Secret Identity....

[harveywhispers]

Let me preface this by stating, I know that giving away your secret identity within this thread would make it null and void. :O ;)

Okay...
If you were to join the witness protection program, a new age cult, legally change your name or become a secret agent...what would you want your name to be?

I realize that there are games which will generate a wide variety of names, but I want to know what your "free will" secret identity would be.

*scurries off to think of a name*

[tribsaint]

I'd become a superhero.

[Defect9]

I would be captain DJ Monkeyshines

or possibly Mr. Dinglepants. Richard Dinglepants.

[tribsaint]

I don't have a name. It's a secret. Let's just leave it at "superhero". ;)

[BillFrugge]

Pinback

or

Gordon Bennett

[DRD2001]

Bob

[bubblez]

Well, one day while Skippy and I ( you folks may know him as Prince) were sitting by our favorite stream, tossing pebbles at water spiders, I let him know that I was thinking of dropping my name, as it were, and use a glyph which incorporates the male and female signs along with the alchemy symbol for soapstone. He said he thought that was cool as he kerplunked one of the bugs (he always had good aim).

But, later in life, Prince got an attitude and had some disagreement with a record company and used my idea. I asked him how he could steal someone's dream like that. He apologized and said I could still become a Treble Clef, but we both knew that the dream had been crushed.

That was the last time I thought of having a new identity. Now that the issue has been raised again, I thought of using something unique and unusual.... like H2O!! Yeah, that should work!

[harveywhispers]

I have chosen...

Ellington Cobretti

:D

Not a clue as to why I chose it...other than it sounding cool. :D

Maybe I should go by this name at Burbank!? :D

[vikingscaper]

I have chosen...

Ellington Cobretti

:D

Not a clue as to why I chose it...other than it sounding cool. :D

Maybe I should go by this name at Burbank!? :D

Hello Ellington! My name is Dennis, Wolfington Dennis.

[harveywhispers]

Hello Ellington! My name is Dennis, Wolfington Dennis.

:roflmao:

Who named you!? ;)

[vikingscaper]

:roflmao:

Who named you!? ;)

You named me. :(

[JadeScape]

Lets see....I call myself Harvey sometimes when people ask me who I am...I have been called Blanch by some guy that could not remember Harvey as my name...lol...still thinking about it all get back to you on that one....:D

[JadeScape]

If I say what my secret identity is...doesn't that blow my cover...lol

[Col.Batguano]

if I was undercover I would use the name "Styles Bitchly"
- it's a real name of someone who played the trumpet for Rodney Dangerfield at his club (if you heard the comedy album you know).
then as part of my cover I would get married to a real nasty mean tempered school teacher so her students would have to call her Mrs. Bitchly :D

[trubador]

Dr. Benjamin Dover?

[AgentSun]

Alexandra......not sure about the last name. but i always liked the name Alexandra.

[Judith]

Staples McGee

[Jim Reaper]

Singent Finge has a nice ring to it. Or maybe I could go 80's action movie and be called Max Power or Jake Bullet or something like that.

[matt_boy]

Matt the Pale.

[Judith]

Matt the Pale.

Hahahaha...

See...the song got right to the "whiter shade of pale" part just while I was reading your post!

[Scaper_S]

I'd be an evil genius named La'tral Thinkah. Red lipstick & a compaq ipaq & deadly looks would be my deadly weapons....

[Spedoinkel]

Not sure if I'm allowed to devulge this information.

[LiLOrion]

Ben Dover :lol


I think I'd name myself Bea Arthur :lol

[NebariNookiee]

Felix Schlitz is the best alter ego name ever!

[NYPinTA]

Hmmm.... instinctively I pick Gertrude. Don't know why.

[Scaper_S]

Ben Dover :lol

I believe that name is already taken secret porn star! DO NOT ask how I know this :mischief:

[trinamick]

A friend of mine used to asked to be called Marvin Superpoop. He was about 5 at the time, but it's stuck with him through the years.

I'd be Ginger Lovelace. That's a nice Harlequin type name (and was the college roommate of my co-worker). :D

[Jim Reaper]

I believe that name is already taken secret porn star! DO NOT ask how I know this :mischief:

Hmmm..........suddenly I'm curious. :D

[Digger]

Hmmm. Maybe Chest Rockwell. Or Zaphrod Beeblebrox.

[LiLOrion]

I believe that name is already taken secret porn star! DO NOT ask how I know this :mischief:


Are YOU Ben Dover? :)

[LiLOrion]

Chesty Larou

[AgentSun]

any one named Honey will immediately get mistaken for a porn star.

[Scaper_S]

My most favourite name - porn star or secret agent - is Pinky Lucas. I love that. I might use that someday(copyright of me!)

[Col.Batguano]

I wanted to take the name Slartibartfast, but when I did a bunch of mice kept asking me to build them a planet.

[trinamick]

OT, Scaper_S, lovin' the avatar! :thud:

[Scaper_S]

OT, Scaper_S, lovin' the avatar! :thud:

Thanks! It's a drooling thud-fest of Aragorn gorgeousness! :drool: (and took me ages to find)

[samati75]

Shirley Ujeste.

[JadedLegend3]

I had a teacher named Harvey Harr. No lie.

[samati75]

I had a teacher named Harvey Harr. No lie.


:spew:

[AgentSun]

a guy i know has the last name Hoerr. pronounced "Hoe-er" nor "whore" and people keep mispronouncing it...it's funny.

[soyarma]

I'd be Soyarma... wait, I am Soyarma. Handy that way.

[ItsThatGuy]

I don't know about an alias, but I do know that if i could be a superhero, I would be Awesome Man.
(Heh, sadly i dont think anyone will get that obscure reference:()

[Madre Farbot]

Dick Spanner here, for all your super sleuthie under cover goings-on. :D