Spiteful Horse (Funny Story)

[scaperbuddy]

This happened to me last night. We went to a Frontier Culture Museum yesterday evening. Basically it's outdoors and you walk around a village setting and there are houses and farms of european living in the 17th century.

We get to an American farm and there is this horse I think is really cute so I go to pet it while my husband is talking to someone dressed in period costume as a farmer. This child comes up next to me. The horse lets me pet it. Then it gets a little upset. I don't know why. The child tries to pets it and it tries to bite her and she falls back. But the horse didn't bite her. I told her jump back as I saw the horse looked upset. This wasn't the funny part. Don't worry she was fine.

The funny part is the horse gets disgusted we still don't know why turns turns around just like a disgusted human would and shows us her butt and passes a loud gas bomb then kicks her legs like a mule and runs off. I think the horse did this for spite! She was in a fence so she couldn't have hurt us. The farmer told us afterwards that the horse was upset that we didn't feed her. The horses had been getting spoiled by people feeding them. Everyone was bursting out laughing. Wish I had a camera!

[BrowderChick]

:lol

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That had to have been hilarious. But someone should have warned you first. I would have hated to see that little girl get hurt. But as long as she didnt, I can laugh at it.

:lol

[Mrelia]

ROFLMAO!
Horses are sooooooo human in their ways of expressing displeasure. My family has a small herd of Shetland ponies that likes to hop the fence to go hang out with the neighbors' horses.
When we drag the suckers back and release them into our own fields, they run around in circles, passing gas the whole time, before running off the see if we've found all their "secret passages" through the fence.

You've got to be cautious working with animals, especially in a public place. The church I went to when I was a kid had a live nativity every year with real animals, (of course we couldn't get camels so the three Kings led llamas) including a gentle donkey named Oscar. One year, Oscar took a deep disliking to the current Virgin Mary and had to be restrained from biting her any time she came near him. She eventually traded places with one of the backup angels. We also learned the hard way one year that you shouldn't have a flock of co-ed sheep...

[AgentSun]

Sheep Gone Wild!

[shadowshiv]

Maybe the horse was upset as she had to let out that huge stinkbomb! :D

[AgentSun]

you think the horse needed some midol?

[shadowshiv]

you think the horse needed some midol?

What is midol? A laxative?

[AgentSun]

menstrual cramp medication. have you learned nothing from the pees in shower thread?

[shadowshiv]

menstrual cramp medication. have you learned nothing from the pees in shower thread?

D'oh! I should have remembered! Sorry about that! :O

[AgentSun]

do we need to get you a guidebook?

actually, there was a study a while back that said that men have PMS too. so instead of buying more clothes, i suppose they buy more power tools?

[shadowshiv]

do we need to get you a guidebook?

actually, there was a study a while back that said that men have PMS too. so instead of buying more clothes, i suppose they buy more power tools?

Not me! I'll stick with computer games! :D

[Mrelia]

Umm..some girls DO buy power tools when they have PMS.

"Honey...where'd the power sander come from?"
"I can't stand looking at the finish on that chair anymore! I NEED that sander!!!!!!!"
"OK, just wondering...should I ask about the cordless drill kit?"