where in the world in johnsgirl727?

[Mazinger]

A little game:

generic_screename and myself, have been trying to get johnsgirl to post again. Mostly, so none of you think g_s did anything to her. :D So take a guess! no prize or anything.

A) In G_s' basement
B) With Jimmy Hoffa
C) Playing bingo
D) At the movies
E) Lost around the Big dig

[fermicat]

She is in an "undisclosed location"?

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by fermicat
She is in an "undisclosed location"?

With the Vice President ;)

[fermicat]

They're both in g-s's basement, aren't they? :D

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by fermicat
They're both in g-s's basement, aren't they? :D

Yup, his "secret lab" as I call it

[grinner]

and here I was going to vote... shackled to John's be... er... uh... nope, not that... hmm... uh... she's like shy now??? or something?

[stellar]

Originally posted by grinner
shackled to John's be...

...wilderment?

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by grinner
and here I was going to vote... shackled to John's be... er...

Man I hope not. He'd loose the keys :)

[generic_screenname]

She's not in my basement. She's in some woman's basement. And there's a hobbit door.

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Mazinger


A) In G_s' basement
B) With Jimmy Hoffa
C) Playing bingo
D) At the movies
E) Lost around the Big dig



How bout playing bingo with Jimmy Hoffa in G_s's basement?

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
How bout playing bingo with Jimmy Hoffa in G_s's basement? :rollin: i can't stop laughing at this.

[grinner]

and here I though that Hoffa was buried under Giant's Stadium... even though MythBusters busted that myth.

[fermicat]

She could be in that little hut made of sticks in the woods....

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by fermicat
She could be in that little hut made of sticks in the woods....

Could be.... :innocent:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Tormented space? :scramble: :trans: :grabbounc :shrug:

[Selena]

Perhaps she's in Filene's Basement.

Either that or she's visiting Holly Davis in Lake Summit just outside of Climax Colorado.

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by Selena
Perhaps she's in Filene's Basement.

Either that or she's visiting Holly Davis in Lake Summit just outside of Climax Colorado.

:eek2:

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
How bout playing bingo with Jimmy Hoffa in G_s's basement?

Who would win? sorry, I just keep seeing this in my head :D

[fermicat]

:news: NEWS FLASH!!


Holy D'Artagnan, Batman! We have recently learned from an unnamed source that johnsgirl727 has been abducted by Joe.... arurrggrrururur! There is an unconfirmed rumor that she is being verbally tortured by repetition of inane phrases taken out of context. Lets try to get some confirmation by talking to those involved.

Joe says "I've got your girl right here, generic_screenname. You...are...our...last...hope. All we need now is the Jade Monkey!"

That's right. The reason she never posts here anymore is because Joe kidnapped her. She's really in HIS basement, waiting for g_s and Mazinger to rescue her. Maybe bust in and give Joe the Hassan Chop! Or two. Or three. Yes, three is the number, the number shall be three.

Joe: "That's what she said."

But is the rescue party up to the task? Lets check in and see.

Rescue Party: “What if I don't want to?”

Reporter #1 (in stock southern accent): "Y'all aint gonna come to yer girl's aid? Dayum. Whach'all need is a big ole dose a courage and a trusty shotgun. Mebbe some whiskey, too."

A Different Reporter (in stock British accent): "Bloody right."

Joe: "Excellent Smithers! I'm getting away with it."

Rescue Party: "Shut up! You're driving us frelling nuts already. Give us the girl back or we'll post everything you say to the coolest site on the internet, along with doctored up pictures of you to make you seem even more foolish, if that's possible. Thousands of hardworking decent people will be mocking you. You will be a laughingstock. What do you have to say about that?!?"

Joe: "You are all pooly poo lickers. Time to make the donuts. Arreviderce."

Oh my. The gaunlet has been thrown.

Reporter #1 (southern accent): "Are y'all fixin ta rescue her or whut?"

The Different Reporter (in British accent): "Wanker."

There you have it, folks. Exclusive coverage of the kidnapping of johnsgirl727. We can only hope that she'll make it out alive and sane. And remember, you heard it here first. Our motto is "All tabloid freaks... all the time."

[Selena]

:spew: :snicker: :roflmao: Oh that is just too much!

[generic_screenname]

:roflmao:
fermicat, that was so funny, I wet someone else's pants!!!

[fermicat]

Yowza!


and tell johnsgirl727 that we miss her.....

[trubador]

I vote: Eloped with Joe in Reno, NV.

