John's season 4 intro in words...

[padmeskywalker]

Can anyone type it all??? I can't remember it all, and I need it for something...

[JrMissToughChick]

hmm... I can look it up for you?

[JrMissToughChick]

From: Farscape World's web sight
My name is John Crichton
An astronaut
Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole
I'm in a distant part of the Universe
Aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners
My friends
I've made enemies
Powerful, dangerous
Now all I want is to find a way home
To warn Earth
Look upward and share the wonders I've seen

:D

[Farscape Forever]

What you don't have it memorized?!

Does anyone else have that recurring dream where you have to get up in front of an audience and recite the Farscape intro but you can't remember any of it.. and then you look down and you notice you have no pants on. So you look to your right towards an exit and see Rygel "procuring" your wallet from said pants!?

Ok maybe i've gone off the deep end :D

[JrMissToughChick]

Yes You have :lol but I have the seasons 1-3 one memorized so I think we're even :rollin:

[Farscape Forever]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
Yes You have :lol but I have the seasons 1-3 one memorized so I think we're even :rollin:

Yeah..

but can you hum the themes backwards while hoping on one leg? :D

[JrMissToughChick]

Originally posted by Farscape Forever
Yeah..

but can you hum the themes backwards while hoping on one leg? :D Okay you've got me there :D

[Farscape Forever]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
Okay you've got me there :D

Oh i'm sure you could get it down with a little practice... but the phrase "whats wrong with her!" might become familiar place if you do :D

[JrMissToughChick]

Originally posted by Farscape Forever
Oh i'm sure you could get it down with a little practice... but the phrase "whats wrong with her!" might become familiar place if you do :D :rollin: I get that anyway with my scaper self... "Frelling Morons!!!"

[The Keeper]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
:rollin: I get that anyway with my scaper self... "Frelling Morons!!!"

hehe me too...

[Farscape Forever]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
:rollin: I get that anyway with my scaper self... "Frelling Morons!!!"

Pfft people what do they know...

it's not like your dressing up like Scorpy and going door to door ringing peoples doorbells and going: I'm looking for a John Crichton... is it? :D

[Maveric]

i like the modified version of the intro that john does towards the end of the series. the one where in the middle of it he gets interuppted by Harvey and they duke it out in bunny costumes...

[JrMissToughChick]

Originally posted by Farscape Forever
Pfft people what do they know...

it's not like your dressing up like Scorpy and going door to door ringing peoples doorbells and going: I'm looking for a John Crichton... is it? :D :rollin:

i like the modified version of the intro that john does towards the end of the series. the one where in the middle of it he gets interuppted by Harvey and they duke it out in bunny costumes... Yeah I liked that one too :)


BTW: If this thread wasn't hijacked I don't know what was ;)

[Clarsax]

The bunny costumes was pretty good, especially if you've ever seen the original "Harvey" movie.

[JrMissToughChick]

invisble rabbit :rollin:

[Farscape Forever]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
:rollin:

Yeah I liked that one too :)


BTW: If this thread wasn't hijacked I don't know what was ;)

Ok maybe I played a "small" role in the hijacking... but my bad Farscape jokes have to go somewhere.

Plus the question was already wrapped up.. the thread needed a direction.. just because I chose a weird one doesn't mean i'm crazy.... :wingnut:

[JrMissToughChick]

nor am I for that matter ;)

[Farscape Forever]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
nor am I for that matter ;)

I agree your not crazy.. your just plain nuts :D

but seriously.. why did I did this thread back up?

[JrMissToughChick]

Just because you wanted to ;)

[Farscape Forever]

I wonder what the intro would have been for Season 5.. and what the intro for the mini will be

[JrMissToughChick]

Well a little like the Harvey intrupted one in BT but now I think season 5 will have a compleatly different one from anything we've heard... JMHO though

[Farscape Forever]

I hope its changed, cause the season 1 intro lasted a little too long.. not that it was a bad intro, just that that what he was saying no longer matched what was going on.

[JrMissToughChick]

I loved season threes intro


I hope season fives goes something like this


My name is John Crichton
Five Cycles ago I got shot threw a wormhole
To a distent part of the universe
I've made friends here...
people I love... people I care about
I've also made enimeys
That have been chassing me for Cycles
I've been home...
now all I want is to setel down
with the women I love
the freinds I've come to rely on
that have came to rely on me
but first I have to save the universe from a threat...
The scarren empire


a little long but It's kinda cool what do you think?

edited because I just realy think cycles as opposed to years works better

[Farscape Forever]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
I loved season threes intro


I hope season fives goes something like this


My name is John Crichton
Five years ago I got shot threw a wormhole
To a distent part of the universe
I've made friends here...
people I love... people I care about
I've also made enimeys
That have been chassing me fro Cycles
I've been home...
now all I want is to setel down
with the women I love
the freinds I've come to rely on
that have came to rely on me
but first I have to save the universe from a threat...
The scarren empire


a little long but It's kinda cool what do you think?

