Join me in 2004

[Mazinger]

*Just trying to lighten the mood on the election*

So I was thinking about the upcoming election this November, I thought about the choices and figured we needed one more. So here goes:

I'm nominating generic_screename for President!

I know he can run this country. He can pronounce "nuclear" and we'd never have sex scandals (johnsgirl727 would kill him ;) ) he can entertain heads of state with his homemade puppets. We can even nominate other FMD members to be his cabinet. He might even learn how to park! Its win win :D So who's with me?

[JrMissToughChick]

:rollin:

[trubador]

Can I be the Secretary of Secretaries in the Cabinet of Cabinets???

[Mazinger]

Can I be the Secretary of Secretaries in the Cabinet of Cabinets???

Sure, you can keep him in check. You have to make sure he doesn't push any buttons. :D

[La Bomba]

I second the nomination! Any chance we can get Joe on the ticket as VP to make it really interesting?!:D

[NYPinTA]

Joe should be his press secretary.

[La Bomba]

Even better!

[NYPinTA]

Joe says: Arurrrurururruurr. :lol

[Mazinger]

I second the nomination! Any chance we can get Joe on the ticket as VP to make it really interesting?!:D

hmmm... Can't you see the debates? "Who the hell am I? where the hell am I? I am Joe!" :eek:

[La Bomba]

Mis-appropriated funds? I got your funds right here!

[Mazinger]

g_s can bring Farscape back!

[La Bomba]

Three words: The Farscape Channel *The crowd roars*

[Mazinger]

Vote generic_screename. It's your ONLY chance. :yes:

If electd, g_s promises never to throw up on the laps of foreign leaders.

[La Bomba]

And if you don't, he will add your name to the list of people he throws rocks at.

[Mazinger]

And if you don't, he will add your name to the list of people he throws rocks at.

yes. He knows people

[Mazinger]

This just in:

Joe has declines to be Vice President. However, he offered his services to g_s. If at anytime he can't get someone to agree with him, Joe will pay them a visit and annoy them 'till they do agree. :D

[La Bomba]

:eek4: That is the most powerful political weapon any candidate has ever used. I predict a landslide.

[Mazinger]

That is the most powerful political weapon any candidate has ever used. I predict a landslide.


Vote generic_screename: He knows Joe! :D

[NYPinTA]

And he's not afraid to use him!

Uh.. that didn't come out right. ;) :lol

[Mazinger]

And he's not afraid to use him!

Uh.. that didn't come out right. ;) :lol

:lol

[trubador]

And he's not afraid to use him!

Uh.. that didn't come out right. ;) :lol
That's what she said!

[Mazinger]

That's what she said!

Bingo. ;)

[generic_screenname]

This Novemeber, only one man has what it takes to lead a nation into clarity...

[generic_screenname]

...and that man...is generic_screenname.

[Mazinger]

This Novemeber, only one man has what it takes to lead a nation into clarity...


Ladies and gentlemen... The next President of the United States! :)

[generic_screenname]

vote for me, then we'll heckle bears and have pizza and margarita shooters!

[Martincore]

That sounds good!
Do you have any plans of becoming president of Europe as well?

[Mazinger]

ok, that was creepy :eek:

[Selena]

Don't beat me master :whip: I'll go vote right now! It's not too early is it???

[generic_screenname]

Is it sad that I made a custom action figure of my avatar for the sake of a post?




Or is that the kind of dedication you, the voters, need.


And despite what has been said before, I am running on the Joe-free platform.

[Mazinger]

Its never too early to cast your vote for g_s. Before anyone asks, the candidate DOES NOT have a drinking problem :sweaty:

[trubador]

I can see it now.... the slogan for the g_s campaign....

"IT ALL DEPENDS!"

[Mazinger]

We are now taking applications for running mates :cool:

[La Bomba]

We are now taking applications for running mates :cool:


Wow, so many good candidates to choose from! You've got the many loyal posters at the Haiku and/or office ranting threads, such as Selena, Trinamick, NYPinTA, stellar, samanti75, kechara420, fermicat and KellEy.."red", to name a few. Of course, there's you Mazinger, a seemingly perfect fit. But if you really want the world behind us in the coming weeks and years, I think there's only one choice:

[La Bomba]

The Germans will go bananas.

[NYPinTA]

I just knew someone would nominate Hasselhoff. (sp- not that I really care.)

[La Bomba]

:D

[trinamick]

Just a word to the wise: When answering any questions related to any scandal, it would be best if g_s does not respond with, "That's what she said!" or "The number shall be three"

[La Bomba]

See, that's why you'd be a good running mate, trin! Keep our boy in line!

[generic_screenname]

I would appoint David Hasselhoff as our ambassador to Germany. He would live there and sporadically report back via homing pigeon. Similairly, I would appoint Joe as our ambassador to the Sun.

