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abbadon
06-25-2004, 12:54 PM
Just got sent this link..thought FMD pet fans may Enjoy...
Iams is that posh pet food which costs way more than Whiskers but doesn't make Fluffy's teeth rot..... What's wrong with flossing your kitten after every meal....I don't know.........
Anyway, they've compiled a list of queries from their 0800 customer care line........Enjoy.. ;)



http://www.petpublishing.com/catkit/news/iams01.shtml
grinner
06-25-2004, 12:57 PM
"I'm thinking of setting up a kennel, and I was wondering... how much poop can 50 dogs make in one year?" – dog owner, Davis, CA.:rollin:
who45
06-25-2004, 01:22 PM
Some of these people scare me.:eek:
AxezCore
06-25-2004, 02:17 PM
"My son just sold me a subscription to the Iams Your Cat Magazine. But you tell me it's free?" – concerned mom, Englewood, OH.

This one cracked me up :D
AgentSun
06-25-2004, 02:43 PM
"When my dog pees, he leaves brown patches all over the lawn. Is he peeing fire?" – dog owner, Covington, KY.

this just made me go "huh..." and try to see the correlation between brown patches and fire.
VBKatLou
06-25-2004, 03:08 PM
"I can smell my cat's urine and tell what cat food brand she's eating. Can you use this talent at Iams?" – cat owner, Sacramento, CA.

OK, now this is someone who really has no life. :rollin:
Third EYe
06-25-2004, 03:19 PM
is the dog's name Rygel?

I'll have to catch these laters, I got to go fishing. I hope none of my questions made it on there, if they did, I'll own up to them.

(right!)
abbadon
07-01-2004, 05:13 AM
"When my dog pees, he leaves brown patches all over the lawn. Is he peeing fire?" – dog owner, Covington, KY.




is the dog's name Rygel?





You'd want to hope he was House trained.. :eek:
Selena
07-01-2004, 09:22 AM
"When my dog pees, he leaves brown patches all over the lawn. Is he peeing fire?" – dog owner, Covington, KY.

Paul James the gardner guy will tell this bozo that urine contains uric acid and if a dog pees on a lawn and you are not watering the lawn - the concentrated urine will turn the grass brown and eventually kill it. That's why many dog owners have their dogs http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_13.gif and http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_14_1.gif on someone else's lawn.