VBKatLou
03-18-2004, 06:44 AM
Do not, I repeat, do not take this test unless you consider yourself a
professional. The test will require you to think to the nth. degree and I
do not wish for you to embarrass yourself. If you elect to take the test,
scroll down and see what the correct answer is. Continue to scroll downas
you move to the next question and answer. I wish you success as you
determine whether or not you are a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests our ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one .. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show our true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
professional. The test will require you to think to the nth. degree and I
do not wish for you to embarrass yourself. If you elect to take the test,
scroll down and see what the correct answer is. Continue to scroll downas
you move to the next question and answer. I wish you success as you
determine whether or not you are a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests our ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one .. Which animal does not attend?
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show our true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.