Historical figures you'd like to see fight.

[stellar]

Thanks to Buddha for giving me the idea for this one by suggesting that Bill Gates and Teddy Roosevelt might be entertaining.

This thread is for historical figures, contemporaries, and hell even fictional characters pairing off and going at it like they're in a Burt Reynolds film.

I'll start it off: Mark Twain versus Albert Einstein.

[NebariNookiee]

Wouldn't Bill Gates and Franklin Roosevelt be more of a fair fight? Maybe Steven Hawkins?:ewink:

[DRD2001]

Stalin vs. Hitler

You know they'd fight dirty.

[BlackThorn]

Bonnie vs DK

Enough said.

[NebariNookiee]

Godzilla VS The Incredible Hulk
HULK SMASH!!!!!

[stellar]

Wolverine -vs- Edward Scissorhands.

[NebariNookiee]

The Predator VS The Road Runner!!!:D

[stellar]

Jesus -vs- Gandhi in a no-holds barred cage match.

[DRD2001]

Mother Theresa vs Anna Nicole

[NebariNookiee]

I could just see that one too -- "Oh! Jesus gives Gandhi a headbutt! You know that's gotta hurt with that crown of thorns!"

[janey_13]

Originally posted by stellar
Wolverine -vs- Edward Scissorhands.

Very cool... :D

[janey_13]

I read this one in the Wayne State University newspaper:

Harry Potter vs. Encyclopedia Brown

[r0b]

jack the ripper vs gangus khan that would defiantly be bloody

[fermicat]

Commandant Grayza vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer in hand-to-hand combat - no weapons. Could be fun to watch Grayza get her ass handed to her by a tougher chick.

[janey_13]

Goofy vs. Pluto

Big Bird vs. Barney

Dumbledore vs. Gandalf

[trinamick]

Queen Elizabeth vs. Chyna

[DRD2001]

Originally posted by NebariNookiee
I could just see that one too -- "Oh! Jesus gives Gandhi a headbutt! You know that's gotta hurt with that crown of thorns!" :lol I'm having flashbacks of South Park. Where 97 lb. Jesus and 300 lb. muscle-bound Satan duked it out. Good stuff.

[Saajak]

Nazgul vs Dementor

Copernicus vs Stephen Hawking

[Judith]

Before they tallied up all the votes, I was kind of hoping that's how the 2000 election debacle would be handled.

Duel to the death.

[NYPinTA]

I think I would prefer seeing Jack the Ripper have to fight Lady Death Strike. That would have to be his worst nightmare. A woman with more blades then him. :D

Sheriden Vs. Lyta.... all I wanted throughout the entire 5th season was for her to kick his frelling ass from one end of that station to the other.


Can't really think of any real people I want to see fight each other...

[r0b]

hehe or aeryn vs good old jack pulse pistol trumps a knife any day :D

[samati75]

lol, Nostradmus vs. John Edward. (Im so lame!)

[Digger]

Ash vs Angel (or Spike)

And that reminds me. How in the world did Josh never get The Bruce as a guest star on Buffy or Angel. That would have been a natural. And hysterical.

Hmm, that's not a bad idea for a fan fic.

[NebariNookiee]

Jason VS Freddy VS Michael VS Pinhead VS Ash

Ash would wipe the floor with all of'em using nothing more than his chainsaw and boom stick!

[stellar]

Originally posted by NebariNookiee
Jason VS Freddy VS Michael VS Pinhead VS Ash

Or as Mean Gene Okerland would say: Pandemoneum!!!

[Digger]

C'mon. Who Wants Some!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/221026.jpg

[DRD2001]

Janet Jackson vs Michael Jackson
But they both HAVE TO KEEP THEIR CLOTHES ON!

[stellar]

Earth -vs- Wind -vs- Fire. Or Lionel Richie -vs- George Clinton.

[Antrobus]

Leona Helmsley vs. Martha Stewart

[Antrobus]

Aretha Franklin vs. Brittney Spears

[NYPinTA]

Samati75’s cat vs. that two-foot long shark. I’d lay money on the cat winning.

http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20961

http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20977

[stellar]

Edward James Olmos -vs- Manuel Noriega.

[NYPinTA]

I am going to spell her name wrong but: Emelda Marcos (the shoe lady) and Kathy Lee.

[stellar]

Kathy Lee Gifford -vs- Nardo from Taxi... oiled-up of course.

[trinamick]

Mother Teresa vs. Tammy Faye Baker

[Mrelia]

Originally posted by trinamick
Queen Elizabeth vs. Chyna
Is that Queen Elizabeth I or QE2?
'Cause Good Queen Bess was an avid hunter and could have probably kicked some major eema in her prime.



The Jesus vs Gandhi fight started like this...
JC: Want some bread & wine?
Gandhi: No. I promised my mom.
JC: Just a little? My own personal recipe...
Gandhi: Maybe some bread,. but no wine.
JC: You don't like my wine, do you?

[trinamick]

Well, I was thinking QE2, but whichever you prefer. Perhaps all three of them could rumble.

[stellar]

Camilla Parker Bowels (sp) and a Elenor Roosevelt... oiled up of course.

[VBKatLou]

Bill Maher vrs Sophocles

[NYPinTA]

stellar vs Lord Loser... oiled up of course.

[AgentSun]

steller: Earth -vs- Wind -vs- Fire.

hahahahahaha! in a similar vein, hootie vs. the blowfish

[trinamick]

KC vs. The Sunshine Band

[AgentSun]

the spice girls vs. hanson

i don't know, those boys can mmbop themselves into a frenzy.

[trinamick]

Michael Dukakis vs. Jon Lovitz