On the subject of morons...spew warning

[LT Garrix]

We were discussing morons at the post office and I thought I'd share this wonderful little gem.

My Panasonic multi disc DVD player has crapped out after a very disappointing 9 months. Okay, it's used for several hours every day as there is nothing on, but still. So I'm over at Amazon checking out a replacement, as our local stores here aren't carrying them and I'm not setting foot into any store right now and they have the some model I have available. I decide to check out the reviews.

Get ready for this one. Put down your liquids and swallow the solids.
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Reviewer:misterb1020 - See all my reviews
I bought this DVD player because I thought you can play 5 movies at a time. It doesn't! It only plays one, and the other 4 just sit there in the machine and do nothing. If you want to see five movies at once, you'll have to buy 5 different DVD players. That's too many, and you still have to watch them one at a time.
link (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00008IP5I/ref=cm_rev_next/102-6672849-2165734?%5Fencoding=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=172282&customer-reviews.start=11&me=standard)

:spew: :roflmao: :lol

Can you believe this? I just about died laughing when I read it. I had to share this little gem of ultimate stupidity. I mean first off, how can you phsyically watch 5 things at once? And second, you have 5 TVs in the same area? I'm impressed.

[AyuRocks]

Someone has ADD.. LOL! :D

[who45]

:rollin:

[BrowderChick]

Someone has ADD.. LOL! :D
:no:

[Kathleen]

Someone has ADD.. LOL! :D


Well now, that was a bit tacky, doncha think? :g2f:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

People constantly amaze me. :snicker: I often wonder how they get through day to day life. :rolleyes:
Thanks for the spew warning! :roflmao: That was very funny!

OK...I have to add this.....I clicked on the link in the 1st post and decided to read "all" of that person's reviews...they are ALL funny! I think this person is quite young because he mentions that he can't own a lighter.

[AyuRocks]

It was a joke. Sorry If I offended anyone.

[Kathleen]

It's alright. There's just a big difference between being a moron and having ADD... this dude is OBVIOUSLY a moron!!!

Also, definite :spew: and :roflmao: on the story!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AyuRocks]

Oh no.. haha.. the dude is definately a moron.

[LT Garrix]

I'm glad others are enjoying this as well. When I stumble upon true stupidity I have to share it and I know that y'all can appreciate true stupidity when you come across it..

This still makes me :roflmao:

[BrowderChick]

And for once it wasnt one of MY blonde moments :lol

[Kathleen]

:snicker: ... you sure?

[Owlman]

Ayu:

Is that RPG Maker in your sig?

[AyuRocks]

Yup! My friend made it, click it to see the whole "skit" ^^

[BrowderChick]

:snicker: ... you sure?
Even I know enough not to do something like that :lol

[Mazinkaiser]

wow, just wow...

[Emeraldcity]

Oh good God.........when are people going to learn to work WITH their medication and quit fighting it........ :lol :lol

[LT Garrix]

EC, I thought you would really appreciate it after your incident with moronity (is that a word?) at the PO.

[JadeScape]

:lol..Thanks LT I needed a laugh....

[StephX]

ROFL

I'm getting a good chuckle with some of the other reviews, also.


hehe

The Bedside Kama Sutra: 23 Positions for Pleasure and Passion

Ineffective and Dangerous, October 14, 2003
After trying 21 of the 23 described positions, my wife and I failed to feel any more passion and pleasure than we did before reading this book. I attribute this to her habit of watching television. Reading the book is exciting, especially because of the pictures, but putting these into practice is hard work. Not only is the work demanding, but they're potentially dangerous--especially if you're new at this sort of thing (which we are). Two of the positions really DO work, but we had tried them before purchasing the book. They're the easiest to work with, and the most stress free.


The Dr. Phil weightloss book one is pretty funny..
Too many keys, October 1, 2003
Since starting this diet, I have only gotten fatter and fatter. I blame Dr. Phil. He made this diet too complicated. He should have only made one key. That would be easier to follow. Then I wouldn't be so fat.

[eta_carinae]

:lol
These are great! I really needed a laugh :) Thank you :hug:

[StephX]

"Look honey! I did it! I made up number 24!!"

[LT Garrix]

StephX, that Dr. Phil one is funny and sad at the same time. It's sad because we live in a society where people can't take responsibility for themselves. I mean people have sued fast food restaurants for them being fat. I know the 10 lbs I've put on recently are a function of sitting on my butt and eating junk food. So now, it's off to the gym and stay away from the junk.

[Judith]

I'm alway a little concerned when I see subject lines like this...a little part of me worries that I'll read the article and have the ...."Hey, that's ME...CRAP!" reaction.

[Twich]

Indoor Grilling Made Safe and Easy, October 5, 2003
Before the George Foreman Grill, indoor grilling was messy and dangerous, and it was hard to dispose the coals. Now, with the Champ, you can make all your favorite grilled foods right in your kitchen or whatever room you cook in.
I like to grill salmon but you can't leave it on too long. This grill cooks really fast, so you don't have to wait if your real hungry. If you like beef, you can grill beef on this. You can't use this for soup.

My only complaint about this product is that it's hard to clean because I lost my cleaning fork. You have to clean it hot. You can't clean the grill too good when it's cold because everything's stuck on it.