I like it, did you just come up with that? cause its good. I could definetly go for something like that.

Let me just call Ben up and see if he's ready to do it... oh right this isn't fantasy land and I don't have his phone number :D

I really liked Season 1 and 2's intro, but they definetly topped that with 3 and 4's/

[JrMissToughChick]

yeah I just came up with that on the fly glade you like it :)

[Farscape Forever]

now write one for Rygel, i'll get you started..

My name is Sparky
a giant slug on a golf cart...

(yes I know I need help)

[JrMissToughChick]

... 135 cycles ago I was de thrond by Bishom my B****d of cousin scence then I've been Beaten toucherd and killed... I ecaped from the Peace keepers on this ship with people... there not important now all I want is revenge and my thrown back


Add: you know you've been watching too much Farscape when... you can do these on the fly

[Farscape Forever]

you spun that into something serious.. nice.

Now do one for that extra who was in the background in the Premiere :D

[JrMissToughChick]

LOL the one who just keep walking back and fourth?

Okay knowing that it's not a good sign :rollin:

[Farscape Forever]

heheh :D

well look on the bright side at least you didn't come up with an intro for em.. could you have? :D

speaking of intro's I'm really digging the intro on the season 4 dvd's before the menu comes up. The season 4 dvd's menu's and intro's are sooo much better than season 1.

[JrMissToughChick]

are you talking about the thing before the menu pops up? I think that's the "Previosly on" segment from BT

[Farscape Forever]

yes thats exactly what i'm talking about, I love that fast flash through all those moments

[JrMissToughChick]

it's cool but the first time I saw it I got the bad vibe of Ben's words "and finaly on farscape" *chills*

[Farscape Forever]

Same here, I wasn't expecting that at all when I watched BT for the first time, but once you take it out of context throw in the s1 theme music you have an awesome intro

[JrMissToughChick]

true... but the chills. "finaly" has been my least favorite word ever scence BT

[Farscape Forever]

but its not finally... there's at least 4 more hours to go...

i'll just take that finally as in finally Aeryn and John get together without any extra Crichtons or other issues.. you now besides being shot into little pieces :D

[JrMissToughChick]

Yeah I know and Hopfuly a fith season... but after and I'm talking right after it aird we didn't know that... still I never realized how depressing those words could be.

[Farscape Forever]

Yeah... I was fortunate I watched BT after news of the mini hit already..

[JrMissToughChick]

Did you save it till then or just that's when you happend to see it?
I ask because some people knowing what was going to happen saved it untill new farscape was coming... I could never do that.

[Farscape Forever]

Oh no way I could have saved it till then, it was just when I happened to watch it.

I mean if there was no more Farscape (never will happen) you'd be waiting forever

[JrMissToughChick]

True but some people... not me though I couldn't do it.

[Farscape Forever]

after I saw La Bomba, I couldn't wait more than a day to see BT.. i'm hopeless when it comes to stuff like that

[JrMissToughChick]

I love the WSS trilogy scifi is airing an ep a week (or so) we've been geting WSS tonight I saw HTK for like the 5 time :D it's one of my favorites,

"...now what am I offered for all the powers of the universe?"

[Farscape Forever]

cool.. I haven't seen any episode 5 times yet (working on it).. Sci-Fi plays it late at night right?

Farscape is on everyday of the week here, it's in Season 2 right now.

I kinda like it spread out a bit more though, because I don't always have time to watch/not home at that time of day.

[JrMissToughChick]

nah I think I saw it two or three times on Scifi they have been playing them at 11

I have a copy that I say three times... gota love BoP ;)

all of the last half of season four rocks...


OKAY ALL FARSCAPE ROCKS

[Farscape Forever]

All of it ROCKS but just especially the end of Season 4.. well actually Crichton kicks is one of my favs.. and Promises is really good.. on second thought i'll just stick with what you said :D

[JrMissToughChick]

I love CK it's my favorite season opener... okay I love Crazzy Crichton speaking klingon and all ;) Okay I don't know klingon but it was cool that he did.