A Frelling horrific thought...

[99littleyellowbolts]

What if the Uncharted Territories and the Delta Quadrant are actually in the same section of space?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[faustus]

I think I just threw up

[Jeff O'Connor]

Dude. No. That's so. Dude. :O

[99littleyellowbolts]

What if the Guardians of the DS9 wormhole are the same fat Caesars that built Moya?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[faustus]

i'm scared:horror:

[JrMissToughChick]

Okay ??? LOL

[Jeff O'Connor]

What if Q came to John as an Ancient and told him that he needed the man's help to restore the continuum????

*sigh*

[99littleyellowbolts]

What if Q came to John as an Ancient and told him that he needed the man's help to restore the continuum????

*sigh*
WHat if Q is Einstein in disguise! Does that mean that Infinite possibilities is Encounter At Farpoint Revisited?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[JrMissToughChick]

What if Q came to John as an Ancient and told him that he needed the man's help to restore the continuum????

*sigh* Then I'd be the happiest Jirl on erp!

[Ouroboros]

Then we can look forward to the Pks/Scarrans wiping Voyager out of existence.

Silver lining people.

[JrMissToughChick]

WHat if Q is Einstein in disguise! Does that mean that Infinite possibilities is Encounter At Farpoint Revisited?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: LOL yeah that too

[Jeff O'Connor]

WHat if Q is Einstein in disguise! Does that mean that Infinite possibilities is Encounter At Farpoint Revisited?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

What if Scorpius is actually Q??????

*sigh*

[Jeff O'Connor]

Then we can look forward to the Pks/Scarrans wiping Voyager out of existence.

Silver lining people.

Frell yeah, what he said. :aok:

[99littleyellowbolts]

Then we can look forward to the Pks/Scarrans wiping Voyager out of existence.

Silver lining people.
Frelling Scarran armor looks just a little too much like Borg dominatrix gear! That must mean the Borg Queen is a Royal Scarran! Frell! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[JrMissToughChick]

What if Scorpius is actually Q??????

*sigh*
:spew: Thats just wrong LOL

[Jeff O'Connor]

Frelling Scarran armor looks just a little too much like Borg dominatrix gear! That must mean the Borg Queen is a Royal Scarran! Frell! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

What if you drank one too many vodkas at The Nutbar tonight... :rolleyes:

[99littleyellowbolts]

Romulan Ale is on Moya's 'Frelling Cargo I can't carry' list! Rygel told me!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeff O'Connor]

There'd be so many questions left unanswered if any of this were the case. I guess Voyager would make the ultimate backwards-based spinoff though. :rollin:

[Jeff O'Connor]

Romulan Ale is on Moya's 'Frelling Cargo I can't carry' list! Rygel told me!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Rygel's drank one too much Romulan Ales in his day anyway. Besides. Isn't that the Beta Quadrant? So HAH! I found a plothole in your... plot full of... plotholes... :D

[99littleyellowbolts]

Rygel's drank one too much Romulan Ales in his day anyway. Besides. Isn't that the Beta Quadrant? So HAH! I found a plothole in your... plot full of... plotholes... :D
Plotholes ARE REALLY WORMHOLES!! THAT'S WHAT EINSTEIN WAS TRYING TO TELL JOHN. AW FRELL! THAT MEANS SEASON SIX OF FARSCAPE IS REALLY ENTERPRISE!!!!!!!!!! :pace:

[Jeff O'Connor]

Plotholes ARE REALLY WORMHOLES!! THAT'S WHAT EINSTEIN WAS TRYING TO TELL JOHN. AW FRELL! THAT MEANS SEASON SIX OF FARSCAPE IS REALLY ENTERPRISE!!!!!!!!!! :pace:

Yeah, and Pilot transferred his existence into Hoshi.

[faustus]

Plotholes ARE REALLY WORMHOLES!! THAT'S WHAT EINSTEIN WAS TRYING TO TELL JOHN. AW FRELL! THAT MEANS SEASON SIX OF FARSCAPE IS REALLY ENTERPRISE!!!!!!!!!! :pace:
I threw up again

[99littleyellowbolts]

Yeah, and Pilot transferred his existence into Hoshi.
At least that explains why if she talks too fast I can't understand a frelling thing she says... :D

[Jeff O'Connor]

At least that explains why if she talks too fast I can't understand a frelling thing she says... :D

Exactly. And Trip is John, but hasn't retained any memories, of course. Oh, and T'Pol, well, of course that'd be Aeryn. She reverted to her original complexities and rid herself of emotion altogether. It's really rather touching how Trip and T'Pol grow close, then, eh?