[La Bomba]

Or Uranus.

[Johnsgirl727]

Or Uranus.
:roflmao:

[generic_screenname]

the best part about being president is that someone else drives you around so it doesn't matter how terrible a driver you are.


Hmm...maybe Billy Joel should be president...:eh:

[La Bomba]

:sing:
Sing us a song, you're the President!
Sing us a song tonight
Well, I ride in the back of a limo now
So you other drivers should be all right

[trinamick]

Maybe you & Billy can get together, make some plans. He can't drive & you can't park, so all you need now is Ted Kennedy as a chauffeur and you'll be all set for success.

[generic_screenname]

I can't drive either, but my parking is even worse :D

[La Bomba]

Maybe you & Billy can get together, make some plans. He can't drive & you can't park, so all you need now is Ted Kennedy as a chauffeur and you'll be all set for success.
:wingnut:

[trinamick]

I can't drive either, but my parking is even worse :D

Poor JG727! :ewink:

[generic_screenname]

Maybe you & Billy can get together, make some plans. He can't drive & you can't park, so all you need now is Ted Kennedy as a chauffeur and you'll be all set for success.

Either him or Stevie Wonder. He drove a little golf cart at a Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago. I think it was the one were they had James Brown up on a cherry picker in a silly orange suit that made him look like Dr. Zaius.

[La Bomba]

If you go with Ted, make sure to avoid bridges! (Or Stevie, come to think of it)

[NYPinTA]

So... increasing public transportation would be a priority right? :eh:

Edit: Are all of your speeches going to be in Haiku? That would be very cool.

[La Bomba]

Edit: Are all of your speeches going to be in Haiku? That would be very cool.

Campaign Slogan:

"Fellow Citizens,
Vote G_S for President,
I'll Haiku for you!"

[generic_screenname]

Gary Coleman said:
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
it takes diff'rent strokes.

Alex P. Keaton
liked Ronald Reagan, unlike
his hippie parents

Alf came from Melmak
a puppet from outer space
sometimes a midget

[La Bomba]

*Congress and the press stand and applaud*

[abbadon]

I just knew someone would nominate Hasselhoff. (sp- not that I really care.)


Well Davids agreed to step up and tow the party line......and they do make a fetching duo...... :D

[generic_screenname]

My fellow Americans, what this country needs is more haikus about 80's television shows.

Last week on Night Court:
Dan held Mel Torme captive
Harry's dad is nuts

[La Bomba]

:roflmao: <---- Originally for abbadon, now expanded to cover g_s as well!

[trinamick]

Well, this would be the first time I might actually sit through a State of the Union address!

[abbadon]

Well, this would be the first time I might actually sit through a State of the Union address!

Ask not what your country can do for you....
Ask what you can do TO your joe....

[trinamick]

This is completely OT, but I saw an awesome band, Groove Puppet, this weekend in Kearney, NE. The lead singer's hometown is Weymouth, Mass! Rich Caruso has been in several other bands: The Dog Pipes, 9 Live Cats, Trash Can Alley, Equinox, Freedom, etc.... I'm just wondering if you were familiar with any of the other bands. Or maybe he's g_s's long lost brother... :D

Groove Puppet (http://www.groovepuppet.com)

ETA: Love the pic, abb! :lol

[generic_screenname]

This is completely OT, but I saw an awesome band, Groove Puppet, this weekend in Kearney, NE. The lead singer's hometown is Weymouth, Mass! Rich Caruso has been in several other bands: The Dog Pipes, 9 Live Cats, Trash Can Alley, Equinox, Freedom, etc.... I'm just wondering if you were familiar with any of the other bands. Or maybe he's g_s's long lost brother... :D

Groove Puppet (http://www.groovepuppet.com)

ETA: Love the pic, abb! :lol

That's cool! I don't recognize the name, but one of the guys I work with grew up in Weymouth too and he said he sounded familiar. The guy I work with has been in a few bands.

I guess I can add him to the list of people from Weymouth who did stuff:
• Abigail Adams, wife of John Adams and mother of John Quincy Adams
• Hal Holbrook, actor (born in Cleveland, but raised in South Weymouth)
• Marcy Carsey, television producer, The Cosby Show
• George Jung, cocaine guy played by Johnny Depp in Blow

[Mazinger]

Either him or Stevie Wonder. He drove a little golf cart at a Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago. I think it was the one were they had James Brown up on a cherry picker in a silly orange suit that made him look like Dr. Zaius.

Tow different Super Bowls. We still need a candidate for Vice PResident, I can't do it cause I wasnt born here. We can't have johnsgirl727 cause shes still mad the south lost th war ;) I could do something in foreign affairs though...

