everchangingnick
11-15-2004, 08:38 PM
Zippers and artificially frozen cafes.
To determine why Laurie had stolen her own diary, Kevin did considerable research at the town's public library, telling the librarians his hours of work were for a school project.
The kindly women admired his dutifulness to his studies and even brought him sandwiches and pie.
When one of them caught sight of his notes and realized it had nothing to do with school, they began hitting him in the head with large heavy volumes and scratching him with their fingernails.
Eventually, he had no choice but to use the self destruct device Professor Saunders had given him, and the Earth was immediately destroyed.
Later, alien ships visiting the Sol system were disappointed to find one of their favorite attractions, the ringed planet Saturn, and been drawn closer to the sun due to Earth's absence, and all the ice in the rings had melted, raining down on the planet and ruining the lives of every Cabbage Patch kid who lived there.
Afterward, there was pudding.
The End.
Epilog:
Poisonous snakes were discovered in 1937 by entertainer Mom's Mabley. Then time travelers revealed their existence to a much earlier generation, altering the flow of history which resulted in Laurie stealing her own diary to cover up the temporal anomaly. Thank you all for coming, now get out or the doberman will be let out of the back bedroom.
To determine why Laurie had stolen her own diary, Kevin did considerable research at the town's public library, telling the librarians his hours of work were for a school project.
The kindly women admired his dutifulness to his studies and even brought him sandwiches and pie.
When one of them caught sight of his notes and realized it had nothing to do with school, they began hitting him in the head with large heavy volumes and scratching him with their fingernails.
Eventually, he had no choice but to use the self destruct device Professor Saunders had given him, and the Earth was immediately destroyed.
Later, alien ships visiting the Sol system were disappointed to find one of their favorite attractions, the ringed planet Saturn, and been drawn closer to the sun due to Earth's absence, and all the ice in the rings had melted, raining down on the planet and ruining the lives of every Cabbage Patch kid who lived there.
Afterward, there was pudding.
The End.
Epilog:
Poisonous snakes were discovered in 1937 by entertainer Mom's Mabley. Then time travelers revealed their existence to a much earlier generation, altering the flow of history which resulted in Laurie stealing her own diary to cover up the temporal anomaly. Thank you all for coming, now get out or the doberman will be let out of the back bedroom.