[Jeff O'Connor]

I threw up again

You threw up a lot, my man.

[faustus]

when sick things happen I have no choice I'll throw up

[Jeff O'Connor]

when sick things happen I have no choice I'll throw up

Reasonable. You know... this thread is really going nowhere, so I'm going to add something to the topic:

"If Star Trek and Farscape were linked, what would I do? Well I'd throw lots of things out've windows and run away screaming in fear."

[faustus]

I think you all know my reaction

[Jeff O'Connor]

I think you all know my reaction

True enough.

[JrMissToughChick]

Reasonable. You know... this thread is really going nowhere, so I'm going to add something to the topic:

"If Star Trek and Farscape were linked, what would I do? Well I'd throw lots of things out've windows and run away screaming in fear." :rollin: Yeah... and if Farscape and BSG were linked... I mean other ways ah forget it.

[99littleyellowbolts]

...Oh, and T'Pol, well, of course that'd be Aeryn. She reverted to her original complexities and rid herself of emotion altogether....
DUDE! T'POL AND AERYN ARE SUPERNOVA SPACE HOTTIES!!! and obviously they're the bait for a much larger trap... a trap we like to call STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE! Which had V'Ger who was really Voyager! Which was really a warning about the seven seasons of Ocampa ridden ST: Voyager!!! Especially since the last eps have a wormhole nexus controlled by the Borg which connects to the nexus Einstein pulled John into which means that THE SCARRANS ALREADY HAVE WORMHOLE TECH AND ARE JUST FRELLING WITH THE PEACEKEEPERS!! THE WAR IS A SHAM!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Jeff O'Connor]

:rollin: Yeah... and if Farscape and BSG were linked... I mean other ways ah forget it.

I think we're all struggling to say one single thing here: if Farscape turned out to be linked with any other science fiction genre, it'd suck. Oh, and if it were linked to either Star Trek's franchise or BSG's franchise, it'd not make a whole lot of sense considering John's made Star Trek references all over the place, and he's called someone a Cylon before too. :D

[Selena]

Then we can look forward to the Pks/Scarrans wiping Voyager out of existence.

Silver lining people.

No, no, no! :g2f:
The Borg :borg: would still be the bad dudes in the Delta Quadrant. But the Klingons, Federation and Romulan Empires would most likely join forces and be reluctant allies against the Scarrans and the Nebari ~ both of whom wish to dominate (in their own unique ways).

While the Sebaceans would no doubt decide to become allies with the Federation and exchange their technology and loyalties for a significant role in a future peace keeping effort.

What is left to ponder is, would the Hirogen fall prey to the Scarrens and Nebari? And would the Dominion 'shape' or 'shift' the balance of power in the conflict? Finally, which side would receive Cardassian loyalty?

The Ferengi would barter with all sides, but would ultimately seize the opportunity and offer the Scarrans a great secret deal on shipments of Chrystherium acquired from the gardens outside the Days Inn on Hotel Circle in San Diego thus making a handsome profit in gold pressed latinum.

[Jeff O'Connor]

DUDE! T'POL AND AERYN ARE SUPERNOVA SPACE HOTTIES!!! and obviously they're the bait for a much larger trap... a trap we like to call STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE! Which had V'Ger who was really Voyager! Which was really a warning about the seven seasons of Ocampa ridden ST: Voyager!!! Especially since the last eps have a wormhole nexus controlled by the Borg which connects to the nexus Einstein pulled John into which means that THE SCARRANS ALREADY HAVE WORMHOLE TECH AND ARE JUST FRELLING WITH THE PEACEKEEPERS!! THE WAR IS A SHAM!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Or... we could... actually... just be saying... that...

[Jeff O'Connor]

No, no, no! :g2f:
The Borg :borg: would still be the bad dudes in the Delta Quadrant. But the Klingons, Federation and Romulan Empires would most likely join forces and be reluctant allies against the Scarrans and the Nebari ~ both of whom wish to dominate (in their own unique ways).

While the Sebaceans would no doubt decide to become allies with the Federation and exchange their technology and loyalties for a significant role in a future peace keeping effort.

What is left to ponder is, would the Hirogen fall prey to the Scarrens and Nebari? And would the Dominion 'shape' or 'shift' the balance of power in the conflict? Finally, which side would receive Cardassian loyalty?

The Ferengi would barter with all sides, but would ultimately offer the Scarrans a great secret deal on shipments of Chrystherium while making a handsome profit in gold pressed latinum.

I think a massive ScapeTrek collaboration effort is in the works here, folks.

[99littleyellowbolts]

I think we're all struggling to say one single thing here: if Farscape turned out to be linked with any other science fiction genre, it'd suck. Oh, and if it were linked to either Star Trek's franchise or BSG's franchise, it'd not make a whole lot of sense considering John's made Star Trek references all over the place, and he's called someone a Cylon before too. :D
It's not us saying that... It's DK! He said anything is possible! He's frellingwith us because he's really a multiphasic demonic force masquerading as a mere mortal script writing fiend!! What's that noise FRELL! It's DK sneaking up on us! :eek:

[Jeff O'Connor]

Yeah. Definitely ScapeTrek in the works, here. :rollin:

[99littleyellowbolts]

The Scarrans would actually find out that the Changlings are a great food source for maintaining their advanced evolutionary status. Of course, Changlings go down like Mexican food, and Scarran flatulence... :evil:

[faustus]

99littleyellowbolts see what you've started? this could end up in tragedy.

[Jeff O'Connor]

The Scarrans would actually find out that the Changlings are a great food source for maintaining their advanced evolutionary status. Of course, Changlings go down like Mexican food, and Scarran flatulence... :evil:

Yes, Staleek would think twice before consuming another Odo after that massacre he causes on a random war-ravaged planet filled with Vulcan slaves.

[Jeff O'Connor]

99littleyellowbolts see what you've started? this could end up in tragedy.

Its root is Farscape, what do you expect. :rollin:

[99littleyellowbolts]

I think a massive ScapeTrek collaboration effort is in the works here, folks.
-The Unofficial Tormented Guide to the Uncharted Trek Territories this side of Stargate One... with your host, the infamous John Crichton! :cool:

[faustus]

The Scarrans would actually find out that the Changlings are a great food source for maintaining their advanced evolutionary status. Of course, Changlings go down like Mexican food, and Scarran flatulence... :evil:
:bowdown: ohh yes ohh yes :signlol:

[faustus]

Its root is Farscape, what do you expect. :rollin:
I stand astonished at my own stupidity;)

[99littleyellowbolts]

99littleyellowbolts see what you've started? this could end up in tragedy.
Tragedy is John and Aeryn never getting it together then getting zapped with crazyface's doom gun. This is a FRELLING NIGHTMARE!!

[99littleyellowbolts]

Its root is Farscape, what do you expect. :rollin:
Ahh, proof that life in the UT is frelling scary...

[Jeff O'Connor]

ScapeTrek... wow... the cultural interface with one another would be huge. Scarrans and Klingon Warriors in battle... rocking. Even that would be cool.

[99littleyellowbolts]

No, no, no! :g2f:
...

What is left to ponder is, would the Hirogen fall prey to the Scarrens and Nebari? ....
Now wait a second... a Nebari Standard host vessel against a Standard borg cube. Holy frell Crichtonman, pass the wormhole weapons and hold the wasabi sauce. How much damage would a few fleets of those things do to local space? :cool:

[faustus]

more terrifying scapers vs trekkers
even though you can be both

[99littleyellowbolts]

ScapeTrek... wow... the cultural interface with one another would be huge. Scarrans and Klingon Warriors in battle... rocking. Even that would be cool.
-I've alredy got a bid in for the FarStar ScapeTrek crossover hosted by VonDainiken... unless I've already sent myself back in time to stop this diabolical horror from infecting the internet masses... did I?... :eek:

[Jeff O'Connor]

-I've alredy got a bid in for the FarStar ScapeTrek crossover hosted by VonDainiken... unless I've already sent myself back in time to stop this diabolical horror from infecting the internet masses... did I?... :eek:

Aww, awesome... :aok:

[99littleyellowbolts]

Klingons vs everybody. Crichton chased down by Cardies. Aeryn b-slapping Janeway. Hell yeah! This is a good day to die! :evil:

[Jeff O'Connor]

Klingons vs everybody. Crichton chased down by Cardies. Aeryn b-slapping Janeway. Hell yeah! This is a good day to die! :evil:

That evil smilie reminds me of the Chupacabra... :eek:

[99littleyellowbolts]

That evil smilie reminds me of the Chupacabra... :eek:
Chupacabra, son of Mohg! :evil: :D

[Selena]

:rolleyes: In alll the excitement I forgot about Species 8472 ... they are the mega bad dudes aren't they? They even took on the Borg :borg: and won!

[99littleyellowbolts]

:rolleyes: In alll the excitement I forgot about Species 8472 ... they are the mega bad dudes aren't they? They even took on the Borg :borg: and won!
Don't worry about them... they just work for Scorpy. In their spare time they serve as pool boys for the Changelings...( don't go there...)...

[Jeff O'Connor]

:rolleyes: In alll the excitement I forgot about Species 8472 ... they are the mega bad dudes aren't they? They even took on the Borg :borg: and won!

Yeah, but their intent wasn't malevolent, it was defensive... which could make them even cooler in all of this.

[evilnos_unholy]

well, if it brings mega hot vulcan chic to be on moya and get rid of that nasty 3 eyed old woman then I'm all for it, maybe from this union between john and "mega-hot vulcan babe" sarek can be born ya?

[Jeff O'Connor]

well, if it brings mega hot vulcan chic to be on moya and get rid of that nasty 3 eyed old woman then I'm all for it, maybe from this union between john and "mega-hot vulcan babe" sarek can be born ya?

And Sarek is Half-Human, wow, go figure, that makes Spock 75 percent Human. He's all like... dude. ;)

[99littleyellowbolts]

well, if it brings mega hot vulcan chic to be on moya and get rid of that nasty 3 eyed old woman then I'm all for it, maybe from this union between john and "mega-hot vulcan babe" sarek can be born ya?
Bah! D'Argo and t'pol!!!! With a jealous Chiana in true farscape fashion!!!! That's Farscape love baby!!

[99littleyellowbolts]

Yeah, but their intent wasn't malevolent, it was defensive... which could make them even cooler in all of this.
'I've got your defensive right here," said D'argo, readying Lola's main cannon... :eek:

[Selena]

And the $64,000 question is ... would they all be any match for the Vorlons and Shadows or would the First Ones make a pact with Q, and the Ancients and leave the lot of them to duke it out until the dominant species emerged victorious?

Finally, would Rommie turn her back on Dylan as the Commonwealth faces off against the Magog when she meets Data? And will she and Data become more than just good friends?:lech:

[faustus]

And the $64,000 question is ... would they all be any match for the Vorlons and Shadows or would the First Ones make a pact with Q, and the Ancients and leave the lot of them to duke it out until the dominant species emerged victorious?

Finally, would Rommie turn her back on Dylan as the Commonwealth faces off against the Magog when she meets Data? And will she and Data become more than just good friends?:lech:
my brain just melted:)

[Jeff O'Connor]

my brain just melted:)

Mine didn't... mine is flourishing... I love this... so much... *goes into heat delirium from happiness; passes out*

[99littleyellowbolts]

And the $64,000 question is ... would they all be any match for the Vorlons and Shadows or would the First Ones make a pact with Q, and the Ancients and leave the lot of them to duke it out until the dominant species emerged victorious?

Finally, would Rommie turn her back on Dylan as the Commonwealth faces off against the Magog when she meets Data? And will she and Data become more than just good friends?:lech:
At this point I'm all for the girls of AnScapeTrekeda 5 Calendar. T'pol, Aeryn, Chiana, Rommie holo, Rommie android- that's straight through May right! hey! this Cinco De Maio I'm having a Seis Pack! Let's throw Sputnik in and call it June! :D :cool: :D

[JrMissToughChick]

Finally, would Rommie turn her back on Dylan as the Commonwealth faces off against the Magog when she meets Data? And will she and Data become more than just good friends?:lech: :rollin: Yeah he is "fully functional"

[Jeff O'Connor]

:rollin: Yeah he is "fully functional"

