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grinner
02-24-2004, 01:40 PM
This site is hilarious (http://www.ruminate.com/arcs/arcs_rums.htm) some samples...

As a vegetarian, I avoid eating
the flesh of any innocent animal.
Good thing I found this packet of steaks
made from convicted-trespasser cows!

(Pedro Pinheiro)

For six months I've been on this meat-based
Atkins diet, and although I'm losing weight,
it's beginning to get difficult to stick to
the diet. Before too long, I'll have to move
on to another town to find more Atkinses.

(Brad Simanek)

I missed getting the kids tickets to
Sesame Street Live! and Disney on Ice,
but I have a feeling all will be forgiven
when we go to see Chip 'n' Dale's Revue.

(David Anderson)


My grandson has learned how to hold and
carry the cat. He has also learned how
to flush the toilet. I can't help but
believe that in the not-too-distant future
there will be another lesson in store for him.

(Dave Henry)

there are many more on the site mentined above.

grinner
02-24-2004, 01:41 PM
more...

Drugs are not the answer. Unless the
question is "What's not the answer?"

(Adam Bernet)

Someone should put up a sign
next to a NASCAR track reading
"FREE BUDWEISER, NEXT RIGHT."

(Donald Junter)

samati75
02-24-2004, 02:51 PM
:rollin:

who45
02-24-2004, 03:01 PM
:rollin: :rollin:

trinamick
02-25-2004, 09:59 AM
:rollin:

Some see the glass as half empty, while others
see it as half full. I'd just like to know
who the hell drank half of my urine specimen.

(Brad Simanek)


My young grandson loves to bounce on the bed.
It must be hereditary, because I'm pretty
sure that's how his mother got pregnant.

(Dave Henry)

I'm definitely bookmarking this page!

NYPinTA
02-25-2004, 10:29 AM
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: