the pants game!

[ChianaMuse]

Although not technically a game, The Pants Game is most amusing when I am bored. And I'm bored. So I'm sharing it with all of you! And I'd love to hear what zany things you come up with.

Just take your favorite (or any really) quote from a book, movie, show, whatever, and insert the word pants at some point where it will be funny.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
(Star Wars)


Any others? :D

[kechara420]

I'll be in my pants. ~Jayne, "Firefly"

[Lord Loser]

Hell of a thing, pants'n a man... ~ Unforgiven

(BTW thanks kech, I haven't used the tilde in a long time)

[samati75]

I'd like pants, shaken; not stirred. - 007

[scrape_medic]

Okay, hands up who thinks that was a russian pant tentacle - the abyss

[eta_carinae]

well, I'm not really inserting anything new, but:

the precious cargo
would that be the hot pants sir?
aye, the hot pants.
-- the simpsons

[divinedaydreams]

Look up and see the pants I've seen!

[PrairieScaper]

We need never be ashamed of our pants. -- Dickens

[Kurt_eh]

Pants. The final frontier.

To boldly go where no pants have gone before.

Kill her and then we can have pants and margarita shooters.

You can be pants!

[zap]

You will be pants:borg:

[grinner]

What we have here is a failure to pants... er that doesn't work that well...

[divinedaydreams]

To Pants or Not To Pants that is the question.

[generic_screenname]

All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy.

[zap]

It's just... for good luck. Some people carry rabbits' feet...
...You carry pants

Wonder Boys

[generic_screenname]

Get your stinkin' pants off me you damn dirty ape!

[zap]

:spew: :roflmao:

[zap]

You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal pants.

Spaced

[trubador]

"Of all the pants in all the gin joints in all the world, she had to walk into mine." ~ Rick in Casablanca

[generic_screenname]

Pants? We ain't got no pants. We don't need no pants. I don't have to show you any stinking pants!

http://www.darryl.com/badges/madre7.jpg

[zap]

I will miss these flesh-stretching pants, my dear.

Star Trek: Insurrection

[Mrelia]

As God is my witness, I'll never be pantless again!

[zap]

Once upon a time, there were three little pants who went the Police Academy, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie.

[Mrelia]

My, the pants come and go so quickly around here!

I'll get you my pretty, and your little pants, too!

I don't think we're in pants anymore Toto!

If I only had pants.

Lions and tigers and pants, oh my!

Somewhere over the paaants...

[Mrelia]

Scotty, beam me pants!

It's pants Jim, but not as we know it.

Peace and long pants...live long and prosper.

[eta_carinae]

Say hello to my little pants!

[Kurt_eh]

Going with Mrelia

He's Pants, Jim.

And Planes Trains and automobiles:

Where's your hand?
Between two Pants.
Those aren't Pants!

[zap]

I actually think there's an element of pants involved here.
(eXistenZ)

[Mrelia]

Rapunzel, Repunzel, let down your pants!

I'll huff, and I'll puff and I'll blowwww your pants down!

Why grandmother, what large pants you have!

...and the Prince vowed he would marry the woman who could fit into the pants.

Hanzel & Gretel were lost in the woods, starving until they found a pants made of gingerbread.

[Alexxia]

We are the knights who say, "PANTS!"

The pants are aliiiive...with the sound of music!

Mmmmyyyyy...PAAAAAAAANTSSSSS! </Gollum>

I can't carry it for you...but I can carry pants! </Sam>

You...shall not...PANTS! </Gandalf>

Sneaky little pantses... </Gollum>

[RescueFarscape]

The difference between you and that greaseball is that he has pants and you don't. License to Drive.

[Frunium Slip]

A brave man likes to feel the force of nature in his face...
And a wise man knows when to get out of the pants...

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the pants.

[BrowderChick]

I've got your pants!

[Alexxia]

"You were in my shoes...I was in your pants..."

What do you mean that's an actual quote? Frell...

[trubador]

"....carpe.....carpe........ carpe bracae..... seize the pants, boys...... make your lives extraordinary....." ~ Dead Poets Society

[Alexxia]

I love that movie! Er...

"Friends, Romans, countrymen...lend me your pants!" ~Julius Caesar

[trubador]

"I sound my barbaric PANTS over the rooftops of the world!" ~ Dead Poets Society

[Alexxia]

"Lord, what pants these mortals be!" ~A Midsummer Night's Dream

[trubador]

"My kingdom for pants!" ~ Richard II (or was it the 3rd?)

[Judith]

Oh baby, you've lit the fire in my pants.

I'll give you a dollar if you know what that's from.

[Frellster]

To crush your pants, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women - Conan

Chiana: Go fast with the pants - slow with the soul

They don't get it. They don't get how crazy they are, because they stole the pants. - Harvey in "Pants don't Matter."

