LET'S SING!!

[bouyantman]

a horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to a horse of course unless of course that talking horse is the famous mr.ed!!:shocked:

i'm bored!...can you tell??

[chri-baby]

were off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooozzzzzz

[generic_screenname]

um....we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're are no friends of mine.

[mfa96]

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...


:smokin:

[chri-baby]

here I go again
I'm hearing trumpets blow again
all aglow again
taking a chance on luhuv

[Mrelia]

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ooooh down beside that red firelight.
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' word go round!

[chri-baby]

no more the fool who waits around
waiting for you to bring me down
those days are gone now!
no more the fool lying awake
crying and waiting for the day to break
no more the sound as my dreams
fall and hit the ground
while I wait around
no more the fooooool

[bouyantman]

when a problem comes along..you must whip it!:whip:
before the cream sit's out too long..you must whip it!:whip:
when nothing's going wrong...you must whip it!:whip:
i say whip it!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-073.gif
whip it good!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-039.gif

[chri-baby]

my granma and your granma
sittin by the fire
my granma said to your granma
gonna set your flag on fire.

talk about haynow
haynow
haynow
haynow
iko iko ande
hoohoo jakomo fina annanne
jakomo finnanne

[DRD2001]

Galaxy Song - Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff!
Just - re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
the sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick,
but out by us it's just 3000 light-years wide.
We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

[BrowderChick]

I knew this was a mistake to look into this thread....We all know how songs get stuck in my head.....

I still can't get Bon Jovi out of my head from the last time......

[chri-baby]

zippidi dooda zippidee yey
my o my what a wonderful day
plety of sunshine coming my way
zippidee dooda zippidi yey

[Madre Farbot]

Another Monty Python Classic

Verse:

Beethoven’s gone, but his music lives on,
and Mozart don’t go shoppin’ no more.
You’ll never meet liszt or Brahms again,
and Elgar doesn’t answer the door.

Schubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laugh,
whilst composing a long symphony,
but one hundred and fifty years later,
there’s very little of them left to see.

Chorus:

They’re decomposing composers,
there’s nothing much anyone can do,
you can still hear Beethoven,
but Beethoven cannnot hear you.

Verse:

Handel and Haydn and Rachmaninov
enjoyed a nice drink with their meal,
but nowadays no-one will serve them,
and their gravy is left to congeal.

Verdi and Wagner delighted the crowds
with their highly original sound.
The pianos they played are still working,
but they’re both six feet underground.

Chorus:

They’re decomposing composers,
there’s less of them every year.
You can say what you like to Debussy,
but there’s not much of him left to hear.

Finish:

Claude Achille Debussy, died 1918.
Christophe Willebald Gluck, died 1787.
Carl Maria von Weber, not at
all well 1825, died 1826. Giacomo
Meyerbeer, still alive 1863, not still
alive 1864. Modeste Mussorgsky,
1880 going to parties, no fun any
more 1881. Johan Nepomuk Hummel,
chatting away nineteen to the dozen
with his mates down the pub every
evening 1836, 1837 nothing!

[chri-baby]

where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came
you wanna be where you can see
that people are all the same
you wanna be where everybody knows you name.


aah FMD :)

[StarsGoBlue]

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

Yo-ho, it's hot
The sun is not
A place where we could live
But here on Earth
There'd be no life
Without the light it gives

We need its light
We need its heat
We need its energy

Without the sun
Without a doubt
There'd be no you and me.

:sun: The Sun - They Might be Giants

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by chri-baby
zippidi dooda zippidee yey
my o my what a wonderful day
plety of sunshine coming my way
zippidee dooda zippidi yey

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by chri-baby
where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came
you wanna be where you can see
that people are all the same
you wanna be where everybody knows you name.


aah FMD :)

you forgot...."sometimes you wanna go":rollin:

[chri-baby]

Originally posted by bouyantman
you forgot...."sometimes you wanna go":rollin:

:headbang: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

combaya my lord combaya
combaya my lord combaya
oh my lord combaya.

[bouyantman]

I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

:lech: ....:encore:

[chri-baby]

goodness gracious great balls of fire!

[bouyantman]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/party/party-smiley-038.gif

[Sawyer's Miller]

Normally I can't hold a tune in a bag.

Except when I've had a smallish amount of alcohol, and it's an Elvis song...

"When no-one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong...."

:O

Actually there's another idea for a Vid - "Suspicious Minds" hmmm.

It'll have to wait. I'm still working on Kashmir (only been three months now!)

[Kurt_eh]

Why are there so many
songs about rainbows
and what's on the other side?

Rainbows are visions
but always illusions
and rainbows have nothing to hide...

So we are told and some choose to believe it
I think they're wrong wait and see
Some day we'll find it
The rainbow connection

The lovers
The Dreamers

And me.

[Kurt_eh]

He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.


Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'.
He saw the mudders'lament.
And he saw the Magistrate takin'
every dollar and leavin' five cents.
So he said "You can't do that to my people."
He said "You can't crush them under your heel."
So Jayne strapped on his hat
and in 5 seconds flat
stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal.


He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.


Now here is what separates heroes
from common folk like you and I.
The man they call Jayne
he turned 'round his plane
and let that money hit sky.


He dropped it onto our houses
he dropped it into our yards.
The man they called Jayne
he stole away our pain
and headed out for the stars!


Here we go!


He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.

[talyn3]

Cerise was brushing her long hair gently down
It was the afternoon of carnival
as she brushes it gently down

Reuben was strumming the painted mandolin
It was inlaid with a pretty face in jade
Played the Carnival Parade


Cerise was dressing as Pirouette in white
when a fatal vision gripped her tight
Cerise beware tonight


Reuben, Reuben tell me truly true
I feel afraid and I don't know why I do
Is there another girl for you?


If you could see in my heart
you would know it's true
there is none Cerise except for you
except for you
I swear to it on my very soul
If I lie may I fall down cold


When Reuben played the painted mandolin
the breeze would stop to listen in
before going its way again


Masquerade began when nightfall finally woke
Like waves against the bandstand dancers broke
to the painted mandolin


Looking out on the crowd, who is standing there?
Sweet Ruby Claire at Reuben stared
At Reuben stared
She was dressed as Pirouette in red
and her hair hung gently down


The crowd pressed round
Ruby stood as though alone
Reuben's song took on a different tone
and he played it just for her


The song he played was the Carnival Parade
Each note cut a thread of Cerise's fate
It cut through like a blade


Reuben was playing the painted mandolin
When Ruby froze and turned to stone
for the strings played all alone


The voice of Cerise from the face of the mandolin
singing: Reuben, Reuben tell me true
for I have no one but you
If you could see in my heart
you would know it's true
There is none Cerise, except for you -except for you


I swear to it on my very soul
If I lie, may I fall down cold


The truth of love
an unsung song must tell
The course of love must follow blind
without a look behind
Rubin walked through the streets
of New Orleans 'till dawn,
Cerise so lightly in his arms
and her hair hung gently down

[jayelsee]

The hero of Canton the man they call JayneJayne, I love Jayne.

Hell, I’d go! If they came down and got me
They could be little green men
That wouldn’t stop me
Buzzin’ thru the galaxy
Who can beat a ride for free?
For all I know, I’m just the perfect fella
Not too white and not too yella
Get me on that big spaceship
This could be my hippest trip
Hey, you UFO guy – put me first on stand-by!
I’m travelin’ light; my attitude’s right!
I’ve seen ‘em night, now, don’t you call me crazy
They were in the sky and lookin’ quite amazin’
Doin’ figure 8’s around the moon
Why’d they have to leave so soon?
Count me in – I ain’t no hesitator
I’ll jump right aboard and write home later.
Sayin’, “How are all you folks at home?”
I just got the bug to roam!
Hey you UFO guy, how you make that thing fly?
Say, I won’t tell, I won’t say a thing!
Pluto, Saturn, the Aurora Borealis we’ll hit ‘em all;
And land in Dallas
They’ll be a big parade for me-
I’ll make the news,
Just wait and see!
I’ll tell ‘em about my galactic flight!
We were buzzin’ left and whizzin’ right
So put your brakes on where you be & plunk that
Saucer down by me!
Hey you skinny spaceman
Can’t you see that I’m on the lam?
Come on you flyin’ saucer
Won’t you make me an offer?
I’ll book the flight – the time is right! I’ve got my
Bags and I’ve got my shots so come on, Shorty,
Read my thoughts!

[Tox]

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

[StarsGoBlue]

In honor of rapidly-approaching Valentine's Day, a song of true love.


Willie and Mary - traditional :love:


As Willie and Mary met by the seaside
A long farewell for to take,
Said Mary to Willie, "If you go away,
I'm afraid my poor heart it might break."


"Oh don't be afraid, dearest Mary," he said
as he clasped his fond maid at his side.
"In my absence, don't mourn---for when I return
I will make you, sweet Mary, my bride."


Seven long years had passed and no word---at last,
Mary stood by her own cottage door.
A beggar came by with a patch on his eye,
bedraggled and ragged and torn.


"Your charity. fair maid, bestow upon me---your fortune
I'll tell you beside;
The lad that you mourn will never return
to make little Mary his bride."


She slipped and she stared, saying "All that I have,
it's freely to you I would give;
If you tell me true what I ask of you -
is my Willie dead or alive?"


"He's living," said he, "though in sad poverty,
and shipwrecked he has been beside.
When he'd money untold and pockets of gold,
he'd have made little Mary his bride."


"Then if he is dead no other I'll wed,
no other I'll have by my side;
For in riches though rolled or covered with gold,
he'd have made his own Mary his bride."


Then the patch on his eye the old beggar let fly,
his old coat and crutches beside.
And in sailor's blue clothes and with cheeks like the rose,
it was Willie who stood by her side.


"Oh don't be afraid, dearest Mary," he said,
"it was only your faith that I tried;
To the church we'll away, by the break of the day
and I'll make you, sweet Mary, my bride."

:boat:

[jayelsee]

He met her in French cafe.
She slipped in sideways like a cat.
Sidelong glances,
What a wary little stray!
She sticks in his mind like that.
Saying, "Avez-vous un allumette?"
With her lips wrapped around a cigarette.
Yvette in English saying,
"Please have this
Little bit of instant bliss."

What blew her like a leaf this way?
(Up in the air and down to Earth)
First she flusters,
Then she frays,
So quick to question her own worth.
Her cigarette burns her finger tips.
As it falls like fireworks she curses it.
Then sweetly in English she says,
"Please have this
Little bit of instant bliss."

He sees her turn and walk away,
Skittering like a cat on stone--
Her high heels clicking--
What a wary little stray!
She leaves him by the Seine
Alone
With the black water and the amber lights
And the bony bridge between left
And right.
Yvette in English saying,
"Please have this
Little bit of instant bliss."

[zap]

Don't think that I'll be hangin' 'round
While you're havin' fun
I won't sit there cryin' over you
Well from now on when you step out
I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll lock the door, put out the cat
And I'll go steppin' too

Yes I'll go steppin' too, my honey
I'll go steppin' too
I'll lock the door, put out the cat
And I'll go steppin' too

Now everytime you come in late and we begin to fight
You tell me there are more fish in the sea
But the bait ain't what it used to be
And I got news for you
Now after this when you go out
Well I'll go steppin' too

Yes I'll go steppin' too, my honey
I'll go steppin' too
I'll lock the door, put out the cat
And I'll go steppin' too

>From now on when you come in
And won't tell where you been
With your hair messed up
And your clothes don't fit you right
Well I don't care if I find perfume on you too
Well you will know that I have been
Steppin' just like you

Yes I'll go steppin' too, my honey
I'll go steppin' too
I'll lock the door, put out the cat
And I'll go steppin' too

[Tox]

Children:
There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"
Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:
Cuckoo, cuckoo

Children:                           Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:
Regretfully they tell us          Cuckoo, cuckoo
Children:                           Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:
But firmly they compel us      Cuckoo, cuckoo
Children:
To say goodbye. . .
Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:
Cuckoo
Children:
. . . to you

Children:
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
Marta:
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

Children:
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Friedrich:
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

Children:
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
Liesl:
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne

Children:
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Kurt:
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!
Brigitta:
I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
Louisa:
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly

Gretl:
The sun has gone to bed and so must I

Children:
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Guests:
Goodbye!


I can't stand the goodbye from the guests at the end - makes cringe every time I hear it!

[jayelsee]

Okay, altogether now!

Do, a deer, a female deer,
Ray, a drop of golden sun :sun:

Mi, a name I call myself,
Fa :puppy: a long long way to run

So, a needle pulling thread,

La, a note to follow so,

Ti, a drink with bread and jam,

That will bring us back to do

Doraymifasolatidohtilasofamiraydo:applaud:

[generic_screenname]

Sometimes... the world is black, and tears run from your eyes
And maybe we'll all get... really sick. And maybe we'll all die...
Soooooooooooooooooooo...

Let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom, we can name him George.
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view!
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you!

So, let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Bob, or we can name him Beowulf.
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

Hey!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view!
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you!
Snowmaan!
Snowmaaan!
Snowmaaaaaan!