[La Bomba]

I could do something in foreign affairs though...

You mean like...european actresses? ;)

As long as you leave domestic affairs to g_s, like Al Gore did for Bill Clinton. :D

[generic_screenname]

domestic affairs...tee hee!

No seriously, JG727 would have me castrated.

[La Bomba]

Whoops! Sorry, JG727! Only joking! Keep those swords in their sheaths!:scare:

[LiLOrion]

We still need a candidate for Vice PResident, I can't do it cause I wasnt born here.


I'll be Vice-President!
Then I'd make it my duty to get G_S to choke on a pretezel and then I'd rule the country! :woohoo: :us:


Free Farscape for all!
What a way to spend a night
watching DVDs

(Wow, okay my haiku-ness sucks mightily! :) )

[Selena]

Will there be a rally? I love rally's ... http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s23/smilies-43343.png

Does he have campaign buttons? :D


*Just trying to lighten the mood on the election*

So I was thinking about the upcoming election this November, I thought about the choices and figured we needed one more. So here goes:

I'm nominating generic_screename for President!

I know he can run this country. He can pronounce "nuclear" and we'd never have sex scandals (johnsgirl727 would kill him ;) ) he can entertain heads of state with his homemade puppets. We can even nominate other FMD members to be his cabinet. He might even learn how to park! Its win win :D So who's with me?

[La Bomba]

Does he have campaign buttons? :D

There is only one button g_s is interested in. A special red button, that he presses when we reach 'DefCon Joe'.
*image snurched from abbadon. Thanks, abb!*

[generic_screenname]

I'll be Vice-President!
Then I'd make it my duty to get G_S to choke on a pretezel and then I'd rule the country! :woohoo: :us:

Treason! Is that treason? Well, it's some kind of bad thing, trying to get me to choke on a pretzel while watching an outdoor theater company perform "Our American Cousin" on a grassy knoll.

[abbadon]

There is only one button g_s is interested in. A special red button, that he presses when we reach 'DefCon Joe'.
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*Taken from the g_s family scrap book....

[generic_screenname]

hey that's a classified document!

[La Bomba]

Hey, is that g_s_s? Grandpa Slim Screenname?:D

[abbadon]

Hey, is that g_s_s? Grandpa Slim Screenname?:D


Dr StrangeGlovePuppet ( or how learned to stop worrying and Love the Joe) ;)

[La Bomba]

:applaud:

[Selena]

:spew: so much for my coffee break :snicker:

[Mazinger]

I guess I can add him to the list of people from Weymouth who did stuff:
• Abigail Adams, wife of John Adams and mother of John Quincy Adams
• Hal Holbrook, actor (born in Cleveland, but raised in South Weymouth)
• Marcy Carsey, television producer, The Cosby Show
• George Jung, cocaine guy played by Johnny Depp in Blow

*generic_screename 44th (?) President of the United States of America :D

[Mazinger]

I'll be Vice-President!


Sounds good, we need someone sane in charge when g_s screams like a little girl over something. :eek:

[Selena]

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s23/smilies-43343.png

If we're in his 'cabinet' are we allowed to 'slap' him http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/slap.thumb.gif if he "screams like a girl"

[Mazinger]

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s23/smilies-43343.png

If we're in his 'cabinet' are we allowed to 'slap' him http://www.gallery.fatdogexchange.com/albums/albuo48/slap.thumb.gif if he "screams like a girl"

I think we found our Chief of Staff :signbravo

[generic_screenname]

No. I'm too young to be president anyway, even if I wanted to be. But if me and Stellar ever end up living on the moon, y'all can come up and live on my lunar utopia.

[Mazinger]

:( but the country needs you g_s!

[Selena]

Did you say 'on' or 'in' your lunar utopia? I hear there's a company in New Zealand that's selling 5 acre plots on the lunar surface. Did you get in on the ground floor on some prime ocean front lunar real estate, g_s?

[LiLOrion]

Sounds good, we need someone sane in charge when g_s screams like a little girl over something. :eek:


:roflmao: I'm imagining him giving a speech when all of a sudden he starts screaming uncontrollably.

[Mazinger]

:roflmao: I'm imagining him giving a speech when all of a sudden he starts screaming uncontrollably.


:rollin: this from the potential Vice President :rollin:

[La Bomba]

I see him spotting joe in the crowd, and doing that disturbing scream and finger point that Donald Sutherland does at the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"

[La Bomba]

Like this:

[Mazinger]

"its Joe! secutirty help! argggh" :shocked:

[trinamick]

:spew: Either that, or he saw Janet Reno naked!

[La Bomba]

:hork:

[Mazinger]

:spew: Either that, or he saw Janet Reno naked!

Somehow, I hink hed scream more at the sight of Joe ;)

Wonder what a debate between g_s,_kerry, and Bush would be like...

