Tables, Dances, and Poles, oh my!

[Lord Loser]

I was watching A&E as they were doing a biography of Patty Duke, and I guess I never realized she was Sean Astin's mother. Interesting...

[BrowderChick]

I also heard that the man he took his name from is not his biological father.

[Lord Loser]

Still not speaking? *sigh*

[waltersgirl]

his parents are John Astin (Gomez from the original Addams Family) and Patty Duke.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I'm still deciding... :eh: So if I said something crude, rude, or disgusting about you in another thread, I probably should go delete it before you read it... :dunno:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by waltersgirl
his parents are John Astin (Gomez from the original Addams Family) and Patty Duke. So that explains where he gets his hobbit-like stature from...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by waltersgirl
his parents are John Astin (Gomez from the original Addams Family) and Patty Duke.

Don't quote me on it but I saw on one of those shows that John is not his father but adopted him. He was a product from an affair or something.

[BrowderChick]

Just checked. His mother was married to Michael Tell for about a month and became pregnant with Sean with him. He was adopted by John when he was three. It is cool that he did have a famous mom.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Just checked. His mother was married to Michael Tell for about a month and became pregnant with Sean with him. He was adopted by John when he was three. It is cool that he did have a famous mom. So THAT explains where he gets his hobbit-like stature from... :D

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
So THAT explains where he gets his hobbit-like stature from... :D

Ok we will go with that. :)

[Lord Loser]

Ummm, I said "if"... :angelgrin :innocent:

[grinner]

it's the little things isn't it LL? what else don't you know?

[Lord Loser]

Why Stars continues to be mad at me when I've done nothing wrong... :innocent:

[who45]

Don't stand too close to those windows LL.

[grinner]

don't you wish you knew... as do I.

[BrowderChick]

Yeah me too????????

[Lord Loser]

WHAT IS THIS! GANG UP ON LL NIGHT?!?! Sheesh, try and do a good deed...

[BrowderChick]

:cry2: Sorry

[grinner]

sure... you and good deeds... go together like... hmm... olives and castor oil... guh

[who45]

:frontrow:

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
:frontrow: :spew::g2f::lol

[Lord Loser]

Mmmmmm, olives and castor oil...

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
:spew::g2f::lol

You've got to admit it, it's very entertaining to see how LL gets himself in and out these predicaments.:D

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Heh... hijack his thread, grinner! :beergood:

*****Stars :kotc:
Who, you gonna share that popcorn?

Sure will Stars..us girls have to stick together after all.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Such as???? :rolleyes:


*****Stars :poke: Here I go and compliment you about being a good looking girl, one who people like. And you go and take it all the wrong way...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
You've got to admit it, it's very entertaining to see how LL gets himself in and out these predicaments.:D

I bought a ticket. Sit back and watch. :frontrow:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by who45
You've got to admit it, it's very entertaining to see how LL gets himself in and out these predicaments.:D Whatever are you talking about... :innocent:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I bought a ticket. Sit back and watch. :frontrow: Who's selling tickets?...

[BrowderChick]

:rollin:

Just playing along.

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Whatever are you talking about... :innocent:

Hold on while a put on my hip boots.:lol

[Lord Loser]

:rolleyes:

[Lord Loser]

I don't suppose now would be the right time to pull this out?

[BrowderChick]

:smooch:

[Lord Loser]

OK! Now we're getting somewhere... :lech:

[Lord Loser]

Sorry babe, you gave the coupon, you must redeem it. I don't make the rules, I just follow them. :shrug: And I do appreciate you for your... wit... charm... and (probable) beautimous appearance. :)

[Nicola]

Hey, I am still trying to find the post that started this whole thing...anyone got a link?

I wanna know what the background is, so that I can sit back and be entertained too!

:frontrow:

[Lord Loser]

States that in the "World Unified Kiss Coupon Rules". Here it is, Chapter 1, paragraph 2, line 4: "When coupon is presented to party of the second part in any form, facsimilie, on-line transmission etc. by the party of the first part, such coupon is redeemable only upon the party of the first part as that party initiated the contract, and upon acceptance by party of the second part, said contract becomes a binding contract, the satisfaction of which can only be accomplished by party of the first part executing said coupon when presented in person by party of the second part..."

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Beautimous AVATAR.... geez, read English, why don'tcha???
[/i] Again, I try and give you a compliment... I just don't know what else I can do. Seems nothing, so I'll just have to write off any future "flirting about thigh-high boots with Lord Loser". And to think, I even installed a pool for you...

[BrowderChick]

Boy am I staying out of this one.......

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Oh, that. Well, that just means you have to catch me. Good luck.

Until then, I'm ignoring you.


*****Stars :roflmao: :cry2:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Oh, jump right in BrowderChick. The more the merrier... at least I'd bet that Lord L would think so...

