hope this guy doesnt write the tv listing for the mini

[abbadon]

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Unknown, Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-103.gif

[AgentSun]

well thats certainly different...i always knew that dorothy was trouble.

[NYPinTA]

:rollin: Well, nothing like truth in advertising....

[BlackThorn]

Yep, looks pretty accurate to me.

:roflmao:

[abbadon]

originally posted by AgentSun

well thats certainly different...i always knew that dorothy was trouble.




I think t'was the Evil Toto who led her astray....

[DorothyGail]

Hey, those guys needed killin'!

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!

:puppy:

[abbadon]

originally posted by DorothyGail

Hey, those guys needed killin'!

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!



Whatever you say maam..now just put down the scarecrow...back away..and we can talk:spin:

[generic_screenname]

That's the best synopsis ever!

[vikingscaper]

:roflmao:

[TheBladeRoden]

domestic violence no less (killing with houses)

[SweetpeaAeryn]

:lol

[DRD2001]

While speeding around and pushing the limits, a driver crashes into a young man who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now his brother seeks justice on this speed demon who has escapes the law with his convict friends.


:D

[Frell-n-Grok]

lol

[JadedLegend3]

Do you know what's really funny? I just saw a high school production of "The Wizard of Oz" last night! :)

That is an interesting synopsis, though...wonder what's the matter with that person....maybe he/she just had a bad day. :shrug:

[AgentSun]

willy wonka:

a mysterious man takes kids into his factory and each child disappears until one is left.

[Scarran Raptor]

young girl experiments with various substances such as altered food and mushrooms after following a mysterious lepus into a subterranean dwelling where she faces decapitation by the head of state (Alice in wonderland)

[DRD2001]

A young woman who lives with rats, uses witchcraft to ensnare the heart of a handsome man. But her plans fall apart at the witching hour, causing the man to develop a foot fetish.



Cinderella

[The Keeper]

lmao :rollin:

[KellEy.. "red"]

3 visually challenged rodents find themselves fighting for their lives and turning what's left of their tails after a stunning chase of the agriculturist's spouse. Contains graphic violence. May not be suitable for members of P.E.T.A. to view.


Three Blind Mice :D

[abbadon]

In a world of peace ,beauty and harmomy , comes the story of one womens campaign of unparalled violence , breaking every law of the land and every code of morality , one women utilizes the occult in her genocidal fanaticism to destroy a minority poulation seeking poportional representation in the governing system...........THIS SUMMER ...SEE........MULAN.........FROM DISNEY

[fermicat]

I found these gems at http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=4328588 on a thread called "summarize a novel in 25 words or less". These were the ones I thought were the funniest:


Watership Down by Richard Adams
Funny-named bunnies leave home based on psychic premonition, join cult, leave, find new home, notice no lady bunnies around, steal lady bunnies from farm.


Animal Farm
All revolutions devour their young, especially when they taste like chicken.


Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series
Stuff makes other stuff happen.


Asimov's I, Robot
Here's three rules. Here's why they suck.


The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy - by Douglas Adams
Vogon poetry is awful, perspective even worse. Earth is mostly harmless. Don't panic, but remember your towel. The answer to life, universe, and everything? 42.


Oedipus Rex
You had sex with your Mom.
No, I didn't. Oh, wait...yes I did. Crap.


Old Yeller
My dog got rabies. Bang.


The Iliad
Lots of guys fight for 10 years over a girl that isn't theirs. Arrogance is brought to heel.


The Odyssey

Guy takes 10 years to return from fight over girl before he comes home to his wife. She's unusually understanding.


The Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien
Little guys go to a lot of trouble to get rid of stolen jewelry.


Flowers for Algernon
I'm stupid, I'm smart, I'm wicked smart, I'm wicked wicked smart, I'm stupid again. And I have a mouse called Algernon.


Absalom, Absalom - William Faulkner
Incest destroys the South.


As I Lay Dying
By William Faulkner
If only they had a hearse.


Great Gatsby:
My next door neighbour has led a pretty strange life, but he lies half the time. Also, I am a bit strange.

[SweetpeaAeryn]

I really wish I'd have had that "As I Lay Dying" one this past week. I had to read it for lit.... I didn't like it.... and it was TOO LONG!

Oh well, that's what I get for being an English major, huh?

[abbadon]

originally posted by fermicat
Animal Farm
All revolutions devour their young, especially when they taste like chicken.


originally posted by fermicat Oedipus Rex
You had sex with your Mom.
No, I didn't. Oh, wait...yes I did. Crap.




originally posted by fermicat

Old Yeller
My dog got rabies. Bang.




http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/biglaugh2.gif Just what I need on a monday morning

[abbadon]

http://images.animfactory.com/animations/creatures/tinman/tinman_pounding_heart_md_blk.gif

yeah I needed a heart and I didnt care who's....whats it to ya?

[NYPinTA]

Originally posted by fermicat

Animal Farm
All revolutions devour their young, especially when they taste like chicken.
:lol

Originally posted by fermicat
Asimov's I, Robot
Here's three rules. Here's why they suck.
They should use that as the movie tagline! :rollin:

Originally posted by fermicat
Old Yeller
My dog got rabies. Bang.
:roflmao::cry2: :roflmao: