Your favourite Joke/Comedy Scene?

[Jat]

Well mine has to be when Cricton leaves the nuclear bomb on the elevator in we are so screwed la bomba.

Or

its when Cricton is hand cuffed to the patients chair and Crais lists all his crimes such as 5 counts of attempted murder, at the end he says it comes to 29 dollars and 25 cents, and asks if hes gonna pay by cash, cheque or credit card in won't get fooled again.

[Eiley]

Both of those are great!

I love when Dargo is playing Rock Paper Scissors with himself. That is classic.

Or when Crichton is in Aeryn's body and he just can't help checking it out.

[Jat]

Rock paper scissors? I dont remember that, which episode?? I mgiht have missed it.

[Eiley]

I could be wrong, but I believe it's on the Season 2 opener. At the moment I can't remember what the name of that ep is.

[jayelsee]

Oh, there are just so many. I don't know if I can say it's a "favorite", but I laughed hard at the "window" scene (opening) for "Scratch & Sniff". "They ROLLED us?" and the girly scream.

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by jayelsee
Oh, there are just so many. I don't know if I can say it's a "favorite", but I laughed hard at the "window" scene (opening) for "Scratch & Sniff". "They ROLLED us?" and the girly scream.

And all of Fran's lines in that ep are great! "But you, you're a bit of an idiot, aren't you?" LOL Bet she loved getting paid to say that to her hubby! :rollin:

The Tavlek/Tavloid debate! "You hit me??? Next time you hit me, make sure I don't wake up!"

The bomb in the elevator is great, too! "It's alright, you've done worse!"

Any line from the yellow Moya of TTLG. Rygel's song.

Hmm...most of CDM and WGFA.

I can't think too much now. I'll get back to you!


Jacqui :love:

[scaperbuddy]

There are so many! But my favorite is when Noranti in Lava is a many slendered thing is strip dancing and the bad guys think she is beautiful and John and D'Argo are watching thinking they are crazy not knowing they are under her spell. Then John and D'Argo see her clothes come off and get discusted.

It's also funny when Rygel is in John's body and has to ask John how to go to the bathroom!

[SweetpeaAeryn]

You were in my shoes.... I was in your pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JrMissToughChick]

Originally posted by JadedLegend3
And all of Fran's lines in that ep are great! "But you, you're a bit of an idiot, aren't you?" LOL Bet she loved getting paid to say that to her hubby! :rollin:

The Tavlek/Tavloid debate! "You hit me??? Next time you hit me, make sure I don't wake up!"

The bomb in the elevator is great, too! "It's alright, you've done worse!"

Any line from the yellow Moya of TTLG. Rygel's song.

Hmm...most of CDM and WGFA.

I can't think too much now. I'll get back to you!


Jacqui :love: God I love SnS Fran as Raxil is too funny!!!

I also love John's freak out scene in LATP "kill my sex life"

All of Crackers

"You were in my shoes..." and "Come on I'm a guy..." and "yotz if I said that you would all vomit" ok alot of OOTM

"you've done worse"

All of the Trippy yellow scenes in TTLG

"don't tempt me fluffy"

~JrMTC~

[Jehuty]

Hey :)

I think my favorite is a toss up between Aeryn's "She goves me a woody..." speach from Thank God It's Friday ... again and

"Shoot him, shoot him now! You're the warrior, shoot him now!"
"Alright, with what?? My nose!!" :D (Jool and D'Argo, Loosing Time)

Another that springs to mind is:

"FREEZE!! You're under arrest. You have the rights to the remains of a silent attourney, if you cannot afford one TOUGH NOOGIES!!..." :rollin:

-TK

[JrMissToughChick]

I have more but I was being breif that Jool line classic!

~JrMTC~

[MySideYourSide]

Almost all of Scratch 'N Sniff is just hilarious. Like D'argo talking about Crichton's "slim duck" or Harvey telling D'argo to give him five.

One line I haven't already seen mentioned was from D'argo in Through the Looking Glass. Crichton told him to count to 300 microts by counting "One-mississippi, two-mississippi" and D'argo counts "One-mippippippi, two-mippippippi" (and he wasn't even on the yellow Moya).

[JrMissToughChick]

Originally posted by MySideYourSide
One line I haven't already seen mentioned was from D'argo in Through the Looking Glass. Crichton told him to count to 300 microts by counting "One-mississippi, two-mississippi" and D'argo counts "One-mippippippi, two-mippippippi" (and he wasn't even on the yellow Moya). what about in CDM when John says, "10 microts 10 no mippippippy I do not want to blow up"
Repeating the clasic Dargo line

~JrMTC~

[Antrobus]

Don't ask me why, but I get a kick out of the parking garage scene(s) in John Quixote! That hippy mini van is too much and Rygel's flaming gas is hysterical!!

[JrMissToughChick]

JQ is funny "slay any dragons with that swored?"

~JrMTC~

[vikingscaper]

I love the window scene in Scatch n' Sniff, but then again, I love the entire ep.

[who45]

Originally posted by vikingscaper
I love the window scene in Scatch n' Sniff, but then again, I love the entire ep.

Yeah, that was one of my favorites as well. The bomb in the elevator was another good one...oh there's too many to list.

[JadedLegend3]

Oh! Oh! From JQ, "So, can I help you find someplace to sheath that sword?"

LOL Any of the Princess's lines, actually.


How about from CDM, Aeryn's, "We are going to die." deadpan.



Jacqui :love:

[Anni]

gotta agree on the princess aeryn thing! hilarious! Oh yeah, and Stark..."Maybe you have to do more than just kiss her..."speech.

Oh, and the Revenging angel Aeryns..."Happy Birthday Mr astronaut..."

[Anni]

Oh yeah, And "Who're u callin dificiant?!"

[JadedLegend3]

I asked my mother and she said Aeryn from RA, "Oh I get it, I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

That whole scene I think is great! And the one with Jool and Chiana arguing and they drop John! Whoops! LOL


Jacqui :love:

[Anni]

Stanz and D'argo! and A'course Aeryn and John at teh end "just so that we're sure, you are the female of your speices, right?"

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by Anni
Stanz and D'argo! and A'course Aeryn and John at teh end "just so that we're sure, you are the female of your speices, right?"

How about, "Comfortable? Can I get you a pillow?"


Jacqui :love:

[Anni]

Okat, me again...Zhaan and Rygle, not sure what happened

Rygel: are you fully clothed?
Zhaan: I'm not wearing a scrap! I'm as naked as a new born baby
Rygel: Then go away! And don't insult my eyes with your naked blue extremities!
*Zhaan pulls his hands away*
Rygel: Ahh! ahh! Help! A mad Delvian exhibitionist is forcing herself on me! VISUALLY!

Aeryn: Feelin left out D'arge? We're the only ones that don't have voices in our heads.

John: In the room, I said to get him in the room!
Chiana *glaring* You said TO THE ROOM!

John (to Aeryn): You, do not scare me missy. *she glares in a serious way...he steps back* okay, you scare me a little...

Stark: Electriomagnetic candy!

Stark(again): How many peackeepers do you know on this base?

John: *singing* 500 bottles of beer on the wall, 500 bottles of beer, you take one down, you pass it around...

Rygel: FRELLED! MIVONKS ON A PLATE FRELLED!

Aeryn: now, don't feel bad, it's not you, it's me...I don't like you.

Chiana: Hey...I am the one who put my hands in the vomit...now you want a turn? Go get your own vomit!

Rygel with Durkas head in LGM

Stark: MY SIDE YOUR SIDE MY SIDE YOUR SIDE MY SIDE YOUR SIDE!

John in Aeryns body...strangly enough, i thought the funniest part of the whole thing was her voice in his accent!

Piloets laugh after expelling the magnatized chick in (I think) sons and lovers.

John: Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head!

ALL of Stark and Rygel

Jool: there, i woke him up...now I hope he drops dead

Aeryn: You hide very well, you must've had a lot've practise
*Rygel laughs*
John: Shut up! It comes natural, especially when u got THAT chasing you!

D'argos gay speech in WGFA

Competing overides in WSSpart3

John Crichton...Astronaut...Master of the universe!

John: You put your hand on my ass again...and I WILL kill you

John: Blend in? Hell, when we got here, the clock stopped, we couldn't blend in on butt ugly night!

The 'human goat' in Crichton kicks (I nearly passed out when he did the ass shakin)

Rygel: Crichton, when a woman, whether she's your wife, your lover, or a slave you purchased to be your wife OR lover leaves you repeatedly, take the hint!