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Mazinger
Who would win? sorry, I just keep seeing this in my head :D


Who would win...

Johnsgirl727 vs Jimmy Hoffa in an exciting game of Bingo in G_s's basement.

Hmmmmm...



I say we make hand puppets (a la Adult Swim) and have them fight it out and post still pics of the "match" here.


Okay, now I'm laughing! :rollin:

[NYPinTA]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
How bout playing bingo with Jimmy Hoffa in G_s's basement?

With Joe calling the numbers.

ugh.

That has got to be worse then death.

[talyn3]

Where could she be.....

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
:roflmao:
fermicat, that was so funny, I wet someone else's pants!!!

Joe's?

[trinamick]

:lol

She can't be with Jimmy Hoffa. He's buried on a ranch in the Sandhills. Now maybe it's a game of parcheesi in the study with Elvis, but Hoffa? Inconceivable!

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by fermicat
:news:
That's right. The reason she never posts here anymore is because Joe kidnapped her. She's really in HIS basement, waiting for g_s and Mazinger to rescue her.


hmmm.... I can see it now: I'm the leader, a James Bond type. :bond: g_s is my trusty sidekick (like Krypto The Superdog). We train days for the mission. We have the weapons and the plan to rescue the young lady, we even have those cool glasses from MI2. Unfortunately, we get lost on the way there. Joe and johnsgirl727 do end up married in vegas. :(

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by grinner
and here I though that Hoffa was buried under Giant's Stadium

Except when the Jets play ;)

[generic_screenname]

Sidekick?!

[grinner]

Originally posted by Mazinger
Except when the Jets play ;) :confused:

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
Sidekick?!

Mascot? ;)

[fermicat]

Boy Wonder!

[Johnsgirl727]

Ok, ok, ok, OK already!!!! :) I do believe I've been called out.....;) I guess I have to dispel the premature rumors of my demise.

I'm not dead, kidnapped, locked in a basement, or eloping with JOE! (horrors!) :fear::yuck:.................:rollin: (By the way fermicat, that post was absolutely hilarious!:D And talyn, thanks for the comic book cover!) I've missed everyone and missed posting, but I needed some time to adjust to my new home. Like most things in life, moving up here has been a mixed bag. There are some things I really like and some things I really don't. I PROMISE that thread (along with an explanation about my hobbit door!) will be forthcoming.....

[who45]

:hi: As you can see you've been missed. Good to see you again.

[Selena]

:woohoo: Johnsgirl727 is alive and well :hugz: we have missed you a great deal. Now stop lurking. I asked your Mom, and she said it was okay for you to come and play.:D

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Johnsgirl727
Ok, ok, ok, OK already!!!! :) I do believe I've been called out.....;) I guess I have to dispel the premature rumors of my demise.



So wait, does this mean there will be no hand puppet reenactment of the Bingo match between you and Jimmy Hoffa set in G_s's basement!?


DAMN! :D :rollin:

[trinamick]

Welcome back! Now that we know g_s is innocent of murder/kidnapping/hiding a famous person, and Joe is only guilty of being a complete moron, we can breathe a little easier. Whew! :D

[Mazinger]

How do we know that's really johnsgirl and not g_s pretenting to be her? ;)

[Selena]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
So wait, does this mean there will be no hand puppet reenactment of the Bingo match between you and Jimmy Hoffa set in G_s's basement!?

DAMN! :D :rollin:

Johnsgirl727 has been in secret negotiations. Here are the stars that are going to protray her in her recent adventures.

Julia Roberts as Johnsgirl727
Brad Pitt as Jimmy Hoffa
Hand puppet as herself

[talyn3]

:confused: :rollin:

[trubador]

:news:

"This just in..... there has been a correction in the report that Joe had kidnapped and eloped with JG727...... this is not the case..... in actual fact, Joe has kidnapped and eloped with himself..... details at 11."

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by fermicat
Boy Wonder!

Ummm no. He might want to wear the short pants like Robin used to. That would just be too weird:help:

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
So wait, does this mean there will be no hand puppet reenactment of the Bingo match between you and Jimmy Hoffa set in G_s's basement!?


DAMN! :D :rollin:


I still want to see this. g_s is pretty good at making puppets. He can begin production now, and have the premiere at the Boston Radisson in June.:pop:

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Mazinger
I still want to see this. g_s is pretty good at making puppets. He can begin production now, and have the premiere at the Boston Radisson in June.:pop:



Should I'll put it on the con's schedule of events? :rollin:

At the very least he should make the puppets and take pics of the "match" to post here.