:crazydanc :yes: :no:
g_s Bushy Kerry

[generic_screenname]

Donald Sutherland sez:

I want YOU to vote g_s

[Mazinger]

That reminds me of the Unlce Sam horror movie from a few years ago.

[generic_screenname]

there was an uncle sam horror movie?

[Mazinger]

there was an uncle sam horror movie?

Sadly, yes. :eek:

[generic_screenname]

I'll be damned, here it is...
Uncle Sam 1997 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118025/)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/37/93/01m.jpg

[Mazinger]

Only scene I sort of remember: he's on stilts looking thru a window at a girl taking a shower.

[trinamick]

Wow. That Uncle Sam's quite the dirty old man. You're not gonna be like that, are ya, g_s?

[generic_screenname]

um...

[generic_screenname]

...no that would probably be detrimental to my health.

[La Bomba]

...and your campaign...

[trinamick]

Well, you've got the first answer correct. Now you just have to get through the "didn't inhale" part, and you'll be fine!

[generic_screenname]

That's easy. I've never done any drugs. It just seems like I do, cause I"m a little insane.

[trinamick]

Just high on life, eh?

[generic_screenname]

apparently.

[NYPinTA]

So. Who are you running against in this virtual campaign?
Just wonderin' :)

[generic_screenname]

I don't know, but whoever he is, he eats babies and is not good for America.

[Mazinger]

I don't know, but whoever he is, he eats babies and is not good for America.

Dom DeLuise ?

[La Bomba]

:spew:
Just not right!

[Mazinger]

Wow. That Uncle Sam's quite the dirty old man. You're not gonna be like that, are ya, g_s?

Too late ;)

[generic_screenname]

what the hell's that supposed to mean?

[Mazinger]

it means you and a girl in school, and it was hot in the room. Remember? ;)

then again, cant blame you :)

[La Bomba]

:news: Hmmm... the press begins to uncover the skeletons in g_s's closet.

[generic_screenname]

ok...she was trying to keep cool by pulling on her t-shirt collar, but not the way most people do it...she was pulling it really far out and I was standing over her helping her with something and I could see...things. She was doing it on purpose! Noone pulls there shirt out that far!

[La Bomba]

Are you saying "She was askin' for it"? Tsk, tsk:no:

[generic_screenname]

She was pulling it cartoonishly away from her body. Looking back, I think maybe it was intentional. We kind of had a quasi-thing going, but I never knew for sure how she felt about me and we were both too shy to ever bring it up. Oh well.

[trubador]

Just high on life, eh?
So his loyal subjects tell him. :rolleyes:

[La Bomba]

Do you have her number?:lech:

[trinamick]

No means no, g_s!

[Mazinger]

Do you have her number?:lech:

Oddly enough I think I do. We did a project together, and we had to exchange numbers. Don't know if g_s has it.

[trubador]

867-5309

[Mazinger]

g_s told me she got arrested a couple of years ago.

[generic_screenname]

I did have it. But that was a different, consistantly depressing time in my life. I'm happy now. And as much as I did like her (and I really did), she was just to shy for us to ever be able to work. Meting JG727 really is the best thing that ever happened to me. I smile so much now I make myself sick!

[generic_screenname]

g_s told me she got arrested a couple of years ago.
It was totally out of character, but I know why it happened.

I guess I'll have post about my miserable failures at love at some point...

[Mazinger]

You know why it happened?

[generic_screenname]

pretty much, yeah.

[Selena]

If she was too shy to go out with you, then how was it, that she wasn't too shy to be flashing her loomas at you? :lech:

[Mazinger]

Aunt Rachel showed her true colors? ;)
Well, she did say once you reminded her of her brother. So maybe it was for the best noghting happened :D

[Mazinger]

If she was too shy to go out with you, then how was it, that she wasn't too shy to be flashing her loomas at you? :lech:

good question Selena :yes:

[generic_screenname]

If she was too shy to go out with you, then how was it, that she wasn't too shy to be flashing her loomas at you? :lech:
Yes. No. I don't know. Women are confusing.

[generic_screenname]

I was eating lunch with Maz and a hairdresser/biker chick one day when she came in and sat down with us, across from me. The biker chick and Maz got it in their heads to leave us alone, so they got up and left. So I got up and left with them, leaving her behind. I didn't know why the left! I thought we were done eating. They shouldn't have left, they were like my training wheels!

[Mazinger]

Yes. No. I don't know. Women are confusing.

