Just as an aside... I am listening to the Divinyls 'I touch myself' right now. Just started to play on the radio. It has been years since I heard this song on the radio.

[BrowderChick]

:thud:

[scrape_medic]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I still had to have the innocent thing because I am the innocent one. :):)
May I remind you of "dryers" little miss innocent

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
you should use the :innocent: smilie

Just as an aside... I am listening to the Divinyls 'I touch myself' right now. Just started to play on the radio. It has been years since I heard this song on the radio. :ewink: I haven't heard that song in years...I remember my Mom's face when she realized what the meaning of the song was,lol.

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
:ewink: I haven't heard that song in years...I remember my Mom's face when she realized what the meaning of the song was,lol. that song... and Prince's 'Little Red Corvette'

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
you should use the :innocent: smilie

Just as an aside... I am listening to the Divinyls 'I touch myself' right now. Just started to play on the radio. It has been years since I heard this song on the radio.

Wait... Let me get this right... You're listening to the Divinyls? The Divinyls?

This is just embarrassing...

[grinner]

what... the chick is hot... and the song is sooo.... dirty...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by scrape_medic
May I remind you of "dryers" little miss innocent


Money, money, money...I swear...It was money!

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
that song... and Prince's 'Little Red Corvette'

I caught my mom singing that song in the car once. I couldn't stop laughing...

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I caught my mom singing that song in the car once. I couldn't stop laughing... :lol

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
what... the chick is hot... and the song is sooo.... dirty...

yeah but you could be listening to Crue's Girls Girls Girls

At least it would be in tune with the thread...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
yeah but you could be listening to Crue's Girls Girls Girls

At least it would be in tune with the thread...

Oh yeah the whole rhymes with mole thing....

or is it just the girls itself.....hmmm?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Oh yeah the whole rhymes with mole thing....

or is it just the girls itself.....hmmm?

hey as long as you don't touch...

What?!!

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
hey as long as you don't touch...

What?!!

What?

[Frunium Slip]

Nothing, nevermind, nothing going on here, just keep moving along, hey is that the phone?

[BrowderChick]

Ring...ring......Hello? What?

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Ring...ring......Hello? What? What is that noise...i think it's Frunium trying to slip away.:lol

[StarsGoBlue]

Slippery little devil, ain't he? :ewink:

Methinks he found a use for that warm body oil, after all...

*****Stars :innocent:

[BrowderChick]

He wont get far....

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
He wont get far....

Got that lasso fixed did you.;)

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Unless certain people are volunteering for some gratuitious pole dancing, I would appreciate refraining from bringing up Jell-O, and especially any green Jell-O.

Of course you could just be volunteering for mud wrestling, I'd have to check with LL, but if it's OK by him, it's OK by me... BlackThorn and Stars "The Smut Queen" GoBlue wrestling in mud. I think the answer is

:aok:

[grinner]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
yeah but you could be listening to Crue's Girls Girls Girls

At least it would be in tune with the thread... I dinna like Mostly Crap... they suck eggs.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
I dinna like Mostly Crap... they suck eggs.

And the Divinyls are good?

[StarsGoBlue]

Hee! grinner, you go with your Gaelic self! :rollin:

*****Stars :groove:
Gimme a Scotsman any day... yum!

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
BlackThorn and Stars "The Smut Queen" GoBlue wrestling in mud. I think the answer is

:aok:

Not the mud wrestling thing again.:rolleyes:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by who45
Not the mud wrestling thing again.:rolleyes:

Volunteering?

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Hee! grinner, you go with your Gaelic self! :rollin:

*****Stars :groove:
Gimme a Scotsman any day... yum! I dinna ken whot you are talking aboot... as I am Dutch.

[StarsGoBlue]

Maybe, if any of you were cute Scots wearing kilts... but alas, you aren't.

*****Stars :groove:

[grinner]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
And the Divinyls are good? well... she is good to look at... works for me.:D

[BrowderChick]

Is it true about kilts?

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by grinner
I dinna ken whot you are talking aboot... as I am Dutch.

Hmmm... well, Dutch works for me too. :ewink:

*****Stars :groove:

[grinner]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Volunteering? not with her... you bad'un... she's my cheerleader... piss off.

[grinner]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Is it true about kilts? :eh:

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Hmmm... well, Dutch works for me too. :ewink:

*****Stars :groove: works like this... ya got any Dutch in ya? Want some?

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by grinner
not with her... you bad'un... she's my cheerleader... piss off.



Ooooooh... FIGHT! :frontrow:

*****Stars :groove:

[BlackThorn]

Nope, I'm not volunteering for nothin'.

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
not with her... you bad'un... she's my cheerleader... piss off. http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/cheerleader02.thumb.gif always..:ewink:

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by grinner
works like this... ya got any Dutch in ya? Want some?


Why? You got some Dutch cocoa? :innocent:

*****Stars :groove:

[grinner]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Nope, I'm not volunteering for nothin'. no... you don't ken what we are talking aboot... you don't volunteer... you are volunteered. Difference... you have no choice:D

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/cheerleader02.thumb.gif always..:ewink: http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/smiley_love.thumb.gif :ewink: :aok:

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Why? You got some Dutch cocoa? :innocent:

*****Stars :groove: http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/slap.thumb.gif

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
not with her... you bad'un...


Well I happen to think I'm a gud'en

piss off.

So you have been following the Pees in Shower thread?

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/smiley_love.thumb.gif :ewink: :aok: :smooch: :hug: :ewink: :smokin:

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
:smooch: :hug: :ewink: :smokin: :ewink:

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
:ewink:

That's enough of that...

We are getting to far from tables, dances and poles, oh my...

Take that junk to the Pees in Shower thread...

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
:ewink:

You know grinner..you have the cutest..little..um...big ..smilies..:D

[BrowderChick]

grinner...have some of those other smilies put in please

[BlackThorn]

No, take it to Johnsgirl's return thread. That's the nookiefest. Keep that ickieness out of here!

[BrowderChick]

I really liked the kissing one he had last night...that was so adorable

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
You know grinner..you have the cutest..little..um...big ..smilies..:D http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cool/653.gif

[grinner]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I really liked the kissing one he had last night...that was so adorable this one?

[BrowderChick]

Thats not the one

[grinner]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
That's enough of that...

We are getting to far from tables, dances and poles, oh my...

Take that junk to the Pees in Shower thread... :ppbb:http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/taunt.thumb.gif

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
this one?

Yeah thats the one.

[grinner]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
No, take it to Johnsgirl's return thread. That's the nookiefest. Keep that ickieness out of here! http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/taunt.thumb.gif

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
No, take it to Johnsgirl's return thread. That's the nookiefest. Keep that ickieness out of here!

Yep. I'm thinking that grinner and Who need to get a room.

*****Stars :frontrow:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by grinner
:ppbb:http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/taunt.thumb.gif

Don't make me go up there, I wouldn't be in a good mood, too many northerners...

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Yep. I'm thinking that grinner and Who need to get a room.

*****Stars :frontrow: 'nah I think this thread works very nicely.:D