[Lord Loser]

This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor...

But she's towing an anchor
a junior investment banker
who talks about herself
and not much else

So buy her a beer
it's the reason you're here
mighty wing-man

Takin' one
for the team.
So your buddy
can live the dream...

Wingmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...

[grinner]

Shotgun Shell

Elvis Hitler

I used to love my baby
Yes, I loved her a lot
So I took her on down
To the used car lot
I was looking at a shiny red Chevrolet
And then she ran away
With some guy named Clay
I got a date with my baby
And a shotgun shell
I'm going to take her out
And blow her to Hell
Got a date with my baby
And a shotgun shell
I'm going to take her out
And blow her to Hell

I used to love my baby
She's the love of my life
But I waited to long
to try to make her my wife
Sometimes we're low
And sometimes we're high
And now she's getting married
To another guy
I got a date with my baby
And a shotgun shell
I'm going to take her out
And blow her to Hell
got a date with my baby
And a shotgun shell
I'm going to take her out
And blow her to Hell

[generic_screenname]

He came from heaven
2 stakes in his hands
To smoke the vampires
and free the land
come now and join him
all ye strong and bold
we'll fight together
like the days of old
it's all good
it's alright
everybody get laid tonight!

[grinner]

THE HAUNTING/ DON'T OPEN 'TIL DOOMSDAY

Misfits

The darkness bleeds violent sights
It purges from within
Death, it holds you in its arms
And kisses you goodnight

Oh, oh, oh, the darkness comes
Oh, oh, oh, I feel its bite
Oh, it purges from within

It's over, it's over
This haunting, it's over
They cut my wrists, and watch me bleed
Inside a dream

It's over, it's over
This haunting, it's over
They cut my wrists and watch me bleed
They stop haunting me

The darkness bleeds violent sights
It purges from within
Death, it holds you in its arms
And kisses you goodnight

Oh, oh, oh, the darkness comes
Oh, oh, oh, I feel its bite
Oh, it purges from within

It's over, it's over
This haunting, it's over
They cut my wrists, and watch me bleed
Inside a dream

It's over, it's over
This haunting, it's over
They cut my wrists and watch me bleed
They stop haunting me
______________________

Buried beneath the statue, the answer hides
Enduring throughout the ages
The transmitter lies
Once the chambers open the signal will be sent
To another world... far beyond the stars

Don't open 'til doomsday
Destruction's not far away
Don't open 'til doomsday
You might not like what you find

Don't open 'til doomsday
Destruction's not far away
Don't open 'til doomsday
You might not like what you find inside

We were warned of this coming so long ago
Immortal secrets... man shouldn't know
Entering a realm where we just don't belong
We called them and they're coming

Don't open 'til doomsday
Destruction's not far away
Don't open 'til doomsday
You might not like what you find inside

Don't open 'til doomsday
(Inside) Destruction's not far away
(Inside) Don't open 'til doomsday
You might not like what you find
You might not like what you find inside

[grinner]

RESURRECTION

Misfits

Complications inside of me
Reminds me that my heart won't always beat
The ugly face of death that's smiling
At my rotting teeth

I will die here in this sorrow
I was waiting for tomorrow
Palpitate the pulse until
You feel my heart explode against the wall

Oh

Talk about me
Laugh about me
Cry about me
Nail me to the cross
I'll be a martyr for the hated
The weak, the ugly, the lost

I will die here in this sorrow
I won't wait for tomorrow
Palpitate the pulse until
You resurrect my soul from the wall

Whoa

Talk about me
Laugh about me
Cry about me
Nail me to the cross

Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

[grinner]

DIG UP HER BONES

Misfits

Anything is what she is
Anywhere is where she's from
Anything is what she'll be
Anything as long as it's mine
And the door, it opens, is the way back in
Or is it the way back out

Anyplace is where she'll be
Anyplace, she'll see you from
Lies and secrets become your world
Any time, anywhere, she takes me away
And death climbs up the steps one by one
To give you the rose
That's been burnt by her son

Point me to the sky above
I can get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones

I have seen the demon's face
I have heard of her death place
I fall down on my knees in praise of the
Horrible things that took her away
And death climbs up the steps one by one
To give you the rose
That's been burnt by her son

Point me to the sky above
I can get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones

Point me to the sky above
I can get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones

Bones

[StarsGoBlue]

I think the 'depressing songs' thread from Kansas has affected grinner... put down the CD player, grinner! :fear:

[StarsGoBlue]

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said
I'd like to
Smash every tooth in your head

Oh
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said
by rights you
should be bludgeoned in your bed

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

As the flames rose
To her Roman nose
and her Walkman started to melt


Bigmouth Strikes Again, The Smiths

[grinner]

Misfits are not depressing... they are a lively heavy punkish band. Seen them 8 times in concert.

and Elvis Hitler is Rockabilly Punk... kick ass music. :D

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by grinner
Misfits are not depressing... they are a lively heavy punkish band. Seen them 8 times in concert.

and Elvis Hitler is Rockabilly Punk... kick ass music. :D

The shotgun song was the one that had me :fear:

[grinner]

That song is hilarious.

[Scarran Raptor]

"Ode to a superhero"~ Wierd Al Yankovic (to the tune of "Piano man" by Billy Joel)

Poor peter parker was pitiful
couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
even if his hair was on fire

But then one day he went to that science lab
that mutated spider came down
oh and now peter crawls over everyone's walls
and he's swinging all over town

la li la, li de da
la la li le da dom

Sling us a web you're the spider man
sling us a web tonight
cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
and there's evildoers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
who horns in on Mary Jane
but to his big surprise
it seems she prefers guys
who can kiss upside-down in the rain

With great power comes great responsibility
that's the catch phrase of old uncle Ben
if you missed it don't worry he'll say the line
again and again and again
oh la la la di de da
la la di di da dom

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
who never had time for his son
but then something went screwy
and before you knew he
was trying to kill everyone

And he's riding around on that glider thing
and he's throwin' that wierd pumpkin bomb
yes he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
but he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web you're the spider man
sling us a web tonight
cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
but where'd you come up with those tights?

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborne has bitten the dust
and I heard Harry's said he wants spider-man dead
aw but his buddy pete he can trust
Oh and MJ is all hot for Peter now
Aw but Peter he just shuts her down
Mary Jane don't you cry
you can give it a try
again when the sequel comes 'round

oh la la la di de da
la la di di da dom

Sling us a web you're the spider man
sling us a web tonight
Cause we sure could use us a hero now
And we think you'll do alright

[bouyantman]

boy!..everyone's so lively tonight...glad to know everyone can sing!..
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[Kurt_eh]

:eek: you dirty minded people :D :lol

And tabs too, so you guitar playin folks can sing along too!

Artist/Band: Long Tom And Dusty Danglers Tablatures (Chords)
Song: My Country Girl Tablature



My Country Girl
By: Long Tom and His Dusty Danglers

Intro x2 (with stops)

C C7 F
I saw her snatch· her purse· from the Windowsill
C G7
And she blew me· a great big kiss
C
So I went down, all the way down
F Fm
To (the) liquor·. Store
C G7 C
But I knew that I would miss her whole· family

C C7 F
She grabbed my bag· of chips· and ate them all
C G7
So I beat her· up and down the stairs
C C7
Well she canât help it; no she canât help it
F Fm
Sheâs just a count· ry girl at heart
C G7 C
And she left me with a heart on· my sleeve

SOLO (Ahhhâs 8 bars)
C C7 F
She Jerked me off· my horse· to kiss me
C C7 G7
And I felt it in the balls· of my feet
C C7
She said you are-so· lucky
F Fm
Youâre adic·ted to love
C G7 C
But I couldnât get her (to) come· with me

[Kurt_eh]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

[Kurt_eh]

And if we really want to "punk" out:


I was twenty one years when I wrote this song
I'm twenty two now, but I won't be for long
People ask when will you grow up to be a man
But all the girls I loved at school
are already pushing prams

I loved you then as I love you still
Tho I put you on a pedestal,
They put you on the pill
I don't feel bad about letting you go
I just feel sad about letting you know

I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl

I loved the words you wrote to me
But that was bloody yesterday
I can't survive on what you send
Every time you need a friend

I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
Is it wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care

I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl

[Frellster]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
Sometimes... the world is black, and tears run from your eyes
And maybe we'll all get... really sick. And maybe we'll all die...
Soooooooooooooooooooo...

Let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom, we can name him George.
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view!
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you!

So, let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Bob, or we can name him Beowulf.
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

Hey!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view!
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you!
Snowmaan!
Snowmaaan!
Snowmaaaaaan!

:sniper:

"Old man Swan died first and was eaten by the other five persons, about ten days out from camp; four or five days afterwards Humphrey died and was also eaten; he had about one hundred and thirty three dollars. I found the pocket-book and took the money. Some time afterwards while I was carrying wood, the Butcher was killed as the other two told me accidentally and he was eaten. Bell shot "California" with Swan's gun, and I killed Bell; shot him - covered up the remains, and took a large piece along. Then traveled fourteen days into the "Agency." Bell wanted to kill me, struck at me with his rifle, struck a tree and broke his gun.


I A.G. Packer do solemnly swear that the above statement is true and nothing but the truth So help me God. "
A. G. Packer
Sworn to and subscribed before me this 8th day of May A.D. 1874. James P. Downer J.P.

Ok, thats not a song - (for those of you who think quoting Packer is strange - Generic's snowman song is from Cannibal the Musical)

um song - I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddly dee, here they are a standing in a row!!!

[Antrobus]

"Fair Maid Of Islington"
Traditional English

There was a fair maid of Islington
As I heard many tell
And she was going to Londontown
Her pears and apples to sell
As she was going along the road
A vintner did her espy
And what shall I give, fair maid, says he
One night with you to lie?
And what shall I give, fair maid, says he
One night with you to lie?

If you would lie with me one night
You must give me five pound
A match a match, the vintner said
And so let this go round.
When he had lain with her all night
Her money she did crave
"O no, O no," the vintner said
"The devil a penny you'll have."
"O no, O no," the vintner said
"The devil a penny you'll have."

This maid she made no more ado
But to the justice went
This vintner hired a cellar of me
And will not pay the rent
Then straight the justice for him sent
And asked the reason why
That he would pay this maid no rent
To which he did reply.
That he would pay this maid no rent
To which he did reply.

Although I hired a cellar of her
And the possession was mine
I ne'er put anything into it
But one small pipe of wine
This fair maid being ripe of wit
She straight replied again
There lay two butts at the cellar door
Why did you not roll them in?
There lay two butts at the cellar door
Why did you not roll them in?

The justice told the vintner plain
If he a tenant be
He must expect to pay the price
For he could not sit rent-free
And when the maid her money got
She put it in her purse
And clapped her hand o'er the cellar door
And swore it was never the worse.
And clapped her hand o'er the cellar door
And swore it was never the worse.



:rollin:

[Tox]

You can tell the world you never was my girl,
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone,
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been,
And laugh and joke about me on the phone.

You can tell my arms go back to the farm,
You can tell my feet to hit the floor,
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips,
They won't be reaching out for you no more.

But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man.

You can tell your Ma I moved to Arkansas,
You can tell your dog to bite my leg,
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip,
He never really liked me anyway.

Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please,
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.,
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind,
It might be walking out on me today.

But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man.

Sorry...

[Selena]

:violin: Thanks Tox. I got all nostalgic ... any one know Rocky Top

[Tox]

I actually prefer this version...

You can torture me
With donnie & marie
You can play some barry manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like new kids on the block
Or any village people song you know
Or play vanilla ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the bee gees any day
But mr. dj, please
I’m beggin’ on my knees
I just can’t take no more of billy ray

Don’t play that song
That "achy breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "achy breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

You can clear the room
By playing debbie boon
Or crank your abba records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear
Slim whitman or zamfir
Don’t mind a yoko ono marathon
Or play some tiffany
On 8-track or cd
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don’t play that stupid song no more

Don’t play that song
That "achy breaky" song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

Don’t play that song
That "achy breaky" song
I think it’s driving me insane
Oh, please don’t play that song
That irritating song
I’d rather have a pitchfork in my brain...

Don’t play that song
That "achy breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "achy breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo...

[Selena]

:roflmao: I thought you were going to bed?

[recklesshumor]

How about something more mysterious?

TEA IN THE SAHARA - The Police

My sisters and I
Have one wish before we die.
And it may sound strange,
As if our minds are deranged.

Please don't ask us why,
Beneath the sheltering sky.
We have this strange obsession.
You have the means in your possession.

Tea in the Sahara, with you.
Tea in the Sahara, with you.

The young man agreed,
He would satisfy their need.
So they danced for his pleasure,
With a joy you could not measure.

They'd wait for him here.
The same place every year.
Beneath the sheltering sky.
Across the desert he would fly.

Tea in the Sahara with you.
Tea in the Sahara with you.

The sky turned to black.
Would he ever come back?
They would climb a high dune.
They would pray to the moon.

But he never returned.
So the sisters would burn,
As their eyes searched the land.
With their cups still full of sand.

Tea in the Sahara with you.
Tea in the Sahara with you.

[grinner]

Type O Negative

Everyone I Love Is Dead

Seems three years
Though maybe four
Someone drops dead
Whom I adore
You love someone
There will be grief
The kiss of death
Lips of a thief
Goddamnit

A dusty stack of photographs
Of times I cried But mostly laughed
Commit the past Into blue flame
Acrid smoke Cowardly shame
Goddamnit

At times I'm truly terrified
Cause dope and booze don't help to hide
They're used to mask a weakling's hurt
It's just like painting over dirt

Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
(All dead)

Life's a game I cannot win
Both good and bad must surely end
The mirrors always tell the truth
I love myself for hating you

Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
Goddamnit
Goddamnit
All dead

[Selena]

In honor of yesterday having been Australia day I submit the following ...

AUSSIE BAR-B-Q

When the summer sun is shining, on Australia’s happy land
On countless fires and stranger ties, and many solid bans
On sad Australians watching the lights go up in flames
On a smoke and smell you can plainly tell, it’s barby time again!

Chorus
When the steaks are burning fiercely, when the smoke gets in your eyes,
When prawns all taste like fried toothpaste, and your mouth is full of flies
It’s a national institution, it’s Australian through and through
So c’mon mate, and grab a plate, let’s have a bar-b-q


Now the Scot’s eat lots of haggis, the Frenchies snails and frogs
The Greeks fill crackers with their mousakas, and the Chinese love hot dogs
The Welshman love to have a leek, and the Irish love their stew
But you just can’t beat, the half cooked meats of an Aussie bar-b-q.


Now there’s flies stuck to the margarine, the bread has gone rock hard,
The kids are fighting and the mozzies are a-biting, have we got the Aerogard?
There’s bull ants in the esky and the beer is running out,
And what we saw in Mum’s coleslaw we just don’t talk about.


And when the barby’s over, on our wayward home we wend,
With a queasy tummy on the family dunny, many lonely hours you spend,
You’ll find yourself reflecting as others often do,
Come rain or shine it’s the bloody last time we’ll have a bar-b-q!

[grinner]

Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me

Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

Down came a jumbuck to drink beside the billabong
Up jumped the swagman and seized him with glee
And he sang as he tucked jumbuck in his tuckerbag
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me

Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

Down came the stockman, riding on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three.
"Where's the jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me

Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

Up jumped the swagman and plunged into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," cried he
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

[grinner]

Once a jolly swagman camped by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"

Down come a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped a swagman and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me'".


Up rode the Squatter a riding his thoroughbred
Up rode the Trooper - one, two, three
"Where's that jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?",
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me".


But the swagman he up and jumped in the water hole
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree,
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong,
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"

[generic_screenname]

This guy's got issues...

Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you
I'm coming after you, coward!

Hot-diggity-damn Hulk you set it off
Used to be hard, Hulk
Now you done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina

I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cause you been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease
Dude, please, your PPV event was a joke
You're avoiding Randy Savage cause ya know you'll get smoked
Come on, that phony fight, The Rock' spanked you fast
But when they tell us we'll do a real fight you passed

I called him out, thought the punk was here and to go
It was a charity event, but The Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope
And I'm gonna kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cause, like Rodney Dangerfield he gets no respect
Come on Hulk, let's wreck, so I can put you in check

Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
Your runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard

Be a man Hogan Come on don’t be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk

Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
You’re runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard

Be a man Hogan Boy you’s a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk

They call you Hollywood? (hugh hugh) don’t make me laugh
Cuz your movies and your actin’ skills are both trash
Your movies straight to video the box office can’t stand
While I got myself a feature role in Spider Man
Ya hidin’ man but when I find you it’s on
And when I slam ya to the dirt you’ll wish you’s never born
I smell a coward...mmmm is that you Hogan
Macho’s gonna kick ya butt is the slogan
You try to ignore me thinkin’ I’ll go away
But I’m a keep on messin’ wit ya dude day after day
And once you step to Macho you’re through
The joke’s on you so Hulk what you gonna do
Probably nothing cuz you’re a real big punk
You called my dad up on the phone man you’s a chump
Cuz if you really got static take it up with me
And I’ll punk ya butt out for the world to see

Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
Your runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard

Be a man Hogan Come on don’t be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk

Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
You’re runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard

Be a man Hogan Boy you’s a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk

Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
Your runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard

Be a man Hogan Come on don’t be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk

Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
You’re runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard

Be a man Hogan Boy you’s a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk

[Selena]

Click go the Shears
1946

Out on the board the old shearer stands
Grasping his shears in his long bony hands
Fixed is his gaze on a bare-bellied "Joe"
Glory if he gets her, won't he make the ringer go

Chorus
Click go the shears boys, click, click, click
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow
And curses the old snagger with the blue-bellied "Joe"


In the middle of the floor in his cane-bottomed chair
Is the boss of the board, with eyes everywhere
Notes well each fleece as it comes to the screen
Paying strict attention if it's taken off clean

The colonial-experience man he is there, of course
With his shiny leggin's just got off his horse
Casting round his eye like a real connoisseur
Whistling the old tune "I'm the Perfect Lure"

The tar-boy is there awaiting in demand
With his blackened tar-pot and his tarry hand
Sees one old sheep with a cut upon its back
Here's what he's waiting for "Tar here Jack!"

Shearing is all over and we've all got our cheques
Roll up your swag for we're off on the tracks
The first pub we come to it's there we'll have a spree
And everyone that comes along it's, "Come and drink with me!"

Down by the bar the old shearer stands
Grasping his glass in his thin bony hands
Fixed is his gaze on a green-painted keg
Glory he'll get down on it ere he stirs a peg

There we leave him standing, shouting for all hands
Whilst all around him every shouter stands
His eyes are on the cask which is now lowering fast
He works hard he drinks hard and goes to hell at last

You take off the belly-wool clean out the crutch
Go up the neck for the rules they are such
You clean round the horns first shoulder go down
One blow up the back and you then turn around

[grinner]

Rage Against The Machine

Degeneration X

Are you ready?
Yeah you think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well you better get ready...
To bow to the masters...
BREAK IT DOWN
Degenerate into something fool,
We just got tired, of doin' what you told us to do
But that's the breaks boy (Yeah)
That's the breaks little man
Break it down
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talkin' to?
Well you better get used to the way the ball bounces,
You do what you got,
It measures in ounces,
But that's the breaks boy (Yeah)
That's the breaks little man
Break it down
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
You think you're a big man?
I'll treat you like you're a little man
Yo, tell me what it's like, to be half a man
And must it break your heart, to see what I am BUT
That's the breaks boy
That's the breaks little man
Break it down
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talkin' to?
Wanted me to be someone else
You can be like a book on a shelf
That you can't read boy (Yeah)
That you can't read little man
Break it down

[chri-baby]

(Traditional) for those TNG fans:


The minstrel boy to the war hath gone
in the ranks of death you will fi.....nd him
his father's sword he hath gearded on
and his fine harp slung behi.......nd him

land of song said the warrior barred
though all the world betraaaaay thee
one faithful sword thy right shall guard
one faithful harp shall prai.........se thee

[Tox]

While we're on the Australian theme...

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gayly they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said:

"Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys"

Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew:

"Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys"

*sob*

[Kurt_eh]

More Oz (by Mick Thomas: http://www.croxtonrecords.com/audio/lonelygoth.html )

(intro)
D* G Em7 D* G Em7


D G Em7
Velvet pants and a big top hat
D G Em7
It's a little hot to be dressed like that
D G Em7
Down near the war memorial he's propped
C G
In a big balck cape and twelve hole docs


D* G Em7 D* G Em7


Now he almost made his auntie faint
When he stopped at the chemist for some black nail paint
She just stood there hands on hips
He said "Aunty Em it'll match my lips"


(chorus)
A
I heard his mother and his father say
F#m
"What possessed the boy to dress that way?"
G G/F# Em7
But don't you try and bring him down
C G
He's a lonely goth in a country town


D* G Em7 D* G Em7


Now his father's family settled here
In another time, it was a long gone year
He knows about them all you see
They're buried at the local cemetery


There's a girl in the next town that he knows
They met at a Marilyn Manson show
And they write letters and they swap spells
They'll be together one day in hell


(chorus)
A
I heard his mother and his father say
F#m
"What possessed the boy to dress that way?"
G G/F# Em7
And what will the blokes at the bottom pub say
G G/F# Em7
And the women down at her CWA?
G G/F# Em7
But don't you try and bring him down
C G
He's a lonely goth in a country town


D* G Em7 D* G Em7


F#m
To dress like that around here you guess
G*
That he likes being close to death
A
He doesn't like footy, he doesn't like cars
A
He didn't mind Coppolla's Dracula


One day he'll be rid of this place
Run like mascara down a pale white face.
He doesn't believe in a god above
But you could never doubt his mother's love


(chorus)
A
I heard his mother and his father say
F#m
"What possessed the boy to dress that way?"
G G/F# Em7
And what will the blokes at the top pub say
G G/F# Em7
And the women down at her CWA?
G G/F# Em7
But it's eye of newt and it's tounge of bat
G G/F# Em7
As he walks around town with his mum's black cat
G G/F# Em7
And if you'd been through all he's been through
G G/F# Em7
Then you'd turn white and you'd frown too
G G/F# Em7
He's the bravest boy behind the frown
C G D* G Em7
Of a lonely goth in a country town
C G D* G Em7
He's evoked the wrath of a country town
C G D* G Em7
He's the only one for miles around


F#m G*
It's a shearing town
F#m
Or a mining town
G* D
A quite little country town



chords used:
A 002220
C 032010
D 000232
Em7 022033
F#m 244222
G 320033
G* 355433




D* means:


e|-------2-0---
b|-----3-----3-
g|-0h2---------
d|-------------
a|-------------
E|-------------

Tabbed: Damien Murtagh

[Antrobus]

Song for a Future Generation - The B-52s

Wanna be the ruler of the galaxy
Wanna be the king of the universe
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be the empress of fashion
Wanna be the president of Moscow
Let's meet and have a baby now!

La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!

Hey, I'm Fred the Cancerian from New Jersey
I like collecting records and exploring
The cave of the unknown

Hello, I'm Cindy, I'm a Pisces
And I like chihuahuas and
Chinese noodles

Wanna be the first lady of infinity
Wanna be the nicest guy on earth
Let's meet and have a baby now!

La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
Now! La! La! La! La! La!

Hi, my name is Ricky and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales

Hey, I'm Kate and I am a Taurus
I love tomatoes and black-capped
Chickadees

Hey, my name is Keith and I'm a
Scorpio from Athens, G-A and I like
To find the essence from within

Wanna be the captain of the Enterprise
Wanna be the king of the Zulus
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be the daughter of Dracula
Wanna be the son of Frankenstein
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be mother-father
Wanna be daughter-son
Wanna be captain
Wanna be ruler-king andnd empress

[Antrobus]

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

[grinner]

Banana Splits

Tra la la, la la la la. (4X)
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin’ on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.
Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot’s of fun for everyone.
Tra la la, la la la la. (4X)

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
Tra la la, la la la la. (4X)

[grinner]

Gigantor


Gigantor, Gigantor, Gigantor.

Gigantor the space aged robot,
He is at your command.
Gigantor the space aged robot,
His power is in your hand.

Bigger than big, taller than tall,
Quicker than quick, stronger than strong.
Ready to fight for right, against wrong.

Gigantor, Gigantor, Gigantor.

[grinner]

Spiderman


Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size Catches thieves just like flies
Look out, here comes the Spiderman

Is he strong? Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread ? Take a look overhead
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman

In the chill of the night At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light He arrives just in time

Spiderman, Spiderman Friendly neighborhood, Spiderman
Wealth and fame, he ignores Action is his reward
Look out, here comes the Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman Friendly neighborhood, Spiderman
Wealth and fame, he ignores Action is his reward
To him, life's a great big bang up Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spiderman!

[jayelsee]

I love these sing-alongs.....

I scare myself, just thinkin’about you
I scare myself, when I’m without you
I scare myself, the moment that you’re gone
I scare myself, when I let my thoughts run the
Moment that you’re gone
I scare myself when I let my thoughts run
And when they’re runnin’
I keep thinkin’ of you, ooh, you ooh
And when they’re runnin’ what can I do?
I scare myself, and I don’t meant lightly
I scare myself, it can get frightening
I scare myself, to think what I could do
I scare myself, it’s some kind of voodoo
And with that voodoo
I keep thinkin’ of you, ooh, you, ooh
And with that voodoo what can I do?
But it’s oh so so so different, when we’re together
And I’m oh so so much calmer, I feel better
For the stars have crossed our paths forever
And the sooner that you realize it, the better
Then I’ll be with you, and I won’t scare myself
And I’ll know what to do, and I won’t scare myself
And I’ll think of you, and I won’t scare myself
And my thoughts will run and I won’t scare myself
Then I’ll be with you and I won’t scare myself
Then I’ll know what to do and I won’t scare myself
And I’ll think of you and I won’t scare myself
And my thoughts will run and I won’t scare myself


I SCARE MYSELF -- DAN HICKS AND THE HOT LICKS

[vikingscaper]

National American University Presents One

One Day
One Night
Saturday's alright
Online's just fine
Night time, any time
Get your degree
Set yourself free
National...American...University

Just to let everyone know, this university has a "campus" ain the Mall of America. Also, EVERYBODY in the Twin Cities area hates this song! Yesterday during one of my classes, we even discussed how this song is the root of all evil.