We have a new campaign slogan ;)

[Mazinger]

I was eating lunch with Maz and a hairdresser/biker chick one day when she came in and sat down with us, across from me. The biker chick and Maz got it in their heads to leave us alone, so they got up and left. So I got up and left with them, leaving her behind. I didn't know why the left! I thought we were done eating. They shouldn't have left, they were like my training wheels!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY AND TALK! :D

[Selena]

Well this is just a female's point of view ... shy girls do not flash their loomas at guys unless they are REALLY :lech: interested in them and they're not really shy!

[generic_screenname]

I know that now, but once I left I couldn't go back in. I couldn't say "I'm sorry, I was supposed to stay. Apparently my friends left so that we could be alone."

[Selena]

I was eating lunch with Maz and a hairdresser/biker chick one day when she came in and sat down with us, across from me. The biker chick and Maz got it in their heads to leave us alone, so they got up and left. So I got up and left with them, leaving her behind. I didn't know why the left! I thought we were done eating. They shouldn't have left, they were like my training wheels!

:g2f: :shrug: :rolleyes: Clueless!

[Mazinger]

Well this is just a female's point of view ... shy girls do not flash their loomas at guys unless they are REALLY :lech: interested in them and they're not really shy!

but then why wouldnt she say something?

[generic_screenname]

Yeah, why wouldn't she? Women are all empowered and stuff now. They don't have to wait for the guy to say something.

[Selena]

Some messages are verbal, some are visual and some are subliminal. Guys generally are visual beings so I guess she was appealing to that part of his psyche. Only g_s missed the clue.

[Mazinger]

Only g_s missed the clue.

Amen. ;)

[generic_screenname]

there were allegedly a whole bunch more clues over the course of 18 months, but I didn't see anything that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt.

This is all ancient history now anyway. Why are we talking about this?

[Selena]

It pads your post count :lol

[generic_screenname]

but brings up bad memories. :pace:

[La Bomba]

We need to know. When Bush and Kerry's people start hammering your character, we need answers ready. I think "Yes. No. Women are confusing." will cover most of it!

[NYPinTA]

This is all ancient history now anyway. Why are we talking about this?
Because like all of those who choose public service, your entire history is now open for discussion.

BTW: Glad your happy now though! :aok:

Edit: sorry it brings up bad memories... but see my above statement. (The 'your happy now' not the 'its interesting' one. )

[Mazinger]

We need to know. When Bush and Kerry's people start hammering your character, we need answers ready. I think "Yes. No. Women are confusing." will cover most of it!

Bush will be going "Uh, um, I wish youd told me you were gonna ask that,uh "
Id be more worried about Kerry. ;)

[La Bomba]

They are no match for g_s!

[Mazinger]

They are no match for g_s!

:beer:

[Selena]

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s23/smilies-43343.png
g_s, g_s he's our man!
No one inspires like g_s can!

[generic_screenname]

Id be more worried about Kerry No problem. I'll just cough "Botox" into my hand. :D

[La Bomba]

No problem. I'll just cough "Botox" into my hand. :D

BWAH!!:snicker:

[Mazinger]

We need to start working on endorsements.

[La Bomba]

Well, we already have Donald Sutherland in our corner, who else do you think we can get?

[generic_screenname]

Well, we already have Donald Sutherland in our corner, who else do you think we can get?
Well, his son can come in handy; protecting me from terrorists, nuclear weapons, biochemical attacks...

[Selena]

What about The Rock? No one would mess with him and he's a big name right now!

[La Bomba]

Well, his son can come in handy; protecting me from terrorists, nuclear weapons, biochemical attacks...

Plus his amazing ability to only speak at two volumes: the barely audible mumble and the panicked top-of-the-lungs yell.

[generic_screenname]

Plus his amazing ability to only speak at two volumes: the barely audible mumble and the panicked top-of-the-lungs yell.
Those are my two volume settings too!

I hope the Rock can get along with Mazinger. He once called Maz a Jabroni and pushed him out of the way...

[Mazinger]

I hope the Rock can get along with Mazinger. He once called Maz a Jabroni and pushed him out of the way...


We might have some words at first, but I'm sure we could work together. ;)
Maybe we can get Howard Dean to endorse you, just so he could do that scream again. :D

[trubador]

YYYYAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

OMG... he sounds just like Joe! :eek3:

[Johnsgirl727]

Yeah, why wouldn't she? Women are all empowered and stuff now. They don't have to wait for the guy to say something.
True. And aren't you glad?.........;)

[generic_screenname]

True. And aren't you glad?.........;)
Yes. Thank God for pushy women!