*comes back from heat delirium to spite Data, then returns to his hallucinating self* :rolleyes:

[99littleyellowbolts]

:rollin: Yeah he is "fully functional"
Data and Chiana... who's gonna burn out first? :D

[Jeff O'Connor]

Data and Chiana... who's gonna burn out first? :D

Neither. It's endless. It goes on forever... hence the birth of the first of the Qs. Oh, but that's a spoiler, I wasn't supposed to blurt that out. :rolleyes:

[99littleyellowbolts]

Neither. It's endless. It goes on forever... hence the birth of the first of the Qs. Oh, but that's a spoiler, I wasn't supposed to blurt that out. :rolleyes:
She'd have time to have a kid in the middle of it all? She's a frelling talented tralk that little grey girl isn't she? Of course Q has more of Data's forehead than Chiana's... ohno...

[faustus]

then you'll have an army of mini Q's

[99littleyellowbolts]

then you'll have an army of mini Q's
like the early experiments with mini-m&M's, mini Q's eventually became as bad an intergalactic infestation as tribbles- TRIBBLES MAN!!!! Frell, it's all old school TRek now!

[Jeff O'Connor]

like the early experiments with mini-m&M's, mini Q's eventually became as bad an intergalactic infestation as tribbles- TRIBBLES MAN!!!! Frell, it's all old school TRek now!

The Mini-Qs will NOT be reduced to a status of mere Tribblation! :D

[99littleyellowbolts]

The Mini-Qs will NOT be reduced to a status of mere Tribblation! :D
Alright, let's show this prehistoric tribble how we do thing's down town! :D

[Jeff O'Connor]

Alright, let's show this prehistoric tribble how we do things down town! :D

Can you really imagine the implications of a Chiana/Data crossbreed with Q-like capabilities!? Oh, man... seduction is taken to the Nth Degree...

[99littleyellowbolts]

Can you really imagine the implications of a Chiana/Data crossbreed with Q-like capabilities!? Oh, man... seduction is taken to the Nth Degree...
Enough to fill up the Andromeda, keep Rommie busy for weeks, seek out new worlds, new civilizations and party with Chiana style. Who's your daddy? :D :cool: :D

[JrMissToughChick]

Can you really imagine the implications of a Chiana/Data crossbreed with Q-like capabilities!? Oh, man... seduction is taken to the Nth Degree...
As fascinating as that consept sounds ... uh ... I think it's not possible.

[Jeff O'Connor]

As fascinating as that consept sounds ... uh ... I think it's not possible.

Of course it isn't, jirl. Don't ruin the kids while they're playin' in the sandbox of creativity though. :aok:

[99littleyellowbolts]

As fascinating as that consept sounds ... uh ... I think it's not possible.
I'm guessing you're not a golfer. Anything's possible woman! The closer you get to your target the more deranged things are! Was that what Einstein said? I can't feel my legs... somebody pass me Winnona! :eek:

[JrMissToughChick]

Of course it isn't, jirl. Don't ruin the kids while they're playin' in the sandbox of creativity though. :aok: :rollin: Okay, I'll be less reallistic in my postings!

[faustus]

:rollin: Okay, I'll be less reallistic in my postings!
there's a real world?

[99littleyellowbolts]

:rollin: Okay, I'll be less reallistic in my postings!
Next you'll be saying Winnona and Data can't ahve kids... Sheesh... where's the phaser love? :D

[Jeff O'Connor]

Oh, man. People are going to look at this thread tomorrow and again question my level of sanity. :shrug:

[JrMissToughChick]

Oh, man. People are going to look at this thread tomorrow and again question my level of sanity. :shrug: LOL what they don't do that already? :lol

[faustus]

you have no level of sanity, nor do the rest of us

[Jeff O'Connor]

Aww, thanks, you guys...







...I think...

[SabaceanBabe]

:roflmao:

[Selena]

:snicker: If this is Q, does this mean these are - q q q - mini Q's?

I personally believe that the Minbari religious caste and the Vulcans will both withdraw from the impending conflicts as both of them consider the other species too violent and illogical and hence beneath them to even bother with! The Minbari Warrior caste on the other hand leap into the battles with carefree abandon as this is just what they have been waiting for.

Meanwhile, Renee Palmer and Liam Kincaid return from their journeys with a bunch of Human / Chimera kids in the Atavus ship. They are sick of galavanting around the universe and decide, after dropping their alien cargo on a planet in a galaxy far, far, away - where they discover the Empire is growing stronger each day after a huge clone war has all but wiped out the Jedi :jedi: knights - that all they want to do is just settle down where no-one is trying to kill them.

The last Taelon decides that (he/she/it) really has had enough of Humanity and wants to join the First Ones beyond the Gallactic Rim for some peace and quiet.

[Jeff O'Connor]

:snicker: If this is Q, does this mean these are - q q q - mini Q's?

I personally believe that the Minbari religious caste and the Vulcans will both withdraw from the impending conflicts as both of them consider the other species too violent and illogical and hence beneath them to even bother with! The Minbari Warrior caste on the other hand leap into the battles with carefree abandon as this is just what they have been waiting for.

Meanwhile, Renee Palmer and Liam Kincaid return from their journeys with a bunch of Human / Chimera kids in the Atavus ship. They are sick of galavanting around the universe and decide, after dropping their alien cargo on a planet in a galaxy far, far, away - where they discover the Empire is growing stronger each day after a huge clone war has all but wiped out the Jedi :jedi: knights - that all they want to do is just settle down where no-one is trying to kill them.

The last Taelon decides that (he/she/it) really has had enough of Humanity and wants to join the First Ones beyond the Gallactic Rim for some peace and quiet.

Throwing EFC in here? This could be dangerous... the story could start off gold and become a mixed bag of strange and bad! :D

[PKTechDude]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Selena]

Throwing EFC in here? This could be dangerous... the story could start off gold and become a mixed bag of strange and bad! :D
There's so many loose ends out there I just wanted to bring some closure :D

[faustus]

*flight of the valcories music*
Enter Buffy the nebari slayer

[JrMissToughChick]

*flight of the valcories music*
Enter Buffy the nebari slayer
:D yeah That'll work :lol

[DentArthurDent]

heh, full moon ... gotta be.

[uisceboo]

You know, Bill Mumy appeared in Star Trek, B5, Lost in Space...he's gotta turn up on Farscape someday, just because. Any ideas how...or as what? ;)

[dzelika]

What if Scorpius is actually Q??????

*sigh*

Even worse, what is Scorpius is actually Gul Dukat and Braca is Odo?

[Selena]

If Scorpius if really Gul Ducat he will ave a powerful bargaining chip to have the Cardassians join the PeaceKeepers. And if Braca is Odo he would have been in the bath with Grayza :lol

[Jeff O'Connor]

Scorpius is of course Gul Dukat, and Braca is of course Odo. Sheesh, even I knew that! But the real breaking news is that Grayza is actually the Kira from the Mirror Universe!

[abbadon]

Ambassador Qllari

[Selena]

:spew: :snicker: :roflmao: that is hilarious abbadon.

[Darth Buddha]

Vulcan slave girls... hmmm. Those pointed ears.. and Pon Far, if you time it right.

Frells like a Vulcan in heat could be a real honorific, you know.

Nah, I still prefer nobel Scarran females...

[Jeff O'Connor]

Oh, man... this is the coolest thread in a long time. abbadon, that picture was hysterical...

[jpinMoya]

Ladies and Gentleman you just entered a Dimension beyond Sight and Sound you have entered THE JOOL SCREAM ZONE!!!

[Selena]

As there seems to be such problems keeping sci-fi shows on the air, perhaps we could get them to all join forces and just have one huge show with everything thrown in together. We could call it "As Another World Turns."
All the various shows and studios could then pool their props, costumes, CGIs and anything else that they're currently spending huge independent amounts on and give us horror, drama, suspense, comedy and something truly alien all at the one time.

[dzelika]

Scorpius is of course Gul Dukat, and Braca is of course Odo. Sheesh, even I knew that! But the real breaking news is that Grayza is actually the Kira from the Mirror Universe!

Yep, you are right. They both have excessive libidnal energy. How could I have overlooked it? :headache:

However, I am surprised to notice that no one so far recognized Quark. Maybe it is because he is shorter, greener and calls himself Rygel.

[evilnos_unholy]

Nah, I still prefer nobel Scarran females...


I heard someone say that, and then it felt as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, then suddenly silenced, as if the force was extinguished in a big part of the cosmos...

