The Farscape Story Game

[Farscape Forever]

I don't recall seeing this anywhere and its usually on most message boards.

It's simple, each poster posts one word in their post (no double posting) that contributes to a on going story. It usually ends up all crazy like, but try and keep the story about Farscape as much as possible.

It is usually a good idea to quote the previous post.. or copy + paste the story to your post and then bold the word you add.

I'll start it off:


Crichton

[LiLOrion]

Crichton


Pointed

[Tva]

Towards

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Towards

the

[JrMissToughChick]

airlock

[Martincore]

and

[Jeff O'Connor]

fired

[Tva]

Two

[Jeff O'Connor]

shots

[Tva]

From

[JrMissToughChick]

winona

[Spedoinkel]

. The



This has been done before but we where righting paragraphs. It ended up just being Selena and I posting back and forth, and we gave up we no one else showed interest.

[JrMissToughChick]

Nebari

[Spedoinkel]

ate

[Jeff O'Connor]

away

[Spedoinkel]

her

[Jeff O'Connor]

foe's

[Spedoinkel]

ability

[Tva]

to

[Spedoinkel]

sense

[Coinean Crichton]

what

[Spedoinkel]

other's

[ChianaGray]

watermelons

[Farscape Forever]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The Nebari ate away her foe’s ability to sense what other’s watermelons were

[Martincore]

meant

[Spedoinkel]

to

[Mike0812]

do

[Martincore]

to

[bubblez]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The Nebari ate away her foe’s ability to sense what other’s watermelons were meant to do to Hynerians.

[Martincore]

ehr... okay...

As

[Mike0812]

his

[ChianaGray]

highness

[jfranka]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The Nebari ate away her foe’s ability to sense what other’s watermelons were meant to do to Hynerians. As his highness

sarcastically

[Spedoinkel]

snorted,

[Mike0812]

"Well,

[Martincore]

what

[Ploppy the Kalish]

are

[Martincore]

you

[Spedoinkel]

going

[Mike0812]

to

[Martincore]

do

[Spedoinkel]

for

[Martincore]

me

[Farscape Forever]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The Nebari ate away her foe’s ability to sense what other’s watermelons were meant to do to Hynerians. As his highness sarcastically snorted, “Well what are you going to do for me Crichton”?
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Well i'm just happy the first sentence made sense :D

[Spedoinkel]

"I

[Craistine]

have

[Tva]

a

[Martincore]

plan

[stellar]

whom

[Spedoinkel]

....whom? I don't thank that fits but oh well.

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The Nebari ate away her foe’s ability to sense what other’s watermelons were meant to do to Hynerians. As his highness sarcastically snorted, “Well what are you going to do for me Crichton”?
"I have a plan, whom ever

[Tva]

opens

[Craistine]

the

[Tva]

hatch

[LiLOrion]

gets

[Spedoinkel]

a

[Tva]

face

[Spedoinkel]

full

[Mike0812]

of

[Craistine]

blistered

[stellar]

oozing

[Spedoinkel]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The Nebari ate away her foe’s ability to sense what other’s watermelons were meant to do to Hynerians. As his highness sarcastically snorted, “Well what are you going to do for me Crichton”?
"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered oozing...ooz."

[Mike0812]

"Great

[Spedoinkel]

that's

[Tva]

Frelling

[Spedoinkel]

perfect."

[stellar]

Just

[Tva]

The

[Spedoinkel]

other

[Martincore]

day

[Tva]

the

[Martincore]

Scarrans

[Spedoinkel]

had

[Tva]

tried

[Martincore]

pulling

[bubblez]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The Nebari ate away her foe’s ability to sense what other’s watermelons were meant to do to Hynerians. As his highness sarcastically snorted, “Well what are you going to do for me Crichton”?
"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered oozing...ooz."
"Great, that's frelling perfect."
Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper

[Tva]

Information

[Mike0812]

from

[Spedoinkel]

an

[Martincore]

unnamed

[Spedoinkel]

migrant

[LiLOrion]

farmer

[abbadon]

Named

[Spedoinkel]

Ba'Ger.

[scrape_medic]

Who

[stellar]

sneezed

[abbadon]

many

[scrape_medic]

small

[abbadon]

sticky

[scrape_medic]

blue

[abbadon]

round

[scrape_medic]

marbles

[La Bomba]

all

[abbadon]

joined

[La Bomba]

by

[scrape_medic]

bubblegum

[LiLOrion]

which

[scrape_medic]

was

[La Bomba]

given

[scrape_medic]

to

[La Bomba]

him

[scrape_medic]

by

[abbadon]

the

[GeneralBraca]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.

