grinner
02-24-2004, 01:40 PM
This site is hilarious (http://www.ruminate.com/arcs/arcs_rums.htm) some samples...
As a vegetarian, I avoid eating
the flesh of any innocent animal.
Good thing I found this packet of steaks
made from convicted-trespasser cows!
(Pedro Pinheiro)
For six months I've been on this meat-based
Atkins diet, and although I'm losing weight,
it's beginning to get difficult to stick to
the diet. Before too long, I'll have to move
on to another town to find more Atkinses.
(Brad Simanek)
I missed getting the kids tickets to
Sesame Street Live! and Disney on Ice,
but I have a feeling all will be forgiven
when we go to see Chip 'n' Dale's Revue.
(David Anderson)
My grandson has learned how to hold and
carry the cat. He has also learned how
to flush the toilet. I can't help but
believe that in the not-too-distant future
there will be another lesson in store for him.
(Dave Henry)
there are many more on the site mentined above.
As a vegetarian, I avoid eating
the flesh of any innocent animal.
Good thing I found this packet of steaks
made from convicted-trespasser cows!
(Pedro Pinheiro)
For six months I've been on this meat-based
Atkins diet, and although I'm losing weight,
it's beginning to get difficult to stick to
the diet. Before too long, I'll have to move
on to another town to find more Atkinses.
(Brad Simanek)
I missed getting the kids tickets to
Sesame Street Live! and Disney on Ice,
but I have a feeling all will be forgiven
when we go to see Chip 'n' Dale's Revue.
(David Anderson)
My grandson has learned how to hold and
carry the cat. He has also learned how
to flush the toilet. I can't help but
believe that in the not-too-distant future
there will be another lesson in store for him.
(Dave Henry)
there are many more on the site mentined above.