Elves vs. Peeps

[AgentSun]

http://www.siue.edu/~patchis/elvesvspeeps.htm

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Aeryn_Sun99]

lol....where do you find these things?

[AgentSun]

i don't know, i just found it.

[zap]

"The end of the Easter season season was approaching and soon all the peeps would be dead, but defying nature they tried to prolong their lives using genetic mutations"

omg, thats funny! :rollin:

[abbadon]

Oh the Humanity.........war huh....what is it good for....la la la :D

[Jeff O'Connor]

This was rigged. The peeps are far more vicious and the nature-loving elves would've fallen.

[Aeryn_Sun99]

peeps are vicious?

[Jeff O'Connor]

Oh yes.

[Aeryn_Sun99]

why did I not know this?

[Jeff O'Connor]

You were ill-informed by people like this that try to tell you otherwise. Peeps are vicious. They just are. For example...

The Peepin' Times
We've recently conquered all of Central America and are now focusing our efforts on South America and then we'll hit the Middle East and then Europe, all of it, and then Asia, all of it, and then we'll come back with our combined strength and take North America and we'll leave Australia to rot, mwahaha.

:(

[Aeryn_Sun99]

they're not gonna take us....we'll fight :boom: :boom:

[Jeff O'Connor]

That's the spirit! As leader of "Protectors of the Peace" I hereby honor you with weapons to defend yourself... oh wait.

[Aeryn_Sun99]

and you're gonna help defend right?????

[Jeff O'Connor]

Yeah... I think.

[Aeryn_Sun99]

oh good....cause I don't think i could defend the whole country by myself

[Jeff O'Connor]

Well take a look at the USS Constitution. She's sailing the seas defending us from attack while the rest of the US Navy is out on a meteor-hunting mission.

Erm I meant training exercise.

[Aeryn_Sun99]

lol...yeah

[AgentSun]

i'm looking through the main site and here are some of the funniest ones:

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/howToMow.htm How to Mow the Lawn

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/raid.htm The Peninsula Raid

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/snowarmy.htm the Snowman Army

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/woodchuck.htm how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, mathematically

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/glue.htm Reflections on Glue

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/MyQs.htm Questions to Ponder - i like number 7

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/Pineapple.htm How to Sacrifice a Pineapple

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/ninja.htm How to be a Ninja

http://www.endoflogic.com/fifthcircle/fights.htm I also like the fights