SeasonOfDeath
05-07-2004, 05:53 AM
:news: This just in...
The Nebari Net News has learned that the Sebaceans have developed a new weapon to be used in the "PeaceKeeper War". It can be used in a number of ways.
The easiest but least effective way to use it is to simply drag it into a path frequently used by enemy soldiers. The enemy will trip over it and land on its soft, cushiony outer shell. In this mode it's only good for use against battle weary enemy combatants who are prone to sleepiness thus vulnerable to sneak attack.
In default passive mode it remains motionless but emits a painful, bowel-crushing low frequency vibrato.
In another mode, destruction can be increased ten-fold if tossed into water. It's advised that the bearer immediately seek cover from the resulting razor-sharp fury produced.
It's true mode of use which it was designed for is demonstrated by Aeryn Sun in our exclusive photo.
The weapon is used in close combat and it's affects are both instantaneous and devastating. Its simple but destructive power is based on dropping its sheer mass onto an unsuspecting enemy.
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The Nebari Net News has learned that the Sebaceans have developed a new weapon to be used in the "PeaceKeeper War". It can be used in a number of ways.
The easiest but least effective way to use it is to simply drag it into a path frequently used by enemy soldiers. The enemy will trip over it and land on its soft, cushiony outer shell. In this mode it's only good for use against battle weary enemy combatants who are prone to sleepiness thus vulnerable to sneak attack.
In default passive mode it remains motionless but emits a painful, bowel-crushing low frequency vibrato.
In another mode, destruction can be increased ten-fold if tossed into water. It's advised that the bearer immediately seek cover from the resulting razor-sharp fury produced.
It's true mode of use which it was designed for is demonstrated by Aeryn Sun in our exclusive photo.
The weapon is used in close combat and it's affects are both instantaneous and devastating. Its simple but destructive power is based on dropping its sheer mass onto an unsuspecting enemy.
This report brought to you by Furlow's Pre-Owned Transports. Come on down today and pick up a primo Prowler for no credits down!