Owlman
07-15-2004, 08:41 PM
I had just woken up the morning at the early time of 1PM, when my phone rings. I wearily pick it up, and my old football buddy, Clint, from high school asks me to go to Mel's with him. If your from the Houston area, you may have heard of Mel's.
Anyways, we drive out to the hick down of Tomball, and pull up to Mel's. Long story short, I end up getting darred to eat the MegaMel, which consists of:
1 and a half pounds of beef
1 pound of bacon
1/4 pound of cheese
bread
and a couple salads worth of vegtibles (I shit you not, there was a pound of onions on the thing).
It was almost two feet tall! It had to be held up chopsticks!
I haven't had a hamburger in at least half a year, and I have banned all fast food (even pizza) since I switched from powerlifting to bodybuilding. I'm used to protien shakes, lean beef, and poltery, and I took on this monster!
Anways, I managed to take the bastard down in 30 minutes (my skinny friend who goes through SEAL bootcamp for fun took it in 20).
So now, I have my photo on the Mel's wall of fame. So, if you go to Mels, look for the muscular guy with long hair giving the metal horns next to his huge stack of heart attack on a plate, and you know what the Owl looks like.
So, I won a free MegaMel (as if I will ever eat one again), and a spot on the wall of fame. Oh, and I won a huge amount of heart burn. I now officially swear off gigantic hamburgers that shorten your life by months.
In case you want to know, the record is 9 minutes, and that guy is dead. Any guesses to his cause of death?
Anyways, we drive out to the hick down of Tomball, and pull up to Mel's. Long story short, I end up getting darred to eat the MegaMel, which consists of:
1 and a half pounds of beef
1 pound of bacon
1/4 pound of cheese
bread
and a couple salads worth of vegtibles (I shit you not, there was a pound of onions on the thing).
It was almost two feet tall! It had to be held up chopsticks!
I haven't had a hamburger in at least half a year, and I have banned all fast food (even pizza) since I switched from powerlifting to bodybuilding. I'm used to protien shakes, lean beef, and poltery, and I took on this monster!
Anways, I managed to take the bastard down in 30 minutes (my skinny friend who goes through SEAL bootcamp for fun took it in 20).
So now, I have my photo on the Mel's wall of fame. So, if you go to Mels, look for the muscular guy with long hair giving the metal horns next to his huge stack of heart attack on a plate, and you know what the Owl looks like.
So, I won a free MegaMel (as if I will ever eat one again), and a spot on the wall of fame. Oh, and I won a huge amount of heart burn. I now officially swear off gigantic hamburgers that shorten your life by months.
In case you want to know, the record is 9 minutes, and that guy is dead. Any guesses to his cause of death?