THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2003:

[grinner]

THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2003:


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

[vikingscaper]

:roflmao:

[Antrobus]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Michael Jackson's fav!:whip:

[trubador]

I had to think for a bit on that first one (whoops!). :rollin:

[Clarsax]

:roflmao:

[eta_carinae]

Those were great, thanks! :rollin:

[Lord Loser]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

:spew:

[talyn3]

I give it a 8.5.

[harveywhispers]

:lol

[bouyantman]

:eh: :roflmao: :snicker:

[ranger1]

:eh: :wstupid: :smash: :poke:

[who45]

:rollin: Needed that laugh...thanks,lol.:hug:

[generic_screenname]

It might be kind of interesting to take these headlines and write articles about them. Maybe do an interview a group of angry 7" doctors complaining about back problems from having to hunch over in hospital corridors, or an old woman who lives in a gingerbread house who professes "Children are delicious and nutricious!"

[Under A Dying Sun]

:D

thanks grinner!

[Mrelia]

That reminds me of a headline that would have run, had it not been for my sudden fit of the giggles. The story was about the Brazos River Authority and negotiations for water rights.

BRA Open to New Route

[grinner]

You mean there is another route thru the bra? over, under, around, what else?

[who45]

Originally posted by grinner
You mean there is another route thru the bra? over, under, around, what else? Would you like to...um...never mind wont go there.:lech:

[grinner]

:roflmao:

[Under A Dying Sun]

STOP PESTERING ME.

it's perfectly normal for a man to wear a bra...

i SWEAR sometimes!

[grinner]

what do you swear?

[Under A Dying Sun]

$#@#$@#b $$#man$%$@baby#$$ !!@@$$ ##$hotsex$$#$%23 !@#jelly$%#$$

@#$#socks#$@#$$

$(!@(#steven^%$^%$spielberg$##$!@@!@%&)(

@#$#thehittvshowblossom%$^&!!!!

#$%%$poopoo$#@#$@!!!

[bouyantman]

:eh: :lol :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roll: :roll: :frontrow:

[ranger1]

uh boy. looks like Under A Dying Sun is too upset to know how to type swear words. :lol:

c'mon now.... breathe, then FRELL!, breathe, then FRELL!

[Under A Dying Sun]

i blame grinner....


and also the hit tv show blossom...


:grr:

RAGE!

[grinner]

blame me.... I am :innocent: shesh... no one believes me...http://jenkinsonline.net/Pics/smilies/icon_disbelief.gif