[StarsGoBlue]

One love
One blood
One life, you've got to do what you should
One life, with each other
Sisters, brothers

One life, but we're not the same
We get to carry each other,
carry each other

One... life
One... love

One, U2

[Otto the Mild]

You asked for it...


He wants a shoehorn
the kind with teeth
People should get beat up
for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
the kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing.

He asks a girl
if they could both sit in a chair
but he doesn't get nervous.
She's not really there.
(refrain)

Tour the world
in a heavy metal band
but they run out of gas.
The plane can never land.
(refrain)

What's the sense
in ever thinking about the tomb
when you're much too busy
returning to the womb.
(refrain)

-TMBG:rollin:

[grinner]

http://cover09.cduniverse.com/MuzeVideoArt/69/151469.jpg

Misfits

Die Monster Die

First things first, Ms. Monroe rises from the dead
The henchmen came, knocked down the door
To my never never world

I hope you die... Die monster die
Die monster die

First things first, We must find out which mirror evil lives
I enter this door, look into the mirror
I don't recognize this face
It's lookin' back at me

I hope you die... Die monster die
Die monster die

There's a place where the mirror don't lie

[StarsGoBlue]

I was born in Lil' Rock,
Had a childhood sweetheart,
We were always hand in hand.

I was hightop shoes and shirt tails,
Suzy was in pig tails,
I know I loved her even then.

You know my papa disapproved it,
My mama boohooed it,
But I told them time and time again,
"Don't you know I was made to love her,
Built a world all around her"
Yah! Hey, hey, hey.

She's been my inspiration,
Showed appreciation
For the love I gave her through the years.

Like a sweet magnolia tree
My love blossmed tenderly,
My life grew sweeter through the years.

I know that my baby loves me,
My baby needs me,
That's why we made it through the years.

I was made to love her,
Worship and adore her,
Hey, hey, hey.

All through thick and thin
Our love just won't end,
'Cause I love my baby, love my baby. Ah!

My baby loves me,
My baby needs me,
And I know I ain't going nowhere.

I was knee high to a chicken
When that love bug bit me,
I had the fever with each passing year.

Oh, even if the mountain tumbles,
If this whole world crumbles,
By her side I'll still be standing there.

'Cause I was made to love her,
I was made to live for her, yeah!

Ah, I was made to love her,
Built my world all around her,
Hey, hey, hey.

I Was Made to Love Her, Stevie Wonder


I especially love the knee-high to a chicken part... it always makes me :lol

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by grinner
Gigantor


Gigantor, Gigantor, Gigantor.

Gigantor the space aged robot,
He is at your command.
Gigantor the space aged robot,
His power is in your hand.

Bigger than big, taller than tall,
Quicker than quick, stronger than strong.
Ready to fight for right, against wrong.

Gigantor, Gigantor, Gigantor.

does anybody remember this cartoon??....i used to watch this all the time!...thought it was great! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/hippy_2.gif

[Kurt_eh]

Simpson!

Homer Simpson!

He's the greatest guy in history!

From the Town of Springfield

He's about to hit a chestnut Tree----D'OH!

[chri-baby]

look at me I'm Sandra Dee
dizzy with verginity
wont go to bed
till I'm legaly wed
oh yes I'm Sandra Deeeeeeeeeeee

[bouyantman]

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand because

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because

I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day


too bad i can't do that to the boss!
because i am the boss....:(

[JrMissToughChick]

Originally posted by Kurt_eh
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...
Rock on!!!

[JrMissToughChick]

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/n/nirvanalyrics/images/nirvana.jpg

Lithium

I'm so happy.
Cause today I found my friends.
They're in my head.
I'm so ugly.
But that's ok. 'Cause so are you.
We've broke our mirrors.
Sunday morning.
Is everyday for all I care. And I'm not scared.
Light my candles.
In a daze cause I've found god.

Yeah [x bunch of times]

I'm so lonely.
And that's ok. I shaved my head.
And I'm not sad.
And just maybe.
I'm to blame for all I've heard. And I'm not sure.
I'm so excited.
I can't wait to meet you there.
And I don't care.
I'm so horny.
But that's ok. My will is good.

Yeah [x bunch of times]

[Chorus]
I like it.
I'm not gonna crack.
I miss you.
I'm not gonna crack.
I love you.
I'm not gonna crack.
I kill you.
I'm not gonna crack. [x2]

I'm so happy.
Cause today I found my friends.
They're in my head.
I'm so ugly.
But that's ok. 'Cause so are you.
We've broke our mirrors.
Sunday morning.
Is everyday for all I care. And I'm not scared.
Light my candles.
In a daze cause I've found god.

Yeah [x bunch times]

[Chorus]...

[Scarran Raptor]

oh what the helll


You got the touch
you got the powaaaah


YEAH!


after all is said and done
you never walk you never run
you're a winner

you've got the moves
you know the street
break the rules
take the heat
you're nobody's fool

you're at your best
when the going gets rough
you been put to the test
but it's never enough

you got the touch
you got the power
when all hell's breakin loose
you'll be right in the eye of the storm
you got the heart
you got the motion
you know that when things get too tough
you got the touch


you never bend you never break
you seem to know just what it takes
you're a fighter
it's in the blood
it's in the will
it's in the mighty hands of steel
when you're standing your ground
and you never give in
when your back's to the wall
gonna fight to the end
and you're takin' it all

you got the touch
you got the power
when all hell's breakin' loose
you'll be right in the eye of the storm
you got the heart
you got the motion
and you know that when things get too tough
you got the touch

you're fighting fire with fire

you know you've got the touch

you're at your best when the going gets rough
you been put to the test but it's never enough

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

YOU GOT THE POWER

you got the touch

TOUCH!


*fade out*

[JrMissToughChick]

Montgomery Gentry

Hell Yeah

lyrics

He works way too much for way too little
He drinks way too early till way too late
He hasn't had a raise since near his day
In eighty - eight gets trampled on by everyone
Except when he comes in here
And he's the product of the Haggard generation
He's got a redneck side when you get him agitated
He got the gold toothed look from a stiff right hook
He's proud he took for his right wing stand on Vietnam
Says he lost his brother there

He yells out Johnny Cash
And the band starts to play
A ring of fire as he walks up
And stands there by the stage
And he says

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
Life was good and love was easy

She's got an MBA and a plush corner office
She's got a don't mess with me attitude
She'll close a deal she don't reveal that she can feel
The loneliness the emptiness
Except when she comes in here
She's the product of the Me generation
She's got a rock and roll side when you get her agitated
She got the tattoo there on her derriere from a spring break dare
In Panama where love was all she thought she'd ever need

She yells out to the band
Know any Bruce Springsteen
Then she jumps up on the bar
And she, and she starts to scream
She says

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good and love was easy

Yeah, yeah
Can or can't you get my mind off thinkin' 'bout
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Hey, hell yeah

Hell yeah
Turn it up
Right on
Hell yeah
Sounds good
Sing that song
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good and love was easy

[The Keeper]

Waiting for the aliens, hanging out in Roswell
I sit outside and stare at the sky
And wonder when they're coming

Waiting for the aliens, and according to statistics
A hundred guys might get a ride
Tonight it could be my turn

Beam me up, i wanna be abducted tonight
Beam me up, im not afraid to fly that high
Beam me up, i wanna be abducted tonight
And i was wondering before you take me home again

Could I fly your ship, I wanna fly your ship
Fly your ship, I wanna fly your ship

One time around the sun, one time around the moon
One time around the Earth, stars, Venus and Mars
Baby I'll be home soon

Waiting for the aliens, Ive seen all the movies
Im so prepared to go up there
I know they're gonna choose me
Waiting for the aliens, im packing my possessions
When I get my place in outerspace
You can say you knew me

I bet they'll have alot of questions & maybe some suggestions
I bet they're gonna ask me about humanity's insanities
"You've got a real nice planet here,
But you better watch your atmosphere
And you better clean your waters up, or have none for your cup"

[grinner]

Originally posted by bouyantman
does anybody remember this cartoon??....i used to watch this all the time!...thought it was great! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/hippy_2.gif uh... would I have posted the song if I didn't remember it? Besides... the Dickies have a version of it that kicks serious eema.

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by grinner
uh... would I have posted the song if I didn't remember it? Besides... the Dickies have a version of it that kicks serious eema.

i didn't mean you grinner!....i meant in general,if anybody remember's it...

[bouyantman]

I blink my eyes and then it happens again
I lose my way but I discover a friend
It's a typical day on the road to utopia

I walk along until my feet are sore
I rest a minute then I walk some more
There's no time to delay on the road to utopia

And my destination is the unknown
But I'm never far away from my home

It shines like laser light
It's in my dreams at night
'Cause I've been all my life
On the road to utopia

I will be there to share your tragedy
I know that you would do the same for me
It's no trouble at all on the road to utopia

When day is over and I'm trying to sleep
It comes so easy 'cause I'm not counting sheep
I am counting the smiles on the road to utopia

And I may lose my way again and again
But I'll cross that borderline in the end

Trouble trouble trouble whirling all about
But if we stick together we can stick it out
Will we ever find the loves we lost again
Does this crazy journey ever have an end

And will I find what I'm after
Do I know what I'm after
Guess I'll join in the laughter
On the road to utopia


excellent song!http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/a_smil09.gif

[StarsGoBlue]

The Man Who Sold the World, David Bowie
(though I prefer Nirvana's acoustic cover version)


We passed upon the stair,
we spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there,
he said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone, a long long time ago

Oh no, not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With The Man Who Sold The World

I laughed and shook his hand,
and made my way back home
I searched for form and land,
for years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazely stare
at all the millions here
We must have died along, a long long time ago

Who knows? not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the Man who Sold the World


*****Stars :tunes:

[trinamick]

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

[grinner]

Body Count (1992)
Cop Killer

COP KILLER! YEAH!

I got my black shirt on.
I got my black gloves on.
I got my ski mask on.
This shit's been too long.
I got my twelve gauge sawed off.
I got my headlights turned off.
I'm 'bout to bust some shots off.
I'm 'bout to dust some cops off.

I'm a COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f*ck police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your family's grieving,
(F*CK 'EM!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha.

I got my brain on hype.
Tonight'll be your night.
I got this long-assed knife.
and your neck looks just right.
My adrenaline's pumpin'.
I got my stereo bumpin'.
I'm 'bout to kill me somethin'.
A pig stopped me for nuthin'!

COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f*ck police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your momma's grieving,
(F*CK HER!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, yeah!

DIE, DIE, DIE PIG, DIE!

F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!

F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
Yeah!

COP KILLER, better you than me.
I'm a COP KILLER, f*ck police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your family's grieving,
(F*CK 'EM!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha ha ha, yeah!

F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!

F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
F*CK THE POLICE!
Break it down.

F*CK THE POLICE, yeah!
F*CK THE POLICE, for Darryl Gates.
F*CK THE POLICE, for Rodney King.
F*CK THE POLICE, for my dead homies.
F*CK THE POLICE, for your freedom.
F*CK THE POLICE, don't be a p*ssy.
F*CK THE POLICE, have some muthaf*ckin' courage.
F*CK THE POLICE, sing along.

COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!

COP KILLER! Whaddyou wanna be when you grow up?
COP KILLER! Good choice.
COP KILLER! I'm a muthaf*ckin'
COP KILLER!

COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f*ck police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your momma's grieving,
(F*CK HER!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even!

[Antrobus]

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
by Ian Dury And The Blockheads


In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich,
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro.

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
It's nice to be a lunatic.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the dock of Tiger Bay
On the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to Santa Fe
Over hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Two fat persons, click, click, click.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! Ow!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! hit me!
Hit me
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

[Antrobus]

GO BANG!

Everybody sick of ordering pizza, everybody tired of holding hands
Everybody had their share of small-talk, everybody bored of making plans
Everybody had their feet inspected, everybody had to get a grip
Everybody got their plastic bullets, everybody shooting from the hip
Everybody bites the hand that feeds them, everybody had their one-night stands.
EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG. EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG.

Everybody had their blood-transfusion, everybody hot their ironing done
Everybody had their cash invested, everybody called it good clean Fun
Everybody here been disnifected, everybody waiting for the off
Everybody gets the silent treatment, everybody is afraid to cough
Everybody ate a hearty breakfast, everybody loves that kind of thang.
EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG. EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG.