*****Stars :ewink:
Where's m'popcorn???
Oh, there it is. :pop:

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

I do admit that this is very entertaining. I sure the more the merrier would be right up his alley. Anymore coupons?

Like I posted before that I bought a ticket. :ewink:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Well, how's a girl supposed to know when you don't use the winky smiley? I mean, there was that whole side discussion of intelligence and test scores... *snicker*


[b]

Hmmm... don't think so. Somebody else posted my pool in that thread. I'm thinking it was Frunie or Trubador?

Or else if you DID build a pool for me, again how'm I supposed to know? Nobody gave me the 'activate your psychic powers' alert.


looks sidelong at Lord L... considering


*****Stars :eh:
Well??? I posted the pool, but you gave Trubador the credit. As I'm not inclined to point out minor slip ups, I let it pass. Thought it would be good to let Trubs get a little lovin in the pool. As for how you were supposed to know, each post kinda makes that clear. BTW which winky smilie?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Oh, jump right in BrowderChick. The more the merrier... at least I'd bet that Lord L would think so... Are you inferring that I'm not monogamous? :g2f:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

I do admit that this is very entertaining. I sure the more the merrier would be right up his alley. Anymore coupons?

Like I posted before that I bought a ticket. :ewink: DAMN YOU BONNIE HAMMER!!! See what happens when there's nothing good on TV?

[BrowderChick]

:help: :wall: :innocent: :innocent: :tiptoe:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Oh, I see.

So now I am WRONG... and DUMB.

Have I got that right? :innocent:


*****Stars
...be very, very careful...


Off to check out a thread... :rollin: Yeah, that's exactly what I meant... ;)

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Nicola
Hey, I am still trying to find the post that started this whole thing...anyone got a link?

I wanna know what the background is, so that I can sit back and be entertained too!

:frontrow:

Still need that link?

:rollin: :rollin:

[BrowderChick]

LL I am so sorry

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Nicola
Hey, I am still trying to find the post that started this whole thing...anyone got a link?

I wanna know what the background is, so that I can sit back and be entertained too!

:frontrow:

http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18787

And your welcome...

Not that I'd stir the pot or anything, just posting some info, hey they asked for it...

[BrowderChick]

The more the merrier.............. :)

[Nicola]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Still need that link?

:rollin: :rollin:

Yes please! (I just don't want to miss anything while I look for it...!)

[BrowderChick]

Back up a couple of posts.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Are you inferring that I should know one way or the other?


*****Stars :confused: Do you always answer a question with a question?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Do you always ask irksome questions?

*****Stars :rolleyes: Seems the answer to that is "Yes".

BTW Thanks Frunie for stirring the crust off of that pot of dren.

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
*bats eyes*

Now why would I be out on a date when I have YOU??? (Lord Loser)

Nope. Party!


*****Stars [/b]Whatever happened to the fond memories of last week?

[BrowderChick]

Well at least he answered. :)

[BrowderChick]

Fond Memories?

[Nicola]

OK, I'm all caught up. Thanks Frunium Slip!

Let the entertainment continue.

:frontrow:

[BrowderChick]

I can't seem to leave this thread. Anything else exciting happening out there?

[Frunium Slip]

You are so welcome Nicola...

Originally posted by Lord Loser
BTW Thanks Frunie for stirring the crust off of that pot of dren.

No need to thank me...

maybe you two should ask questions in multiple choice or true false, then you might get to some answers...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by Nicola
OK, I'm all caught up. Thanks Frunium Slip!

Let the entertainment continue.

:frontrow: You're not nearly caught up. You need to know just what a nice guy I really am.

http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18476

From the beginning...

[Lord Loser]

Uhhh, oh, nevermind... :g2f:

[BrowderChick]

Oopsie! I missed that thread. Pole-Dancer? OMG!!!! Kidding?

[BlackThorn]

You all are just farbot.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
He *claims* he meant it as a compliment.

*****Stars :rolleyes:

Pole Dancing as a compliment? ooooooo. I did miss that one.

What was he thinking?

[Nicola]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
You're not nearly caught up. You need to know just what a nice guy I really am.

http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18476

From the beginning...

OK, now I am really caught up.

Let the games begin! (again)

:frontrow:

[Lord Loser]

OK. When in any of these threads have I EVER been SERIOUS? I let the record speak for itself...

[BrowderChick]

Defensive now? :)

[Lord Loser]

Let it fly, I can take it *whimper* really I can...
:ballchain :whip:

[BrowderChick]

:cry2: Sorry

[Lord Loser]

So do all you Jirrls think I was:

a) out of line
b) just having fun
c) don't know
d) don't care, this is more fun than any soap opera

[BrowderChick]

I am shooting for (d)

[BrowderChick]

But we know your answer will be (b)

[BlackThorn]

My vote is also for (d)

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
But we know your answer will be (b) Sadly I'm not a Jirrl, so I don't get to vote...

[BrowderChick]

I love good entertainment. Boy I really need to get a life.

[Frunium Slip]

See, told you the multiple choice questions would work, almost as easy as true false...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
My vote is also for (d) You wouldn't even stick up for me Blackie? I guess all is truly lost...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Sadly I'm not a Jirrl, so I don't get to vote...

You started it though. :)

[Nicola]

d) don't care, this is more fun than any soap opera

:frontrow:

[BlackThorn]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Sadly I'm not a Jirrl, so I don't get to vote...

Sadly? Is there something you're not telling us, LL?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Nicola
d) don't care, this is more fun than any soap opera

:frontrow:

Like I posted before. I cant leave this thread.

[BlackThorn]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
You wouldn't even stick up for me Blackie? I guess all is truly lost...

What ever gave you the notion I'd stick up for you? Remember, I'm the one who chose "Smalltown, Idaho" for my example.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Sadly? Is there something you're not telling us, LL?

:lech:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Sadly? Is there something you're not telling us, LL? Yeah, I guess I can come clean here. I really miss the Pees in Shower thread, and the monthly drip that it became, along with all the gory details and everyone chiming in to announce when they had entered the glory days each month. Ahhh to be a girl... :P

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Yeah, I guess I can come clean here. I really miss the Pees in Shower thread, and the monthly drip that it became, along with all the gory details and everyone chiming in to announce when they had entered the glory days each month. Ahhh to be a girl... :P

Oh the thrills you miss then. :whip:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
What ever gave you the notion I'd stick up for you? Remember, I'm the one who chose "Smalltown, Idaho" for my example. Well yeah, but I live in BFE, Idaho. Smalltown is over the hill...

[BlackThorn]

What a coincidence! I live in BFE, Nevada, with Smalltown, Nevada just over the hill.

[Lord Loser]

I KNEW IT!!!

[BlackThorn]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
You had best watch where you are going with that 'gory glory days' reference, my dear... 'cos at this moment in time, it is the farthest thing from funny.

*****Stars :eh:

Tell me about it. Halloween. Thanksgiving. And now I'm looking to yet another gory Christmas. Just like last year. Me and holidays don't mix.

[Lord Loser]

Ohhhhh, no. Won't get fooled again...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Oh, jump right in BrowderChick. The more the merrier... at least I'd bet that Lord L would think so...
How else could I interpret that?

[BrowderChick]

hmmmm.........

[grinner]

LL... you need a shovel... as you are in some deep Shite. :g2f:

[waltersgirl]

folks, is there some part of this that needs to continue via pm?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Point of reference, please: Lord L, do you recall such a post made by myself, at any time during the (sadly short) duration of that thread?

I should say not...I didn't even know the thread had taken that turn. And that particular topic is one I share only with my female friends. And guys that need to know (ie, who have the classrooms on either side of me, and need to know when they are taking their lives into their hands to mess with me).

*****Stars :kitty:
Just sayin'. That's all. No, that's when you weren't spending much time in the OT's. And I was answering Blackie's allusion, not referring to you.

FURTHERMORE THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING TO BE HIJACKED IN THAT DIRECTION. :eek2:

[BlackThorn]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Umm... I don't think that's exactly what I meant. I was referring to the men-always-blame-things-on-PMS strategy of defense.

And I was merely referring to my reason for it being anything but funny.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by waltersgirl
folks, is there some part of this that needs to continue via pm?

I am staying quiet on this for a while. I am behaving.

[Lord Loser]

:roflmao:

edited to point out that I was referring to BC's post...

[waltersgirl]

wg, if you think we should quit, I'm out.

if you two have something to clear up, i think you should do it off board.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
:roflmao:

edited to point out that I was referring to BC's post...

Which post would that be? I am innocent here.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
wg, if you think we should quit, I'm out.

*****Stars :kitty: Ahhh, it's all in fun. I hope. At least it has been from my end, but then again my sense of humour is somewhat warped, and sometimes others don't see it as such...

[BrowderChick]

Ok lets go back to the original topic of this thread here.

[BlackThorn]

Someone give Sean Astin an Oscar.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Someone give Sean Astin an Oscar.

That how this got started?

[waltersgirl]

as long as you guys know you're all joking, then by all means continue.;)

[BrowderChick]

Dont spoil anything I havent seen the movie yet

[grinner]

I still think that LL needs a shovel.

[Nicola]

Originally posted by waltersgirl
as long as you guys know you're all joking, then by all means continue.;)

Good! I was enjoying myself.

:frontrow:

[BlackThorn]

Well, the thread started with Sean Astin. And no spoilers. Just saying he did a magnificent job and deserves an oscar for RotK.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I was just messin'. But maybe it sounded like we were really mad.

Anyway, sorry Lord L... but Sean Astin is nowhere as droolicious as Elijah.

Although Samwise rocks most mightily.

