Revenge is Shweet!

[Mrelia]

OK, since folks have been coming up with ideas for revenge for our dear friend Frellster (Jirl, that schmuck just isn't worth the slime under a public toilet seat.) I thought that it would be a good idea to follow the sensible advice to start a new revenge thread for all our ideas so we can concentrate on more positive emotional support on the other thread.

Personally, I like Grinner's award-winning thermite idea best!

In that same vein, I know of a chemistry teacher who used some contact explosives (I won't say what kind 'cause, um, nevermind) on things like erasers and shoe bottoms to scare the heck out of his favorite students. They'd try and erase something or take a step and POP! Underwear changing time!

I say squirt some solution into a keyhole (door or car not mailbox - that's a federal offense) & wait for them to try and unlock it.:ewink:

Rules/Disclaimers:
Keep it creative.
Don't suggest anything that would deliberately hurt anyone.
Don't really do this stuff! If you do, don't blame us when you get into trouble. We just have ideas, we won't make you do anything.
Revenge is always the most fun in the imagination. Plus, the person in question has no idea that you're picturing his underwear on fire while your talking to him.

Above all:
Living well really is the best revenge.

[grinner]

I know some really nasty ways to get revenge.

This is something we used to do to cops... because they kept confiscating our skateboards. We would take spent bullet cases... and pop the priming cap out. Then you take 4 of them and place them under the wheels of the car. When the car rolls back... the shell casing goes into the tire but doesn't pop. When the tire gets to the point that the cap opening is clear... the tires explode, shooting the casing out. So there is no evidence that the tires were popped with the bullet casing. But all 4 tires all destroyed.

Yeah, I know... that was wrong of me.

[DRD2001]

Originally posted by Mrelia
Rules/Disclaimers:
Keep it creative.
Don't suggest anything that would deliberately hurt anyone.
Living well really is the best revenge. So hitting someone upside the head with a baseball bat is out of the question.

How about planting poison ivy in their yard
Fish in the hubcaps
Limburger cheese on the engine block
Sulfuric acid causes plants to turn red and die, so it is really cool for writing mean messages on lawns.

[DentArthurDent]

heh, heh, frell I know too many ways of doing WAY TOO MUCH STUFF... one of the bst non-violent would be water balloons full of glass-etchant... hit their car with it and it will etch everything...

but I REALLY like a lot of the 'fishy' methods that have already been mentioned, they dont actually hurt anything, but are really nasty... :D you know, I'm sure that getting tunafish in the air intake grills for interior air would prolly smell pretty bad after a time, and the cats climbing all over the car would be a bit of a problem... :devil:

[trinamick]

Dirty diaper under a car seat

Setting a salt block in the middle of a vehicle and hitting it with a sledge hammer - it will shatter and stick to everything!

Vaseline on the windshield - nearly every idiot in the world will turn on their wipers, which makes it even worse! :elol:

Of course, a buddy of mine shrink-wrapped my entire car once - I'm sure it would work just as well on an enemy. (I filled the cab of his truck from floorboards to roof with shredded paper and packing peanuts.)

[Mrelia]

With friends like you...
:rollin: :D

Another good "fishy" place would be the muffler. It gets hot and humid in there!

Epoxy in the door locks!

[grinner]

Originally posted by Mrelia
With friends like you...
:rollin: :D

Another good "fishy" place would be the muffler. It gets hot and humid in there!

Epoxy in the door locks! nope... a muffler wouldn't be a good place... cause it would cook the fish entirely. Have you ever touched a muffler?


If you can get the hood open... taking out the sparkplug wires and placing non-conductive material and then supergluing them to the spark plug is a very funny thing.

[stellar]

Have you got access to liquid nitrogen and an empty 3-liter plastic bottle?

Speed is very important in this excersize.

[grinner]

Do you know anyone that chews tobacco?

If yes... take a 2 liter bottle and fill it half-way with the tobacco spit. Place some ball bearing in the bottle. Leave in an area where it will receive direct sunlight. In 3 hours... the bottle will explode sending the bearing out with window breaking force.

[Mrelia]

Originally posted by grinner
nope... a muffler wouldn't be a good place... cause it would cook the fish entirely. Have you ever touched a muffler?

My thinking was that the temperature of the muffler goes up and down. So you have a phantom smell that comes and goes according to the humidity and how long the car has been running. Even cooked fishie stinks when it sits in a humid place overnight.

A rotten egg balanced on the front doorknob.

Powdered sulpher under the ashes in the BBQ pit.

Pouring a borax solution over their wood pile on a damp day. Borax used to be used in fireproofing formulas. "Why won't my fire stay lit?" :evil:

[Mrelia]

Last time I had strep throat I had to strongly resist the urge to swab my throat leave a nice 'sample' on the underside of a particularly annoying person's driver's side doorhandle.

I was good though...

[stellar]

Do you have access to an Asp?

