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Owlman
07-15-2004, 08:41 PM
I had just woken up the morning at the early time of 1PM, when my phone rings. I wearily pick it up, and my old football buddy, Clint, from high school asks me to go to Mel's with him. If your from the Houston area, you may have heard of Mel's.

Anyways, we drive out to the hick down of Tomball, and pull up to Mel's. Long story short, I end up getting darred to eat the MegaMel, which consists of:
1 and a half pounds of beef
1 pound of bacon
1/4 pound of cheese
bread
and a couple salads worth of vegtibles (I shit you not, there was a pound of onions on the thing).

It was almost two feet tall! It had to be held up chopsticks!

I haven't had a hamburger in at least half a year, and I have banned all fast food (even pizza) since I switched from powerlifting to bodybuilding. I'm used to protien shakes, lean beef, and poltery, and I took on this monster!

Anways, I managed to take the bastard down in 30 minutes (my skinny friend who goes through SEAL bootcamp for fun took it in 20).

So now, I have my photo on the Mel's wall of fame. So, if you go to Mels, look for the muscular guy with long hair giving the metal horns next to his huge stack of heart attack on a plate, and you know what the Owl looks like.

So, I won a free MegaMel (as if I will ever eat one again), and a spot on the wall of fame. Oh, and I won a huge amount of heart burn. I now officially swear off gigantic hamburgers that shorten your life by months.

In case you want to know, the record is 9 minutes, and that guy is dead. Any guesses to his cause of death?

AgentSun
07-15-2004, 08:45 PM
::shudder:: i don't know whether to say congrats or hand you a Tums.

vikingscaper
07-15-2004, 08:49 PM
Congratulations on this accomplishment! I know that I wouldn't be able to do so.

Owlman
07-15-2004, 08:49 PM
My Abs were already throbbing from bodybuilding, now it is just horrible!

No more grease in my diet!

All that is left is alcohol and occasionally tobacco (I only smoke when I drink unfortunantly enough) to lose all the vices. But, I really don't see booze going away.

LT Garrix
07-15-2004, 08:53 PM
Reminds me of the Simpson's ep with the huge steak where Homer gets into it with a Trucker, who dies of a heart attack during the contest.

I don't know whether to say congrats or have some Tums.

BTW, there was a news report in Oz when I was there that smoking while drinking increases your risk of cancer.

Owlman
07-15-2004, 09:02 PM
BTW, there was a news report in Oz when I was there that smoking while drinking increases your risk of cancer.

Spectacular

What makes it even worse is I'm half assed alergic to smoke to begin with. But, whenever I have half a load on, it seems like a good idea. And, it does have some hightening effects.

faustus
07-16-2004, 12:48 AM
your alive right?

Darth Buddha
07-16-2004, 12:54 AM
And you have sufficient TP for your eema handy, I hope.

What do they use for TP in the UT's, BTW?

Dentics for the Dental Orifice......?

These are the thoughts that keep me up late at night. These are the thoughts that got me that nice vacation in the spa with the padded walls....

faustus
07-16-2004, 01:03 AM
while your there get me an icecream

Owlman
07-16-2004, 01:49 AM
while your there get me an icecream

Want an ice cream sammich or an Eskimo Pie?