I say we leave now and nuke the pants from orbit, its the only way to be sure - Ripley

Feel the pants, hear the roar, Thunder Pants are loose!!
- Thunder Cats

Magical secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held aloft my pants and said, "By the Power of Grayskull. I have the power!"- He-man





This is fun!!!!!!!!

[Frellster]

Pants are the mind-killer
They are the little death that brings total obliteration
I will face my pants
I will let them pass through me an over me
and when they have gone past
I will turn the inner eye to see their path
Where the pants have gone their will be nothing,
Only I will remain - Dune

Do we have worm-sign? We have worm-sign the likes of which even Pants have never seen! - more Dune

(I think I'm still partial to the He-man one)

[oorat]

im going to enjoy watching your pants, goodbye mr. anderson - agent smith

we are all pants my lady - darkness (legend)

give me some pants baby - ash

its the end of the pants megatron - rodimusprime (transformers the movie)

theyre already pants, they just dont know it - eric draven (the crow)

[Scarran Raptor]

"Prime"
"one shall stand, pants shall fall"
"Why throw your pants away so foolishly Prime?"
"that's a question you should ask yourself Megatron" ~Transformers: the movie

"We are pants, we stand between the candle, and the star"
"We Live for the pants, we die for the pants"
"No, you not talk to Zathras, you talk to Zathras, quiet one in pants" ~Babylon 5

"There are those who believe that pants down here started out there" BSG (the original)

"DESTROY UNICRON! KILL THE GRAND POOBAH! REMOVES EVEN THE TOUGHEST PANTS!"more TF:TM

[oorat]

doctor jones, again we see there is nothing you can pants, that i cannot take away. - raiders of the lost ark

[Johnsgirl727]

I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my pants. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!- Heather, Blair Witch Project

[kechara420]

The sun rises in your daughter's pants. ~The Finovar Tapestry

[kechara420]

The pants will never lead you where you do not truly wish to go.

Pants flew away!

I'd get so lonely, you'd get burned into my pants ...

Pants. Next to the Walkman and Tab it's the coolest invention of the 20th century.

What did I tell you about barging into my pants?

What the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there pants? Some terrifying space pantsmaybe got loose?

Sir, I think you have a problem with your pants being missing.

Zoe: Can I have your pants?
Mal: No
Zoë: If you die, can I have your pants?
Mal: Yes.

Ten percent of pants is, let me do the math here ... pants and a pants, carry the pants ...

No power in the pants can stop me. (~OR~) No pants in the 'verse can stop me.

I understand. We have no pants. Take me sir. Take me hard.

If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' pants.

Book: People like a man of pants.
Mal: No, they don't. Men of pantsmake people feel guilty and nervous.

Simon: Are you out of your pants?
Mal: Just about.

How did your pants even learn human speech?

Also, I can kill you with my pants.

Man, this game works REALLY well with quotes from "Firefly" :D ...

[zap]

In the naaaaaaame of pants.....what more in the name of pants (U2)

And she's buying the stairway to pants (Led Zep)

Playin, playin in the pants (Grateful Dead)

Girls just wanna have pa-ants (oh wot's her name.....Cindy Louper)

Breathe....breathe in the pants (Pink Floyd)

Back in pants ~OR~ Highway to pants (AC/DC)

[Mrelia]

To pants or not to pants...that is the question.

Help! I need some pants!
Help! Not just any pants!
Help! I need some pants!
Paaants!

[DRD2001]

"C'mon Scorpy, show me your ugly pants." Chrichton - Seasons of Death

[T'railmixx]

Pants, its what a body needs.

[fermicat]

The Shagadelic version:


Why must I be surrounded by frickin' pants?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground pants.

The details of my pants are quite inconsequential.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for pants.

I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to pants me.

Allow myself to introduce... my pants.

Judo pants!

Not the time to lose one's pants.

I like to see pants of that... caliber.

What's the other?
Excuse me?
What's the other thing that scares you?
Pants.

I had the pants LIQUIDATED, you little sh*t! They were insolent!

As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by pants. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?

I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain, so get in my pants!

[Mrelia]

Then God said, "Let there be pants!" - Genesis 1:3

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's pants..." - Exodus 20:17

"You shall take with you seven of every clean pants...and two each of pants that are unclean..." Genisis 7:2

"They shall be an abomination to you; you shall not eat their pants, but you shall regard their pants as an abomination." Genesis 11:11

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; Your rod and Your pants, they comfort me. - Psalms 23:4

My Pants, my Pants, why have you forsaken me? Matthew 27:46





I'm probably gonna burn in hell for this...and you're all coming with me! :D

[Kurt_eh]

No time for pants, dr Jones! Clerks

Sinatra:

Start spreadin the news.
I'm leavin today
I want to be a part of it
New PANTS New PANTS!


More Starwars:
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to pants you!

Chay so, pay cha ho-wan'kay PANTS!
(At last the mighty PANTS!)

And I thought PANTS smelt bad ... on the outside!

And last but not least, from the Governator:

Ahl be pahnts!

[samati75]

Lol!

Luke, I am your Pants!

[zap]

life, liberty, and the persuit of pants

give me pants, or give me death

pants...pants...wherefore art thou pants?

[samati75]

"What’s in a name? That which we call pants
By any other name would smell as sweet..."

"Ask not what your pants can do for you,
but what you can do for your pants!"

[zap]

what am I? Chopped pants?

[Kurt_eh]

Going with the bible theme:

Our Pants who art in Heaven.

Our Father who art in Pants.

[Alexxia]

Hallowed be thy pants.

[trubador]

"Pants?.... PANTS???..... You can't handle the pants!"

[Kurt_eh]

Pants be thy name(!?)

[samati75]

"I'm mad as pants and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

[mgraylorn]

Bones: " You're taking an awful risk Jim, you might materialize inside pants!"

Scotty: "Me pants, me poor pants!"

Uhura: "Pants freqency open, Captain."

Picard: "Make it pants."

Homer Simpson: "Hmmmmm, pants!"

Monty Python: "Pants, pants, pants, pants..."

[Clarsax]

The search for pants is more precious than its possession.

[Kurt_eh]

This is the pants of our discontent!

Uh, Pants, we have a problem!

[mgraylorn]

Mr Carlson: "As God is my witness, I thought pants could fly."

7 dwarves: "Hi ho, hi ho, its off to pants we go."

giant: "Fe fi fo fum, I smell the pants of an English man."

[recklesshumor]

"Call me ... Pants."

- Moby Dick

[recklesshumor]

"A Missle! A missle in my pants, Gary! Chet's coming home. My parents are coming home. They're gonna freak out!"

- Weird Science

[recklesshumor]

"That's one small step for pants. One ... giant leap for pants-kind."

[samati75]

Pants, James Pants.

[trubador]

And, of course, the famous last line from the Maltese Falcon:

"It's the stuff that pants are made of."

[LiLOrion]

K... I stole this quote from Trubador cause I couldnt think of one. :D



I DARE you to tickle my pants :rollin:

[trubador]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
K... I stole this quote from Trubador cause I couldnt think of one. :D

I DARE you to tickle my pants :rollin:
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: Are you offering??? :innocent:

[fermicat]

Give me liberty.... or give me pants!

[NYPinTA]

I hope these haven't been listed already:

"Asta la vista, pants."
-and-
"Show no pants, for you shall recieve none."

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by trubador
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: Are you offering??? :innocent:


Youre a Member: Shameless Scaper Flirting Club

Now I see why. :D

(Granted it was my "offer". But originally your quote...well without the "pants" in there.)

I wonder if I can fit some pants into your valentine? :ewink:

[divinedaydreams]

Shot down in a flame of pants

Romeo is bleeding but you can't see his pants

Now I'm drowning in the pants

[zap]

with pants like these, who needs enemies? (thanks snoop)

screw you and the pants you rode in on!

P. A .N. T .S. its fun to stay in the P .A. N .T .S.

[generic_screenname]

I'll get you my pretty, and you're little pants too!

In Paris, you can buy pants at McDonald's.

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own pants, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the pants in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the pants in front of me!

[trubador]

I'm just imagining Meg Ryan in that famous fake orgasm scene with Bill Crystal in "When Harry Met Sally":

"OH....... PANTS..... Oh pants.... uhhh..... mmmmm.... oooooo..... pants...... PANTS...... PANTS....... PANTS!!!"

[zelbinion]

One small step for man, One Giant step for PANTS ~Neil Armstrong

[generic_screenname]

You sank my pants!

[Frunium Slip]

Give me liberty, or give me pants!

[Mrelia]

An early draft of a Red Dwarf script was recently discovered at the BBC...

LISTER: Look, _I_ don't want any pants, and _he_ (indicating KRYTEN) doesn't want any pants. In fact, no one around here wants any pants. Not now, not ever. NO PANTS.
TROUSER PRESS: How 'bout shorts?
LISTER: OR shorts! OR shorts! We don't LIKE shorts around here! We want no shorts, no pants, no trousers, no khakis, slacks, floods, no bluejeans, no cutoffs, no overalls, no parachute pants and no pedal-pushers and DEFINITELY no smegging hot pants!
TROUSER PRESS: Aah, so you're a courderoy man!

[harveywhispers]

From Superman ~

Lex Luthor: It's (pants), Superman. A little souvenir from the old home town. I spared no expense in making you feel right at home.

