Funny season one moments

[Madre Farbot]

There's so much of Farscape that I've seen and not remembered. I just can't remember all those moments - don't have a dvd player - anyway, this is not going to be a favorite funny season moment, but an any episode from season one funny moment, and in that way you don't feel that you've got to limit your favorites.

I've recently started reading through the transcripts of season one eps to help me remember stuff, and no doubt I'll be adding more of those funny moments to the list.

Anyway, one funny moment taken from Exodus from Genesis, the 3rd in the series:

John Chrichton to Aeryn: Yeah, it's...it's humbling when you realize that...you're not talking about the Draks, are you?

And of course that little smile on Aeryn's face when he realized what he'd just said. I can remember that scene when they were out on the terrace, but I'd just love to see that smile again. :D

Anyway, If you know of some more funny moments from any other ep or indeed the same episode please help me to remember them. Thanx.

P.S. It might be an idea if someone can take up similar new threads in the other season categories. :)

[JrMissToughChick]

Hmmm lets link..... TFAL the rygel swalllowed the crystel and said "I knew you wouldn't come back for me so if you want it disimbowl me here," And Johns, "Don't tempt me fluffy."

~JrMTC~

[Zegota]

*Punch* ...Tavleks

[TalynLives]

"What did you call me?" "A Blue arsed bitch".

"How long have we known each other Rygel?" "Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating, but not long enough for you to touch me!"

[Nutty_Angel]

"AERYN: D'Argo's been off the ship for three whole days but we couldn't find you to tell you. You hide very well. You must have had a lot of practice.

(RYGEL laughs.)

CRICHTON: Shut up. It comes natural. Especially when you got THAT chasing you. (Gesturing towards the hologram of D'Argo.) Why the hell is he raging after me, anyway?

ZHAAN: You are another male.

CRICHTON: Well, SPARKY here is male. I think. Sort of. I mean, how come he's not after you?"
-Thank God Its Friday Again
love this bit!!!!!! :D ecpecialy john's last bit with Rygel's expressions!! :bgb:

[jayelsee]

Also from TGIFA:

AERYN: (Talking about Volmae) She gives me a woody.

(CRICHTON gives Aeryn an incredulous look.)

AERYN: A woody. A human saying. I've heard you say it often, when you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you the--

CRICHTON (Interrupting): Willies. She gives you...the willies.

[jayelsee]

I also love that scene between D'Argo & Crichton in "Family Ties", while they are preparing to eject from the transport and propel it into the oil moon, and know they quite likely will face their deaths:

Crichton: "How you doing?"

Pause....

D'Argo, in serious voice: "I have to pee."

[MrX]

D'Argo walking in on Aeryn and John in "The Flax". The expression on his face is priceless.

From "B&B&BTTF":
Crichton: "I'm just gonna get some air"
Leaves
Aeryn: "We have air in here. What is the matter with him?"
Zhaan: He is Crichton.

And one of my favorite moments from "Throne For a Loss":
D'Argo is helping Aeryn sit up as she recovers from the drug. They're talking about Crichton.
Aeryn: "Imagine. Somewhere out there, there's a whole world full of Crichtons. How useless that must be."
D'Argo: "It's amazing he could actually provide us with some common ground."
Aeryn: "Who would've thought. There'd be a race more clumsy and pathetic than the Luxans."

D'argo yanks the arm out from under her, that was propping her up, and she falls back to the ground.

Aeryn: "Ow."
D'Argo: "Sorry. You know how clumsy we Luxans can be."

[Zegota]

It still amazes me that the Farscape actors not only have amazing dramatic range, but incredible comedic timing to boot.

[Lost Like Me]

"You're a vegetable!" :)

[James T D Argo]

In Back and Back and Back To the Future.

John: I'm just gonna get some air.

Aeryn: We have air in here.(Turns and looks at Zhaan) What is the matter with him?

Zhaan: He is Crichton.

[malachilenomade]

I also love that scene between D'Argo & Crichton in "Family Ties", while they are preparing to eject from the transport and propel it into the oil moon, and know they quite likely will face their deaths:

Crichton: "How you doing?"

Pause....

D'Argo, in serious voice: "I have to pee."


Second favorite part from that one:

D'Argo: I hate this...

Crichton: But chicks dig it.
(D'Argo gives that cock-headed nod)

[Grippy]

Through the Looking Glass:
CRICHTON: Nope, that is not funny. That is not funny, Rygel. Look, I gotta get out of here before I end up like you.