Luke, you must go to the command carrier and learn from master scorpius

[Jeff O'Connor]

I heard someone say that, and then it felt as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, then suddenly silenced, as if the force was extinguished in a big part of the cosmos...

Luke, you must go to the command carrier and learn from master scorpius

I was wondering who would throw Star Wars into the mix.

[jerseygirl]

This is all just a tad too meta for me. Time to head for the Nutbar for a little liquid fortification. :drool:

[faustus]

Follow Neo as he trys to destry the creator AKA scorpius

[witchdoctor]

well, if it brings mega hot vulcan chic to be on moya and get rid of that nasty 3 eyed old woman then I'm all for it, maybe from this union between john and "mega-hot vulcan babe" sarek can be born ya?

If they get rid of Noranti, then Moya will need a cook. If there is symbiosis with the Trek universe and Voyager, that means Neelix would be Moya's new cook and morale officer. They would probably get better deserts and less body fluids in their food than with Noranti, but I don't think Neelix would last long. Never mind trying to talk Aeryn into playing party games to break the ice, Neelix would be toast as soon as he tries to talk D'Argo down from a hyper-rage. Just as well though; Neelix's pastel stripe suit wouldn't match the decor and clothing style on Moya anyway. :D

[Selena]

I was wondering who would throw Star Wars into the mix.

I did earlier ... did you miss the subtle mention? :ewink:
I even threw in a few :jedi: ... :lol ... check out page 6.

[Selena]

.....Nah, I still prefer nobel Scarran females...

Is that because you think Scarran women are "hot"

[witchdoctor]

Is that because you think Scarran women are "hot"

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hot Scarran women? Baaaad pun. :D

:eyebrow: :eyebrow: :headache: :headache: :headache:

[faustus]

Is that because you think Scarran women are "hot"
they are hot?;)

[Jeff O'Connor]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hot Scarran women? Baaaad pun. :D

:eyebrow: :eyebrow: :headache: :headache: :headache:

:rollin:

They can induce heat delirium on us all the want.

Aw, man, terrible, terrible. :rolleyes:

[Sponge]

Nah, I still prefer nobel Scarran females...

I'm not so sure about 'noble', but Scarran women are just all-round amazing, aren't they? My favourite so far would be Tausa (3.11 Incubator) rather than Ahkna though - Tausa's the one who trained and raised Scorpius.

However, the first marital spat would probably end with her wiping your pulped remains off ther floor with a sponge... :eek:

[Jeff O'Connor]

So true about the marital spats. That's what scares me so much... yikes. Even being married to a Luxan male can't be nearly as dangerous.

[ranger1]

I personally would love to see Scorpy put Voyager out of its misery..... oh wait - they did it to themselves.

[Spedoinkel]

Well Farscape and SG-1 could actually exist in the same universe. They are just in different parts of the galaxy.


The Hirogen will not fall prey to anyone.

[Sponge]

So true about the marital spats. That's what scares me so much... yikes. Even being married to a Luxan male can't be nearly as dangerous.

But if you win her heart...her love...her trust, she won't fail to back you up wherever you go. A Scarran's loyalty is hard to earn, but it's yours forever to the death once you have it.

Imagine the following : You're in a pub somewhere at the weekend. Some drunk fool tries to start a fight with you because he and his equally drunk mates don't like non-humans. Bets on how long it'll be before there's half a dozen nastily dead nutcases, and your wife standing there with a nasty grin on her face, rubbing her hands together with satisfaction?

Who knows, once her blood starts boiling from the fight, it might just start boiling elsewhere too... ;)

[Spedoinkel]

I'm staying out of this conversation.

[Jeff O'Connor]

I'm staying out of this conversation.

Aww.

You're right though, Sponge. :aok: It'd be nice to have someone who backs you up that much. Of course from what we've seen of Scarrans, I'd say it should probably be a civilian Scarran, because when that race is involved in politics, ambition has always gotten in the way, and it's like the Romans all over again. :shrug: Unless of course they introduce a "good" Scarran. I'd love to see that. The one from Fractures was pretty cool... but see, he wasn't involved in politics.

[Spedoinkel]

I'm sure scarrens really go for gardeners, and botonists.

