Avast me heartys, today be...

[Kurt_eh]

international talk like a pirate day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/)

Arrrrr!

[scrape_medic]

Ahoy me beauty, fancy a jar of grog? Thar 'll chase the bilge rats out of yar hornpipe.......arrrrr!

[RedKarma]

Yar, I be needin' the grog, when thee gets a chance. 'Tis a bonny day for the pirate speak, I think it even be a day for a dance or two. I beed putting on a fine frock and givin' me word not to be stabbing thee or yourn wonderin' eye. Leastaways until we pull into port.

[Necron]

This sounds like my 12th grade english class...

[AyuRocks]

I am Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!!

[BaseLine]

Look, a three headed monkey!

[AyuRocks]

WHERE?!


Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!

[BaseLine]

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

[AyuRocks]

(Too bad they're all fabricated.)

You can't match my witty repartee!!

[BaseLine]

(they're still funny nonetheless :))

I could, if you would use some breath spray.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

[RedKarma]

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

Thee beed struggling for the grog jar, aye?

Here be some fine rum, or a swig of brandy which e'er thee prefer. :drinkin:

[TheBladeRoden]

Arr-Araaar-Araaarrr! Hooked on a feeeeyulin, aye! I be high on beleeven, matey, thatcha bein in luv wit me! Aar!

[Third EYe]

you guys sound like my mom, cut it out...

[AyuRocks]

(they're still funny nonetheless :))

I could, if you would use some breath spray.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!


no no.. "Too bad they're all fabricated" was the response to "Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!"

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

:roflmao:

[AyuRocks]

You have the sex appeal of a Shar-pei.

[BaseLine]

no no.. "Too bad they're all fabricated" was the response to "Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!"

Alas, my knowledge of sword fighting is limited. I've only played the first two installments of Monkey Island. And the demos of 3 and 4.

[AyuRocks]

Ah well, that would explain it.

They're selling the monkey madness package at LucasArts.com with all four of the games on CDs, I really need to get that, you should look into it as well :D

[RedKarma]

"Ah, the simple joy of a monkey knife fight!"

Yar, who beed that braggart? A jug of fine brandy to the winner, and a keel-hauling for the loser! 'Tis the law of the high seas when thee be playing the monkey quote game!

[RedKarma]

Yar, that beed alright if thee doan want to play. Monkeys be land creatures afterall.

[Lord Loser]

A jug of fine brandy to the winner, and a keel-hauling for the loser! Keel-hauling? :sweaty:

[scrape_medic]

"the loser" not "Lord loser"....mind.....:elol:

[trubador]

"But, why the rum???" :eek:

[Kathleen]

ummm... aargh?

[Quiet Scaper]

What is a pirate's favorite pizza??






Pepp-argh-oni :lol

[Antrobus]

Arrrgh!....I be "Pirate Doug the Fruit" !! :rolleyes:

Blimey! What the hell manner o' pirate be that!

.....ere it's "yo ho ho and a bottle of.....fine fruity drinks!"

[sny]

Arr-Araaar-Araaarrr! Hooked on a feeeeyulin, aye! I be high on beleeven, matey, thatcha bein in luv wit me! Aar!

"Hooked on a Feelin'" in Pirate-speak. Pleasantly unique, but are you backed by a random motorcycle alien and bouncing natives like The Hasselhoff?

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

[vikingscaper]

Wow! I talked like a pirate at work today and I didn't even know that it was Talk Like a Pirate Day today.

[Kurt_eh]

Yar, there be a classic Pirate shinty from the Northern Wildes of Canada.

'Tis by the Arrogant Worms, and it be called "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate!"

(Fahr the record, Saskatchewan be one of the two provinces in Can-ahr-da that's land locked...)

I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine,

I had a little stretch of land along the city line

But time went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there

And bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no

"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"

The government, the promised me a measly little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?

I'm gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!!!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large

But just the other day I found an unprotected barge

I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,

I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!

A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river

Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver

Cause they know that TRACTOR JACK is hiding in the bay

I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat

He'd follow on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat

But cutbacks were a'coming and the Mountie lost his job

And now he's sailing with us, and we call him Salty Bob!

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company

I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (SCREW IT!!)

Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas

If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

(*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty dog!)

(*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty gopher!)

(*spoken* Arr.. ya.. salty bale of hay!)

Well, Pirate life's appealing but you just don't find it here,

I've heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers

They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay

And you're gonna loose your stetson if you have to pass their way!

Well, winter is a'comin' and a chill is in the breeze

My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze

I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go

I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores...

This be the best I could get fahr an mp3:
http://www.maplemusic.com/dept.asp?dept%5Fid=1204&page=8&lang=EN

[faustus]

who comes up with this stuff?

[scaperbuddy]

Well, shiver me timbers!

[abbadon]

awwwwwwwww.....missed it......


Barbossa : : So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?

Jack Sparrow : No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

Barbossa : But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some
beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.

Jack Sparrow : Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow : Funny ol' world, innit?

[scrape_medic]

:lol: that is one evil looking kittie..

[Col.Batguano]

Oh what Jolly Good Fun! privateering on the Oopen Oocean with Real Buccaneeas,
come on lads let us grab ourselves a Spanish Galleon.
Blootty Maaauuuvelous.

[scrape_medic]

is that a welsh pirate I hear...:eek:

[Fyodor]

Its not the day anymore but:

YARRRRR.... THERE BE NO RULES 'PON THE SEAS!!!

[BaseLine]

Ah well, that would explain it.

They're selling the monkey madness package at LucasArts.com with all four of the games on CDs, I really need to get that, you should look into it as well :D

Bah, I need a Green Card for that...they only ship in the U.S.

Does Stan (the salesman) also make an appearance in Curse & Escape? He's hilarious. :D