Chorus
Everybody here Everybody here Everybody here GO BANG. Everybody here Everybody here Everybody here GO BANG.
Everybody here Everybody there Everybody here and everywhere
Everybody here GO BANG. Everybody here GO - BANG.

Everybody here is making whoopee everybody here got purple hair
Everybody got their Black&Decker - blood and fettucine everywhere
Everybody do their Zulu wardance, doing something with a piece of wood
Everybody here can't get arrested, everybody wishes someone would
Everybody getting paranormal, everybody here in Wonderland.
EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG. EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG.

Everybody want their milk and biscuits, everybody wants their bed of nails
Everybody wants to fell romantic, everybody knows what this entails
Everybody needs their feeding-frenzy, everybody needs to justify
Everyone inclines to reproduction, everybody has an alibi
Everybody wants a private income, everybody plays the Steinway grand
EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG. EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG.

Chorus
Everybody here Everybody here Everybody here GO BANG. Everybody here Everybody here Everybody here GO BANG.
Everybody here Everybody there Everybody here and everywhere
Everybody here GO BANG. Everybody here GO - BANG.

[bouyantman]

(Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.

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[bouyantman]

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico.
I got lost didn't know what way to go.
I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

I felt that smoosh and I said oh Mama.
My lowrider squished that little Chihuahua.
I pray for forgiveness and I sin to my god.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

If I am caught they will lock me in a cell with 20 locks.
Unless I can pin it on Jack in The Box.
I'll be wipped then beaten and then I will be flogged.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

His last words were yakey aro el medico.
I flattened that pup, to hell I will go.
I should have not gone driving and went for a jog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

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[Aeryn_Sun99]

The wonderful thing about Tiggers,
is Tiggers a wonderful thing,
their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of springs,
they're bouncy, trouncy, pouncy, flouncy
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,
but the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is,
I'm the only one,
I'm the only one,
hoo hoo hoo hoo.

[Kurt_eh]

:whip:

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good :whip:

[trinamick]

"Happy Birthday"

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by Kurt_eh
:whip:

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good :whip:

ah hah!...i did this one alredy...just not the whole song..http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/dev2.gif

[trinamick]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump...

[grinner]

come on do me baby... do the humpty hump... come on and do the hump

[Beaulah]

uh... would I have posted the song if I didn't remember it? Besides... the Dickies have a version of it that kicks serious eema.

Hell ya it kicks eema!

We ain't goin' to the party
We ain't goin to the game
We ain't goin to the disco
Ain't gonna cruise down main
We're stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
on a Friday night
Drivin in the mountains
Winding round and round
Rummage thru your mailboxes
Take your mail back to town

And we got lincense plates, wedding gifts, tax returns,
Checks to politicians from real estate firms,
Money, bills and cancelled checks,
Pretty funny pictures of your kids.

We're stealing peoples' mail
On a Friday night
We're stealing peoples' mail
By the pale moonlight

We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
Of the private lives of you

People say we're crazy
We're sick and all alone
But when we read your letters
We're rollin on the floor

We got more lincense plates, wedding gifts, tax returns,
Checks to politicians from real estate firms,
Money, bills and cancelled checks,
We cut relationships with your friends

We're gonna steal your mail
On a Friday night
We're gonna steal your mail
By the pale moonlight

We better not be caught
We'll be dumped in institutions
Where we'll be drugged and shocked
Till we come out born again christians...

Stealing Peoples' Mail - Dead Kennedys

[bouyantman]

hey, uh huh huh
hey, uh huh huh

what I like about you, you hold me tight
tell me I'm the only one, wanna' come over tonight, yea

you're whispering in my ear
tell me all the things that I wanna' to hear, 'cause that's true
that's what I like
that's what I like

what I like about you, you really know how to dance
when you go up, down, jump around, think about true romance, yea

that's what I like about you
that's what I like about you

wahh!

hey!

what I like about you, you keep me warm at night
never wanna' let you go, know you make me feel alright, yea

that's what I like about you
that's what I like about you
that's what I like about you (whispered)
that's what I like about you
that's what I like about you
that's what I like about you

hey, uh huh huh, hey hey hey
hey, uh huh huh, brrr
hey, uh huh huh, hey


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[bouyantman]

Step right up and don't be shy
Because you will not believe your eyes
She's right here, behind the glass
You're gonna like her, 'cause she's got class

You can look inside another world
You get to talk to a pretty girl
She's everything you dream about...

But don't fall in love
She's a beauty
She's one in a million girls
She's a beauty
Why would I lie
Why would I lie?

You can say anything you like
But you can't touch the merchandise
She'll give you ev'ry penny's worth
But it will cost you a dollar first

You can step outside your little world [step outside]
You can talk to a pretty girl
She's everything you dream about

But don't fall in love
She's a beauty
She's one in a million girls
One in a million girls
Why would I lie
Why would I lie?

But don't fall in love
If you do you'll find out you're gonna lose
She's one in a million girls
One in a million girls
Why would I lie
Now why would I lie?

Step outside your world...

But don't fall in love
She's a beauty
She's one in a million girls
One in a million girls
Why would I lie
Now why would I lie?

But don't fall in love
If you do you'll find out you're gonna lose
She's one in a million girls
One in a million girls
Why would I lie
Now why would I lie?

But don't fall in love
She's a beauty
She's one in a million girls
One in a million girls
Why would I lie
Now why would I lie?

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[bouyantman]

Love Shack

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atla nta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway, love getaway, love
getaway, I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on
down To the Love Shack I got me a Chrysler , it seats about 20 So hurry
up and bring your jukebox money

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love shack, baby, love shack Love shack, baby, love shack
Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love
Shack! Well it's set way back in the middle of a field, Just a funky
old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the hi ghway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The Love Sha ck is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Love Shack, that's where it's at! Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a
lovin', wearin' next to no thing Cause it's hot as an oven The whole
shack shimmies when everybody' s Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's g roovin' baby! Folks linin' up outside
just to get down Everybody's movin ', everybody's groovin' baby Funky
little shack! Funky little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20 So come on and bring your jukebox
money .

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love shack, baby, love shack
Love shac k, baby, love shack
Ooo love baby, that's where it's at


Bang bang b ang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you
bang bang on the door baby
bang bang on th e door
bang bang on the door baby bang bang
You're what?... Tin roof, r usted!

Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Lov e Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at


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[Antrobus]

The name game!

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!

Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.

Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let's do Billy!
Very good, let's do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!
The name game

[Antrobus]

Everybody do Tony!

Don't get any wise ideas!!

....and DON"T do Chuck!!

[Antrobus]

The Time Warp


RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

RiffRaff:
And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip.

RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

[Tox]

Dio - The D

Dio has rocked for a long long time.
now it's time for him to pass the torch.

He has songs of wilderbeasts and angels.
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It's time to pass the torch
you're too old to rock
no more rocking for you!

We're taking you to a home
but we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that
you're very well taken care of.

You'll tell us secrets that you've learned.

Your sauce will mix with ours
and we'll make a good goulash baby.

Dio, time to go,

You must give your cape and sceptre to me
and a smaller one for KG.

Go, go, Dio, Dio...

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by Antrobus
Don't get any wise ideas!!

....and DON"T do Chuck!!

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[Scarran Raptor]

*Dons his Bruce hat*



Immanuel Kant
was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable

Heidegger Heideggar
was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

and Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as Schegel

There's nothing Neitzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On a half a pint of Shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of Whisky every day

Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his Dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"

Yes Socrates himself is partiuclarly missed
a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed




There once was a Sheila from Sydney
Who was missing ten teeth and a kidney
but her Bruce loved her dear
'cause she brewed her own beer
so he made out fair-dinkum now didn't he
AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA!

[Kurt_eh]

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.
While she's deceiving me
it cuts my security.
Has she got control of me? - I turn to her and say:
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
You got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I car `
Forget my name while you collect your cla1
so I can
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I carim.
See the light that's right before my eyes. 1
so I can
While she's deceiving me it cuts my security
. . .
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades
oh no
it can't escape you

'cus you got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
I said: I wear my sunglasses at night.
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I said to you now: I wear my sunglasses at night

I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I cry to you: I wear my sunglasses at night. I wear my sunglasses at night

[bouyantman]

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just felt like throwing that in!

[bouyantman]

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again

It's a bad way
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

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[scapergin]

you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you'll never know deear
how much i love you
so please don't take my sunshine away

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by scapergin
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you'll never know deear
how much i love you
so please don't take my sunshine away

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[scapergin]

Scooby dooby doo, where are you
got some work to do now...

[scapergin]

Mr. hanky the christmas poo
he loves me
he loves you...

[scapergin]

Kyle's mom is a b*tch
she's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world
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sorry this is all i know off the top of my head.

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by scapergin
Kyle's mom is a b*tch
she's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world
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sorry this is all i know off the top of my head.

that's true!.....hey where did you get the cartman icon from??

[scapergin]

http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/faqpage.htm?xsppfaq=1468

Cartman was under 'Cartoon Smilies 1'
there are some more cartman under 'CS 3'

[scapergin]

whoops! wrong link, here's the correct one

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pageindex.htm

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by scapergin
http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/faqpage.htm?xsppfaq=1468

Cartman was under 'Cartoon Smilies 1'
there are some more cartman under 'CS 3'

there's nothing on that page but some faq's

[scapergin]

look up a post:D

[Kurt_eh]

Pinky and the Brain
They're Pinky and the Brain
Yes, Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius, the other's insane
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world

They're Pinky and the Brain
Yes, Pinky and the Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky.
They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, NARF!

[bouyantman]

fish heads
fish heads
rolley polley fish heads
eat em up.......yum! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/rofl_4.gif

[scapergin]

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/singer.gif
when the girls in france
do the hula hula dance
and the way they shake
is enough to kill a snake
when the snakes are dead
they put roses in their head
when the roses die
they put diamonds in their eye
when the diamonds break
IT'S 1988!!!!

[Scarran Raptor]

Here he comes
here comes speed racer
he's a demon on wheels
he's a demon and he's gonna be
chasin' after someone

he's gainin' on you so you better look alive
he's busy revving up the powerful MACH 5!
and when the odds are against him
and there's dangerous work
you bet your life speed racer
will see it through
go speed racer!
go speed racer!
go speed racer GOOOOO!

[bouyantman]

Somewhere a clock strikes midnight
And there's a full moon in the sky
You hear a dog bark in the distance
You hear someone's baby cry

A rat runs down the alley
And a chill runs down your spine
Someone walks across your grave
And you wish the sun would shine
No one's gonna warn you
And no one's gonna yell 'Attack'
And you don't feel the steel
Till it's hanging out your back

CHORUS:
I'm your Night Prowler, asleep in the day
I'm your Night Prowler, get out of my way
Look out for the Night Prowler, watch you tonight
I'm the Night Prowler, when you turn out the light ...

Too scared to turn your light out
'Cos there's something on your mind
Was that a noise outside your window?
What's that shadow on the blind?
As you lie there naked
Like a body in a tomb
Suspended animation
As I slip into your room

CHORUS

Solo

CHORUS

I'm your Night Prowler, break down your door
I'm your Night Prowler, crawling 'cross your floor
I'm your Night Prowler, make a mess of you, yes I will
Night Prowler, and I am telling this to you
There ain't nothing you can do
(Shazbot Nunu Nunu)

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[scapergin]

I don't wanna grow up
cause if i did
i wouldn't be a toys r us kid

[bouyantman]

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Come - oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention - ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming - yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come - huh

:smokin: :whip:

[scapergin]

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/blush4.gif

[bouyantman]

:D

[scapergin]

Now let me tell ya a story bout a man named jed
poor mountainer, barely kept his family fed
when one day he was shootin at some food
and up from the ground come a bubblin crude
oil that is,black gold, texas tea
well next thing you know ol' jeds a millionaire
kinfolk said jed move away from here
california is the place ya ought to be
so they loaded up the truck
and moved to beverly
hills that is
swimmin pools, movie stars
The Beverly Hillbillies ..... (insert banjo music here)

[The Keeper]

stacey's mom has got it goin on
stacey's mom has got it goin on
stacey's mom has got it goin on
stacey's mom has got it goin on.....

stacey can i come over after schoo-o-o-ool
(after school)
we can hang around by the poo-o-o-o-o-ool
(hang by the pool)
did your mom get back from her business trip
(business trip)
is she there or is she tryin to give me the sli-i-i-ip
(give me the slip)
you know i'm not the little boy that i used to be
i'm all grown up
now baby,can't you see.

stacey's mom has got in goin on
she's all i want and i've waited for so long
stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
i know it might be wrong
but i'm in love with stacey's mom!

stacey's mom has got it goin on
stacey's mom has got it goin on

stacey do you remember when i mowed your lawn
(mowed your lawn)
your mom came out with just a towel o-o-o-on
(towel on)
i can tell she likes me from the way she stared
(the way she stared)
and the way she said, you missed a spot over the-e-e-er
(spot over there)
and i know that you think it's just a fantasy
but since you're dad walked out you're mom could use a guy like me....

stacey's mom has got it goin on
she all i want and i've waited for so long
stacey can't you see you're just not the girl for me
i know it might be wrong
but i'm in love with stacey's mom

i'm in love with
stacey's mom oh oh oh oh
i'm in love with stacey's mom oh oh oh oh
stacey can't you see you're just not the girl for me
i know it might be wrong
but i'm in love with stacy's mom!!!!!

