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janey_13
08-06-2004, 07:01 AM
Man Shoots Himself in Rear End link (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040806/ap_on_fe_st/shot_in_rear&e=1&ncid=)

BRISTOW, Okla. - Drew Patterson wanted to protect himself after hearing reports of an fugitive in this northeastern Oklahoma community.

He didn't think he would nursing a sore rear end.

Patterson's .22-caliber pistol, hooked into the waist band of his denim shorts with the hammer pulled back, apparently fired, hitting Patterson in the left buttock Wednesday afternoon.

Patterson, 27, said he suffered "one of my most embarrassing moments" when his gun fired.

"At first, I didn't feel anything at all," said Patterson, who talked readily about the incident Thursday at his parents' Bristow home.

"Then about 30 seconds later, I felt that burning, stinging," he said.

He felt something warm trickling down his left leg and found an exit wound.

Patterson said he walked into his parents' home and said, "Mom, I did something bad."

Law enforcement officers searching for escaped inmate Raymond Lee Smith, 26, who ran from a Bristow courtroom Wednesday, stopped their hunt when Patterson's gunshot wound was reported.

Smith fled a courtroom in handcuffs and an orange jump suit and was still at large Thursday. He was facing charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a police officer.

Residents in the Bristow area armed themselves last year when a suspected murderer, Scott Eizember, roamed the rural area as authorities searched for him for 37 days.

"I had good intentions, but I screwed the whole thing up," Patterson said.

Patterson said he was told to keep walking to avoid complications as the wound healed.

"It hurts fiercely now," he said while walking slowly and gingerly.

shadowshiv
08-06-2004, 07:07 AM
Better his bum than the other private area that could have been hit! :eek:

Antrobus
08-06-2004, 07:13 AM
Patterson said he walked into his parents' home and said, "Mom, I did something bad."

Mom, my bad! :rollin:

Rhys
08-06-2004, 09:00 AM
Law enforcement officers searching for escaped inmate Raymond Lee Smith, 26, who ran from a Bristow courtroom Wednesday, stopped their hunt when Patterson's gunshot wound was reported.


Can anyone make sense of this? "Some local was an idiot, so we should stop looking for the escaped criminal?" I don't get it.

Rhys

Col. Kathryn O'Neill
08-06-2004, 09:05 AM
talk about a 'major pain in the ass' that had got to have hurt... 'suse me while i go crack up right now

Darth Buddha
08-06-2004, 09:09 AM
....with the hammer pulled back...

What a frellnik.

Selena
08-06-2004, 09:20 AM
Bummer :g2f:

Kurt_eh
08-06-2004, 09:26 AM
What an asinine-millimetre thing to do!

Darth Buddha
08-06-2004, 09:48 AM
Can anyone make sense of this? "Some local was an idiot, so we should stop looking for the escaped criminal?" I don't get it.

Rhys

O.K., if all you get from dispatch is "Gunshot wound reported" and you are looking for an escaped criminal.... where do you think you'd look next?

Rhys
08-06-2004, 10:49 AM
O.K., if all you get from dispatch is "Gunshot wound reported" and you are looking for an escaped criminal.... where do you think you'd look next?

Well, I wouldn't stop looking, simply because this incident was not directly related to the guy I was looking for.

Rhys

Darth Buddha
08-06-2004, 10:53 AM
Well, I wouldn't stop looking, simply because this incident was not directly related to the guy I was looking for.

Rhys

You missed the point. I strongly suspect they didn't get that much information.

With limited info, until you go and see, you don't know that.... it was a fair bet that it was directly related to the search, so I'd want forces to converge there to contain the dude so he didn't "shoot somebody else".

I'm sure they wouldn't have scrambled if they'd known all it was that some boob shot himself in the ass.

AgentSun
08-06-2004, 12:45 PM
darwin award honorable mention!

Antrobus
08-06-2004, 01:03 PM
He'll now be known as a "badass"!

Darth Buddha
08-06-2004, 01:10 PM
If he doesn't draw a good doctor, he could be known as "half ass"..

Ba Dum Ching!

There's a large part of me that wants to be a Lounge Lizard in Vegas at this very moment.

B Sharp
08-06-2004, 02:05 PM
....hooked into the waist band of his denim shorts with the hammer pulled back, apparently fired, hitting Patterson in the left buttock Wednesday afternoon. ....

yep, apparently. Is that sarcasm, or droll wit?