Jeff O'Connor
03-24-2004, 08:53 PM
All right, I think I'm a bit off tonight, so it's time for some very interesting polls. Thanks to my friend Vega for collaboration with me in this most sincerely disturbing moment, congratulations, you're about to take a very "special" poll. C'mon, we know weird things will happen in Season Five if they come out with it, just like every season. So what do you predict, or rather, would like to see, of the following options, happen to everyone favourite astronaut, John Crichton? Okay, I admit none of these look promising. But hey, whatever, dren happens. I also whole-heartedly say, I wouldn't want any of these to happen, but at the same time... my friend does. So without further adieu... -burp-
I won't even bother with a real poll, just wanna see some reactions.
1.) Scorpius returns, and plagues John's mind with a second neural clone, called Bubbles. Bubbles is a small female rottweiler, and barks at Harvey. It's up to John to save Harvey from being bitten before Bubbles bites Harvey! Suggested Episode Name: Dog with Two Clones
2.) While on Nebari Prime, Crichton gets mentally cleansed, and finds that above all things in his new life, he enjoys drawing on himself, everywhere... it's up to Aeryn to snap him out before he draws on her! Suggested Episode Name: The Artist's Touch
3.) John finds out the Ancients are actually also a figment of his imagination, and he never was imbued with special skills, it was just his luck that got him through wormholes... he also finds out that he isn't even Human, that Earth was a dream, and he magically turns into a magical horse. Suggested Episode Name: The End of a Good Series
4.) John suddenly becomes fat from an alien drug and continues to consume Rygel, who ends up having to save the day from inside the man's stomach before Crichton eats the rest of the crew! Suggested Episode Name: Fat Crichton
5.) Scorpius goes to a certain planet, and discovers the secrets of the fusion dance. He attempts to fuse with John Crichton himself, and it's almost a success. They become one, except they have two heads! Which one is John, as they've both been infected with a terrible disease that makes their heads look like monkeys! It's up to the crew of Moya to team with Braca and the Command Cruiser and save the day! Suggested Episode Name: Two Heads are Better than None
I won't even bother with a real poll, just wanna see some reactions.
1.) Scorpius returns, and plagues John's mind with a second neural clone, called Bubbles. Bubbles is a small female rottweiler, and barks at Harvey. It's up to John to save Harvey from being bitten before Bubbles bites Harvey! Suggested Episode Name: Dog with Two Clones
2.) While on Nebari Prime, Crichton gets mentally cleansed, and finds that above all things in his new life, he enjoys drawing on himself, everywhere... it's up to Aeryn to snap him out before he draws on her! Suggested Episode Name: The Artist's Touch
3.) John finds out the Ancients are actually also a figment of his imagination, and he never was imbued with special skills, it was just his luck that got him through wormholes... he also finds out that he isn't even Human, that Earth was a dream, and he magically turns into a magical horse. Suggested Episode Name: The End of a Good Series
4.) John suddenly becomes fat from an alien drug and continues to consume Rygel, who ends up having to save the day from inside the man's stomach before Crichton eats the rest of the crew! Suggested Episode Name: Fat Crichton
5.) Scorpius goes to a certain planet, and discovers the secrets of the fusion dance. He attempts to fuse with John Crichton himself, and it's almost a success. They become one, except they have two heads! Which one is John, as they've both been infected with a terrible disease that makes their heads look like monkeys! It's up to the crew of Moya to team with Braca and the Command Cruiser and save the day! Suggested Episode Name: Two Heads are Better than None