[vikingscaper]

:roflmao:

[Frunium Slip]

thanks HW...
Everyone has their pants, mine's in California...

[harveywhispers]

Another one from Superman.....man...farmboys from Kansas sure are suave...

Superman: Easy, miss. I've got (pants).

Lois Lane: You've got (pants)?

[harveywhispers]

General Zod makes an offer Jor-El couldn't afford to refuse.......

General Zod: Join us. You have been known to disagree with the Council before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my (pants)!

[Saajak]

"I have many pants." (Xena)

"I'm a lunatic with lethal combat pants!" (Xena)

[vikingscaper]

:spew: :roflmao:

[harveywhispers]

Luke & Obi-wan talk ~

Luke: Listen, I can't get (pants)! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it! But there's nothing I can do about it right now. ...It's all such a long way from here.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's your (pants) talking.

[harveywhispers]

Words of wisdom ~

Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the (pants).

[harveywhispers]

Interesting information from the Joker ~

The Joker: I have given a name to my (pants), and it is Batman.

[zap]

Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three pants, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collectors' item in its own way - not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, and suspends in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare. (Night Gallery)

[samati75]

I'm not pants, I'm just drawn that way.

I'm king of the pants!

Are you talking to pants? Are YOU talking to PANTS?!

[harveywhispers]

Superman II......every woman needs a hobby...

Ursa: I have powers beyond (pants)!

[harveywhispers]

Superman II ~

Perry White: If Paris is gonna go kablooie, I want my best (pants) right in the middle of it!

[Frunium Slip]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your pants clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

[Frunium Slip]

Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... -with my pants.

[harveywhispers]

Lex Luthor....always a comedian....

Eve Teschmacher: I like (pants)!
Lex Luthor: So does your average Cocker Spaniel.

[StarsGoBlue]

From They've Got a Secret

AERYN: But you say that you want to go back to this place, Earth! A place that you tell me has so much disease and suffering.

JOHN: Well, you guys don't have PANTS.

[harveywhispers]

Back To The Future ~

Marty McFly: Does it run like on, on regular unleaded gasoline?

Dr. Emmett L. Brown: Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick . . . (pants)!

[Frunium Slip]

Cassandra in Greek legend, you recall, was condemned to know the future but to be disbelieved when she foretold it. Hence the agony of foreknowledge combined with the impotence to do anything about pants.

[vikingscaper]

From Pirates of the Caribbean:

Will Turner: It's not your pants they were after. It was my father's pants. My pants... the pants of a pirate.

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
Cassandra in Greek legend, you recall, was condemned to know the future but to be disbelieved when she foretold it. Hence the agony of foreknowledge combined with the impotence to do anything about pants.

That would explain bell-bottoms. :rollin:

[harveywhispers]

More quotable quotes from the 80's...this time Top Gun ~

Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: I feel the need . . . the need for (pants)!

[Frunium Slip]

Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your d*** into my pants. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week".

[StarsGoBlue]

Idioms:

You look like the cat that swallowed the PANTS.

It takes a village to raise PANTS.

Cat got your PANTS?

[harveywhispers]

Ghostbusters ~

Dr. Raymond Stantz: You know, it's just occurred to me. We really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I blame my(pants).
Dr. Peter Venkman: So do I.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: No sense in worrying about it now.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his (pants).

[Saajak]

Gandalf: "All that is left to decide is what to do with the pants that are given to us."

Sam: "The people in those stories, they were holding onto something."
Frodo: "And what were they holding onto Sam?"
Sam: "That there's some pants in this world, Mr Frodo, and it's worth fighting for!"

[Frunium Slip]

I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No pants.

[Frunium Slip]

The meat's fine, the lettuce is fine, but if you bring me another hamburger with mayonnaise on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody pants.

[harveywhispers]

The Matrix ~

Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on (pants) to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

[StarsGoBlue]

Soylent Green is PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!

[harveywhispers]

Neo: Why do my (pants) hurt? Morpheus: You've never used them before.

[trubador]

KLATU....... VERATA........ PANTS!

[Frunium Slip]

it was a 'P' word, definitely a 'P' word...

That's because I have something you'll never have.
Oh yeah? What's that?
[pause]
Pants.

[Frunium Slip]

You should never do anything like this. You know that, right?
Yeah.
What should you do if something bad happens?
Get pants.

[Frunium Slip]

I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day 'armageddon' - the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us tonight need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge; every step up the ladder of science; every adventurous reach into space; all of our combined technologies and imaginations; even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history; through all of the wrong and the discord; through all of the pain and he suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our pants. The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.

[BrowderChick]

You're good......:clap:

[Frellster]

Trust no one. The pants are out there. - X files

I'm the King of the Pants!! - Titanic

If you stare too long into your pants; your pants stare back at you. - Nietze

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our pants!! - Braveheart

[snoop]

"you are so full of pants"

[Mrelia]

Originally posted by Frellster
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our pants!! - Braveheart
Of course, that ain't sayin' much! ;)


I'm singin' in the pants, just singin' in the paants!

[DRD2001]

Chinese Proverb
Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's pants.

[Clarsax]

The human heart refuses to believe in a universe without pants.
Immanuel Kant

Tell me about your pants, and I'll tell you who you are.
Creole proverb

Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is pants.
Nicola Tesla

[divinedaydreams]

We came, We saw, We pants.

[Selena]

"Use the pants, Luke!"

[Selena]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy.

errr ... that doesn't sound quite true if you get my menaing :ewink:

[zap]

up up away in my beautiful pants

[mattski]

The devil tricks us with puppets to which he has glued angel's pants

[JadedLegend3]

The best thing about being a woman is the perogative to have a little pants.

Oh I'm pantsless, when it comes to loving you!

Nobody puts Baby in the pants.

The pants are out there.

Trust no pants.

I see a bad pants rising!

I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


Jacqui :love:

[generic_screenname]

In space, no one can hear your pants.

The few. The proud. The pants.

Pants the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it

You'll shoot your pants out, kid! :lol

[zap]

pants for brains

[mattski]

Carpe pants

[harveywhispers]

ET ~

Elliot: How do you explain (pants) to a higher intelligence?

[Frunium Slip]

She saved my life and took out Terek's brother. She did it knowing she'd be drawing a death sentence down on her neck. But when we offered to set her up some place else when this is over, you know what she said? The good pants don't hide.

[Quaisior]

Mirror Dance by Lois McMaster Bujold: "Without the pants I'm nothing."

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King by J. R. R. Tolkien: "But no living pants am I!"

"Strangelove" by Depeche Mode:
"Strange pants
Strange highs and strange lows
Strange pants
That's how my love goes
Strange pants
Will you give it to me
Will you take the pain
I will give to you
Again and again
And will you return it"

[ChianaMuse]

B: Do not try and bend the pants. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
N: What truth?
B: There are no pants.
N: There are no pants?
B: Then you'll see that it is not the pants that bend, it is only yourself.
The Matrix

Pants, it's everywhere you want to be.

Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants. LotR:FotR

It began with the forging of the great pants. Three pairs were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine pairs were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these pants was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pair was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master pair, to control all others. And into this pair, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
LotR:FotR

[DRD2001]

Chinese Proverb -
The participant's pants are clouded while the bystander's pants are clear.

[Selena]

In honor of Martin Luther King's birthday ...

"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pants but by the content of their character."


BTW, no disrespect intended for the ideas and visions of a great man.

[JadedLegend3]

While Selena has no disrespect, my college surely seems to! We have class on his birthday. :g2f:


Jacqui :love:

[generic_screenname]

soylent green is made of pants! It's PANTS!!!

[zelbinion]

Lock 2 medics in a room with an anvil and a pair of pants, the anvil will be broken and the pants will be missing.

see below

[kechara420]

Not sure if this one's been done already ...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants

[generic_screenname]

It was the best pf pants, it was the worst of pants.

[kechara420]

MOVIE TITLES!! :D

Pants in the Outfield
Teenage Mutant Ninja Pants
Final Fantasy: The Pants Within
Who Do I Gotta Pants?
In the Pants Now
Pants Girl
Relax... It's Just Pants
Pants Over Broadway
Fat Man and Little Pants

[samati75]

Chico and the Pants
B.J. and the Pants
MacPants
Pants and the Fat Man
Survivor: Pants
Hart to Pants
The Love Pants

[divinedaydreams]

What the pants is going on in here!

[DentArthurDent]

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pants.
- Life on the Mississippi not Mark Twain

[samati75]

Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of 'Charlie's Pants'
A Pants Within
Farpants: Undressed
Farpants
The Pants are On Fire
Boogie Pants
Bad to the Pants
Steel Pants
Party of Pants
Innocent Pants
Big Dreams & Broken Pants: The Dottie West Story
Danielle Steel's 'Pants'
The Boys of Pants
A Kiss Before Pants
Daughters of Pants aka Keys to the Pants
Memphis Pants

[fermicat]

Apologies if the Farscape theme has been covered previously....

Premiere
Back and Back and Back to the Pants
Thank God It's Pants. Again.
PK Pants Girl
That Old Black Pants
DNA Pants Scientist
The Hidden Pants
Pants To Be Wild
Family Pants

Mind the Pants
Pants Mortis
Taking the Pants
Pants Don't Matter
Home On The Pants
Out Of Their Pants
The Maltese Pants (Look At The Princess 3)
My Three Pants
Beware of Pants
Won't Get Pantsed Again
The Ugly Pants
With Pants Like These (Liars, Guns and Money 2)

Season of Pants
Pants and Lovers
Wait for the Pants (Self Inflicted Wounds 2)
...Different Pants
Eat Pants (or Pants Me - couldn't decide)
Thanks For Pants
Green Eyed Pants
Losing Pants
Scratch 'N Pants
Revenging Pants
The Pants
Pants To The Slaughter (Into the Lion's Den 1)
Wolf In Sheep's Pants (Into the Lion's Den 2)

Pants Kicks
Natural Pants
Pants Quixote
Pants Shrink Therefore I Am
A Pants Murder
Coup By Pants
Unrealized Pants
Mental As Pants
Bringing Home The Pants
A Constellation of Pants
Fetal Pants (We're So Screwed 1)
La Pants (We're So Screwed 3)
Bad Pants

[Alexxia]

:rollin: I love the episode titles! I mean, er...uh...PANTS!

[Selena]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/tiere/animal-smiley-040.gif Pants for the memories .... :innocent:

[trinamick]

(L.A. Confidential) Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and pants.

(Rudy, Reindeer Games) I want to see some goddamn hot pants! And a piece of pecan f**king pie!

Dude, where's my pants?

[Frunium Slip]

I love the smell of Pants in the morning... it smells like victory.

[Frunium Slip]

A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep Pants?

[Frunium Slip]

The complete lack of humility for Pants that's being displayed here is staggering.

[Mrelia]

Here's some from Full Metal Pants, with everybody's favorite Gunnery Sergent, R. Lee Ermey...

Where's your pants, dirtbag? You are an absolute disgrace!"

"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the pants!"

"How tall are you private?
-5'2 SIR!
-5'2! I did not know they stacked pants that high!"

[samati75]

Fermicat RULES!!!! lol Can't believe it hadn't been done before. Great work.

[Frunium Slip]

You just keep thinkin' Pants. That's what you're good at.

[trinamick]

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my pants.

[Frellster]

Originally posted by Selena
In honor of Martin Luther King's birthday ...

"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pants but by the content of their character."


BTW, no disrespect intended for the ideas and visions of a great man.


I love MLK day. A couple of years ago on MLK day, I got a nice ribbon and marched to the area in front of the courthouse of a cute little town I was visiting, where they were playing his famous "I have a dream" speech through the loud speakers and one little boy turned to his mom and said,"Where is the guy that's speaking? I can't see him."

Then, just yesterday they were showing the same speech on TV, and at the bottom of the screen were the words "previously recorded." I laughed and remembered the little boy.

Ever danced with pants by the pale moon light?

[ChianaMuse]

To deny our own pants is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
-The Matrix

You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your pants.
-The Matrix

There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my pants.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[stellar]

I love the smell of pants in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

[Tox]

To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided there is little we can do--for we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split pants.

Excerpt from the Inaugural Address
President John F. Kennedy
Washington, D.C.
January 20, 1961

[stellar]

On an issue of such great consequence, the people's voice must be heard. If judges insist on forcing their arbitrary will upon the people, the only alternative left to the people would be the constitutional process. Our nation must defend the sanctity of pants.

Excerpt from The State of The Union
President George W. Bush
Washington, D.C.
January 20, 2004

[Selena]

:snicker: :rollin: :lol very good Tox and Stellar

[trinamick]

(A Knight’s Tale) Uh, betray us, and I will pants you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your intrails will become your extrails I will w-rip ... all the p... ung. Pants, lots of pants.

[trinamick]

(Best Men) I'm a Green Beret, I love my pants and I'm gay.

[Tox]

But great as our tax burden is, it has not kept pace with public spending. For decades, we have piled deficit upon deficit, mortgaging our pants and our children's pants for the temporary convenience of the present. To continue this long trend is to guarantee tremendous social, cultural, political, and economic upheavals.

Excerpt from the Inaugural Address
Ronald Reagan
January 20, 1981

[Frunium Slip]

In that case, I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir. Worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover, I feel heartfelt sorrow for the Pants of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down the lives of me and my men---especially you, Reiben---to ease her suffering.

[Frunium Slip]

Galaxy Quest- You know, what I could really use here is a cup holder and some Pants.

[ranger1]

"it's not easy, being pants!" ~ Kermit

"hey little girl/boy! you want some pants?!?" ~ a (confused) stalker

[DRD2001]

"These pants ain't big enough for the both of us." - John to Harvey (Season of Death)

[stellar]

Eat my pants. - Bart Simpson.

Well, that one doesn't work as well.

