Classes for men

[kechara420]

CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER

Sign-up by May 25th

(Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.)


How To Fill The Ice Cube Tray
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation

Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round Table Discussion

Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor, Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor
Pictures And Explanatory Graphics

Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples On Video

Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Helpline And Support Groups

Learning How To Find Things
Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming

Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics And Audio Tape

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials
(may be cancelled due to unavailability of testimonials)

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulation

Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Class And Role Playing

How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion
Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques

How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies Offer

[DRD2001]

:lol :roflmao:
I thought you meant classes like classifications: SnakeInTheGrass, Loverboy, Mr. Sensitive, Mr. TooMuchCologne, Caveman and Mr. IKnowI'mAlwaysRight.

BTW, they forgot one. The how to use the dishwasher class. For some reason, men think that dried like a rock to your dishes spagetti sauce and such will come off of the dishes in the dishwasher without any prewashing or soaking.

[Judith]

Hmmm...I have all those problems but the pee one and the toilet paper one.

<looks down> Still a girl though.

[witchdoctor]

I think I have already mastered most of these courses, though maybe the finding things one would be helpful. It's funny though, I never had trouble finding things when I lived by myself. I either knew exactly where something was or where it would have been put and hence where to look. The problem I have found is that girlfriends and then my wife "organize" things. Fine for them, they know where to look, but it is never a system that makes sense (or is even explained) to me. I (and most other guys) then end up having to ask where things are. Rather than a class on "Learning How To Find Things" for just the guys, you need a coed round table discussion on the organization criteria, so that we guys can apply the system and find things ourselves.

BTW kechara420, it looks like you are a fan of Charles DeLint, from your location. He has long been one of my favorite fantasy authors, particularly for the way he interweaves fantasy & magic with everyday life.

[DentArthurDent]

ah, a school of women's studies. How drad would that be? I think that perhaps some pre-req's should be mentioned though...

Basic woman-speak.
an introductory course in why she always thinks you are wrong, even if you're right.

Basic Coping Strategies.
Learning to pick your battles carefully so that important ones are won, compromises are made when necessary, and so that battles that are truly important to her can be conceeded gracefully. A follow on course to Basic Woman-Speak.

Advanced Contradiction Acceptance.
A course in basic contradictions that women will live with, and ones they wont abide by. Includes some coping strategies for when nothing you can say will suffice. Also contains the popular "Responses to trick questions, like 'do these jeans make my a$$ look big?' and 'You're not going to wear THAT are you?'"

:D