*****Stars :groove: I'm with you (about messin' that is) as for Sean and Elijah, well seriously neither holds a candle to that sex god Gollum...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by waltersgirl
as long as you guys know you're all joking, then by all means continue.;)

I think they are all being fun with it. Nothing serious and I should not be one to blame. :):):):):):) I AM being innocent. But this thread did get hijacked. :):)


No LL I am not sucking up.

[BrowderChick]

I am done with my shopping and I was going to go and see Paycheck. Not sure if I should or not.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by waltersgirl
as long as you guys know you're all joking, then by all means continue.;) Damnit WG, now that you've given away the ending, or spoiled this thread, if you will, how can we make anyone think we were serious? Sheesh, and I'd been working at this for weeks... :P

edited to add: ERRR, I mean IT'S ALL BROWDERCHICK'S FAULT! SHE TURNED THIS THREAD UGLY...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
pssst...Lord L...blame it all on the BrowderChick, 'kay? I've got your back...

*****Stars :devil:
You want... the SHOW.

Hey...wait a minute!!!!!!

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
grinner!!!!!! *pounce*

*****Stars :groove: why are you pouncing on me? I am totally :innocent: with regards to THIS incident.

[Lord Loser]

Hey there's that :innocent: smiley again. GET OUT THE BAT Stars!!!

[BlackThorn]

A likely story . . .

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Hey, you hang around, you get *pounce*d. Tigger is my karmic guru.

*sings*
Oh, the wonderful thing about Tiggers
is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops is made out of rubber
Their bottoms is made out of springs
They bouncy, pouncy, trouncy, flouncy
Fun fun fun fun fun!
But...
The most wonderful wonderful thing about Tiggers is...
I'm the only one.
Ohhhhhhhh I'm the only one!


*****Stars
Jonesin' for a Tigger smiley The Tigger Song

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of springs.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is,
I'm the only one.
Oh, III'm the only one!

Oh, the wonderful thing about Tiggers is,

Tiggers are wonderful chaps.
They're loaded with vim and vigor.
They love to leap in your lap.
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is ...
III'm the only one!

[Lord Loser]

Oh... *sigh* Well here's your fix darlin...

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/sarge/Tigger.gif

[BrowderChick]

I like grinners tigger better.

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
*narrow-eyed glare at grinner*

grumblegrumbleIlikedmyversiongrumblegrumble

*****Stars
Maybe I'll fetch that bat after all... :ewink: :D:innocent::g2f::huh:

[BrowderChick]

:help: :shutup:

[BlackThorn]

grinner, the smilie addict

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
*narrow-eyed glare at grinner*

grumblegrumbleIlikedmyversiongrumblegrumble

*****Stars
Maybe I'll fetch that bat after all... :ewink: Well if it makes you feel any better, your's was off the top of your head, while grinner probably had to look his up...

[grinner]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
grinner, the smilie addict :aok: :ewink:

[grinner]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Well if it makes you feel any better, your's was off the top of your head, while grinner probably had to look his up... I actually posted it earlier to this thread http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=312373#post312373 so it isn't like I had to search far.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:help: :shutup: Sure, take this thread straight to the bowels of Hades and then skip out...

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Heh heh... just had a thought... grinner uses a lowercase g, and so does google!!!

There must be a connection.

*****Stars :snicker: stars... you go too far... :g2f:


:ppbb::nana:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Sure, take this thread straight to the bowels of Hades and then skip out...

I am NOT skipping out. I am having way too much fun in here. I am keeping the **** comments to myself thats all. I am the innocent one here.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I am NOT skipping out. I am having way too much fun in here. I am keeping the **** comments to myself thats all. I am the innocent one here. I don't think so BC. Who was the first to respond to my little thread? Hmmm? Hmmm?

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Do you think you mean I go TOO far?

*****Stars :angelgrin
If nothing else, this thread has done wonders for my post count. :D yes... no... bite me?

Type to fast sometimes.

yes... YOU STARS... You go TOO far. :g2f::whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Do you think you mean I go TOO far?

*****Stars :angelgrin
If nothing else, this thread has done wonders for my post count. :D Thank you my dear...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
I don't think so BC. Who was the first to respond to my little thread? Hmmm? Hmmm?

:rollin:

Yeah but I was on topic then now wasn't I? hmmm?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
:rollin:

Yeah but I was on topic then now wasn't I? hmmm? There is no "on topic" in one of my threads. They all go awry. But there is nothing funner than a good hijacked thread...

[BrowderChick]

[i]

*****Stars :angelgrin
If nothing else, this thread has done wonders for my post count. :D [/B]

Did mine too. :)

[Lord Loser]

bats eyes?... You don't have a cauldron handy, do you? :sweaty:

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Who... me?
Little ol' me? :angelgrin

*bats eyes*

Surely you can't mean moi.