[JadedLegend3]

"Well, pants me dead." ~Aeryn



Jacqui :love:

[trinamick]

I do have a test today. That wasn't complete bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, honestly, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So who gives a crap if their socialists or not? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own pants. (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

[Mrelia]

*cough mi-mi-mi-mi*

We're men, we're men in pants!
We roam around the forest looking for...um...ants?

[Selena]

JOHN: Hey, dad, it worked. DK's and my theory, it actually worked. Sort of. Look, I know this is crazy, I mean you're never going to get this message, but I just... wanted to let you know that I'm alive. (To DRD) Whoa, hold still, hold still. (into Dictaphone again) Don't know where I am. Technically, I don't know how I got here but I'm not going to stop trying to get home. See, you're fixed. Go play. (Shoos DRD away. We hear the sound of Rygel's hover-chair and he tries to grab the Dictaphone) Hey! What the hell are you doing!?

RYGEL: Your pants may be worth something in trade.

JOHN: My pants. It's mine.

RYGEL: Are you a sound sleeper? Hmmmm? (moves off)

JOHN: And there's life out here Dad. Weird, amazing...psychotic life. And uh, in Technicolor. Hey Dad, you know those rattlers in the pants we talked about? Well I got `em now.

Farscape Premiere

[Clarsax]

RYGEL: Hail, Prince of the Pants!

D'ARGO: I once made an oath that I'd never wear pants again. So much for that, huh?

RYGEL: Of all the lesser pants, I admit I've grown to like yours the best.

JOHN: Screw you and your intentions Scorp! I do not sit at the kiddies table. Now you either give me the pants or you send me home.

[Selena]

RYGEL-in-John: What are you doing in my pants?!

RYGEL-in-John: Crazy, that's it, I'm insane. I'm dreaming, yes, that's it. I'm asleep, and I'm dreaming, I'll wake up in my royal bed chamber surrounded by my pants, and everything will be fine.

AERYN-in-Rygel: Look, that ship must have shot us with some kind of pants-switching weapon. I don't know. Somehow, I got in you, Rygel.

AERYN: [Laughs.] It's okay. It's okay, you know? You were in my shoes, I was in your pants...

Episode 209 Out of their Minds

[Mrelia]

Some new off-off-off-Broadway shows:

Pants of the Opera
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pants
Riverpants
The Lion Pants
Pants! (uh...y'know, like, Cats?)
A Pants Line
42nd Pants
Pants on the Roof
Guys and Pants
Hello, Pants!
Into the Pants
The Sound of Pants - The pants are aliiiiiive!
South Pants-ific
Les Miserapants
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreampants
Forever Pants
The Pants and I

[MaveZ]

--------------------
Crais: You know something about this... alien?
Aeryn: Only that I have spent time with him, sir, and I believe him when he says what happened to your pants was an accident. I don't believe that he is brave enough or intelligent enough to attack one of our pants intentionally.
Crais: Exactly how much time have you spent with this human?
John: Not a lot. Not much at all.
Crais: Because as you know, Peacekeeper high command has very clear pants regarding contact with unclassified alien life forms. You may have very well exceeded those pants, Officer Sun-
Aeryn: No, sir.
Crais: Which makes your pants contaminated.
Aeryn: No, sir!
Crais: Take them away! Take them all away.
-------------------

[zap]

Five card stud, nothing wild. And the PANT's the limit.

[ChianaMuse]

"Do you know how to use that thing?"
"Yes. Pointy end goes into the other pants."


DON'T LET THEM PANTS YOU!


Your pants are weak, old man.

[Mrelia]

Yikes! the pants gmae is back. :D

To Pants A Mockingbird

W-who are you?
I'm Pantsman!

Don't let the pa-a-ants go down on me...

No shirt, No pants, no service.

[Mrelia]

Originally posted by Frunium Slip
In that case, I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir. Worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover, I feel heartfelt sorrow for the Pants of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down the lives of me and my men---especially you, Reiben---to ease her suffering.

In that case, I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir. Worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover, I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down the pants of me and my men---especially you, Reiben---to ease her suffering.:ewink:

[ChianaMuse]

hehehe, the pants game will never die!

I thought she was going to detatch her pants and swallow you whole!

[trinamick]

I don't care if he pulled a raisin out of Sammy Davis's pants, I prefer peaches. - The Corruptor

[generic_screenname]

"Do you know how to use that thing?"
"Yes. Pointy end goes into the other pants."

That takes me back to 9th grade health class...

[Mrelia]

Anybody ever see the MST3K episode where Pearl, Brain Guy & Professor Bobo ended up in either ancient Greece or Rome? They threw a pants party!

...um...you know, 'cause the people, like, wear togas all the time...so a toga party would be kinda redundant...

[trinamick]

That was the end of Grogan... the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my pants!

[generic_screenname]

I didn't pants my wife.
I don't care!

[r0b]

the force is strong in my famliy , i have it my father has it , and my pants have it ,

[r0b]

" captain picard first contact " They invade our ship we fall back . They assimalte entire worlds and we fall back .The line must be drawn,here this far no farther,and i shall pants them for what they've done!

[bouyantman]

how about some nice hot pants

[divinedaydreams]

Encounters of the Third Pants

[r0b]

" plays with his mashed potatos" This is important , this means pants !

[bouyantman]

luke......use the pants!

[r0b]

luke: but i wanted to go to tashi (sp) station to pick up some pants converters "

[divinedaydreams]

Luke I am your Pants.

NOOOOO!!!

[bouyantman]

jumping to hyper pants :lech:

[divinedaydreams]

Admit it you like pants.

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by divinedaydreams
Admit it you like pants.

yes!...especially when there :shocked:

[ChianaMuse]

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Pants."

[r0b]

ah moff tarkin i recognized your fowl pants when i was brought on board

[divinedaydreams]

Pity only now can you see the power of the dark pants.

[ChianaMuse]

"you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder!"

[r0b]

who you calling stuffy pants ?

[divinedaydreams]

The only difference is an android won't tear the pants of someone when they lose.

[r0b]

" luke: but how am i supposed to see the remote with the pants down :D

: obi wan : you pants can deceive you dont trust them

[divinedaydreams]

Luke: I don't believe it

Yoda: and that is why you pants

[ChianaMuse]

Han Solo: Pants him up or pants him down!

[r0b]

han: great shot kid now lets blow these pants and head home

[ChianaMuse]

LEIA: Being pants'd by you is not quite enough to get me excited.

HAN: Sorry princess, haven't got time for anything else.

[r0b]

hehe ok how bout something other than starwars

indiana: pants i hate pants

[ChianaMuse]

Leia: stop that
Han: stop what?
Leia: my pants are dirty
Han: my pants are dirty too,what are you afraid of?

[ChianaMuse]

lol, no more star wars? damn....let us see...

Vince: Oh man! I shot Marvin in the pants.
Jules: What?

[divinedaydreams]

We named the dog Pants.

[ChianaMuse]

"Do you like my pants? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!"

[r0b]

well if ya want nothing wrong with star wars :D just mixing things up
ash: i this is my pants stick "Boom"

[Clarsax]

Its pants all the way down

Fetch the holy pants

It's the legendary black pants of AHHHHH!

The black pants always triumphs

If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of pants, and so...a witch!

[ChianaMuse]

We tend to be afraid of pants we don't know.

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your pants out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

[r0b]

marty mcfly " wow wait a sec are you telling me these pants are nuclear ?

[ChianaMuse]

I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy pants." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky pants too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. -jack handy

[bouyantman]

holy pants batman! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/batman.gif

[r0b]

pants the final fronteir

[divinedaydreams]

Like I told Mrs. Freeze just before I pulled her plug, this is a one pants show.

[ChianaMuse]

Wesley: You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my
sword and we'll try and pants each other like civilized people?

Like sands of the hourglass, so are the pants of our lives.

[bouyantman]

yea baby!!...let's pants! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/austin_powers.gif

[r0b]

what is the air speed of a laden pants ?

you mean a eropean laden pants or african laden pants ?

[ChianaMuse]

Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no pants at all.

[r0b]

ok just had a distubing thought gimili : you have my pants

[ChianaMuse]

Boromir: You carry the pants of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.

[ChianaMuse]

one more before i'm off for the night:

It's time to put an end to your trek through the pants. -Q

[bouyantman]

in through the pants door

[r0b]

night chiana
Q if your new what was good for you picard youd pants that women from your ship ( q talking about guinen however you spell her name )

[r0b]

last one for the night
they can take are life but they can never take are pants!!!!!!!!!!!

[bouyantman]

hey baby,are you just glad to see me or is that a pants in your pocket

[generic_screenname]

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego...'s pants.

[bouyantman]

just sitting here.....playing pocket pants :ewink:

[ChianaMuse]

hehehe, i am back!

Women should be struck regularly like pants.

Extraordinary how potent cheap pants are.

[bouyantman]

well pants me! :ewink:

[trinamick]

I trust everyone. It's the devil inside the pants I don't trust.

[ChianaMuse]

Haha...send him pants. I just send him pants. Time to go pants there, ball. Son of a bitch ball! Why didn't you just go PANTS! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR PANTS?! ANSWER ME!!

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by trinamick
I trust everyone. It's the devil inside the pants I don't trust.

:eh:

[bouyantman]

you pants,he pants,she pants,everywhere a pants pants!:rollin:

[divinedaydreams]

You scream, I scream, we all scream for PANTS!