Hear any weird things lately?

[RescueFarscape]

I just had the joy of hearing 'I've got a hot water bottle in my pants and chocolate in my hands. Who wants some?'

or maybe it was the other way around. I was really rather stunned.


(humor me here, guys. I'm trying to get over my spam filter fiasco.)

*sigh* or not. S' okay, the ulcer doesn't really hurt THAT badly.

[Lord Loser]

If it weren't for my horse, I would have never spent that year in college...

[bouyantman]

is it the force??..........no!,it's the shwartz! :jedi:

[Frellster]

The Universe isn't finite; its larger than that.

[VBKatLou]

Originally posted by bouyantman
is it the force??..........no!,it's the shwartz! :jedi:

Did you watch Spaceballs yesterday? I had it on for awhile. Kind of campy but pretty funny movie. I've watched it a couple times.

[JadedLegend3]

"My water-ice is bubbling! I think there's a clam in it!"

"I never win! I'm always naked!"

"Nobody wins. It's a marriage."

"He just reminded me of Satan."

Person1: I'm a drunk! I'm trying to be an adulteress. I've got an express ticket to the big H!
Person2: Well, just be sure to take lots of suntan lotion.


That's all I can think of for now. I'll get back to you, though.


Jacqui :love:

[atlantagirl]

I can't remember hearing anything outlandish recently, but I did hear someone on tv say "Screw the Pooch" recently (I think it may have even been one of the NASA guys talking about the Mars rover), and it made me think the campaign was working and smile. :D

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by atlantagirl
I can't remember hearing anything outlandish recently, but I did hear someone on tv say "Screw the Pooch" recently (I think it may have even been one of the NASA guys talking about the Mars rover), and it made me think the campaign was working and smile. :D

:D



Jacqui :love:

[Darth Buddha]

I hate to admit it, but I watched the last episode of Stargate. Jack had a wonderful one...

"We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it."

[BlackThorn]

"My nose is trying to stuff itself."

[tribsaint]

Originally posted by Lord Loser
If it weren't for my horse, I would have never spent that year in college...

That's what I was thinking of. Gotta love Lewis Black.:D

Heard this in a restaurant recently...some guy on his cell phone:

"But what if I'm really in love with her, did you ever think of that?? It doesn't matter if she's HUMAN or not!"

and later...

"Maybe I should lobby for interspecial marriage!"

I don't want to know what his girlfriend was.

[Mrelia]

D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by VBKatLou
Did you watch Spaceballs yesterday? I had it on for awhile. Kind of campy but pretty funny movie. I've watched it a couple times.

yea...i love that movie!...but then again,all of mel brooks movies i like..:aok:

[Pip_The_Great]

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by Pip_The_Great
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: