Mr Heat Miser (need it every year)

[malachilenomade]

Lyrics to Heat Miser Song
(Heat Miser in bold, chorus in italics)

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch

He's too much!

Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!

He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun

Sing it!

He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Too Much!

(Does anyone have this on audio file? :D)

[La Bomba]

Ahem... I think someone needs a little representation here. Here is the real hero of the story:

The Snow Miser Song

I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!

He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow

That's right!

He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below

Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch

He's too much!

I never want to see a day
That's over forty degrees
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!

He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow

That's right!

He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below

Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
... too much.

Too Much!

[DRD2001]

I live in the south for a reason. The only time I want to see ice is in my drink.

[La Bomba]

I live in the south for a reason. The only time I want to see ice is in my drink.
Yeah, but come on! Snow Miser is so much cooler! (No pun intended)

[malachilenomade]

Yeah, but come on! Snow Miser is so much cooler! (No pun intended)

So how come everyone I ask always know some of the lines to the Heat Miser song, but not the Snow Miser? ;)

[La Bomba]

For the same reason most people can sing some of "Feliz Navidad". It's the bad stuff that gets stuck in your head. :D

[hmissesh]

I remember seeing this as a kid--I swear I was singing it for weeks!

One of my favorites.
Thanks for sharing and reminding me of it.

[JadeScape]

I have both songs.....I will email to anyone who wants them....just let me know...:D

[malachilenomade]

I have both songs.....I will email to anyone who wants them....just let me know...:D


OH!! OH!!! Mrs. COTTER!!! :D Me me me me :D

PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE?!?! Pretty please?! With sugar and all that good stuff on top?! :D

[JadeScape]

OH!! OH!!! Mrs. COTTER!!! :D Me me me me :D

PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE?!?! Pretty please?! With sugar and all that good stuff on top?! :D

I'm not sure....You just didn't say please good enough.....lol :D
PM your email to me....:D and it will be on the way soon....did you want both songs or just heat miser....:D

[AnnK]

Snow Miser rules! Love him! We hummed that around the house for a week after we saw the show earlier this month.

and the "Put one foot in front of the other" song from Santa Claus is Coming to Town!

[malachilenomade]

and the "Put one foot in front of the other" song from Santa Claus is Coming to Town!


Is THAT where that song is from?! For some reason, I thought it was from The New Zoo Reveue... that song enters my head every now and then, especially when I'm walking a long distance :D

And JadeScape, I got the songs! THANK YOU!!! :joy:

[La Bomba]

OOH, OOH! Me too! Me too! PM on the way, JadeScape!

[TheBladeRoden]

PM sent!

[hmissesh]

I have both songs.....I will email to anyone who wants them....just let me know...:D

Got them!

Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!

Ill be humming this all day.... :) :)

[JadeScape]

I have the .....put one foot in front of the other .....song too.... :D