[scrape_medic]

securtiy

[LiLOrion]

came

[scrape_medic]

l (lowercase L)

[Spedoinkel]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l is

[Tva]

Hard

[Spedoinkel]

in

[Martincore]

so

[Tva]

they

[Scaper-Wannabe]

starburst

[Tva]

the

[Martincore]

frell

[bubblez]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta

[Martincore]

(...starburst the frell outta this sentence...)

There.

[Mike0812]

"Sparky!

[Scaper-Wannabe]

Where

[SCAPERFOREVER1904]

Is

[Martincore]

the

[Mike0812]

frelling

[Scaper-Wannabe]

Toilet?!(no not really)



pulse

[Martincore]

rifle

[bubblez]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"

[Frellster]

"In

[Mike0812]

front

[Martincore]

of

[Frellster]

my

[Spedoinkel]

big

[Frellster]

towel

[Spedoinkel]

dispensor."

[ChianaGray]

Rygel

[Martincore]

snorted

[Spedoinkel]

sarcastically




yeah I went there.

[ChianaGray]

while

[Spedoinkel]

the

[Martincore]

Nebari

[Spedoinkel]

cleaned

[Scaper-Wannabe]

some

[Martincore]

of

[abbadon]

meantime

[Tva]

off

[scrape_medic]

to

[stellar]

blow

[abbadon]

up

[stellar]

tree

[scrape_medic]

house

[abbadon]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"
In front of my big towel dispensor.....Rygel snorted sarcastically
While the nebari cleaned some off

Meantime off to blow up tree house City

[LiLOrion]

(start off new sentence with)


Endor

[Coinean Crichton]

what

[LiLOrion]

are

[ChianaGray]

sporkles?

[Tva]

Crichton

[scrape_medic]

made

[Spedoinkel]

tuna

[Tva]

Pasties

[Spedoinkel]

with

[abbadon]

Tuna....?

[Spedoinkel]

Crighton made tuna pasties with...tuna?

Okay, okay I just have to laugh.


Suddenly,

[ChianaGray]

without

[LiLOrion]

warning

[Spedoinkel]

1812

[Mike0812]

shot

[Frellster]

sparks

[Spedoinkel]

at

[abbadon]

the

[scifinutter]

pasties

(the irony of this I actually played this with Scapers in RL!)

[Scaper-Wannabe]

treehouse

[Tva]

Knocking

[Scaper-Wannabe]

over

[Tva]

the

[bubblez]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"
In front of my big towel dispensor.....Rygel snorted sarcastically
While the nebari cleaned some off

Meantime off to blow up tree house City

Endor what are sporkles?

Crichton made tuna Pasties with Tuna...? Suddenly, without warning, 1812 shot sparks at the pasties treehouse Knocking over the collection

[Scaper-Wannabe]

of

[Farscape Forever]

expensive

[Spedoinkel]

watermelons

[Mike0812]

causing

[Scaper-Wannabe]

death

[Tva]

to

[Mike0812]

many

[Tva]

little

[Frellster]

cloned

[Tva]

Pasties

[buckwheat the 16th]

. Observing

[Frellster]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"
In front of my big towel dispensor.....Rygel snorted sarcastically
While the nebari cleaned some off

Meantime off to blow up tree house City

Endor what are sporkles?

Crichton made tuna Pasties with Tuna...? Suddenly, without warning, 1812 shot sparks at the pasties treehouse Knocking over the collection of expensive watermelons, causing death to many little cloned Pasties.

Observing events

[Tva]

Rygel

[Mike0812]

ate

[Craistine]

all

[Mike0812]

the

[Spedoinkel]

remaining

[Mike0812]

watermelons

[Spedoinkel]

"Oh,

[Craistine]

this

[LiLOrion]

is

[Craistine]

frelling

[Scaper-Wannabe]

good!

[LiLOrion]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"
In front of my big towel dispensor.....Rygel snorted sarcastically
While the nebari cleaned some off

Meantime off to blow up tree house City

Endor what are sporkles?