*****Stars :D well... we are both going down the road to too far... so...???

[Lord Loser]

Is that more like the road less traveled, or the straight and narrow way...

[BrowderChick]

less traveled

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Where are we going? Will I like it?

*****Stars :groove:
Side note to Lord L: Yes, I saw your post. Yes, I am watching you. Be very, very careful. After all, I might really BE a witch. You don't know, do you??? :ewink: *tries to wipe the mental image of a thigh-high black leather stilleto heeled boot wearing, pole-dancing Stars with a pointy hat and black cat collecting folded dollar bills in a large cast iron cauldron from his mind* :sweaty:

[Lord Loser]

:ewink: See ya tomorrow... :zzz:

[BrowderChick]

Nighty night

[BrowderChick]

To be continued?

[trinamick]

:rollin: I would just like to thank you all for a very entertaining read. Just when I thought I had nothing better to do at work but play computer games, and then this came along! Of course, now the people in our office are wondering why I am laughing to myself...

BTW, LL, I tried to warn you about gettin' in trouble with that pole dancing bit, but no, couldn't leave it alone! You poked porcupines with sticks when you were a child, didn't ya? :D

[Frunium Slip]

It's over? Say it ain't so... and I 'doctored' a song just for LL too...

Oh well, might as well post it, with apologies to Cutting Crew...

Oh I, I just died in this thread last night
It must have been something you read
I just died in this thread last night
I keep looking for something I can't get
Grumpy smilies posted about me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her laptop it sits on the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Oh I, I just died in this thread last night
It must've been something you read
I just died in this thread last night
Oh I, I just died in this thread last night
It must've been some kind of miss
I should've walked away
Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
On the surface I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
the pole reference, it’s too much to take
'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times
Oh I, I just died in this thread...
It was a long hot night
It wasn’t easy, I tried to do right
But now it's over the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong
Oh I, I just died in this thread...


Just for LL, and you were kidding? Who'd have thunk it...

PS don't want to leave Stars out, she might hold a grudge, and be a real witch to boot, er, I mean, also...

Didn't mention pole dancer any where in this post, not that there is anything wrong with pole dancers...

[trinamick]

:spew: :roflmao: I will never hear that song again without thinking of this!

[Lord Loser]

me -->:trout:<-- Frunie

[Frunium Slip]

Why thank you Stars, blue was always my favorite color...

And as for the Big Loser, er, I mean Lord Loser:

Originally posted by Lord Loser
me -->:trout:<-- Frunie

You're gonna swing a smelly fish at me? You taking a poke at me? It's probably not a good idea to swing smelly dead aquatic creatures at a construction worker, especially 1/2 of the Brute Squad at work. You know, when you need that heavy lifting done, you call in the Brute Squad. Besides, I was thinking of you, but in a manly way. Really, I was thinking how badly things were going in this thread for you, then I heard the song this morning, and it just kind of clicked...

Jeez, you could have at least swung a steak, medium rare, instead of a fish, is there a steak, medium rare smiley?

Still claiming there is nothing wrong with being a pole dancer for all those pole dancers out there...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Why thank you Stars, blue was always my favorite color...

And as for the Big Loser, er, I mean Lord Loser:



You're gonna swing a smelly fish at me? You taking a poke at me? It's probably not a good idea to swing smelly dead aquatic creatures at a construction worker, especially 1/2 of the Brute Squad at work. You know, when you need that heavy lifting done, you call in the Brute Squad. Besides, I was thinking of you, but in a manly way. Really, I was thinking how badly things were going in this thread for you, then I heard the song this morning, and it just kind of clicked...

Jeez, you could have at least swung a steak, medium rare, instead of a fish, is there a steak, medium rare smiley?

Still claiming there is nothing wrong with being a pole dancer for all those pole dancers out there... Sorry Fruny, :sniper: is that better?

And I thought things were going rather well in this thread last night...

[Frunium Slip]

Well, actually, yes. We likes guns...

Frunium, thinking of big guns, and pole dancers, what more could you ask for?

[Nicola]

Oh goody!

:frontrow:

[grinner]

Originally posted by Nicola
Oh goody!

:frontrow: :lol

can I join you?
:frontrow:

[Frunium Slip]

Wait a minute, this thread is about pole dancers, wasn't it?

And Idaho is not that far away by jet...

Is the popcorn Movie Style, heavy on the butter?

[Nicola]

Originally posted by grinner
:lol

can I join you?
:frontrow:

You bet. Just sit back and enjoy! Gotta provide your own popcorn tho...

:frontrow:

[Lord Loser]

:g2f:

[Frunium Slip]

And if this thread is not about pole dancers, it ought to be...

Equal rights for pole dancers! Equal rights for pole dancers! Equal rights for pole dancers!

[Lord Loser]

Ya know what? I think you and I could hang out in RL. But it couldn't be here. Not enough... dance clubs...

[Frunium Slip]

Well, that's too bad, another reason not to visit Idaho...

And don't mention that Stars likes to dance, that's how this thread went awry in the first place...

And especially not pole dancing, she's got something against poles, maybe a fishing accident as a small child...

[grinner]

:frontrow: boring... let's see some action...

Here I am now... entertain me.

[Frunium Slip]

You're not fooling anybody, you're just upping your gratuitious post count...

[grinner]

Nah... wouldn't happen...

[grinner]

or would it?

[Lord Loser]

:frontrow:

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

I guess I signed on a little late. What did I miss so far?


:rollin: :flee: :tiptoe: :swing:

[grinner]

:groove:y... Stars is gonna dance for us...

where are the $'s?

:frontrow::lech:

[Frunium Slip]

Nothing to see here...


Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Hey!!! I think I gave a generalized POLE WARNING last time I was here... :eh:
And yes, I like to dance. Wanna make something of it??? :dancin:

*****Stars ;)
Wondering if she should start batting her eyes at Frunium YouBigBrute,You! Slip... ?

Don't remember no generals giving no warnings...

Did remember not to mention Stars and pole dancing together...
Dren! Screwed that up...

Nothing wrong with dancing, especially sloooowww dancing...

We likes batting eyes...

And LL, frelling name keeps popping up, that is an awfully big tub of popcorn, are you trying to make up for other, uh, inadequacies?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
:groove:y... Stars is gonna dance for us...

where are the $'s?

:frontrow::lech:

I hope she didn't hear that!!!!!!! Not my head but yours.

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I think someone was casting aspersions on my affection for dancing... *glare*

Oh, and Lord L went and posted in the 'what's in a name' thread about how he rates in the performance department, and wouldn't even say which letter was his. :rooster:


*****Stars :dancin: and your point is? :shrug:

[BrowderChick]

Let me guess that he chose K. hmmm..:roflmao:

[who45]

I go away for a little while and I miss a lot. And hey...where's my popcorn?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
And LL, frelling name keeps popping up, that is an awfully big tub of popcorn, are you trying to make up for other, uh, inadequacies? nope...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
:chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:

bock bock bock... bock bock bock bockaaaak!


*****Stars :snicker: I think you need to get that checked, it's starting to sound bad...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
I go away for a little while and I miss a lot. And hey...where's my popcorn?

Right here. :pop:

Extra butter with that?

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
grinner, since I used to like you I'll give you a 3-second head start.

Two.

One.

*****Stars :boxing:

Just for Frunie: ;) :whoops:

That was my inside the head voice that somehow got out... I am sorry... :cry2:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
grinner, since I used to like you I'll give you a 3-second head start.

Two.

One.

*****Stars :boxing:

Just for Frunie: ;)

Gimme three steps...

And whooo hooo Stars!!!!

Who likes to dance...

Just has something about poles, maybe it's Poland?

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Gimme three steps...

And whooo hooo Stars!!!!

Who likes to dance...

Just has something about poles, maybe it's Poland?

Oh that was sssooooo Bad!

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Right here. :pop:

Extra butter with that?

:)

[BrowderChick]

:hi:

[Lord Loser]

Hmmm, I don't ever remember biting the heads off chickens, but there was that time...

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Hmmm, I don't ever remember biting the heads off chickens, but there was that time...

:rolleyes:

[BrowderChick]

Oh great. :thud:

[Lord Loser]

:g2f: :rolleyes:

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Eeeeew. Lips that bit the heads off :chicken: shall never touch mine.

*Stars looks around*

Heeeeeeere, grinner grinner! YooooooHooooooo, oh Fruuuuuunie.....! I have a little something for youuuuuuu...

*****Stars :groove: :woohoo: Yes... :woohoo:

Take that LL... :ppbb::nana:

[Lord Loser]

But I've never bit the heads off of a chicken, just *edited for sensitive viewers*. So I don't see how it applies to me...

[BrowderChick]

eeeewwwwww

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I'm so sorry, biting the head from any life form is grounds for immediate disqualification. I must also check the rulebook and see if quarantine and ignore-ment must also ensue...

*****Stars :book:
Hmm...article 4, section 3, subsection V...

You're going to need that Christmas break just to keep him in line Stars.:D

[grinner]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
eeeewwwwww :yuck:

[Frunium Slip]

Frell, there's a rule book? And quoting chapter and verse?

Ohhh boy...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
I'm so sorry, biting the head from any life form is grounds for immediate disqualification. I must also check the rulebook and see if quarantine and ignore-ment must also ensue...

*****Stars :book:
Hmm...article 4, section 3, subsection V... But you bit my head off last night, several times IIRC. And for the record, I haven't bit the heads off of any life form, that I know of. So I suppose the quarantine doesn't apply either.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
:yuck:

I am glad you agree.