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
Should I'll put it on the con's schedule of events? :rollin:

At the very least he should make the puppets and take pics of the "match" to post here.

Thats a good idea. I'm seeing him tonite, I'll see what he thinks.
If I don't post fo a while it's because johnsgirl sent me to the hospital for starting this thread :run:

[LiLOrion]

Then someone will have to start a "Where in the World is Mazinger" thread.

And G_s will have to make more puppets. :D

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
Then someone will have to start a "Where in the World is Mazinger" thread.

And G_s will have to make more puppets. :D

If something does happen to me, please make sure g_s and johnsgirl are questioned. :innocent: ;)

[generic_screenname]

Now I have to make puppets? I'd use the Regis Philbin one I made in college, but his eyes are all sunken in and melted.

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
Now I have to make puppets? I'd use the Regis Philbin one I made in college, but his eyes are all sunken in and melted.


Well you dont have to, but it would be hilarious I'm sure. :)

Did you go out on a sunny day and take a magnifying glass to Regis's eyes? And more importantly...why a puppet Regis? :D

[Selena]

Originally posted by Mazinger
I still want to see this. g_s is pretty good at making puppets. He can begin production now, and have the premiere at the Boston Radisson in June.:pop:
:g2f: no, no, no, you've got it all wrong Mazinger, g_s is nothing short of brilliant at making MupScape posters. That is quite different to making puppets. Of course I could be wrong about this, as the lad seems to have lots of hidden talents.

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by Selena
:g2f: no, no, no, you've got it all wrong Mazinger, g_s is nothing short of brilliant at making MupScape posters. That is quite different to making puppets. Of course I could be wrong about this, as the lad seems to have lots of hidden talents.

Oh no, the man knows puppets.

[generic_screenname]

Yeah I made one in college (Mazinger was there), then started another one, but only got as far as the head.

I also made an old man out of clay and did a stop-motion movie where he has a heart attack.

[Selena]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
Yeah I made one in college (Mazinger was there), then started another one, but only got as far as the head..........
Sometimes it's best to quit while you're ahead!

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Originally posted by Selena
Sometimes it's best to quit while you're ahead!
:spew: Do they sell shields for keyboards?

[trubador]

I'm curious as to whether JohnsGirl727 is JohnsGirl only on a Boeing 727, or is she JohnsGirl 7 days a week, 27 arns a day? (Trub wonders how JG727 happens to have 3 extra arns per day... hmmmmm...)

[NYPinTA]

Originally posted by trubador
(Trub wonders how JG727 happens to have 3 extra arns per day... hmmmmm...)

Maybe it just feels like the day is longer when she is with g_s? ;) :lol

[generic_screenname]

Originally posted by trubador
I'm curious as to whether JohnsGirl727 is JohnsGirl only on a Boeing 727, or is she JohnsGirl 7 days a week, 27 arns a day? (Trub wonders how JG727 happens to have 3 extra arns per day... hmmmmm...)

It's her birthday, July 27.
That's also her mother's birthday. Um, different years, of course.

[generic_screenname]

Originally posted by NYPinTA
Maybe it just feels like the day is longer when she is with g_s? ;) :lol

Hey! I'm fun. And dangerous.

[trubador]

That's what she said!

[NYPinTA]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
Hey! I'm fun. And dangerous.

From what I hear, only when you are parking. :) :lol

Originally posted by trubador
That's what she said!

:rollin:

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by NYPinTA
From what I hear, only when you are parking. :) :lol



:rollin:
Girl, you took the words right out of my mouth!!!!:D :aok:

[generic_screenname]

Originally posted by Johnsgirl727
Girl, you took the words right out of my mouth!!!!:D :aok:

You cut me deep.

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
You cut me deep.
Aw, baby you know I still love you....:smooch::D

[Selena]

And it wasn't you JG727 that made fun of his parking abilities in the first place - it was the lad himself.

[Mazinger]

Johnsgirl said she was gonna kill me for starting this thread. :flamethro

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
You cut me deep.

It'll only get worse :D

[NYPinTA]

^^Oh man......... if she was gonna kill you before, now she is going to do is s.l.o.w.l.y.... :lol

[Mazinger]

If she can find me..... :)

[trubador]

Come on, JG727... you can find him..... you... are... our... last... hope.

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by trubador
Come on, JG727... you can find him..... you... are... our... last... hope.

