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Third EYe
06-24-2004, 04:45 PM
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.


This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


(These are not facts, that I am aware of, just thought it was funny)

Jellyfish
06-24-2004, 04:58 PM
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Surely you are not suggestng that all elderly people will have both firm breasts and large erections regardless of gender? Because that is like nightmare time for me.

stellar
06-24-2004, 05:00 PM
That is funny. And sad at the same time. Maybe Ted Williams' head can be thawed out in the future so it can be grafted onto a priapic body with perky breasts so he can lose his mind.

Spedoinkel
06-24-2004, 05:22 PM
I don't remeber the exact phrasing or whitch book it is from, but in on of terry Pratchett's Discworld novels he talks about how a wizard could us magic to summon beautiful naked girls to his room, but since the spell is so complicated he would be so old that after the summoning he would have forgoten what came next.