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Mrelia
03-17-2004, 08:12 PM
My husband is going to school for a 3D Simulation Programming degree. He had been in Aircraft Pilot training, but switched after the post-9/11 airline collapse. Even when he was in the aviation program, my husband was taking extra math classes because they were "fun". :grr: Now he's using all that math and physics in his programming.

Well, my hubby is very difficult to find birthday presents for, so I thought I'd get him a gag gift...an old slide rule. I got on eBay and found a "Log, Log, Duplex Decitrig" slide rule with manual for a reasonable price. I thought he'd get a laugh out of it and keep it as a "primitive computer" desktop thingy. Boy, was I wrong!

He was like a kid at Christmas with that thing. He promptly fetched his calculator and math books and sat down with the manual.

That's when I realized that:

1) I'm more totally clueless about math stuff than I thought.
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2) I'm officially married to a NERD!

I was able to overlook the banjo playing, the endless Civil War and WWII and even the math thing...until now.

I guess I just need to give up and buy him a pocket protector for Christmas.

trinamick
03-17-2004, 08:31 PM
:lol Now I know where to come for help in my college math courses!

BlackThorn
03-17-2004, 08:35 PM
Does he wear glasses? If so, don't forget to get him a good stock of scotch tape to tape them back together when he breaks them. It'll set off that pocket protector nicely. ;)

Grats on finding your guy a present he truly loved, by the way. It can be harder than most people think. And they say women are hard to shop for. :rolleyes:

debalee
03-17-2004, 09:22 PM
OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!!! And a Happy Birthday to your hubby too!!

So glad he liked his gift, really! I have had many times where my birthday gift to my husband has not worked out well. So very glad he loved what you gave him. And also------

Viva la Nerds!!!!!

Scarran Raptor
03-17-2004, 11:19 PM
so he's a nerd, make him a 'Scaper nerd and we'll talk, and if he is one, more's the better

DentArthurDent
03-18-2004, 10:36 AM
bringing us to 2 of my favorite movie lines...

you just got your a$$ess WWHHHHHIIPPPP'd by a buncha NERDS!!! NERDS!!!

Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.

:D

mgraylorn
03-18-2004, 10:41 AM
Sigh, I learned how to use a slide rule in high school. There were no calculators until I went to college, and then they were "4 bangers". Any other old farts out there want to intrepret "4 bangers" to the younger set?

stellar
03-18-2004, 11:48 AM
I'd kill for a Curta rotary calculator. They're a bit pricey though. You can get a pretty good deal on slide rules on ebay.

BlackThorn
03-18-2004, 12:25 PM
What ever happened to counting on your fingers? :dunno:

fermicat
03-18-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by BlackThorn
What ever happened to counting on your fingers? :dunno:
Can't do logarithms.... :(