RYGEL: What? Handsome with a great sexual prowess?
***
CRICHTON (To Chiana, about her gun): You know how to use that thing?

CHIANA: I'm scared grot-less, not stupid.
***
AERYN: I apologize for my strengths.
***
CRICHTON: Well, turn around. Pretend you're going forward. (To Chiana.) You stay here with Napoleon. If for any reason the engines shut down, restore the green knob.

CHIANA: Ignore the green slob. (Giggles.)
***
RYGEL(Singing): Oh, there is no expanse of the mind, the will cannot traverse -- or physcially, the distance laid across the universe. As blessings many in the stars save one lamented curse -- that Sixteenth Rygel, glory me! Must travel in reverse!
***
D'ARGO: One mippippippi...two mippippippi...three mippippippi...four mippippippi...
***
CRICHTON: 12...11...

CHIANA: Hey, why don't you relax. Join in the fun?

CRICHTON: Give me 7 seconds, baby. We'll come and go together. 4...3...2...1...(Initiates maximum thrust. Ship begins to shake.) Whoa...hell, we're screwed.

(Rygel ducks into the circle of Crichton's arms and Chiana is also leaning close to Crichton.)

RYGEL: Should I disrobe so it's memorable?

CHIANA: Yes.

[External shot of the four Moyas beginning to reintegrate. Aeryn, D'Argo and Zhaan flash into existence. The shaking stops and the entire crew is piled haphazardly around Pilot. They all burst into laughter.]

RYGEL: I'm alive!

PILOT: I fail to see the source of your amusement.
***
CHIANA: ...And when he didn't give it back, we beat the gris out of him. Should I be telling you this?

ZHAAN: My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.
***

There are so many great lines in that episode!!!

:D

[TheEeshew]

ZHAAN: "Pilot, does Moya know where we are?"
PILOT: "Yes, of course. We're someplace else. I'll...get back to you on the specifics."
--"Premiere"

ZHAAN: "How will you tell us from them?'
D'ARGO: "We will cut off the tip of out little finger for identification."
CRICHTON: "How about something a little less permenent?"

*D'Argo bangs the bulkhead*
RYGEL: "What the yotz was that?"
D'ARGO: "Just trying to scare whatever's in there."
RYGEL: "Well, it worked!"

RYGEL: "They're building some kind of nest."
D'AGRO: "Nest?"
RYGEL: "Too many letters for you, Luxan? Try hive."
--"Exodus From Genesis"

D'ARGO: "Am I going to live or die?"
AERYN: "Die. But not today."
--"Throne for a Toss"

[ctheokas]

From "Family Ties"
Crichton: Hey, D'Argo... how come I'm not afraid?
D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
Crichton: I love hangin' with you, man.

"Back and back and back to the future"
Zhaan: Cricton says he's experiencing the future.
Aeryn: He can barely function in the present.

"Thank God it's Friday... Again"
Aeryn: We have a situation up here.
Crichton: I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the one down here.
Aeryn: Remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive.
Crichton: I stand corrected.

I'm pretty sure this was season 1
D'Argo: As John once said, 'I would rather go down on a swing.'
Crichton: Swinging. You wanna go down... swinging.
D'Argo: Swinging.

You know, this was really a funny season.

[Zutulu]

I'm pretty sure this was season 1
D'Argo: As John once said, 'I would rather go down on a swing.'
Crichton: Swinging. You wanna go down... swinging.
D'Argo: Swinging.
I think this was actually from season 2, Mind the Baby. D'Argo to Aeryn on the asteroid. (I just watched it a few days ago ;))

[ctheokas]

I think this was actually from season 2, Mind the Baby. D'Argo to Aeryn on the asteroid. (I just watched it a few days ago ;))

Close enough? No? Sigh.

[Zutulu]

well, it was fairly close. lol

[TheEeshew]

*after getting everyones attention with a massive electronic screetch*
Pilot: "So sorry. I appear to have hit the wrong com."

--"The Flax"; Pilot's best line up to that point, I think. :applaud:

[TheEeshew]

"What's so damn funny?"
"You! You're making that same face... But in a cute way!"
--John & Rygel

"You got to listen for weird, strange noise. Something out of the ordinary."
"Weird noise... Does my stomach count?
--John & Rygel


"What if the creature's waiting?"
"Then piss it off."
"How?"
"Pretend it's me."
--Chiana & John

"No dominar from the House of Rygel ever travels in reverse."
"Then turn around and pretend you're heading forward."
--Rygel & John

John: "This is one of the good days, people." (Raises cup in a toast.) "To a healthy happy baby."
D'Argo (takes the cup): "Thanks."