Okay, that;s it for now!

[setsuko]

RIP
John Crichton
Human
Astronut
Natural Born Loser

:)

[Jat]

Originally posted by setsuko
RIP
John Crichton
Human
Astronut
Natural Born Loser

:)

LOL, i was just about to add that one,

heres some other of my favs:

Revenging Angel

John: You really want revenge?
Scorpy: Oh Yes!
John Okay
5 seconds later, 1000 ton weight falls on Scorpy :)

Aeryn cartoon scene
Aeryn:So what are you gonna do about D'Argo?
John: I dunno, I'm supposed to talk to him, Im not sure what to say, any adivce? help?
Aeryn: D'Argo!....D'Argo can you just leave young Johnny alone please?
D'Argo: Errrrrmmmm, NO!

And theres the line at the end of the episode:
John: Of course your clueless, you live in the country, but you dont speak the language, just don't touch anything in here.

And finally LATP2

Braca: Your insane!
John: Really? I thought that was common knowledge.
I was rolling about :)

[MySideYourSide]

Of course, there's nothing like Stark's manic breakdowns in Liars, Guns, and Money.

[hippydave]

The scene is Thank god it`s friday when rigel uses his explosive urine to drive back the crowd!!! Plus anytime stark starts panicking....

[Farscape Forever]

I've seen all but the last 7 episodes (and the mini WOO! heh).. there's soo many good ones but a couple favourites:

Crichton: "What're you doing?"
Rygel, hyper: "Cutting! Just cutting! Make it scary you said...scary!"
Crichton: "Hell, somebody got a sugar high. You been stealing candy Mr. Burroughs?"
Rygel, hyper: "Oh Crichton! How illegal is this dren? You gotta get me more, I don't care what it costs!"
Crichton: "Buckwheat breathe...breathe..."

and when he steals from the kiddies.. classic

The line from sig is great too..

or

Gordon: "Freeze! You're under arrest! You have the rights to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call. I recommend Trixie, 976 tripple five, LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them too you?! Well DO YOU, PUNK?!"
Crichton: "No."
Gordon: "Then I can't arrest you!!"

and you can't go wrong with any of the Aeryn as a princess scenes from John Quixote

[JrMissToughChick]

Kansas
Dargo: Machine... go!

Chiana: looks like a greating you know to a friend... Hello Rinkels!


JQ
PrAeryn: I'm not gonna clean up

PrAeryn: why do you have to be such a monsther?

PrAeryn: Who Harvey he's not an Ogar he's just an encorithable Lier... and the Buthler

PrAeryn: Honey the Buthler's Dead

PrAeryn: I'm not the Pwithess in withch you seek but we could still have a realy good time.

~JrMTC~

[Dominar Rygel XVI]

Season Two:
Rygel saying to both Critons:"Double the Criton,Double the loss of time"
Aeryn apologiesing to the vork "I'm sorry.We wont kill you"
:rollin:

There are many fun moments!

FARSCAPE RULZ!!!

[Anni]

Rygel: Kiss my Mivonks!

Oh, and while we're talkin about Mivonks...

Chiana: One thing, do Scarrens have Mivonks?
*knees him in the groin, collapses in pain from her knee*
Scarren: Yes...but they're not external.

Scarren: I don't beleive I've had the pleasure
Aeryn: yes, I've heard that about Scarrens.

[AnnieBW]

Oooh, there's so many that it's hard to decide! In no particular order, I loved:

- John in Aeryn's body checking out the goodiesin OOTM, and getting caught by Aeryn/Rygel

- Also in OOTM, Chiana/D'Argo coming on to John/Rygel

- Rygel's exploding bodily fluids in TGIFA

- Rygel's exploding farts in JQ

- The bizarro Moya in UR

- All of RA

- The window scene in SnS

- Rygel on a sugar high in "Kansas"

- the infamous "Granny dance" in LAMST.