George Foreman was really inspired to invent a grill like this. He probably has many more ideas to come. I'm hoping for an indoor smoker, because I love smoked brisket and ribs. Also, he should invent a grill for inside your car or for the shower. If he invents an indoor smoker, I'll buy it.


:spew:

[SpyderDan]

Wow...some people are just so frelling stupid. :eek:

[generic_screenname]

You can't use this for soup.

Crap. I nearly died laughing when I read that.

[LT Garrix]

That's as good as Mr. "Can't play all 5 DVDs at the same time." Where do these people come from?

[StephX]

Wouldn't it be kind of hard to grill in the shower? The water would keep cooling it off. lol

[DRD 1812]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG, how stupid can you be? Hmm, my six CD changer in my car doesn't play all of them at the same time. I demand a refund! lol.

[BrowderChick]

Crap. I nearly died laughing when I read that.
:rollin:

Ya think? Makes me wonder how they found out that you cant..... :lol

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

*I'm gonna pee in my pants reading these reviews! :eek2: :P

[Twich]

That's as good as Mr. "Can't play all 5 DVDs at the same time." Where do these people come from?

Same guy. I pulled that out of his reviews since I entertained myself by reading them all....

Sad sorry little man....

[AgentSun]

wow...one has to wonder whether he's really YOUNG or he's just an idiot. or if he's doing it on purpose.

btw, this review was about Rudy Guiliani.

Not about football, about Rudy, September 30, 2003
I bought this DVD thinking it would be about football. It's not. It's about Rudy. Rudy is also in The Lord of the Rings. It's awesome when he gets carried by the tree people. When I saw it in the theater I shouted "AWESOME!" and then someone hit me in the head with a Raisonette.

[StephX]

LOL!

[StephX]

The Origins of Tolkien's Middle-earth for Dummies

Much needed help!, October 2, 2003
Let's face it. Tolkien's books are hard. There are so many people and places to keep track of that it's hard to keep track of them. This makes reading them hard. Luckily we have the movies. The third Lord of the Rings movie will be out soon and I can hardly wait. This Dummies book promised to make Tolkien easier, but it's hard to read too. If they make a movie of this book, it'll be the best ever!

ahhh crap. I was trying to scroll with the center button on my mouse and clicked on yes, this review was helpful.

[Lord Loser]

Sad sorry little man....Hey!... I tried my best to review the products...

sheesh...

grumblewriteafewreviewsandgetpilloriedforitgrumble
:P

[StephX]

well, Lord Loser.... I loooove your review of Plato.

Plato is not my King, October 1, 2003
Plato doesn't make people fight. He makes people think about why bad people should be eliminated. I like when he says "Yes, I agree" but I get mad when he yells at people. I like in the pictures when he's talking with his hands and wearing those sheets. In one story, Plato was in trouble for hurting the youth and they found him guilty. I think it's sad that he had problems getting along with the law, but maybe he should have thought twice before doing all his corrupting.


Someone must be joking... most of these reviews should have "signed Jack Handy" at the end.

[eta_carinae]

Someone must be joking... most of these reviews should have "signed Jack Handy" at the end.

:rollin:

[LT Garrix]

Okay, same dingbat. I'm thinking this answers the age question. Either that or developmentally challenged, or a pyromaniac:

I'm not allowed to have a lighter, October 1, 2003
Michael Madsen is cool. I gave this five stars. He's got his own lighter. Some people don't think lighters are cool, but they're like my mom and they don't have one so how would they know. I don't like poetry. It makes me mad, and his poems are dirty. I especially don't like dirty poetry because they have words you can't use unless you want to go to jail.

Did you ever see that movie Donnie Brasco. If you look closely, you'll see him. There are exactly zero poems in Donnie Brasco. I liked it better than Donnie Darko.

Upon further reading of reviews, I would guess young teenager, just given some of the subjects s/he's been writing on, or supposed to be writing on at school.

[Teraad]

I have serious doubts that he's a moron. It looks like he's writing these reviews deliberately to get reactions out of people. And it seems to be working.

If it was just one or two reviews, then yes, he would be stupid. But the sheer number of reviews that are plain ridiculous belies that theory.

[AgentSun]

yeah...but are we looking at him as "he's pretty funny" or "he's an absolute idiot"....wherethen, is it under the premise that we're taking him seriously and that's why we think he's an idiot? i don't think he's seriously believing things like this, i think he's just making jokes and funny comments. that said, he's pretty funny. but i think the sad part is....there are actual people out there who would think these things.

[BillFrugge]

I think I may have found him... http://onehander.4t.com/photo4.html

Warning: Bare buttocks and sheer stupidity.

[LT Garrix]

OMG!!! That is too funny. :spew: And I thought lighting farts on fire was bad.

[Lord Loser]

:rollin: :roflmao:

[AgentSun]

yeah he won't be sitting down for a while.

[Kathleen]

Wanna bet he'll be in a lifetime supply of Preparation H from now on?

[AgentSun]

it's a shame he's such a pain in the butt (no pun intended). he was kinda cute. i guess you can't tell people until they light their butts on fire.

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

:thud: I can't frelling believe it.......

[BrowderChick]

Dumb-a$$ :rollin:

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

Dumb-a$$ :rollin:
:spew:

:aok: Good one BC! :hug2: