J.Lo Marries...Marc Anthony?!

[AgentSun]

are you kidding me?! she got married to marc anthony?! this is like the latin superpower now. whoohoo.

i give this one 6 months tops.

[faustus]

well there career is in the toilet they need some publicity

[Scarran Raptor]

would anyone care to place a wager on when they'll announce the divorce?

[faustus]

AS has 6 months
I'll go for 1 month

[Scarran Raptor]

I'll say five months, give or take a week

[Third EYe]

I'll give then take a week. It's over tomorrow.

Look at this way, at this rate, we'll all marry Jennifer eventually.

[Antrobus]

She must be desperate to be in the married state! What, does she have them lined up? If one falls by the wayside she moves on to the next prospect? Didn't take long after the Affeck disaster for her to find another to hitch up with. Hell, she'll probably beat Liz's record!!

[bummer23]

I swear, neither one apparently has any self respect anymore....

[AyuRocks]

She gets married every other day....

[Mazinkaiser]

3 months.

[trubador]

Third marriage and 5th serious relationship in 7 years (and to think at one point I actually concidered her attractive): :g2f:

Unknown - hubby #1
Sean "Puffy/Puff Daddy" Combs - engaged?
Chris Judd - hubby #2
Ben Affleck - engaged
Marc Anthony - hubby #3

Hmmmmm..... I give this latest marriage 1 year, 4 months, 16 days.

[BrowderChick]

I thought Marc Anthony was already married and just had a baby. :dunno:

[stellar]

And this time it's forever.

Puhlease! Why can't the Neo Cons be against celebrity marriage? That institution does way more damage than gay marriage ever could.

[Mazinkaiser]

Third marriage and 5th serious relationship in 7 years (and to think at one point I actually concidered her attractive): :g2f:

Unknown - hubby #1
Sean "Puffy/Puff Daddy" Combs - engaged?
Chris Judd - hubby #2
Ben Affleck - engaged
Marc Anthony - hubby #3


you forgot:

generic_screename - engaged ;)

I dont get what the big deal is with her, I dont think shes attractive. She can't sing, or act. Must be the butt :rolleyes:

[AgentSun]

the butt has it.

[Mazinkaiser]

yeah, but whats she gonna do when thats gone?

[AyuRocks]

BrowderChick - He went out with J-Lo before he got married. Then his wife filed for divorced a rumored 3 days fter J-Lo and Ben split up.... hmmmm..

[AgentSun]

well, by then i'm sure they'll have invented butt implants, or will be able to clone her or digitize her so that an AI version of her will exist on computers, which will have screens all over the world, so every town looks like times square.

[Jeff O'Connor]

I don't give two flying damns what happens to her and what she's doing. I don't really like her that much in any way that I've seen her. I had these two very loud female customers today at work that as I tried to ask them for their Preferred Card, and tried to find out if they were doing credit or debit, and asking if they wanted cash back, they'd always raise their voice so that the whole frelling store could hear them with something to each other about J.Lo. I couldn't stand it. She's like reality television incarnate.

[Johnsgirl727]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that J.Lo really doesn't like to be alone. For longer than 5 minutes.:rolleyes:

[AgentSun]

she should marry herself and save America's men from the heartache. well, at least she only marries stars now. that leaves the normal men free.

[Selena]

Marc Anthony??? :huh: I thought he was killed way back before the fall of Rome. Isn't he a bit old for her? I mean a couple or 3 years is okay but a couple of dozen centuries is a bit much.:shrug:

[scapergin]

Okay, call me an optimist but I think this might actually last a year or two.

She seems to have more in common with Marc then with any of her other husbands or fiance's.

[AgentSun]

actually, i don't know about the common interest. marc has latin roots and j.lo has dark roots. she is as latin as the chalupa. everyone laughed when "jenny from the block" came out...cause her line is "don't be fooled by the rocks that i got" but she's singing that while on a yacht, or with a fur coat on, or while having five people do her hair and makeup. oh no, don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got...she's exactly the same girl from the bronx...

[scapergin]

she is as latin as the chalupa.

:rollin:

[trubador]

DROP THE CHALUPA, MARC ANTHONY!!! DROP THE CHALUPA, QUICK!!!
:rollin:

[Mike0812]

Marc Anthony??? :huh: I thought he was killed way back before the fall of Rome. Isn't he a bit old for her? I mean a couple or 3 years is okay but a couple of dozen centuries is a bit much.:shrug:

Didn't he commit suicide cause of another famous "diva", way back when?...maybe "she sang to him"...

[AgentSun]

well, cleopatra liked snakes. j.lo isn't an animal lover...she kills them for big fur coats and special hair extensions to support this:

[Mike0812]

well, cleopatra liked snakes. j.lo isn't an animal lover...she kills them for big fur coats and special hair extensions to support this:

Yeah, I used to sorta like her a bit, in the beginning...now, :grr: :yuck: ugh!...she's everything that's wrong with being a celebrity...not all of them, mind you, but STILL...enough!

[AgentSun]

she's missing the drug bust or the DUI.

[Mike0812]

she's missing the drug bust or the DUI.

Give her time...

[AgentSun]

i think marc and j.lo (can we call them marco? jennifarc? marcennifer? i like jennifarc.) won't last at all. he expected to be the sole breadwinner in the family and j.lo OBVIOUSLY makes more than he does, so i don't think that'll sit well.

[faustus]

when you make that much money it really dosn't matter

[AgentSun]

well kids...the truth is out. she is PREGNANT.

[AyuRocks]

:g2f: you've got to be frelling me >.<

Jennifarc...:lol

[AgentSun]

i like the term "jennifarc" (c) 2004 AgentSun

[AyuRocks]

My mom and I were talking about this... and I have a feeling she was pregnant before he was even divorced...

[faustus]

that is so screwed. Well there goes my they'll break up in a month plan

[AgentSun]

i said 6. this doesn't mean j.lo can't be a single mom. and we don't know how far along she is....some people don't show until the 3rd or 4th month...my mom barely showed at all when she had me. sure i weighed less than your average bowling ball but still!