Otto the Mild
10-03-2004, 07:39 PM
From the Luxan News Service
Dateline: Hyneria
Playing down claims of biased reporting at the government-run Royal Hynerian Newsfeed, Dominar Rygel declared that he saw no need for further investigation into the release of a fake memo regarding President Braca's sexual history. The memo, which was written on the wall of a Command Carrier's mens' room, was reported by the Newsfeed to be a genuine account of President Braca's sexual liaisons with each of his superior officers. "Oh, we all know Braca had an unsavory attraction for officers in tight leather, regardless of gender or species," Rygel declared. "It would explain why he's always following Crichton around, hmm? Heh-heh-heh."
This alleged linkage to notorious terrorist John Crichton, who to date has killed nearly two million PK Commandos with a spoon, drew the most outraged reaction from Braca. "I only want to kiss, agh, kill him," Braca insisted at a press conference.
When asked for a comment about the allegations regarding Crichton and Braca, long-time Crichton associate and Nebari fugitive Chi'ana replied, "Frell, now I'll have to shower again."
-From the Luxan News Service
"No news escapes us, because we hunt it down without mercy."
Dateline: Hyneria
Playing down claims of biased reporting at the government-run Royal Hynerian Newsfeed, Dominar Rygel declared that he saw no need for further investigation into the release of a fake memo regarding President Braca's sexual history. The memo, which was written on the wall of a Command Carrier's mens' room, was reported by the Newsfeed to be a genuine account of President Braca's sexual liaisons with each of his superior officers. "Oh, we all know Braca had an unsavory attraction for officers in tight leather, regardless of gender or species," Rygel declared. "It would explain why he's always following Crichton around, hmm? Heh-heh-heh."
This alleged linkage to notorious terrorist John Crichton, who to date has killed nearly two million PK Commandos with a spoon, drew the most outraged reaction from Braca. "I only want to kiss, agh, kill him," Braca insisted at a press conference.
When asked for a comment about the allegations regarding Crichton and Braca, long-time Crichton associate and Nebari fugitive Chi'ana replied, "Frell, now I'll have to shower again."
-From the Luxan News Service
"No news escapes us, because we hunt it down without mercy."