"That's not mine, Baby."

[Frellster]

This story maybe a little R rated - but its kinda funny too.

An Oklahome state judge was accused of using a penis pump in court.

http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/411233|oddlyenough|06-24-2004::16:26|reuters.html

[trubador]

:rollin: No, that's just the gavel.... really.... honest.... it's the gavel.

[stellar]

Was it Sweedish?

[Third EYe]

you just never know, or...

[Col. Kathryn O'Neill]

oh boy what next.

[Zantar]

wow they actually exist. I thought it was just a joke....

[trubador]

I think he read from the wrong penal code. ba-da-bump

[scrape_medic]

I think he read from the wrong penal code. ba-da-bump
*snicker snort*

[Judith]

What I want to know is...does this invalidate his past judgements? I mean, if someone was doing that in front of me, I'd feel kind of sexually harrassed, and I'd feel like I wasn't getting a fair trial. This kind of behavior screams intimidation tactic to me...he's the judge...he's in power, and he's doing things that other people DON'T do (in public anyway) and it seems like it would make everyone in the courtroom really uncomfortable...the defendent....the lawyers...the jurors...etc.

[zap]

You know, I just don't get it. Why do something like that while on the clock? I mean, its the same (in a way) as getting high/drunk on the job! Why not do stuff that feels good when you are at home and you can really just let go and enjoy the sensations?

???????

[DRD2001]

I wonder how many criminals got off in his courtroom. :rolleyes:

It does give a whole new meaning to the phrase,
:groove: "Here comes the judge. Here comes the judge." :groove:

[NebariNookiee]

What a jerk off!

Sorry -- couldn't resist

[recklesshumor]

That's what happens when you're a lawyer for too long ... trust me

[Frellster]

I wonder if he ever dismissed anyone form his courtroom for inappropriate conduct; 'cause that would just be hypocritical.

[Third EYe]

I think being a hypocrite is not as bad as all that, I mean, do you know anyone who isn't a hypocrite in at least one part of thier life? Think really hard before you answer.

I'm just saying, can't we leave the hypocrite alone, we already beat up the liar, and we're all guilty of that too, so come on, lets save the hypocrite before it's too late.