[Johnsgirl727]

Yes. Thank God for pushy women!
Not pushy.....decisive.:D

[abbadon]

decisively pushy perhaps?.....Luckily for g_s .. :rolleyes:

[Lord Loser]

Not pushy.....decisive.:D:rolleyes:

[La Bomba]

Not pushy.....decisive.:D

While not being at all intimidating. :D

[Mazinger]

Not pushy.....decisive.:D

I think "pushy" fits better ;)

Back to endorsements: I think we got Joe. The Sutherlands, Rocks, Kermit The Frog, and Ryan seacrest. But johnsgirl727 didnt say if she was gonna bote for g_s or not :(

[La Bomba]

Back to endorsements: I think we got Joe. The Sutherlands, Rocks, Kermit The Frog, and Ryan seacrest. But johnsgirl727 didnt say if she was gonna bote for g_s or not :(

Or 'vote' for g_s, either. ;)

[abbadon]

But johnsgirl727 didnt say if she was gonna bote for g_s or not :(

Or 'vote' for g_s, either. ;)


Wether she votes for him or not.....Enquiring minds want to know...

*Does she bote for him?
*Does he like being boted?
*What does one wear whilst boting?
*What is it...?
*Where can you get some..? :drool:

[La Bomba]

Wether she votes for him or not.....Enquiring minds want to know...

*Does she bote for him?
*Does he like being boted?
*What does one wear whilst boting?
*What is it...?
*Where can you get some..? :drool:

:spew:

Also:
*Can you bote in public?
*Would your mother approve?
*Has anyone ever been arrested for boting?
*Are there any self-help books to make you a better boter?
*If so, are there detailed boting illustrations?

Sorry, Manzinger! Sometimes I just can't resist piling on!

[trinamick]

Not only that, but can one admit to being a master boter? :P

[Mazinger]

:spew:

Also:
*Can you bote in public?
*Would your mother approve?
*Has anyone ever been arrested for boting?
*Are there any self-help books to make you a better boter?
*If so, are there detailed boting illustrations?

Sorry, Manzinger! Sometimes I just can't resist piling on!

Do we really wanna know what bote is? Knowing g_s he'll come up with something. ;)

[La Bomba]

Not only that, but can one admit to being a master boter? :P
:rollin:

[Mazinger]

He's gonna kill me for telling this, but what the hell. ;)
Several years ago, I picked up g_s to go a concert or something, since I hadn't seen him in a while I asked him how his love life was. He replies (jokingly) "Me and my hand are just fine" :eek:

[La Bomba]

Overheard at a party several years ago: "Hi, I'm g_s and this is my girlfriend, Rosie. Rosie Palm."

[abbadon]

Overheard at a party several years ago: "Hi, I'm g_s and this is my girlfriend, Rosie. Rosie Palm."

Typical politician....Always looking for a hand-out....

[Mazinger]

Overheard at a party several years ago: "Hi, I'm g_s and this is my girlfriend, Rosie. Rosie Palm."

I can so see that :lol :lol

[generic_screenname]

what the hell is going on here?

[La Bomba]

what the hell is going on here?

What? Oh, hi g_s. Uhh... nothing. Nothing happening here... *looks at feet and kicks at dust on the floor*:innocent:

[abbadon]

what the hell is going on here?

Nothing Mr President...no really

..just running figures
....crunching numbers..
...debating positions......Heck a Math debate if you will... ;)

[Mazinger]

what the hell is going on here?

:innocent:

[La Bomba]

Nothing Mr President...no really

..just running figures
....crunching numbers..
...debating positions......Heck a Math debate if you will... ;)

Yeah, that's it! Hey, we gotta get all this all laid out if you're going to become the master debator we all know you can be. *elbows abbadon*

[Selena]

:spew: Wait till this makes it to Leno and Letterman :rolleyes:

[abbadon]

Yeah, that's it! Hey, we gotta get all this all laid out if you're going to become the master debator we all know you can be. *elbows abbadon*




:roll:

[generic_screenname]

I'll just beat them to it (tee hee...beat): The number one rule of Master Boters is "Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing."

[Mazinger]

I'll just beat them to it (tee hee...beat): The number one rule of Master Boters is "Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing."

or johnsgirl727 either :whoops:

[La Bomba]

Abbadon, I don't think we need a campaign poster for this one.

[Mazinger]

Abbadon, I don't think we need a campaign poster for this one.

Yes! I like that idea :D

[Johnsgirl727]

or johnsgirl727 either :whoops:
Lucky for me, g_s is a lousy liar. :rolleyes: It doesn't take much for me to get info out of him......;)

[generic_screenname]

good for you...sucks for me.

[Mazinger]

If you get elected, am i gonna have to help you move again? :flee:

[NYPinTA]

I'll just beat them to it (tee hee...beat): The number one rule of Master Boters is "Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing."
:rollin: :rollin:

[trinamick]

Just what we needed - a new campaign slogan!