[grinner]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue


So Lord L & the rest of y'all will have to entertain yourselves. But I'm sure someone will step up. 'Cos you know, there's always...grinner.

*****Stars :huh: is that a slam? :bawl: That isn't very nice :cry2: No fair... I'm telling my mommy on you :bawl:

[Frunium Slip]

But, uh, grinner's not really my type...

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[grinner]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
But, uh, grinner's not really my type...

Not that there's anything wrong with that... *fhew* I am glad... as I am so NOT the female of the species... :sweaty::sweaty:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
*****Stars :book:
Read it for yourself...it's right there in the rule book... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/other/11doh.gif I knew that rule book was going to come back to kick me in the eema...

But all I've done is try and hypnotize chickens. Couldn't get it to work though (as I set myself up for numerous snerky quips and digs)...

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
is that a slam? :bawl: That isn't very nice :cry2: No fair... I'm telling my mommy on you :bawl:

No, that couldn't be a slam...that's a compliment.:)

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by grinner
*fhew* I am glad... as I am so NOT the female of the species... :sweaty::sweaty:

Well I would sure hope not!!!!!!! :)

[grinner]

Originally posted by who45
No, that couldn't be a slam...that's a compliment.:) compliment... compliment??? in what universe???:confused:

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
compliment... compliment??? in what universe???:confused:

Go to your happy place:D :lol

[BrowderChick]

:boogie: :yoyo:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
grinner, I meant it in a you-can-count-on-grinner-'cos-he's-so-trustworthy-and-loyal sort of way.

:kotc:

Oh, and in the other thread I also bet who that Lord L could take you down.

*****Stars :devil: I'M YOUR CYBERGEEK! I thought you were talking about Fruny...

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[BrowderChick]

I HAVE to be my own. I got laughed at. :cry2:

[Lord Loser]

Well Stars, if you put it like THAT!

BTW checked your pm's lately?

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I HAVE to be my own. I got laughed at. :cry2:

We'll have to find you a cybergeek and he can brawl as well...oohh three cybergeeks...one big brawl...I felt a tingle;)

[BlackThorn]

Ah, the fun starts again. :frontrow:

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Do you NOT want to be my cybergeek? 'Cos maybe Frunie does, I dunno, I could ask him...?

*****Stars :dunno:

Well if candy-eema won't do it...

Toe-to-toe with the grin-man

Well maybe keyboard to keyboard...

Frun, who ain't a skeered of nuttin'

And can mention poles and Stars in the same sentence...

Not that I'd be thinking of any short plaid skirts, mind you...

Of course it could have been a lightning pole, now that would be perfectly understandable...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Aw, BC... I bet Frunie would be your cybergeek and kick grinner's lily white eema for you. Just ask him!

*****Stars :D

I WAS going to ask grinner but..... Frunie? Would you be my cybergeek?

[Lord Loser]

Awwwww, BC, don't :cry2:. You can take a gratuitous shot at me too, seems it makes everyone else happy... :rolleyes:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Awwwww, BC, don't :cry2:. You can take a gratuitous shot at me too, seems it makes everyone else happy... :rolleyes:

But I am not the type to do the ole slap shot my self I would rather have a champion on my side.

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Aw, BC... I bet Frunie would be your cybergeek and kick grinner's lily white eema for you. Just ask him!

*****Stars :D

Hey, that lily white eema....uuhh..never mind...walking back to the side line in my cheerleading outfit with *g* on the front waiting for that *g* to show......and waiting and waiting

[BlackThorn]

Oh! Oh! Me! Can I take a gratuitous shot at you, LL?

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I WAS going to ask grinner but..... Frunie? Would you be my cybergeek?

well, I didn't score to well in the geek quiz, but if you want, sure...

BTW do you have a cheerleading outfit? Not that I'm criticizing anyone who wasn't a cheerleader...

Frun, who always liked the cheerleaders, even when done with football...

Maybe it wasn't really a pole after all, maybe it was a post, no not LL's posts, but like a mailbox post...

[who45]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
well, I didn't score to well in the geek quiz, but if you want, sure...

BTW do you have a cheerleading outfit? Not that I'm criticizing anyone who wasn't a cheerleader...

Frun, who always liked the cheerleaders, even when done with football...

Maybe it wasn't really a pole after all, maybe it was a post, no not LL's posts, but like a mailbox post... :rollin: :rollin:

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
well, I didn't score to well in the geek quiz, but if you want, sure...

BTW do you have a cheerleading outfit? Not that I'm criticizing anyone who wasn't a cheerleader...

Frun, who always liked the cheerleaders, even when done with football...

Maybe it wasn't really a pole after all, maybe it was a post, no not LL's posts, but like a mailbox post...

Oh thank you. And yes I do have one. Wanna see?

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Oh! Oh! Me! Can I take a gratuitous shot at you, LL? Nope. You're too good at it...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Nope. Your too good at it...