Crichton made tuna Pasties with Tuna...? Suddenly, without warning, 1812 shot sparks at the pasties treehouse Knocking over the collection of expensive watermelons, causing death to many little cloned Pasties.

Observing events Rygel ate all the remaining watermelons.

"Oh, this is frelling good!"

Then

[Craistine]

a

[Mike0812]

furious

[Craistine]

nasty-minded

[LiLOrion]

Scarren

[Tva]

eating

[Craistine]

some

[Spedoinkel]

tuna

[r0b]

and

[Craistine]

bellows

[scrape_medic]

made

[Tva]

a

[Frellster]

hot

[scrape_medic]

one

[Craistine]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"
In front of my big towel dispensor.....Rygel snorted sarcastically
While the nebari cleaned some off

Meantime off to blow up tree house City

Endor what are sporkles?

Crichton made tuna Pasties with Tuna...? Suddenly, without warning, 1812 shot sparks at the pasties treehouse Knocking over the collection of expensive watermelons, causing death to many little cloned Pasties.

Observing events Rygel ate all the remaining watermelons.

"Oh, this is frelling good!"

Then a furious Scarren eating some tuna and bellows made a hot one , pronto!

[Tva]

screamed

[Spedoinkel]

Noranti.

[Tva]

What

[Craistine]

can

[Tva]

one

[Spedoinkel]

leviathan

[Craistine]

do

[Tva]

out

[jfranka]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"
In front of my big towel dispensor.....Rygel snorted sarcastically
While the nebari cleaned some off

Meantime off to blow up tree house City

Endor what are sporkles?

Crichton made tuna Pasties with Tuna...? Suddenly, without warning, 1812 shot sparks at the pasties treehouse Knocking over the collection of expensive watermelons, causing death to many little cloned Pasties.

Observing events Rygel ate all the remaining watermelons.

"Oh, this is frelling good!"

Then a furious Scarren eating some tuna and bellows made a hot one , pronto! screamed Noranti. What can one leviathan do out
wit

[Scaper-Wannabe]

the

[Farscape Forever]

evil

(btw can someone translate the story from crazy into english for me sometime :D)

[Spedoinkel]

Turkeys.

It started in English but it keeps relapsing into crazy watermelon/tuna.

[Craistine]

Maybe

[abbadon]

We

[Scaper-Wannabe]

should

[Craistine]

consider

[stellar]

apple

[scaper4eva]

bobing

[stellar]

for

[Scaper-Wannabe]

Scorpy

[scaper4eva]

and

[Spedoinkel]

parts

[Tva]

replacing

[LiLOrion]

Crichton pointed towards the airlock and fired two shots from Winona. The
Nebari ate away her foe's ability to sense what other's watermelons were
meant to do to Hynerians.

As his highness sarcastically snorted, "well, what are you going to do for
me, Crichton?"

"I have a plan, whom ever opens the hatch gets a face full of blistered
oozing... ooze."

"Great, that's frelling perfect."

Just the other day the Scarrans had tried pulling Peacekeeper information
from an unnamed migrant farmer named Ba'Ger. Who sneezed many small sticky
blue round marbles all joined by bubblegum which was give to him by the
watermelon.
Security came l (lowercase L) is Hard in so they starburst the frell outta there.

"Sparky! Where is the frelling pulse rifle !?"
In front of my big towel dispensor.....Rygel snorted sarcastically
While the nebari cleaned some off

Meantime off to blow up tree house City

Endor what are sporkles?

Crichton made tuna Pasties with Tuna...? Suddenly, without warning, 1812 shot sparks at the pasties treehouse Knocking over the collection of expensive watermelons, causing death to many little cloned Pasties.

Observing events Rygel ate all the remaining watermelons.

"Oh, this is frelling good!"

Then a furious Scarren eating some tuna and bellows made a hot one. "Pronto!" screamed Noranti. What can one leviathan do out wit the evil turkeys. Maybe we should consider apple bobing for Scorpy and parts replacing the

[Spedoinkel]

shield

[LiLOrion]

with

[Tva]

surrounding

[ChianaGray]

mucus

[Spedoinkel]

glands

[Scaper-Wannabe]

watermelons

[Scaper-Wannabe]

.

[ChianaGray]

The

[Tva]

Command

[Scaper-Wannabe]

carrier

[scaper4eva]

kicks

[La Bomba]

into

[scaper4eva]

action

[Craistine]

and

[La Bomba]

veers

[Mike0812]

along