"Through the Looking Glass"

[Nicola]

CRICHTON: Give me 7 seconds, baby. We'll come and go together. 4...3...2...1...(Initiates maximum thrust. Ship begins to shake.) Whoa...hell, we're screwed.
(Rygel ducks into the circle of Crichton's arms and Chiana is also leaning close to Crichton.)
RYGEL: Should I disrobe so it's memorable?
CHIANA: Yes.

[TalynLives]

Where was that from?

[Nicola]

Where was that from?

Same episode - "Through the Looking Glass" :D

Also:


D'ARGO: I have no time-keeping device.
CRICHTON: One-Mississippi-one, one-Mississippi-two, one-Mississippi-three...300...forward.
D'ARGO: One mippippippi...two mippippippi...three mippippippi...four mippippippi...

[mama scaper]

D'ARGO: I have no time-keeping device.
CRICHTON: One-Mississippi-one, one-Mississippi-two, one-Mississippi-three...300...forward.
D'ARGO: One mippippippi...two mippippippi...three mippippippi...four mippippippi...


That is my favorite quote. I also enjoy the one of Rygel and John joking in the one dimension in the same episode.

[Moya's Starburst]

How about the pirate saying:You know i'm the female of my species right?....
moments later [to D'argo]...I love you...

From "The Flax".

[Milaya]

I never forget about that! On the same day I watched that ep I bought a new bunny.It should have been a male and I wanted to name it Crithon.But it was a female...So I named it Staanz.Someone who looks like a male but is a female...And the person who sold that bunny have successfully breeded bunnies in many years...

[mclien]

Premiere:

JOHN:"Don't move, or pimp you full of ..... little, yellow balls of fire"
(hope I remembre this right (I'm just german)

[Nicola]

Welcome mclien! :hi:

You almost got it right... "Don't move, or I'll pump you full of ... little yellow balls of light!"

It is a great line. :D

I also like this exchange...

ZHAAN: It's time to eat.
John glances nervously at D'Argo.
JOHN: Eat what?

When did you first start watching Farscape?

[TheEeshew]

I also like this exchange...

ZHAAN: It's time to eat.
John glances nervously at D'Argo.
JOHN: Eat what?

I love that exchange!

John's expression is perfect!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[jerseygirl]

I also love that scene between D'Argo & Crichton in "Family Ties", while they are preparing to eject from the transport and propel it into the oil moon, and know they quite likely will face their deaths:

Crichton: "How you doing?"

Pause....

D'Argo, in serious voice: "I have to pee."
That's one of my favorite Season 1 moments!

[Alliecat]

"I'm Butch, this is Sundance. We're the Hole-in-the-Sky Gang."

... I think this was season 1? I'm still on season 3 for the first time & don't know where all these great moments are from but like so many of Crichton's comments based on his own culture that none of the aliens "get", I laughed out loud.

[TheEeshew]

"I'm Butch, this is Sundance. We're the Hole-in-the-Sky Gang."

... I think this was season 1? I'm still on season 3 for the first time & don't know where all these great moments are from but like so many of Crichton's comments based on his own culture that none of the aliens "get", I laughed out loud.

Yep. That was Season 1. "Till the Blood Runs Clear", to be exact. :)

[Chianahadkids?]

my fav quote was from the flax

Aeryn: Is someone docking?
D'Argo comes thru the door
John: D'Argo You made it
Aeryn looks aat him as if she couldn't beleive what she just heard the strians a really fake small smile
John: What took you so long?

Later in that episode Aeryn comes into the front of the ship were John is
John: Too much Antidioxide(i think thats wat he said)
Aeryn: whaa.. yes to much pure oxegen.
John: Just to be sure.....you are the female of your species ... Right?
Aeryn looks at him then steps closer, then moves back quickly.
John: I'll take that as a yes.
goes out of the room then aeryn smiles

[cgord24]

Man i lurve the face chrichton gives when he enters the other side of the universe!!! "Cadaverell?!" Lol, he is hilarious, not to mention hot hot hot!!! :rolleyes: Lol. Then when he's being taken in by Moya..."thats a big ship...big ship." Lol, ben browder you are an amazing actor. Claudia black, you too are amazing. You're chemistry onscreen is dynamite. :) neways, after buying the complete season 1 box set and watching all 22 episodes of the first season, i found that unless you get in on the first episode you got NO luck at understanding what its all about!!!