[bouyantman]

excellent video!...by the way...

[bouyantman]

I Touch Myself
Divinyls

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

[dzelika]

we shall overcoooome!

[trinamick]

Horse With No Name - America

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
’cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it’s life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

[janey_13]

Waitin' on a Sunny Day (from The Rising)
by Bruce Springsteen

It's rainin' but there ain't a cloud in the sky
Musta been a tear from your eye
Everything'll be okay
Funny thought I felt a sweet summer breeze
Musta been you sighin' so deep
Don't worry we're gonna find a way

I'm waitin', waitin' on a sunny day
Gonna chase the clouds away
Waitin' on a sunny day

Without you I'm workin' with the rain fallin' down
Half a party in a one dog town
I need you to chase the blues away
Without you I'm a drummer girl that can't keep a beat
And ice cream truck on a deserted street
I hope that you're coming to stay

I'm waitin', waitin' on a sunny day
Gonna chase the clouds away
Waitin' on a sunny day

Hard times baby, well they come to tell us all
Sure as the tickin' of the clock on the wall
Sure as the turnin' of the night into day
Your smile girl, brings the mornin' light to my eyes
Lifts away the blues when I rise
I hope that you're coming to stay

[scapergin]

Hey Mickey
your so fine
your so funny
you blow my mind
hey Mickey!

(it was stuck in my head, i'm trying to pass it along)

[trinamick]

Black Water - Doobie Brothers

Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
ol' Mississippi, she's callin' my name
Catfish are jumpin' that paddle wheel thumpin'
Black water keeps rollin' on past just the same

Old black water, keep on rollin'
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Old black water, keep on rollin'
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Old black water, keep on rollin'
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Yeah, keep on shinin' your light, gonna make every thing
Pretty mama, gonna make everything all right
And I ain't got no worries 'cause I ain't in no hurry at all

Well, if it rains, I don't care, don't make no difference to me
Just take that street car that's goin' up town
Yeah, I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland and dance a honky tonk,
and I'll be buyin' everybody drinks all round

CHORUS, followed by guitar/fiddle solos, then:

I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland, pretty momma come and take me
by the hand, by the hand, take me by the hand,
(I want to honky-tonk) (honky-tonk)
pretty momma, come and dance with your daddy all night long,
I'd like to... (honky-tonk) (with you all night long)

[bouyantman]

We both lie silently still
In the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside

Was it something I said or something I did
Did the words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say

Chorus:
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

Yeah it does

I listen to our favorite song
Playing on the radio
Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and
Easy go
But I wonder does he know
Has he ever felt like this
And I know that you'd be here somehow
If I could have let you know somehow
I guess

Chorus

Though it's been a while now
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals
But the scar, that scar remains

Solo

I know I could have saved a love that night
If I'd known what to say
Instead of makin' love
We both made our separate ways

But now I hear you found somebody new
And that I never meant that much to you
To hear that tears me up inside
And to see you cuts me like a knife
I guess

Chorus

[chri-baby]

Like a circle in a spiral
like a wheel within a wheel
never ending or beginning
in an ever spinning reel
like a snowball down a mountain
or a carnival balloon
or a carrousell thats turning
running rings around the moon
or a clock whos hands are ticking
past the minutes of its face
or a world that keeps on spinning
swimming silently in space

like the circles that you find
in the windmills of your mind

[NieMMY]

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When I wake up in the morning, love
And the sunlight hurts my eyes
And something without warning, love
Bears heavy on my mind

Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...

When the day that lies ahead of me
Seems impossible to face
When someone else instead of me
Always seems to know the way

Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...

When the day that lies ahead of me
Seems impossible to face
When someone else instead of me
Always seems to know the way

Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day �

[NieMMY]

As the time slips through your fingers
Till it's almost time to go
And the morning breaks between us
And the ice melts into snow.
I'm alright loving you
I'm alright loving you

(Chorus)
Farscape and other bruises didn't have to choose us
But it did and I'm alive and I'm trying to survive

Farscape and other bruises makes us all good losers
I can't help it talking loud it's because I'm on a cloud.
Won't you please take me home
Won't you please please take me home
I'm so mixed up over you
I don't want to be alone.
I'm alright loving you
I'm alright loving you

(Repeat Chorus)

[generic_screenname]

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
and a torso even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!

La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.

When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world,
if you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree,
or Washington crossing The Delaware.

La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
When her muscles start relaxin',
up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of them all.
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
with a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!

La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.

Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso.
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on.

La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.

Here is Grover Whelan unveilin' The Trilon.
Over on the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on.
Here's Nijinsky a-doin' the rhumba.
Here's her social security numba.

La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.

Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
for he went and married Lydia!

I said Lydia...
(He said Lydia...)
They said Lydia...
We said Lydia, la, la!

[trinamick]

Melanie - Weird Al

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

[generic_screenname]

Ah...Melanie . That song used to be my anthem back when I was crazy.

[trinamick]

:rollin:

[StarsGoBlue]

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul...

-Istanbul Not Constantinople, They Might Be Giants

[Tox]

On the Weird Al theme...

Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said 'Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut'
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said 'IT'S GOOD FOR YOU'
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odour
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be
I say 'Who is it'
No answer
'Who is it'
There's no answer
'WHO IS IT'
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like 'Hey, you can't have that'
'That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me'
And he's like 'Tough'
And I'm like 'Give it'
And he's like 'Make me'
And I'm like ''Kay'
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my oesophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said
I'll tell you what it said

It said
'If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again'
'If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator'
'If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again'
'If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator'

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says 'Yeah, what do ya want'
I said 'You got any glazed donuts'
He said 'No, we're outta glazed donuts'
I said 'Well, you got any jelly donuts'
He said 'No, we're outta jelly donuts'
I said 'You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts'
He said 'No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts'
I said 'You got any cinnamon rolls'
He said 'No, we're outta cinnamon rolls'
I said 'You got any apple fritters'
He said 'No, we're outta apple fritters'
I said 'You got any bear claws'
He said 'Wait a minute, I'll go check'
'No, we're outta bear claws'
I said 'Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have'
He says 'All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels'
I said 'OK, I'll take that'

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head'
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the colour of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said 'Hey, you've got weasels on your face'

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavoured dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said 'Sweetie pumpkin Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club'
I said 'Woah, hold on now, baby'
'I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment'
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say 'Hey, you want me to help you with that'
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
'No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw'

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like 'Hey man, I was just being sarcastic'
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like 'Hey, come on, don'tcha get it'
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know

Anyway, um, um, where was I
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said 'A' (A)
'L' (L)
'B' (B)
'U' (U)
'querque' (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

[bouyantman]

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.

bob dylan

[JrMissToughChick]

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/144286/0.jpg wow PKBarbie

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/144286/0.jpg wow PKBarbie

wow!..is right!:lech: :frontrow:

[JrMissToughChick]

Okay? lol... What was her name I don't recall?

[bouyantman]

wish i knew!..:innocent:

[JrMissToughChick]

PK Barbie :rollin: ?

I love her wig

[JrMissToughChick]

It's

Scorpius's Nurse

[bouyantman]

i know.....:aok:

[bouyantman]

Spaceballs : The Song!


If you're livin' in a bubble and you haven't got a care

Well, you're gonna be in trouble 'cause we're gonna steal your air

'Cause what you got is what we need and all we do is dirty deeds

We're the Spaceballs! Watch out, 'cause we're the Spaceballs

We're the masters of space

Hey, don't mess around with the Spaceballs.

Uh!


Going cruisin' in a spaceship, we're so good at being bad

We'll destroy your little planet if you ever get us mad

We're mothers of the galaxy

You better scatter when you see

The Spaceballs! Watch out, we're the Spaceballs

We're the masters of space

Say what? Don't mess around with the Spaceballs.

Watch out!


We're mothers of the galaxy

We're gonna take the air you breathe

Hahahahahaha!

Oh! Spaceballs!

Watch out!

We're the Spaceballs

We're the masters of space

Do-do-do-do-don't mess around with the Spaceballs.

Yo! Watch out!


We're the Spaceballs!

We're the masters of space

Hey, don't mess around with the Spaceballs.

Watch out!


We've got a bossin' little ship

So you better watch your lip

'Cause we're the Spaceballs.

Watch out!


You may think that you are bad

But believe you can be had

By the Spaceballs!

Watch out!


We're the Spaceballs!

Watch out!

We're the Spaceballs!

We're the masters of space

Don't mess around with the Spaceballs.


We're so bad and mean

We make nightmares out of dreams

We're the Spaceballs!

We're the Spaceballs.


You better watch out!

Hehehehahahahaha!


i must say,an excellent movie! :aok: and it's on right now!

[bouyantman]

bump :D

[trinamick]

Hey do it now
yeah hey

Yeah,
There was a funky singer
Playin' in a rock & Roll Band
And never had no problems yeah
Burnin' down one night stands
And everything around me,
yeah
Got to stop to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly,
Yes I did
To disco down and check out the show
Yeah they was

Dancin' and singin'
and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die ,
oh till you die

Gonna play that electified funky music, yeah

Spoken:
Hey wait a minute
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' Rock & Roll and minds
And things were getting shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now its so much better
it's so much better
I'm funking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin'
no I won't
Of how I learned my lesson that day

When they were...
Dancin' and singin'
and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die,
oh till you die

They shouted play that funky music
Play that funky music
Play that funky music
Gotta keep on playin'
funky music
Play that funky music

[r0b]

Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold
If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot
Serve the servants - Oh no
That legendary divorce is such a bore
As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad
I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
there is nothing I could say
that I haven't thought before
Serve the servants - oh no
That legendary divorce is such a bore

nirvana serve the servants

[bouyantman]

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure, of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)

[Chorus:]
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart, right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
An' every second I waste is more than I can take

[Chorus:]
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me
With someone disappointed in you

[Chorus:]
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

I've
Become so numb
I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be

[NieMMY]

Man I feel your pain!!!!

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by NieMMY
Man I feel your pain!!!!
unless your in my shoes...i doubt it!

[bouyantman]

Candy-O, I need you
Sunday dress, ruby ring
Candy-O, I need you so
could you help me in?

purple hum, assorted cards
razor lights you'll bring
and all to prove you're on the move
and vanishing

Candy-O, I need you so
Candy-O, I need you so

edge of night, distract yourself
obstacles don't work
homogenize
decentralize
it's just a quirk

different ways to see you through
all the same in the end
peculiar star, a-that's who you are
do you have to win?

Candy-O, I need you so
Candy-O, I need you so

[bouyantman]

Your Love
The Outfield

Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I'd like to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No-one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night - we'll keep it under cover

I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Try to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been awhile since we've been all alone
I can't hide the way I'm feelin'

As you leave me please would you close the door
and forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right - that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon

I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Lose your love
Lose your love
Lose your love

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[Diania]

:fencing:We pilliage we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me hearties, Yo ho! :beergood:
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot!
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:

Yo ho, yo ho. A pirate's life for me!

We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:
We maraud and embezle and even hijac.
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:

Yo ho, yo ho. A pirate's life for me!

We kindle and char and inflame and ignite.
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:
We burn up the city we're really a fright.
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:
We're rascals and scounrels and villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:
We're devils and blacksheep and really bad eggs!
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:

Yo ho, you ho. A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and no-do-well cads.
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:
Aye, but we're loved by yer mommies and dads.
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho! :beergood:

Yo ho, yo ho. A pirate's life for me!:fencing:

[bouyantman]

ah!,a good ol`pirate song! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/pirate.gif

[Diania]

What d'ya do with a drunken sailor?
What d'ya do with a drunken sailor?
What d'ya do with a drunken sailor,
Earli in the mornin'.

Hang 'm from the mast as a jolly rodger!
Hang 'm from the mast as a jolly rodger!
Hang 'm from the mast as a jolly rodger,
Earli in the mornin'!

Wey-hey, an' up he rises!
Wey-hey, an' up he rises!
Wey-hey, an' up he rises!
Earli in the mornin'!

(I have way too many odd songs in me. Way too many folk songs too.)

[bouyantman]

How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace
When I stand here taking every breath with you, oh
You're the only one who really knew me at all

How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave
Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now, cause there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face
Take a look at me now, cause there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face

I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry
There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why
You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now, cause there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face
Take a look at me now, cause there's just an empty space
But to wait for you, well that's all I can do and that's what I've got to face
Take a good look at me now, cause I'll still be standing here
And you coming back to me is against all odds
That's the chance I've got to take, oh, oh

Just take a look at me now

nah....you can't tell what kinda mood i'm in can ya?http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/brutal_5.gif

[Diania]

Early one mornin' just as the sun was rising
I heard a maid sing in the valley below.
Oh, don't decieve me.
Oh, never leave me.
How could you use a poor maiden so?

