Sarcasm at its best

[KellEy.. "red"]

COME ONE COME ALL!! A NEW THREAD HAS BEGUN....

this is the place for one and all to come and vent with your most sarcastic thoughts of the day...

just have one of those moments or one of those days where you've had to bite your tongue one too many times? well, this is the place for you!!

FEEL FREE TO USE EMOTES to your hearts content... share a little bit of the sarcasm we've all come to love so much....

got a sarcastic saying that you're just dying to share with others? this is the place to do that!!

example: GEE! ya think??!!??

okay people.. step on up and get to it.. i ain't gettin any younger, ya know!! :whip: :aok:

[vikingscaper]

Do I smell the formation of a new club?!?!:D :ewink:

[Lord Loser]

I got your sarcasm right here...

[grinner]

whatever as if you can just be sarcastic at will... http://jenkinsonline.net/Pics/smilies/icon_disbelief.gif

I am almost embarassed to be associated with this thread

[KellEy.. "red"]

yeah yeah... i see the mouth movin but i don't hear anything comin out... ;)

:poke: :snicker:

[KellEy.. "red"]

there's that "almost" again, g-man... that pulls you into a lot of things, don't it? LOL

[Scarran Raptor]

here's one that I invented

"sorry, but the me that gives a damn is in another castle"

[KellEy.. "red"]

ROFLMAO!!! oh that's rich... i gotta remember that one!!

[grinner]

Originally posted by KellEy.. "red"
there's that "almost" again, g-man... that pulls you into a lot of things, don't it? LOL it almost does... but my aim isn't to please... wait it is, my it is a little off.

[KellEy.. "red"]

and you admit that in an open forum?? wow.. i think i'm impressed..

:innocent:

[vikingscaper]

I can be rather sarcastic but since my brain isn't functioning anymore, I think I'll have to hold off on this thread until tomorrow.

[grinner]

Originally posted by KellEy.. "red"
and you admit that in an open forum?? wow.. i think i'm impressed..

:innocent: better than being depressed... cause you don't look like a button to me.

[KellEy.. "red"]

cause you don't look like a button to me.

but i'm cute as one...


:rolleyes:

:hork:

yeah, that was a little thick, even for me...

[grinner]

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[KellEy.. "red"]

okay okay....

gimme gimme gimme... i'm gonna be needy.. i neeeeed your most sarcastic, most witty sayings... things that you just itch like crazy to say to others, but can't because you'd lose something important (like job, jewels, wife/husband, etc)... this is the place to air all that out...

plus it gives me stuff to snurch and use at work!! :D

[grinner]

When someone askes me how it is going...
I typically say 'It goes well... somewhere... but not here'

not that sarcastic... but:shrug:

[KellEy.. "red"]

it's gotta start somewhere...

someone asks me how i'm doin, i say "well, i could complain but it wouldn't do any good!"

[grinner]

some days I complain, but not right now.

[Lord Loser]

No, you look really sharp in that outfit...

[KellEy.. "red"]

not looking for complaints... just some sarcasm... wit... and you seem to have an overabundance of it most of the time--- except of course when i ASK for it!! *grin* ;)

[vandalrobert]

whenever someone asks me to go faster...usually concerning work...I reply...
I have one other speed besides this. and you wouldn't want to see that.

But I am a generally fast worker. I use the term EFFICIENT, but whatever.
so they can just go and FRELL OFF!!!

opps..sorry..that was getting into the 'complaints' area...and we're not supposed to do that...

WHAT
ever.

[KellEy.. "red"]

some complaints are to be expected.. this is the OFFICIAL vent/sarcastic area... :D

[KellEy.. "red"]

:bump:

[grinner]

sheesh... pushy much?:P

[KellEy.. "red"]

sptttttt..... in the infamous words of john edwards..

"ehhhh... bite me!"

:snicker:

[grinner]

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[Lord Loser]

The problem I see with sarcasm is that it's off the cuff, and very situational. Not so much what is said, but rather how and when it is said that makes the difference. Remember George Costanza's shrimp come back?...

[UTChick]

Off the cuff: Yeah,, and who else???!!!

[BlackThorn]

This is one from last night, as I was too tired to post it when I got home:

No, I'm sitting here with my headphones on busily typing away on my laptop because I WANT to be bothered.

[KellEy.. "red"]

don't ya just love when you're talking to someone and they suddenly look at you and say.. "HUH? who? me?"...

nooooo.... i was talking to the wall.. just thought i'd see if it would talk back..

[BlackThorn]

Hey, now. I did that a lot a couple days ago. Of course, I was doped up on codine and was in Denny's where I couldn't always tell if the server was talking to me or to the dozen other people around me.

[KellEy.. "red"]

i was talking about when it's just you and one other person in the room... and they're totally oblivious--- even though you've been having a conversation with them...