I hope she doesn't serve up some southern justice on me :flee:

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Mazinger
I hope she doesn't serve up some southern justice on me :flee:



G_s will just have to make more puppets to illustrate this to all us here. :D

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
G_s will just have to make more puppets to illustrate this to all us here. :D

Just picture an episode of the Dukes of Hazzard. ;) g_s and johnsgirl star as Daisy and Bo Duke. I guess that makes me Boss Hogg :(

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Mazinger
Just picture an episode of the Dukes of Hazzard. ;) g_s and johnsgirl star as Daisy and Bo Duke. I guess that makes me Boss Hogg :(


:rollin:

You sure you'd be Boss Hogg? What about his side kick deputy that had that freaky laugh thing he used to do? :rollin:

I still need to see puppets...I'd take finger puppets even....or Mazinger vs Johnsgirl - the thumb wars. :D

[trinamick]

"Tonight, on Celebrity Death Match: JG727 v. Mazinger. This is shaping up to be a tough match. Well, maybe not so tough. JG727 looks pretty determined. I'm not putting any money on Mazinger. And here's our referee, g_s. Take it away, g_s!"

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
:rollin:

You sure you'd be Boss Hogg? What about his side kick deputy that had that freaky laugh thing he used to do? :rollin:

I still need to see puppets...I'd take finger puppets even....or Mazinger vs Johnsgirl - the thumb wars. :D

You mean Rosco P. Coltrane? Yeah I could be him. I just realized something, if g_s and johnsgirl play the Dukes; then theyre cousins :rollin:

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Mazinger
You mean Rosco P. Coltrane? Yeah I could be him. I just realized something, if g_s and johnsgirl play the Dukes; then theyre cousins :rollin:

Yeah Rosco! Couldnt think of his name.

And being cousins is okay - if its a southern thang. :D

Just kidding! :flee:

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
And being cousins is okay - if its a southern thang. :D

Just kidding! :flee:

Sweet :aok: Now she won't be killing just me. :)

[LiLOrion]

Oh THANKS!

...and of course you quoted me so now I cant erase it and claim you were just "seeing things". :P

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by LiLOrion
Oh THANKS!

...and of course you quoted me so now I cant erase it and claim you were just "seeing things". :P :ewink:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Nice to see you posting again JG727! :hug2: Welcome back! :D

[fermicat]

Southern "justice"?

It starts with the line "You ain't from around here, are ya boy?" and gets worse from there.

[Mazinger]

I'm in soooo much trouble. :cry2:

[Johnsgirl727]

Originally posted by I-am-so-Johns-girl
Nice to see you posting again JG727! :hug2: Welcome back! :D
Thanks.:)

I go away just for a little while, and what happens?.........MADNESS AND MAYHEM!:shrug: :rollin:

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by Johnsgirl727
Thanks.:)

I go away just for a little while, and what happens?.........MADNESS AND MAYHEM!:shrug: :rollin:

Welcome to the North ;)

[LiLOrion]

Originally posted by Mazinger
You mean "us" no? ;) Visit the NEC in Brockton and Quincy, those ar the best.

No....I mean YOU. :)

I'm in Philly until Escapade...JG727 can get to you easier - lucky you. :D


(And I didnt want to take the Escapade update thread too OT, so I posted my reply here)

[Mazinger]

Maybe shes not as crazy as I think? :smash:

[Selena]

Originally posted by Mazinger
.....I just realized something, if g_s and johnsgirl play the Dukes; then theyre cousins :rollin:

That could lead to serious complications ... they could end up with a family tree that doesn't fork.

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by Selena
That could lead to serious complications ... they could end up with a family tree that doesn't fork.

:rollin:

[generic_screenname]

I don't know what the hell is going on, but apparently I have to make incestuous finger puppet versions of me, JG727, and Mazinger dressed as Dukes of Hazzard characters and take pictures of them in a no-holds-barred cage match of death. And Jimmy Hoffa will be there.

[fermicat]

Do take pictures please.

[Selena]

and post them here ... it's been ages since we've had a "virtual episode" ... in fact not since the action figure Con which was over a year ago when Barbie got run over on the red carpet :D

[Mazinger]

Originally posted by generic_screenname
I don't know what the hell is going on, but apparently I have to make incestuous finger puppet versions of me, JG727, and Mazinger dressed as Dukes of Hazzard characters and take pictures of them in a no-holds-barred cage match of death. And Jimmy Hoffa will be there.

Just the good old boys, never meanin' no harm...
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.
:D