[La Bomba]

If you get elected, am i gonna have to help you move again? :flee:

Pick me up on the way down! I'll help! And I work for pizza and beer!:beer:

Can you imagine our 'Scaper caravan pulling up to the White House? :D

[Mazinger]

Can you imagine our 'Scaper caravan pulling up to the White House? :D

If g_s is driving, we'll probably crash into the White House :tonbricks

[Selena]

bote: n. boîte ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bwät)

A small restaurant or nightclub.

[generic_screenname]

Cool, screw the president stuff, I wanna run a night club. A real swank one, not that rave crap.

[Mazinger]

The number one rule of Master Boters is "Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing."


Presidential candidate generic_screename reaches out to younger voters (or is that boters?) :)

[Selena]

That would put me in the more 'mature' boter range ... I do like a good Chinese Restaurant :aok:

Is g_s acknowledging his support of the small business owner???

[Mazinger]

Is g_s acknowledging his support of the small business owner???

Yes he is, because he is one of them. G_S cares about the little people (hes so tall everyone is little to him) and he will fight for increased wages for those who vote for him!

[generic_screenname]

I'm not that tall, you're just a wee little man.

[Mazinger]

I'm not that tall, you're just a wee little man.

You are tall.... If you are ever caught in a lightning storm with g_s, get away from him.

[trinamick]

Grow a beard and we've got the next Abe.

[Mazinger]

Grow a beard and we've got the next Abe.

Hope johnsgirl never invites him to the theatre ;)

[Selena]

He'd be okay as long as he doesn't sit in the balcony or the front row. :frontrow:

[generic_screenname]

He'd be okay as long as he doesn't sit in the balcony
But I have to sit in the balcony....

[Selena]

You'd better :duck: then, if you hear any loud popping noises :gangster:

[Jellyfish]

But I have to sit in the balcony.... :lol3: Funny Pic!!!

[NYPinTA]

But I have to sit in the balcony....
Well then, guess your screwed.
;)

[abbadon]

Is g_s acknowledging his support of the small business owner???


given the current topic..admitting to owing a "small" business could be detrimental to the campaign......just saying :rolleyes:

[Mazinger]

He'd be okay as long as he doesn't sit in the balcony or the front row. :frontrow:

if he sits in the front row, I feel bad for the person behind him. :D

[La Bomba]

He could always invite Joe out for a special night at the theatre, offer Joe his seat, give him his stove-pipe hat to wear...

[Selena]

I thought there was no smoking allowed in theaters these days :eh:

[La Bomba]

For Joe, they'll make an exception;)

[Mazinger]

Joe is our secret weapon against evil dooers :flamethro

[La Bomba]

Insider campaign memo:
'Secret weapon' is political-speak for 'human shield'.

[Mazinger]

Insider campaign memo:
'Secret weapon' is political-speak for 'human shield'.

g_s needs no human shield. If he even thinks there's danger around, he'll be out the door before you can blink. :eek:

[La Bomba]

Like, uh... Spider-sense? Or more like a gazelle?

[Mazinger]

Like, uh... Spider-sense? Or more like a gazelle?

more like a scarecrow running ;) (kidding)

[La Bomba]

So he steers clear of witches with flaming broomsticks? Practical.

[Mazinger]

So he steers clear of witches with flaming broomsticks? Practical.

and clowns with flamethrowers.

[trinamick]

I would think it would be wise to avoid clowns of any kind. You just can't have a successful campaign connected to those types.

[Mazinger]

I would think it would be wise to avoid clowns of any kind. You just can't have a successful campaign connected to those types.

But an endorsement from Bozo could go far :jester:

[La Bomba]

But one from John Wayne Gacy would not.

[generic_screenname]

Clowns are evil, evil people. Except the ones that vote. Yeah, those ones are okay.

[Mazinger]

Clowns are evil, evil people. Except the ones that vote. Yeah, those ones are okay.

You cant expect their vote after you call them evil people ;)

[generic_screenname]

That's true. Don't want to make them angry. They might eat my soul.

[Mazinger]

That's true. Don't want to make them angry. They might eat my soul.

and your margin of victory

[generic_screenname]

for some reason now I'm picturing twenty clowns pilling into the same voting booth :lol

[Mazinger]

for some reason now I'm picturing twenty clowns pilling into the same voting booth :lol

:rollin:

[La Bomba]

I didn't realize the clown union was such a strong lobby. *Leans over and whispers to g_s* And they are evil. I would scream like a girl if I ever met one in an alley.

[Mazinger]

I didn't realize the clown union was such a strong lobby. *Leans over and whispers to g_s* And they are evil. I would scream like a girl if I ever met one in an alley.

"Shocking comments from g_s' speech writer, La Bomba at a clown convention in Detroit. La Bomba was then hit in the face by a pie, g_s ran out of the room like a Kenyan runner. Film at 11"

[La Bomba]

Sorry, g_s, I forgot to put my hand over the microphone. *Wipes merange out of his ears with a hanky* We'll get the spin doctors on this right away.

