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02-24-2004, 01:09 PM
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Timberlake "Inadvertently" Exposes Piggy's nipple at Awards Ceremony
1 hour, 8 minutes ago
By Kermit T. Frog
New York (Reuters) - Executives at MTV scrambled again today to make up more excuses for pop sensation Justin Timberlake's uncontrollable urges to expose the breasts of female co-performers. During Tuesday night's performance at this year's Hammy Awards ceremony at Radio City Music Hall, Justin was overheard whispering, "I love bacon," right before he clutched at the gown of co-performer Ms. Piggy, and yanked it down, revealing her breast and nipple, sans-jewelry.
Ms. Piggy looked shocked, but "not too shocked," according witnesses of the event. NBC quickly cut to commercial, before most of the 40 million television viewers were able get a glimpse of the lovely cloth nipple.
Spokespeople for Ms. Piggy declined comment. Mr. Timberlake held a press conference Wednesday morning where he said, "This is just another accident and equipment malfunction. I can't help it if breasts just want to be exposed when they are near me." Reporters were overheard snickering.
Some critics of nipples have theorized that the entire event was a planned publicity stunt to help promote Ms. Piggy's upcoming album, "Phat," and latest film project, "I am Ham," where she will plays a mentally retarded pig that works at a fast food restaurant. Piggy supporters have denounced that assessment as "bullshit" and "tabloidicism of the facts." Two old guys interviewed in the balcony had only this to say, "HoHoHoHaHaHa!"
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Timberlake "Inadvertently" Exposes Piggy's nipple at Awards Ceremony
1 hour, 8 minutes ago
By Kermit T. Frog
New York (Reuters) - Executives at MTV scrambled again today to make up more excuses for pop sensation Justin Timberlake's uncontrollable urges to expose the breasts of female co-performers. During Tuesday night's performance at this year's Hammy Awards ceremony at Radio City Music Hall, Justin was overheard whispering, "I love bacon," right before he clutched at the gown of co-performer Ms. Piggy, and yanked it down, revealing her breast and nipple, sans-jewelry.
Ms. Piggy looked shocked, but "not too shocked," according witnesses of the event. NBC quickly cut to commercial, before most of the 40 million television viewers were able get a glimpse of the lovely cloth nipple.
Spokespeople for Ms. Piggy declined comment. Mr. Timberlake held a press conference Wednesday morning where he said, "This is just another accident and equipment malfunction. I can't help it if breasts just want to be exposed when they are near me." Reporters were overheard snickering.
Some critics of nipples have theorized that the entire event was a planned publicity stunt to help promote Ms. Piggy's upcoming album, "Phat," and latest film project, "I am Ham," where she will plays a mentally retarded pig that works at a fast food restaurant. Piggy supporters have denounced that assessment as "bullshit" and "tabloidicism of the facts." Two old guys interviewed in the balcony had only this to say, "HoHoHoHaHaHa!"
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