[witchdoctor]

But if you win her heart...her love...her trust, she won't fail to back you up wherever you go. A Scarran's loyalty is hard to earn, but it's yours forever to the death once you have it.

Imagine the following : You're in a pub somewhere at the weekend. Some drunk fool tries to start a fight with you because he and his equally drunk mates don't like non-humans. Bets on how long it'll be before there's half a dozen nastily dead nutcases, and your wife standing there with a nasty grin on her face, rubbing her hands together with satisfaction?

Who knows, once her blood starts boiling from the fight, it might just start boiling elsewhere too... ;)

Yeah, that, and if you were camping or away from the conveniences of home and needed a microwave, your wife could just heat up that coffee with her Scarran heat ray.

Hmmm, heat rays. That kind of reminds of this old (original cast) Saturday Night Live skit about a battle of two space ships; the females defeated the males by using some kind of heat ray, after which the male crew all fell asleep and the female space ship crew were all disappointed the battle was over so soon.

[The Keeper]

Who the frell is Q ?

[Spedoinkel]

Q is an alien. The Q continum is made up of omnipotent beings who claim to be the pinicle of evolution, though they all call themselves Q for some reason. They claim to run the universe. They have the power to quite literally do what ever the frell they damn well please, and there isn't anythng anyone, except other Q can do about it.

One Q in particular to much interest in the crew of the Enterprise-D, mostly in Picard. He put humanity on trial for...um...some reason. put them through numoerus test, throughout the series and is considered the most dangerous being, even amoung the continum, in the universe.

[faustus]

Unless of course they introduce a "good" Scarran. I'd love to see that.
I'd rather never see a good scarran. but then again some massive threat will probably come to pass and need to team up with the PK.(damn I should stop thinking of possibilities)

[Sponge]

The reason I brought up what I did is that in my fic, the hero does meet a Scarran woman - and they do fall in love. It's Harrigan's Heroes (http://www.farscapefantasy.com/creative/index.php?area=fiction&story=324) , and it's at Farscape Fantasy. Though they encounter each other earlier, they don't meet properly until chapter 10, and things start kicking into a higher gear in chapter 11. If you read it, you'll see what I'm going on about.

[Selena]

Would Data, Rommie and Seven of Nine have become a ménage a trois?
:think:

[Adam L Garcia]

What if the UTs are simply the Star Wars Universe present day? Don't forget a "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

Adam

[JrMissToughChick]

Who the frell is Q ? Since this question has been anwsered I'll just cry now :(

[Jeff O'Connor]

Since this question has been anwsered I'll just cry now :(

Awww...

[witchdoctor]

What if the UTs are simply the Star Wars Universe present day? Don't forget a "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

Adam

The only problem with that is that the Star Wars universe was just crawling with robots and droids, but they are virtually absent from Farscape. I don't think the tech would have been entirely lost or forgotten. Then again, perhaps Maldis is the last remaining Sith emperor, using corrupted Force powers to prolong his existence by draining the life force of his victims.

[SCAPERFOREVER1904]

lol

[99littleyellowbolts]

... late in the game that the crew of Babylon 5 discovered that hyperspace off beacon areas connected to a interplexing network of wormholes that ran in continuum with an artificially constructed system trying to take the second thing over. A Whitestar recon vessel quickly discovered an alien race calling themselves the 'Borg' enslaving a peaceful race of living starships called 'Leviathans'. Mounting a mission of mercv, the whitestar fleet, headed by the lone Destroyer Excalibur, shattered the Borg wormhole transconduit nexus and separated the alien's universe from the natural wormhole system. But to their horror, the survivors of the battle found their own universe laid open to an ongoing stellar war in the Leviathan universe waged on one side by a human looking race calling themselves 'Peacekeepers' and on the other by the Saurian 'Scarrans'. Needless to say this all happened in the first five minutes of the pilot episode entitled 'Farscape 5- The Lost Years'... :eek: :D :eek:

[Spedoinkel]

The only problem with that is that the Star Wars universe was just crawling with robots and droids, but they are virtually absent from Farscape. I don't think the tech would have been entirely lost or forgotten.

Biomechanoids.

[ranger1]

i actually might watch that....

[r0b]

and finally watching from above all this crazyness, in this mixed world called scifi sits the black monolith! reflecting no light full of stars it watchs and judges