[Mazinger]

Sorry, g_s, I forgot to put my hand over the microphone. *Wipes merange out of his ears with a hanky* We'll get the spin doctors on this right away.

Behind the scenes in the limo:

La Bomba: "You can stop crying now sir...It was just a pie"

g_s: "Don't look at me!"

La Bomba: "Sir, please let go of the driver, he needs to see where he's going"

[generic_screenname]

Formal apology from Mr. Screenname and Mr. Bomba:

Esteemed clowns,

My speechwriter and myself sincerly apologize for comments made at Laughapaloza 2004 in Detroit the other day. We made an err in judgement by joking about not liking clowns. We now understand that a clown convention is not the place to make jokes. We hope all is forgiven and would like you all to remember that we are against terrorism, so if you are against us, you are for the terrorists. Thank you and God bless America.

[trinamick]

Maybe if you wore the big shoes for a day, it would help them forgive you.

[La Bomba]

Formal apology from Mr. Screenname and Mr. Bomba:

Esteemed clowns,

My speechwriter and myself sincerly apologize for comments made at Laughapaloza 2004 in Detroit the other day. We made an err in judgement by joking about not liking clowns. We now understand that a clown convention is not the place to make jokes. We hope all is forgiven and would like you all to remember that we are against terrorism, so if you are against us, you are for the terrorists. Thank you and God bless America.

:rollin:
I still don't want them touching me, g_s. We don't have to shake clown hands or kiss clown babies, do we?

[trinamick]

If you kiss clown babies, do their faces rub off?

[generic_screenname]

Maybe if you wore the big shoes for a day, it would help them forgive you.

I already wear size 13 shoes. That's pretty big, unless you're grinner. But as far as I can tell, grinner is actually a yeti who was found in a snowy outcropping in the Himalayas by a couple of mountain climbing enthusiasts and their sherpa, mere minutes after his enormous hirsute parents were forced to abandonded him.

[La Bomba]

I already wear size 13 shoes. That's pretty big, unless you're grinner. But as far as I can tell, grinner is actually a yeti who was found in a snowy outcropping in the Himalayas by a couple of mountain climbing enthusiasts and their sherpa, mere minutes after his enormous hirsute parents were forced to abandonded him.

Careful, now. We don't want the Yeti voters mad at us too.

[Selena]

Ah yes, that may be true but they did it to give him a better life. The life of a Yeti is lonely indeed.

[La Bomba]

If you kiss clown babies, do their faces rub off?

No. As far as I can tell, they're born that way. Bleah!

[La Bomba]

Ah yes, that may be true but they did it to give him a better life. The life of a Yeti is lonely indeed.

And we don't want them protesting us for belittling their choice of 'alternative lifestyle'. :rolleyes:

[generic_screenname]

And we don't want them protesting us for belittling their choice of 'alternative lifestyle'. :rolleyes:


Not at all. It is man that is abominable, not these gentle creatures. And the old-timey bald clowns with the little pointy hats. They're abominable, too.

[Selena]

Here's grinner's childhood pet http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/kdchat/rogpen.gif - sadly the other yeti children used to abuse it terribly. But grinner rescued him and protected him after he (grinner) was adopted!

[La Bomba]

Not at all. It is man that is abominable, not these gentle creatures. And the old-timey bald clowns with the little pointy hats. They're abominable, too.
:yes: And Joe. The abominable Joe-man.

[La Bomba]

Made an addition to my sig. You like? OMG, just glanced down at the time. I have managed to waste another entire morning! Gotta go. Keep the faith! g_s for Prez!

[trubador]

:news:

...this just in.... Presidential candidate generic_screenname will be wearing a plastic, red clown nose for the rest of the day today... to show support and solidarity with C.A.C.K.L.E. (the Clowns Across the Country Kausing Laughter Everywhere)............ this has been a Scoop Trubador Special Report....

[Selena]

:spew: Now that I would like to see.

[generic_screenname]

It seems my speech writer has left for the day. Hmm...oh well. I can write my own speeches for a while. Let's see...

We're going to California, and Texas, and New York, and we're going to South Dakota, and probably North Dakota after that, and Oregon, and Washington, and Michigan, and we're gonna by some postcards and collectable spoons with all the states on 'em, then we're going to Washington DC to take a tour of the White House! Yeeearrrghah!

[trinamick]

Oh suuurrree, I see how you are. Turn your back on the little folks in Nebraska who supported you in the early days. Well! Just go on to Suck Dakota and kiss baby clowns there. We'll just vote for Herbie Husker.

[trubador]

:news:

..... this just in...... Presidential candidate generic_screenname has just been mistaken for Senator Ted Kennedy..... g_s blamed it on "this frelling stupid nose"...