- Noranti getting her freak on while D'Argo's feeling it in CbC

- Also from CbC, John and Rygel in drag

[Dominar Rygel XVI]

- John in Aeryn's body checking out the goodiesin OOTM, and getting caught by Aeryn/Rygel
Oh yes I remember this one.It was frelling funny :rollin:

[Sayadina]

that was my favorite too

"I'm a guy! Guys dream out this stuff"

[Dominar Rygel XVI]

That was in S1 I think.Part of the crew was stuck on a planet wich was part ot Hyneria.So Rygel told this story:"I dressed as one of my servants because I wanted to see what the people think about me.Well they sad bad thinks about Rygel XVI.I didnt tell them who I am until the åxecution." :rollin:

[Bargaintuan]

Any scene with Rygel in it in "Won't Get Fooled Again".

"This is the new boss, not the same as the old boss."

"What does a man's disability have to do with anything?"

"Let me show you how I crash landed the Farscape module."

And, of course, S&M Rygel.

Actually, that whole episode was pretty damn funny, and worked in some serious story arc points besides. Farscape at its best.

[Jackhammered]

Lots of memories here :) But, Personally, I love the scene with allt he girls in leather hanging over Crichton, than you hear,
"move aside!" as Rygel in leather with a whip crawls up between his legs :)

[Jat]

D Logan......D Logan, Stop it with the cards! :D

This is for fluffy...
and this is for buckwheat what ever that means :)

[JrMissToughChick]

I love the card scene in D. Logan's office :):)

~JrMTC~

[Jat]

'always going up and down, for once I'd just love to move sideways, ive got plans you know, im studying to be an astronaut.'

[JrMissToughChick]

hehehe
JQ:

"That's a nice sword ever slay any dragons with it? Does it have a name like Cameron or Uma Uma Uma?" some thing like that I don't remember the quote WFW though.

When I saw Paycheck when Uma Thurman was on screen I kept saying Uma I thought it was funny.

~JrMTC~

[Clarsax]

All of Won't Get Fooled Again

Some of the lines from Crackers Don't Matter and Out of Thier Minds

Noranti's dance in Lava's a Many Splendor Thing

The princess in JQ, and most of Stark's lines in that episode

Too many others to remember - some of the scenes between Zhaan and Rygel, Dargo's Mippippippi, most of Harvey's lines

[Jat]

Harvey is one of my fav characters, his entrances, his jokes are all good, especially in lions dens, when they are playing cards, 'GO FISH! HAHA!

and it was so cool how he pretended to be dracula

[Scaper989]

Speaking of dances, D'Argo in "Scratch N Sniff" when he's
under the influence.

[Genesi]

In I Shrink, when John sent Scorpy out with the pulse rifle... Scorpy pulls the trigger, *click*, Scorpy replies, "Thank you John." as he is blasted in the chest. :D

[JrMissToughChick]

Pilot,"Ka D'Argo is currently... helping Rygel with his... laundry. And Aeryn's writing some... poetry"
John, "Uh-huh. What about, ah... Chiana and Sikozu?"
Pilot, "Enjoying each other's company. Preparing a meal for... everyone but Rygel. He's... not hungry" :rollin:

~JrMTC~

[Anni]

Oh yeah *points at the two above* forgot about those!

[Ouroboros]

John:"You been lying to your daddy boy and you KNOW you shouldn't lie to your daddy! D'argo tell him who his daddy is!"

D'argo:"I'm your Daddy"

I laughed so hard I woke up my brother on the second floor.

[JrMissToughChick]

Dargo: "Well at least he's out of your nose"
MJohn: "Hair"
Dargo: "Right thats what I ment Nose Hair"

~JrMTC~

[SweetpeaAeryn]

Twice Shy

John: What's gotten in to you?
Chiana: Nothing... yet.

and later in the same scene...

Chiana: What'd she do, cut 'em off?

[Jat]

John to scropy: welcome to the nuclear age.

and then theres harvey waking up
John: the son of a b said he took you out of my mind
Harvey: He upgraded me to harvey 2.0

later on in same scene
Harvey: one of my many improvements - ultimate loyalty to scorpious
John: that aint an improvement

[RobinC]

Can't believe nobody brought up my personal favorite!

D'Argo: I think we should burn her (Noranti).
John: You burn your old folk?!
D'Argo: No, I just thought it was a good idea.

Robin

[JrMissToughChick]

About DRD pike
John: are you getting this
Chiana: No
John: we don't understand the R2D2 crap we'll use the star trek system one blink for yes two blinks for no