And yes I learned that song before Buffy used it!

[bouyantman]

If you're livin in a bubble and you haven't got a care

Well, you're gonna be in trouble, cause we're gonna steal your air

Cause what you got is what we need and all we do is dirty deeds

We're the Spaceballs, Watch Out! cause we're the Spaceballs

We're the master of space

Hey, Don't mess around with the Spaceballs

Uh



Goin cruisin in a spaceship , we're so good at being bad

We'll destroy your little plant if you ever get us mad

We're mothers of the galaxy

You better scatter when you see

The Spaceballs, Watch out! We're the Spaceballs

We're the masters of space

Say what? Don't mess around with the spaceballs.

Watch out!



We're mothers of the galaxy

We're gonna take the air you breathe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Spaceballs

Watch out!

We're the Spaceballs

We're the masters of space

Do-do-do-do don't mess around with the spaceballs

Yo, Watch out



We're the Spaceballs

We're the masters of space

Hey, don't mess around with the Spaceballs

Watch out



We've got a boss'in little ship

So you better watch your lip

'Cause we're the Spaceballs

Watch out!



You may think that you are bad

But believe you can be had

By the Spaceballs

Watch out



We're the Spaceballs

Watch out!

We're the Spaceballs

We're the masters of space

Don't mess around with the Spaceballs



We're so bad and mean

We make nightmares out of dreams

We're the Spaceballs

We're the Spaceballs



You better watch out

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


yea!...cool song!http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/567.gif

[Diania]

I am Princess Thespa! Daughter of Rolan, King of the Druids!
Just what we need, a Druish Princess.
Funny. She didn't look Druish.

*remember something from the pants game*

*sings*Girl. I got you on my mind,
When I got your panties on!

[Diania]

Fight, fight, kill, destroy.
Mutilate, maim, and pillage.
Kill every man and boy,
Then go out and burn a village.

Drink, drink, drink some more.
Get your friends and have a battle.
When everyone is dead.
Eat the women, [verb] the cattle.

I'm a whirling dirvish of hate!
My only goal is annhilate!
I'm a whirling dirvish of hate!
I won't be happy 'till your head's on a stake!

[bouyantman]

http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/567.gif

[Diania]

Passion comes clothed in the mist of the night.
Darkness is framed by desire.
Shadows of ice filled with longing and pain.
Love wears a death mask and life is a liar.

[bouyantman]

http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/blink_3.gif

[Diania]

tempest. I know many odd songs.

[Diania]

'Cause I'm a blonde.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks!
I don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan.

'Cause I'm a blonde.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy.
So what!

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-O-N-D.
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?

(No blondes were harmed during the singing of this songs. Just the redhead singing it.)

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by Diania


(No blondes were harmed during the singing of this songs. Just the redhead singing it.)

redhead!?!?....oh my!http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/flirt.gifhttp://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/cvety.gif

[bouyantman]

I'm not the one to tell you what clothes to wear
I'm not the one who talks about your hair
I'm not the one to show you how I feel inside
I'm not the one to say how much I care

(Chorus)
Everytime you cry I cry just a little bit
-cry just a little bit
When you say goodbye, I die just a little bit
-cry just a little bit more

I know it's late, I guess I should have called today
I know you're tired of waiting by the phone
I know you said-you just don't know how long you'll wait
I know that you can live your life alone

(Chorus)

In a world where there's no one to turn to
In a world where you think there's no one but you
But everytime you need someone to dry your eyes
You call my name and know that I'll be there

the outfield.....
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[StarsGoBlue]

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb

or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy

my heart is broke
But I have some glue
help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down

And I have a hangover...Have a hangover

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

Dumb, Nirvana :meditate:

[Diania]

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in.
The city of angels.
Lonely as I am
Together we cry.

I drive on her streets ‘cause she’s my companion.
I walk through hills ‘cause she knows who I am.
She sees my good deeds
And kisses me windy.
I never worry.
Now that is a lie.

I don’t ever want to feel
Like I did that day.
Take me to the place I love.
Take me all the way.
I don’t ever want to feel
Like I did that day.
Take me to the place I love.
Take me all the way.
Oooh yeah. Yeah.

It’s hard to believe that there’s nobody out there.
It’s hard to believe that I’m all alone.
At least I have her love.
The city, she loves me.
Lonely as I am
Together we cry.

I don’t ever want to feel
Like I did that day.
Take me to the place I love.
Take me all the way.
I don’t ever want to feel
Like I did that day.
Take me to the place I love.
Take me all the way.
Love me I said yeah, yeah.

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood.
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough.
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love.
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away.
No. no. no. no. no. yeah. yeah…

Under The Bridge – Red Hot Chili Peppers

[bouyantman]

The winds of fortune
Don't blow the same
She had to get out
And make a change
She had a kid now
But much too young
That baby daddy's out having fun

He's saying
I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know
His baby momma
She ain't so slow
He's saying
I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know
I know you wanna hit that
I know you wanna hit that hit that
All the world is gettin' with, I say
Consequences are a lot, but hey
That's the way
That's the way things go

What was a family
Is now a shell
We're raising kids now
Who raise themselves
Sex is a weapon
It's like a drug
It gets him right into that grave that he just dug

She's saying
I'm on the run
I'm chasing guys for fun
Her baby daddy
It ain't his only one
She's saying
I'm on the run
I'm chasing guys for fun
I know you wanna hit that
I know you wanna hit that hit that
Everybody's gettin' with, I say
Consequences are a lot, but hey
That's the way
That's the way things go

Well it winds up
Broken up
Really such a shame
But why not
Take a chance
Everything's a game
And it don't stop
Hooking up
Nothing's gonna change
The more he's trying
The more he's buying

He says
I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know
His baby momma
Don't need to know
He's saying
I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know
I know you wanna hit that
I know you wanna hit that hit that
All the world is gettin' with, I say
Consequences are a lot, but hey
That's the way
That's the way things go

offspring...

[bouyantman]

Nothing Else Matters


So close no matter how far
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
and nothing else matters

never opened myself this way
life is ours, we live it our way
all these words I don't just say
and nothing else matters

trust I seek and I find in you
every day for us something new
open mind for a different view
and nothing else matters

never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
but I know

so close no matter how far
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
and nothing else matters

never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
but I know

never opened myself this way
life is ours, we live it our way
all these words I don't just say
and nothing else matters

trust I seek and I find in you
every day for us something new
open mind for a different view
and nothing else matters

never cared for what they say
never cared for games they play
never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
and I know

so close no matter how far
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
no nothing else matters

[Kurt_eh]

I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and the heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
well, when exactly do you mean?
see I've already waited too long
and all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

The Smiths

[StarsGoBlue]

Kurt, I knew there was a reason you were my favorite Canadian Scaper... :love:

*****Stars :kotc:

[Kurt_eh]

:O

[StarsGoBlue]

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details

Someone who'll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
He'll get my support

He will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general

Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
He will hear me out
And won't easily be converted

To my way of thinking
In fact he'll often disagree
But at the end of it all
He will understand me

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and with every breath

Someone who'll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like

I don't want to be tied
To anyone's strings
I'm carefully trying to steer clear
Of those things

But when I'm asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly

Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I'll get away with it

Somebody - Depeche Mode

[bouyantman]

West End Girls



Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West End town
Call the police
There's a madman around
Running down underground to a dive bar
In a West End town

In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
West End girls

Too many shadows whispering voices
Faces on posters too many choices
If when why what how much have you got
Have you got it do you get it
If so how often
Which do you choose
A hard or soft option
(How much do you need)

In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
West End girls
West End Girls

(How much do you need)
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
Ooh West End town a dead end world
East End boys West End Girls
West End girls

You got a heart of glass or a heart of stone
Just you wait till I get you home
We've got no future
We've got no past
Here today built to last
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation
(How far have you been)

In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town a dead end world
East End Boys West End girls
West End girls
West End girls
West End girls

[Kurt_eh]

Here's another classic and one I can recite from memory...
<----Hmm where have we seen this song title before ;) >

Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
While you can

Come closer and see
See into the dark
Just follow your eyes
Just follow your eyes

I hear her voice
Calling my name
The sound is deep
In the Dark

I hear her voice
Start to run
Into the trees
Into the trees

Into the trees

Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone

The girl was never there
It's always the same
Running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
and again

The Cure

[StarsGoBlue]

*sigh* :love:

[bouyantman]

can I touch you, are you out of touch
I guess I never noticed that much
geranium lover, I'm live on your wire
oo come and take me whoever you are

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight

oo inside angel, always upset
keeps on forgettin' that we ever met
can I bring you out in the light
my curiosity's got me tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
oo she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight

museum directors with high shaking heads
they kick white shadows until they play dead
they want to crack your crossword smile
oo can I take you out for awhile, yeah

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight
she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight
tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight
tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type, alright
she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight
(tonight) tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
tonight
she's a lot like you
come on and hold me tight
tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
come on hold me tight
tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you
come on hold me tight
tonight

she's a lot like you
the dangerous type
she's a lot like you

[Kurt_eh]

It's "Singles Awareness Day" that brings this out...

Sisters of Mercy
More

Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding
One thing I know
I want more
I want more

(and I need all the love that I can't get to)
(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)

D'you get scared to feel so much?
To let somebody touch you?
So hot, so cold, so far so out of control
Hard to come by, and harder to hold

Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding
I want more

(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)
(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)

There are parts of me that don't get nervous
Not the parts that shake
You won't get what you deserve
You are what you take
Learning to cry for fun and profit
I'm not done yet
Counterfeit dollars or the English zloty
Anything I can get

Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding
One thing I know
I want more

(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)
(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)

All the love that you can get
All the love
That I can't get to...

[Kurt_eh]

And if this isn't my #1 all time favourite song, it's pretty damned close:

This one's practically an Episode of Farscape...

every time we do this
i fall for her
wave after wave after wave
it's all for her
i know this can't be wrong i say
(and i'll lie to keep her happy)
as long as i know that you know
that today i belong
right here with you
right here with you...

and so we watch the sun come up
from the edge of the deep green sea
and she listens like her head's on fire
like she wants to believe in me
so i try
put your hands in the sky
surrender
remember
we'll be here forever
and we'll never say goodbye...

i've never been so
colourfully-see-through-head before
i've never been so
wonderfully-me-you-want-some-more
and all i want is to keep it like this
you and me alone
a secret kiss
and don't go home
don't go away
don't let this end
please stay
not just for today

never never never never never let me go she says
hole me like this for a hundred thousand million days
but suddenly she slows
and looks down at my breaking face
why do you cry? what did i say?
but it's just rain i smile
brushing my tears away...

i wish i could just stop
i know another moment will break my heart
too many tears
too many times
too many years i've cried over you

how much more can we use it up?
drink it dry?
take this drug?
looking for something forever gone
but something
we will always want?

why why why are you letting me go? she says
i feel you pulling back
i feel you changing shape...
and just as i'm breaking free
she hangs herself in front of me
slips her dress like a flag to the floor
and hands in the sky
surrenders it all...

i whish i could just stop
i know another moment will break my heart
too many tears
too many times
too many years i've cried for you
it's always the same
wake up in the rain
head in pain
hung in shame
a different name
same old game
love in vain
and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
away from home again...


The Cure
From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

[bouyantman]

Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things."
"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Away.
Away

[StarsGoBlue]

Oooooh Kurt... that's more Cure than I've heard in aaages! :love:

And happy Singles Awareness Day, which I was not aware of. :kotc:


*****Stars :lol

[Kurt_eh]

Well, it was last Saturday, and my cards still haven't come yet. I've asked ketchera to check into UPS for me, but haven't heard anything yet... :(

[Kurt_eh]

And thanks :hug:

[StarsGoBlue]

Gahhh!!! You haven't gotten your Valentines??? :(

Awww... and that's what I meant when I said, my favorite Canadian Scaper... that's what I wrote in your card! :(

*****Stars :hug: and an extra :smooch:

[bouyantman]

Centerfold
The J. Geils Band

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

CHORUS
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
(Repeat)

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much

Chorus

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!

[Kurt_eh]

:thud: :D

[bouyantman]

J. Geils Band

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It's gonna soar
I don't care for any casanova thing
All I can say is
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

[Kurt_eh]

One more for old times sake:

Show me show me Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream she said
The one that makes me laugh she said
And threw her arms around my neck
Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I’ll run away with you
I’ll run away with you
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
Why are you so far away? she said
Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you
That I’m in love with you

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You’re just like a dream

Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven


(That one I can actually play!)

[bouyantman]

I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday
Slow-motion weekdays stare me down
Her lipstick reflex got me wound
There were no defects to be found
Snapshot image froze without a sound

Thursday morning was a hot flash-factor
Her face still focused in my mind
Test-strip proof-sheet love is hard to find
Friday night we'll dance the spotlight grind
Stop-time heart for me if she's not mine

CHORUS:

Freeze-Frame! (Freeze-Frame!) (REPEAT TWICE)
Freeze-Frame! Now Freeze!
Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear
Close-up darkroom sweet-talk in my ear
Her hot-spot love for me is strong
This freeze-frame moment can't be wrong
CHORUS (repeat once)
Freeze frame...