Will be buying the second season box set complete in the hols. BTW, dont get ripped off!!!! I saw on ebay and amazon, for season one complete box set they charged like 90 bucks! i looked up what dvds were there and what they had on them, and it was exactly the same as the set i got from JB Hi Fi except with a different cover and one cd in each case seperate instead of two in one case. I got mine for 40 bucks guys, so DONT get ripped off.

Cheers and later to all you scapers out there...may we stick together
BRING IT BACK OR BRING IT ON BABY!

[Chianahadkids?]

You gotta luv the flax "to much pure oxegyn"

[Fiona]

I just starting watching Farscape on the recommendation of a friend and was lucky enough to catch it in syndication on only the 3rd ep. My fave quotes so far were from the ep I saw today "That Old Black Magic."

Zhaan to Rygel: You have a touch of Klendian flu. It's not fatal.
D'Argo: We only wish it were.

John to Rygel: It's not Kansas, and you're way too homely to be Auntie Em, but... Come here, Toto.

Rygel is one cool muppet.

[Vortigar]

I don't know which episode, but it has to be in season 1, it's from the second or third ep with Chi.

Chiana: "What does Pip mean?"
Chrichton: "Pip means my favorite travelling companion."
Chiana: "Did anyone believe a word he said before I came aboard?"

Heck, now that I think of it, "Through the Looking Glass" perhaps?

And of course there's the first time Stark bursts into "My side, your side"

[Moya's Starburst]

I can't remember much of season one i'm rewatching it at the moment but the funniest thing i do remember is start bursting into that side your side!
oh how about that eppy thank god it's friday again where Rygel goes" Someones trying to kill me!"
Aeryn: " It is only those who know you who want to kill you"

[blitzed]

how to choose? dunno but here are two that come immediately to mind:

in the premiere when D'argo says to John and Aeryn "time to eat" and crichton gulps out "eat what?" and D makes a threatening scowl, understanding exactly the worry that prompts the question.

and

the game of charades crichton and aeryn play in the blue zone of Through the Looking Glass.

[skorksy12]

Aeryn: We have air in here.(Turns and looks at Zhaan) What is the matter with him?
Zhaan: He is Crichton.

Yes yes! This was very very funny. This is from the beginning of Season 1 where Crichton is still very confused on everything around him, so they are making fun of him a lot - it's really funny. I don't know why but I like us Earthlings being humbled once in a while in TV shows, FS had lots of that in beginning S1. I used to like the character Q in Star Trek TNG for the same reason.

[skorksy12]

One of my favorites:

S2, Episode "I do, I think": In this scene, Crichton is about to be turned into a statue bcz he is married to the Princess, well he was forned into it, so on. This is right before the freezing process takes place.

D'Argo: "Here comes good and bad news"
John: A'lright. Give me the bad news first.
D'Argo: The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for 80 cycles in a strange world
John: What's the good news?
[with complete straight face] Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.

[They both roar at the joke, fueled with their hopelessness in the situation, still laughing, Crichton flashes the Nixon goodbye and gets instantly frozen]

[blitzed]

oh how about that eppy thank god it's friday again where Rygel goes" Someones trying to kill me!"
Aeryn: " It is only those who know you who want to kill you"

that's the episode where aeryn cracks up crichton by saying "she (the albino lady) gives me a woody"...... :D

[1812lives]

From Bone to Be Wild

Chiana: A distress call directed at us?
John: Starts cracking up... How stupid is that?

The episode where D thinks Rygel is his son Jothee lol one of the few times I actually felt a bit sorry for fluffy. Can't think which one it was but it was the one where D kicked open Peace Keeper contraceptive device and ended up outside Moya.

From Bug's life, where Chiana and Sparky are in that thing to protect them from the vacuum and Rygel keeps farting helium. Shoot anytime Rygel farts helium is a funny moment LOL.

From Throne for a loss when John tries to fire the pulse rifle and endup causing a pulse chamber overload.

The constant pop culture references John makes that keep drawing funny looks.

The scene from hidden memory where John and Galina set Crais up by inventing a bogus memory and Scorpius putting Crais in the chair.

The following episode where Aeryn rescuses John and Stark and Stark says "How many peace keepers do you know?" and later when they exchange a good laugh about the thing John was blocking being the time he kissed a girl.

[TheEeshew]

The episode where D thinks Rygel is his son Jothee lol one of the few times I actually felt a bit sorry for fluffy. Can't think which one it was but it was the one where D kicked open Peace Keeper contraceptive device and ended up outside Moya.

That was "They've Got a Secret". :)