Bad Farscape jokes

[Kiarou]

Q: What do you get when you combine pet transportation and a Peacekeeper warship?
A: A Command Cat Carrier

Q: What do Luxans call after hours parties?
A: Luxan Hyper Raves

Q: What do you call a non-violent pet on a Budong?
A: A Peacekeedva

[DRD2001]

Q: What do you get when you combine pet transportation and a Peacekeeper warship?
A: A Command Cat Carrier :lol How did I miss this? :lol That is just what I need. A Command Carrier for my cat. It only makes sense, since he is more in charge than I am. :D

[Craistine]

:spew: :wingnut:

*cough* more please, MORE!!! :D

[Antrobus]

Bonnie Hammer!

[AnnaSun]

Hi,

Why did Stark cross the road?

Because he wanted to cross-over.

From
Anna Sun
Thanks

[RedKarma]

Sure they're bad, but they're all mine, baby!

While visiting Earth, Nuranti (aka Wrinkles, Grandma) decided to go see an Earth doctor. The nice nurse took her height, weight, temperature and blood pressure, then led Nuranti into the doctor’s well appointed and expensive private office to speak with the doctor privately. The doctor said “Well, what seems to be the problem?” Nuranti replied “Doctor, I seem to be having trouble controlling my bladder.” The doctor said “Get off my rug!”

:):):):):):):):):)

Nuranti walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the alien that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. Nuranti thanks him and leaves. The next day, she returns and says, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells her that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. Nuranti, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, Nuranti returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, old lady! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid three eyed head to the bar!'' Nuranti is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says Nuranti. ''Got any grapes?''

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D’Argo walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder. The bartender turns, looks at him and says, ''Sorry sir, we don't serve food here!!''

[DRD2001]

Bonnie Hammer!Bad Antrobus!:whip:







:spew: Just kidding. Do it again. :lol

[Egraine]

Rated PG13....if you're easily offended, proceed no further....

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Since Crichton had run out of tape on his recorder, Aeryn was showing him how he could make private audio files on Moya's systems. At one point Aeryn instructed Crichton to type in a password he would use to protect his files. Crichton was in a rather amorous mood and figured he'd try for the shock effect, so he made it obvious that he was typing in "p...e...n...i...s" hoping to get a reaction from Aeryn. Unfortunately the reaction he got was Aeryn falling over laughing when the computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*** - Second Place in the 2002 Dirty Mind Brigade Dirty Joke Contest *Submitters name witheld so she doesn't beat the dren out of me*

OK, it's an old joke that got Scaped.

[Craistine]

:rollin:

[DRD2001]

I'm not good at jokes. Anyone got anymore?