[grinner]

Originally posted by Mrelia
My thinking was that the temperature of the muffler goes up and down. So you have a phantom smell that comes and goes according to the humidity and how long the car has been running. Even cooked fishie stinks when it sits in a humid place overnight.
what I am saying is that there wouldn't be anything left inside the muffler to stink. Mufflers can get hot enough to start grass on fire... Catalytic Converters have started forest fires... The exhaust isn't the place to place a fish.

[mgraylorn]

How come no one has mentioned the oldie but goodie - flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch?

[trinamick]

Digging holes behind each tire the depth of each tire (this only works in gravel areas, obviously). Cover the hole with thin cardboard and pour gravel over top to hide the cardboard. When they back up, tires go in holes. Vehicle must be jacked up to haul it out! :elol:

[RobinC]

Good lord! Remind me never to piss any of you guys off, huh?
:D

Robin

[DentArthurDent]

Originally posted by mgraylorn
How come no one has mentioned the oldie but goodie - flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch?

eh, call me crazy, but doesn't that involve actually handling the dren? Course I don't have any animals anyway...

[recklesshumor]

Convince people to "pretend" to like him. Then have them confess they were only pretending.

Chemical messes can always be cleaned up. Stuff like that will leave a PERMANENT mark.

[AgentSun]

ohhhh this IS the thread for me...

i feel evil...evil...EVIIILLLL!!

ahem. ....

- place dead fish on their doorstep every day
- place dead fish in an envelope and place it in the mailbox on a warm summer day
- place caution tape all over the yard and all around the front of the house and put a chalk outline on the sidewalk (especially effective if you are in a suburban neighborhood with white picket fences and overactive but always obedient golden retrievers)
- place a bucket of meat outside their door and then while hiding in the bushes, blow into a dog whistle
- give his dog doggie exlax and unleash him into the house

[DRD2001]

You don't have to give the dog Exlax. Table scraps will do.

Put a personal ad in the paper with their phone #.

Glue everything to their desk at work.

TP - an oldie but goodie.

Toss underwear high up into their trees. Use dining condiments if you wish to stain them.

Call their house when you know they are watching their favorite sport events. If you get a machine, tell them it is an emergency.

Get them hooked on Farscape and then reveal that there are only 4 seasons.

[bouyantman]

Originally posted by DRD2001

Get them hooked on Farscape and then reveal that there are only 4 seasons.

oh man!.......that's really cruel :D

[DRD2001]

Force them to watch all the episodes of Mad Mad House. Or is that too hurtful?

[bouyantman]

how about tremors?....i think that would be worse! :grr:

[Mrelia]

Call the post office & have their mail stopped for a week while they're on "vacation". Or have it forwarded someplace strange...like to their ex!
Actually, don't call. Just mail in the appropriate forms!

[Mrelia]

Nair in the hair gel.

[AgentSun]

hahahahahaha nair in the hair gel!! oh man...

call the cops protesting that there is either a) a loud party b) a drug deal or c) a murder on the premises...and then sit back and watch the sirens wail...

[Ammit]

Let your cat's litter box build and build, and dump the stinky bits in their yard. Nothin' like ammonia in the morning!

[Artist850]

OMG!!! ROFLAMO!!!!! I wont even bother w/ suggestions... you've got plenty. That Mad Mad House and Tremors and 4 seasons thing IS pretty cruel, though.

Just make sure that if you DO choose to weild revenge- NO FINGERPRINTS, and DON'T let anybody see you. Any phone calls made from public phone not near your house, etc etc.

Revenge is a dish best served in the dark. Unless you just really don't care.


One thing about these suggestions, though.. where is she supposed to GET all this stuff??? I don't even know where I can pick up pH testing strips, and you guys are suggesting stuff from a chem lab? How would she get it?

~Artist850

[BlackThorn]

pH testing strips are often sold where you can find supplies for pools, spas, ponds, and fish tanks.

[Artist850]

Thanks :) I need to alkilinize someone. *evil grin*


Note to self: fix profile and tags when having NOT been awake for past 24 hours. :whip: :flee: must.. go.... sleeeeep :)

Laters all

~Artist :artist:

[grinner]

Any hardware/plant supply store sells the majority of the stuff required to make bombs and the like. It is only when you start buying large amounts that you get calls from the government.

[Mrelia]

Grinner, ever get your hands on "B" fireworks?
:devil:

[B Sharp]

1. Record a number of episodes of Scare Tactics, and burn a DVD; replace all Farscape DVDs in the house with them, or give as a parting gift.



2. Wait a really long time so that the ex is lulled into a sense of safety. Create a 'dummy' of yourself (complete with familiar clothes, etc.). Wait near house until ex leaves,and then throw 'yourself' into path of ex's car. Wait for reaction.

(OK, don't really do this. I did a looooong time ago, and the ex called the police and had me hauled off (after she had a complete nervous breakdown in the middle of the street in front of her house when she thought she'd run me over). I won't embarass myself by relating my lame story to the cops.

3. Start dating a close relative of the ex. You know, the one that they are already jealous of. Make sure you're spotted publicly, hang out in places you know your ex already frequents.

[Mrelia]

A follow-up to the Nair in the hair gel.

Rogain in the Cold Cream.

[DRD2001]

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