[StarsGoBlue]

Originally posted by Kurt_eh


You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven


(That one I can actually play!)

:thud: :love: :faint:

[bouyantman]

oh please, [shoot me now]! [edited by mod, indicated by brackets]

[Kurt_eh]

Stars ;)

And finally A lullabye to put us all to sleep

On candy striped legs
The spider man comes
Softly through the shadows
of the evening sun

Stealing past the windows
of the blissfully dead
searhing for a victim,
shivering in bed

Searching out fear
In the gathering gloom
When suddenly
A movement in the corner of the room

And there is nothing I can do
When I realise with fright
That the spider-man is having me
for dinner tonight!

And I feel like I'm being eaten
by a thousand million shivering fury holes
And I know that in the morning
I will wake up in the shivering cold
And the spiderman is always
hun - gry

Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow and quicker than flies
His arms around me and his tongue in my eyes
"Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"

[StarsGoBlue]

I looooooooooove the extended version of this, on the Mixed Up compilation cd... :D

Night Kurt! Hope you get your package o' :love: soon! :smooch:

*****Stars :hug:
*hums all her favorite Cure songs*

[bouyantman]

and something to wake us back up!

Woe to you o earth and see
for the devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let he who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
it's number is six hundred and sixty six.

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

Cos in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the myst dark figures move and twist
was all this for real or some kind of hell
666 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or some crazy dream
but I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
they seem to mesmerise me...can't avoid their eyes
666 the Number of the Beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take its course

[abbadon]

And one for the cows

(tried posting the whole lyric but had problems formatting so...)

sample version.....cows with guns......moo

[abbadon]

hopefully this should work

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

[StarsGoBlue]

THAT was the funniest flash animation I've seen in ages... and the last line of each stanza cracked me up each time!

:rollin:

abaddon, I like the way your mind works. :D

*****Stars :hug:

[bouyantman]

http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/saumuede.gif

[bouyantman]

edited because that song was so far from appropriate that it's not even a bit funny.

[Diania]

*Has been in a Disney mood all day*
:kitty:
We are Siamese if you please.
We are Siamese if you don’t please.
Now we looking over our new domicile.
If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile.

Do you seeing that thing swimming round and ‘round?
(yes!) Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown!
If we sneaking up upon it carefully.
There will be a head for you and a tail for me.

Do you hear what I hear? A baby cry!
Where we finding baby there are milk nearby.
If we look in baby buggy there could be,
Plenty milk for you and also some for me.

We are Siamese if you please.
We are Siamese if you don’t please.
We are former residents of Siam.
There is no finer cat than I am!
:kitty:

[bouyantman]

The Stroke
Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vile...


You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break...
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now


You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
Work your way right into my case
First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
But when you found you bled me-- skip on by... keep on---stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long...
You're so together boy...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now


Better listen now (said) it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Don'tcha take no chances keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances you can't stop you just stroke me, stroke me

[abbadon]

originally posted by StarsGoBlue
abaddon, I like the way your mind works.


http://users.snowcrest.net/cafemocha/images/computercowboy.gif


Why thank you maam ,.... something to do with neural pathwaths and electrical impulse's I believe

[abbadon]

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.


He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
I...oh God...
:swing:

[bouyantman]

you might think i'm crazy
to hang around with you
maybe you think i'm lucky
to have something to do
but i think that you're wild
and inside me is some child
you might think it's foolish
or maybe it's untrue
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you

you might think it's hysterical
but i know when you're weak
you think you're in the movies
and everything's so deep
but i think that you're wild
when you flash that fragile smile
you might think it's foolish
what you put me through
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you

and it's so hard to take
there's no escape without a scrape
you kept it going till the sun fell down
you kept it going

you might think i'm delirious
the way i run you down
but somewhere sometime
when you're curious
i'll be back around
and i think that you're wild
and so uniquely styled
you might think it's foolish
this chancey rendezvous
you might think i'm crazy
but all I want is you

[bouyantman]

oh heartbeat city
here we come
well happy days
we count on thumbs
and nothing really
gets us down
as long as jacki's
back in town

i'm glad you made it
i can't complain
i missed you badly
when you jumped that train

oh jacki
what took you so long
on just a holiday
oh jacki
what took you so long
i thought you knew the way
i thought you blew away

oh heartbeat city
never stops
and all you need
is what you got
and there's a place
for everyone
under heartbeat city's
golden sun

oh heartbeat city
lights at night
keeps getting closer
out of sight
oh heartbeat city's
on the loose
better catch
the blue caboose

[bouyantman]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire
and his wife, the movie star, the Professor
and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.

Now this is the tale of the castways, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate and the Skipper too, will do their very best, to make the others comfortable, in the tropic island nest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe, as primative as can be. So join us here each week my freinds, you're sure to get a smile, from seven stranded castways, here on "Gilligan's Isle."

[abbadon]

Here's the story of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.


Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.


Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch.


That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

Man I SOOO wanted to be a brady when I was a kid.....oops too much info:whoops:

[Kurt_eh]

Self-esteem is for everybody!
Self-esteem is for everyone!
You can dream and be anybody,
but self-esteem is how you get it done


http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/screencaps/smiletime/smiletime366.jpg

[abbadon]

And though you will say I'm wrong.
It's much easier with you along.
Sundays were made for this.
Seeing Bond give the villain a kiss...
Holding your face in the glow
Play on, Play on
Happy endings
I thought that you'd like to know.
I'm finally letting her go.
You always said, "Tell me when
You're ready at last to begin."
Learning to chance it again
Play on, play on
Happy endings
So let them all dissolve
And welcome a new resolve
Here's where the credits run
Riding off into the sun
And love is real
Reading your eyes in the glow
Play on, play on
Happy endings


http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/glowface.gif

[bouyantman]

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed

Poor Mountaineer barely kept his family fed

An' then one day, he was shootin' at some food,

An' up thru the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!



Well, the first thing ya know, Jed's a millionaire

Kin-folk said, "Jed, move away from there." Said

Californy is the place y'oughta be, so they

loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverly.

Hills that is! Swimmin' pools, Movie stars!



Ol' Jed bought a mansion. Lawdy it was swank

Next door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank,

Lotsa folks objected, but the banker found no fault,

'Cause ol' Jed's millions was a-layin' in the vault

Cash, that is! Capital gains, Depletion money!



Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin

An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.

You're all invited back again to this locality,

T'have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Hillbilly, that is! Set a spell, Take your shoes off!

Y'all come back, here!

[StarsGoBlue]

I will try not to breathe.
I can hold my head still
with my hands at my knees.
These eyes are the eyes of the old,
shiver and fold.

I will try not to breathe.
This decision is mine. I have lived a full life
and these are the eyes
that I want you to remember.

I need something to fly
over my grave again.
I need something to breathe.

I will try not to burden you.
I can hold these inside. I will hold my breath
until all these shivers subside,
just look in my eyes.

I will try not to worry you.
I have seen things
that you will never see.
Leave it to memory me.

I shudder to breathe.

I want you to remember.
I need something to fly
over my grave again.
I need something to breathe.

Baby, don't shiver now.
Why do you shiver now?
I need something to fly
over my grave again.
I need something to breathe.

I will try not to worry you.
I have seen things
that you will never see.
Leave it to memory me.

Don't dare me to breathe.

- Try Not to Breathe, REM

[abbadon]

bet you they wont play this song on the radio
I bet you they wont play this new &*(#( song
Its not that its ^&*$ or #*()ing contraversial
Its just that the $^&)*ing words are awfully strong

You cant say #(*), on the radio!
Nor #^@)* , or $^#) or #@$^&)*
You cant even say id like to #^&) you someday
Unless your a doctor with a very large #^(*)

So i bet you they wont play this song on the radio
I bet you they wont even $^)( well program it
It must be the producers are &^)*ing the directors
Who think its a load of horse #^^&)#.

[Kurt_eh]

And to hear those @#$@'s:

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/albums-cds/sounds/songs/i-bet-you-they-wont-play-this-song-on-the-radio.ra

A true classic! :rollin:

[bouyantman]

that was hillarious!:rollin: thanks kurt!

[Kurt_eh]

Don't thank me, thank Erik Idol! :D

[bouyantman]

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love
Yeah

Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I want no other, no other lover
This is your life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it love

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is love?

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[Kurt_eh]

Why do I suddenly feel like wearing an ugly blue suit and jerking my head to the left ala Chris Kartran?

[bouyantman]

this movie was great!!....and i'll be will ferrell and go to the right....


Steve: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Doug: Steve, slow down. Steve: I can't help it man, it's hottie overload! Doug: Just pace yourself. Steve: Ok... What's up? ...2, 3, 4. What's up? ...2, 3, 4...

[Kurt_eh]

I was twenty one years when I wrote this song
I'm twenty two now, but I won't be for long
People ask when will you grow up to be a man
But all the girls I loved at school
are already pushing prams

I loved you then as I love you still
Tho I put you on a pedestal,
They put you on the pill
I don't feel bad about letting you go
I just feel sad about letting you know

I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl

I loved the words you wrote to me
But that was bloody yesterday
I can't survive on what you send
Every time you need a friend

I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
Is it wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care

I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl

[bouyantman]

Are ya ready kids?

Aye, Aye captain!

I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!

AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

oooooooooooo.........

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Ready?
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Booob Square Paaants!

Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.

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[bouyantman]

"Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door
where impossible things may happen that the world has never seen before
In Dexter's Laboratory, lives the smartest boy you've ever seen
but Dee Dee blows his experiments to smithereens
There is gloom, and doom while things go boom
in Dexter's Lab!"

[abbadon]

Gee all these Love songs....and no boat....must address balance


Love, exciting and new,
Come aboard.
We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow,
it floats back to you.

The Love Boat
soon will be making another run.
The Love Boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's Looooove!
Welcome aboard - It's Looooove!

[Kurt_eh]

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so f**kin' special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so f**kin' special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

She's running out again,
She's running out
She's run run run running out...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so f**kin' special
I wish I was special...

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't belong here.

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by abbadon
Gee all these Love songs....and no boat....must address balance


Love, exciting and new,
Come aboard.
We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow,
it floats back to you.

The Love Boat
soon will be making another run.
The Love Boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's Looooove!
Welcome aboard - It's Looooove!



ah!!!!!! my ears!.....ah!!!!!! my eye's! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/dies.gif

[abbadon]

Originally posted by bouyantman
ah!!!!!! my ears!.....ah!!!!!! my eye's! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys_1/dies.gif

oops .....my bad......still could have been worse....could have been Robert Ulrich....Love boat...the next gen....What WAS HE THINKING...:smokin:

[bouyantman]

yikes!...thanks for not doing that! :D

[bouyantman]

Stranded at the drive in, branded a fool, what will they say Monday atschool?

Sandy, can't you see, I'm in misery
We made a start, now we're apart, there's nothin' left for me
Love has flown all alone, I sit and wonder why-y-y oh why you left me, ohSandy

Oh Sandy, maybe someday, when highschool is done
Somehow, someway, our two worlds will be one
In heaven forever and ever we will be, oh please say you'll stay, ohSandy

Sandy my darlin', you hurt me real bad, you know it's true
But baby, you gotta believe me when I say, I'm helpless without you
Love has flown all alone, I sit, I wonder why-y-y oh why you left me, ohSandy

Sandy, Sandy, why-y-y-y, oh Sandy

[Kurt_eh]

Oh, the year was 1778, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
A letter of marque came from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

Oh, Elcid Barrett cried the town, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
For twenty brave men all fishermen who
would make for him the Antelope's crew

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight,HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
She'd a list to the port and and her sails in rags
And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

On the King's birthday we put to sea, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
We were 91 days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

On the 96th day we sailed again, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four pounders we made to fight

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

The Yankee lay low down with gold, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
She was broad and fat and loose in the stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

Then at length we stood two cables away, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
Our cracked four pounders made an awful din
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the Maintruck carried off both me legs

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

So here I lay in my 23rd year, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
It's been 6 years since we sailed away
And I just made Halifax yesterday

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

[Kurt_eh]

Hello out there we're on the air it's hockey night tonite
Tension grows the whistle blows-& the puck goes down the ice.
The goalie jumps and the players bump and the fans all go insane
Someone roars "Bobby scores!" at the good ole hockey game
Chorus:
Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game
2nd period:
Where players dash with skates aflash the home team trails behind
But they grab the puck and go bursting up and they're down across the line
They storm the crease like bumble bees they travel like a burning flame
We see them slide the puck inside -It's a "1-1" hockey game!
Chorus:
3rd period: last game in the playoffs, too...
Oh take me where the hockey players face off down the rink-
And the Stanley Cup is all filled up for the chaps who win the drink-
Now the final flick of the hockey stick and a one gigantic scream-
The puck is in! The home team wins! The good ole hockey game!
Chorus:
repeat
3 times
He shoots he scores...

[abbadon]

Its cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.