I am good too. But i will be sort of nice. Well........ Maybe....

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Oh thank you. And yes I do have one. Wanna see?

And a mighty fine cheerleader too!!!

What is grinner ducking? WTF?

[who45]

:pace: Still waiting...I was naughty and nice...maybe a was too naughty...or not naughty enough.:pace:

[Lord Loser]

Now I don't want to have to kick yours and grinner's eema's, Fruny, but if we can get these three in cheerleader outfits, I just might have to clear a spot in my calendar...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
And a mighty fine cheerleader too!!!

What is grinner ducking? WTF?

Yeah what happened to grinner?

ssshhhhhh.... its clear. :)

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Don't get mad, who... I like lilies. ;)

*****Stars :D
Waiting for grinner, so the REAL fun can start... :bored:

Nah, I'm not mad Stars. :)

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Now I don't want to have to kick yours and grinner's eema's, Fruny, but if we can get these three in cheerleader outfits, I just might have to clear a spot in my calendar...

Well for a fine looking cheerleader, your eema is grass...

[BlackThorn]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Nope. You're too good at it...

Why, thank you!

[Nicola]

Originally posted by who45
We'll have to find you a cybergeek and he can brawl as well...oohh three cybergeeks...one big brawl...I felt a tingle;)

Can there be jello? I will bring friends.

:frontrow: :frontrow: :frontrow:

[BrowderChick]

:bounce: Go get 'em! :bounce: :bounce:

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Well for a fine looking cheerleader, your eema is grass... Did I mention that I'm around 6'8" and 355lbs?

[who45]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
Did I mention that I'm around 6'8" and 355lbs?

That's one big frelling cheerleading outfit you'll have to get LL.

[BrowderChick]

:rollin: I want to see him in it though.

[BrowderChick]

They don't make smilies that do back flips and splits. :(

[BlackThorn]

I want pictures. :roflmao:

[who45]

:pace:

[Frunium Slip]

Yeah? And so are some big lugs who play defensive line...

Frun, still ain't skeered of nuttin'...

Except maybe that jello thing, it's just so unbecoming, and that green color just does not match my eyes...

maybe you should read my letter, I'm just not doing any jello...

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
They don't make smilies that do back flips and splits. :(

Remember there are minors.:D

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
Remember there are minors.:D

I was being nice. Cheerleaders do those things. :)

[Lord Loser]

No wait a sec... that should have been around 5' 6" 105 lbs. Sorry for any confusion I may have caused... :shrug:

[BrowderChick]

I am the innocent one here. Remember? :)

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
No wait a sec... that should have been around 5' 6" 105 lbs. Sorry for any confusion I may have caused... :shrug:

So which is it? Because that would make me taller than you.

[BrowderChick]

Where's my champion, I know he is bigger than that.

[BlackThorn]

BrowderChick, there are no innocents on FMD. Just ask Bonnie. Wait. No. There's one innocent.

Me!

[who45]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
I was being nice. Cheerleaders do those things. :)

I know you were...it was just my twisted way of thinking that some of these guys all hot and bothered...maybe that's not so bad.

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by who45
I know you were...it was just my twisted way of thinking that some of these guys all hot and bothered...maybe that's not so bad.


sshhhhh We dont want to get them that way now do we? My champ doesnt like jello so I will have to come up with a new one.

[Frunium Slip]

Originally posted by BrowderChick
Where's my champion, I know he is bigger than that.

Yep.

And no one is innocent...

[Lord Loser]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Well, maybe not jello for Frunie... but we could sell tickets.

*****Stars :frontrow:
I think grinner forfeits. So that just leaves Lord L (?) and Frunie... :fencing:

Stars tries to figure out how to switch her bet to Frunie... grinner's probably watching ER, 'tis Thursday you know, and you've already lost confidence in me. For shame, for shame...

[BrowderChick]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Yep.

And no one is innocent...

MY HERO!!!!!!:notworthy

[BrowderChick]

Nope he is mine. grinner is gone so it's one on one

[who45]

Originally posted by StarsGoBlue
Well, maybe not jello for Frunie... but we could sell tickets.

*****Stars :frontrow:
I think grinner forfeits. So that just leaves Lord L (?) and Frunie... :fencing:

Stars tries to figure out how to switch her bet to Frunie...

*Who hangs cheerleader outfit on cardboard likeness of herself and places pom pom in it's hand... props carboard Who on side lines and goes to bed*

[BlackThorn]

Night, who.

[Lord Loser]

Say it ain't so Who, you don't have school tomorrow...

[Nicola]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Frun, still ain't skeered of nuttin'...

Except maybe that jello thing, it's just so unbecoming, and that green color just does not match my eyes...


It doesn't have to be green jello...I am OK with any colour that matches your eyes.

:frontrow:

[who45]

Originally posted by BlackThorn
Night, who.

Good night.