Otto the Mild
03-20-2004, 10:38 PM
President Braca's poll ratings continue to slide as criticism of his handling of Peacekeeper Affairs grows. A recent survey of the Sebacean race by Aurora Chair Polling, Inc., found that only 40% thought Braca was doing a good job. 50% said he was doing a poor job and 10% died.
Mounting losses from High Command's campaign against one individual have led many to call for a PK withdrawal from the Uncharted Territories. To date, PK forces have lost a Gammak Base, a Command Carrier, and several Marauders and Prowlers as a result of the efforts of a single terrorist, John Crichton.
At last report, Crichton was surrounded on a remote planet in Uncharted Space. Crichton had been in PK custody, but escaped for the tenth time by killing at least 20 guards with a spoon. His only apparent injury was a tear in the seat of his pants after he bent over too abruptly.
At a recent press conference, Braca promised that progress was being made and that Crichton would again be in custody soon. However, the press conference had to be cut short after Crichton attacked the facility at which the conference was being held. Using a small number of toothpicks, Crichton eliminated the facility's entire garrison, necessitating Braca's speedy exit.
In addition to the Crichton controversy, the scandal over Braca's relationship with ex-Commandante Grayza continues to raise questions about the President's judgement. In a recently published tell-all book, Grayza reveals many steamy details of an alleged affair she and Braca conducted during their service together. Grayza, who was relieved of command by Braca, claims that her firing was the result of gender discrimination. "Sure, PK High Command will let you fly a Prowler, turn in your lover for treason, and hunt down your own daughter," she writes, "but they will never tolerate a female Commandante."
When asked to comment on Grayza's allegations, Braca only said, "I did not...lick...perspiration...from that woman's chest!"
-From the Royal Hynerian Newsfeed
"Information is the key to supper."
Mounting losses from High Command's campaign against one individual have led many to call for a PK withdrawal from the Uncharted Territories. To date, PK forces have lost a Gammak Base, a Command Carrier, and several Marauders and Prowlers as a result of the efforts of a single terrorist, John Crichton.
At last report, Crichton was surrounded on a remote planet in Uncharted Space. Crichton had been in PK custody, but escaped for the tenth time by killing at least 20 guards with a spoon. His only apparent injury was a tear in the seat of his pants after he bent over too abruptly.
At a recent press conference, Braca promised that progress was being made and that Crichton would again be in custody soon. However, the press conference had to be cut short after Crichton attacked the facility at which the conference was being held. Using a small number of toothpicks, Crichton eliminated the facility's entire garrison, necessitating Braca's speedy exit.
In addition to the Crichton controversy, the scandal over Braca's relationship with ex-Commandante Grayza continues to raise questions about the President's judgement. In a recently published tell-all book, Grayza reveals many steamy details of an alleged affair she and Braca conducted during their service together. Grayza, who was relieved of command by Braca, claims that her firing was the result of gender discrimination. "Sure, PK High Command will let you fly a Prowler, turn in your lover for treason, and hunt down your own daughter," she writes, "but they will never tolerate a female Commandante."
When asked to comment on Grayza's allegations, Braca only said, "I did not...lick...perspiration...from that woman's chest!"
-From the Royal Hynerian Newsfeed
"Information is the key to supper."